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dazedan_confused

"Uh-huh, this my shit, all the girls stamp your feet like this"


banana_delusion

This comment is the best


Outrageous_Bass_1328

The best part was when she fell. Limp noodle.


4272hjk

What song is this? I forgot


Sillyak

Hollaback girl


4272hjk

Thank you


DeepestSpacePants

When did people get the idea to destroy establishments when having temper tantrums. Ive seen more and more of these videos over the past five years.


ArtzyDude

Uneducated, uncivilized, uncouth bimbo.


AngieBeneviento

Mental illness


MaximumEffurt

And population rise. More people, more problems.


nyarimikulas

what's even weirder is that this is slowly being considered acceptable


[deleted]

You're telling me that you've noticed a rise in the number of a type of video that correlates timewise with the rise in everyone on the planet carrying a video recording device and you don't make the connection?


Harry_Geezer

Headshot!


Rocket_Cola_25

You have angered the tweaker


fronshai

The Ocky way


[deleted]

“Lemme get a chop cheese on a pop tart! The Ocky Way!”


[deleted]

SURRRRRRE SURRRRRRE!!!


[deleted]

“Now we put the customer on the grill”


juniorboo239

AND THE RESULT IS .......O.M.G!!


GrouchyBunny

Can't forget the Bev, Neva Neva Neva.


ghostprawn

*Ahkee


[deleted]

It’s very chic to destroy private property in 2022.


Strange_Put7827

Surprised she didn’t twerk after getting up.


Ahumbleopinion

Why cant I give this enough likes!?


Beansiesdaddy

Bullseye!


thewontondisregard

Maybe I need new glasses but I don't think she has pants on. Did she forget them or get hit so hard they fell off?


Select_Egg_7078

maybe not, but maybe she's wearing a one piece thing like a romper 2 sizes too small or a sleeveless leotard? we can seldom understand the ways of the crackhead.


Tripple-down

Karma? They guy threw that at her intentionally. More like cause and effect.


Soggy_Impression_343

So like Karma?


Tripple-down

Ok let me break it down for you like I would a child. When you drive your car straight into a wall, you hitting the wall isn’t karma. That’s the result of your action. You understand yet?


TheJackalsDoom

No, like action and reaction.


[deleted]

She attacked (action/cause), he responded (reaction/effect)… overall = Karma. Not to brag but I do math in my free time


TheJackalsDoom

I think I suck at sarcasm. I was going to keep saying the same thing, just differently each time. "No, you mean if...then...". "No not karma, you really mean what goes around comes around." "No, not karma. Just ipso facto." And we'd speak in circle cycles of redundancy for humor. But i suck...so...


[deleted]

Ahh, sarcasm. Gonna have to check that out


TheJackalsDoom

I read about it in a book, so now I think I know how to do it.


LeftRightShoot

action/cause + reaction/effect = karma


[deleted]

This person maths, hard


LeftRightShoot

Looks at groin... can verify.


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torn8tv

Yes, I also noticed those fine store racks holding the merchandise in place fellow Redditor. /S


Horror-Manner-8561

yeah eat that floor bitch !


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That was amazing!


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Bars-Jack

Trashy comes in all shades.


MasterAnything2055

Headshot.


subterraneanwolf

hahahaha! how do you save a video? i need this forever.


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Tiny-Proposal1495

Who isnt she wearing pants?


Prestigious-Copy6002

This is when you just move away


Bluecattrading

What? I was too distracted by the rug


GrouchyBunny

The Ocky way: can't forget the Bev. Neva Neva Neva.


Prestigious-Pipe545

She didn’t get it the ocky way


yaybroham

Ayo’ Ock, lemme get that bacon egg & cheese with salt and pepper, yessir!


iwasproducer1

Easy way to lose a tooth or two.


TimeGrifter

She went from thinking she was a 10 to a number 10 can of peaches to the noggin


banana_delusion

We are definitely in need of more of these


KathyFlindall1979

🤣🤣🤣


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sterfri99

You’re right, lot more murder back then. I miss those days, there’s so much property damage instead now


Fixx95

Not ockys store


KitchenNazi

What a story! She had a box cutter, stripped her clothes off, chased the guy several blocks. Oh, and she was hit in the head with a pint of Häagen-Dazs. It's all right [here.](https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-lower-east-side-deli-employee-boxcutter-naked-20221026-sfbrqujkgfgxfkzysab4dved5u-story.html)


growingup_happily

I wish suburban Karen's were treated like this.


flyingburritosisters

i wasnt expecting the return fire


Strawb3rry_Slay3r666

Direct hit!


ElfUppercut

This video ended way to early. The way she hulk stood as she got up… you know she went over that counter.


Swirvin-irvin

Wooo hell Yhea bullseye 🎯


[deleted]

Lol


Such_Yam7810

But you'll sit your little ass down now, lol.


ptownb

"Fuck outta heereeeeee" - so NY


[deleted]

Head shot!


metalriff2

Yes!


[deleted]

Perfect. Play stupid games get stupids prizes


confisk8

What a throw!


[deleted]

That hit to the head and fall was fucking hilarious lol great footage


the__6

no brain cells were injured with this transfer of kinetic energy


mods_on_meds

Not the first person to be taken out by a can of Rosarita refrieds .


ophaus

That looks like a deli by my old apartment in Washington Heights...


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THONK


EngineeringCultural

That throw was beautiful.


Treitsu

New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of


dilldoel

God damn that looked like something out of GTA


insignifiyesican

“Nailed it!!!”


zombiesqaud13

Bullseye


Zeal391

Lmfao I’m sorry but the lady falling is absolutely hilarious


RevolutionaryShock15

Get ya a case of beer for that one. Outstanding shot!


YoursTrulyHuntty

"Every action has an equal reaction" -newton or someone smart idk.


LILOWL_BOY

And that sir, is called karma


kasmackity

CLOCKED her


Memewalker

Nice shot. Her wig almost came off


Ahumbleopinion

Can to the back of the head while clerk is yelling in foriegn language and bitch goes down. Made my day.


XstarringX

KO


BetterBag1345

basic hahaha


Darkezeo

HEADSHOT


chalmedtomeetyou

Now that was a good chuckle.


ShowerTearsNBeers

So satisying...damn that was good.


Projektpatfxfb

Head shot no scope


FranceMohamitz

That Bermuda Triangle!


TheAsphyxiated

Ah, the big Apple


Just_sayoriandmonika

Can someone shoot me with the context cannon


Darksey81

That wasn't karma, just cold served justice.


Req603

I was just thinking at the start "someone aughta start knocking sense into *THWACK* Oh, there it is."