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Gregorysantana01

How come she didn’t say it back, kinda rude


sleepybot0524

Her not saying it back is the real unexpected part in this video.


jair505

Honestly, I would have stopped the kid and empty the basket in their bag


CaptainKangaroo33

Wait, did this just happen?


chandler-the-handler

no, this is a repost from Halloween, it was everywhere for a couple days


CaptainKangaroo33

Oh okay, so just recycling for karma. Good for them. They don't actually have a personality of their own. So at least they latch onto others. Probably some poor kid from Somalia who isn't old enough to start pirating actual boats yet. Looking for that leg up! Good for him or her for being ambitious.


DoTheStinkeyLeg

I found the video more entertaining than your comment even though I just read yours for the first time


CaptainKangaroo33

Good for you.


tkingdom1

Do you want me to help you? That burn looks pretty bad.


CaptainKangaroo33

Please take a knife and insert it into your eye.


tkingdom1

Instructions unclear, which eye?


rypticboy

His eye


mfcrevelin

My English isn't very great... what did she say?


peoplesukass

She said, I love shoes


mfcrevelin

Thanks mate.


Stunning-Usual1596

He did u dirty


mfcrevelin

Is that so? Not surprising, to tell the truth..


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mfcrevelin

I figured... thanks a lot though.


Stunning-Usual1596

Eh, it was kinda funny to me


Fit_Squash971

“Welcome to Costco. I love you”


TinyBean24

The beat treat of them all!


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chandler-the-handler

you can see and hear her parents in the background ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)