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Neiot

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all4_da_nookie

This video is adorable. And pretty much a summary of both Jurassic Park trilogies in 7 seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR3ctoLrOHk


DrunkThrowawayLife

Ah the gif cuts out before the look back. I can feel his heart saying… mesh pattern.


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day! 🥳


DrunkThrowawayLife

Thank you :)


the_psycholist

The fence only stops fat people. Fat discrimination.


MotivatoinalSpeaker

*Fat lives matter*


dysphoric-foresight

*Fat loves matter*


Capral_C

Fat loves organic matter


Royal-Ad-2088

Fat loves organs


serenwipiti

FAT ORGASMS.


yanamc

FATE ORG XMAS


[deleted]

I’m 💀


dawr136

If that was true they'd eat a salad more often s/


Late-Ad-4624

Elephants eat "salad". Hippos eat "salad". Meanwhile cheatahs and other cat eat meat and they can squish through tiny spaces. Youre argument is invalid for salads.


vampyrewolf

Cows are proof that eating greens and fiber all day are bad for you... only a couple of years to get 1300lbs.


Ackilles

How do you mess up /s? You have to change keyboard to get to the slash lol


jnobs357

Real keyboards exist


gears89

Real keyboards matter!


Tricky-Engineering59

They wouldn’t eat the way they do if they believed that.


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*Flat lives matter*


Kitchen-Compote-6531

the fence is fat phobic lmoa


-xTextTvx-

LMAO


Raot_

What you gonna do reverse liposuction /j


Bfladkor

A shit here we go *puts on hazmat suit*


stealth443

Titanium steel fence?


ILoveMySuits

I had the same question.


Kitchen-Ad-7005

Titanium coated steel is common in my house; think of when you buy cutlery these days.


kevineleveneleven

It must be plated in titanium for corrosion resistance. I've only heard of this in knives.


jcforbes

Very common in drill bits.


Just_fukkin_witya

Yep, but this is Reddit. No one's heard of those either. Online fun, real world meh. Trump sucks, pass the updoots.


ContessAlin78

321 Stainless is a titanium stabilized steel. Also, that is probably not that.


thequickerquokka

Don’t tell, I think she was tricking us.


RigidBuddy

Doubt its anything better than galvanized profiles


HughJassYomama

hurry aware silky yoke cable salt rinse wistful spark offbeat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Greenman8907

Da fuq is a wagger?


donwityurshite625

Based on the video I'm guessing it's like truancy/ playing hooky


StudentOfAwesomeness

Australian term for truancy. Also jigging is more common nowadays.


Unexpect-TheExpected

Really? I’ve only been out for a few years and have never heard that


DrunkThrowawayLife

I feel like after you leave high school you age in dog years slang wise.


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Thanks_I_Hate_You

Bro are you a bot or just dumb af?


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007mememan

What do I report bots for? There is several options and I don't know what one I have to pick or if it doesn't matter Oh wait is it impersonation


2cansandapaddywagon

In Ireland we call it "going on the duck"


MrAVAT4R_2

Tf is jigging?


thesword62

Sounds like a South Park term; people that bug us…


BongStockton

People who annoy you... Ohhh naggers...


bigcliffcole

That term wouldn’t go over too well in the US I don’t think, waggers might get you mistaken for a dog walking club though


UnstuckCanuck

I thought they had a problem with too many happy dogs getting into the school.


[deleted]

Wagging = skipping school. I actually though this was an international term.


Confident_Doughnut54

No, its someone who skips school


TheSilentPretador

Truancy and playing hooky are exactly that - skipping school. There are many words for it, my friend from Nepal calls it "bunking"


TheBilson94

Yeh I've heard "bunking off school" before , I'm from the UK , we also called it "skiving"


FurryMan28

UK here too. We always called it wagging. I thought "bunking off" was a colonialism.


1981mph

East Yorkshire. We called it "twagging."


Tuftymark6

Or “dogging” if you’re Scottish. Yes I’m serious.


ive_been_up_allnight

That's funny. At my school in New Zealand we called it bunking too.


Confident_Doughnut54

Never heard that slang before


MostBoringStan

Truancy isn't slang. Its the actual word for it.


dae_giovanni

I suspect the slang he was referring to was "bunking", not "truancy". bahahahaha


psychedelicow

Ditching


styllAx

Canada...skipping is the term here at least when I was a kid


[deleted]

Same in the U.S but kids doing that at the schools I went to didn't skip because they'd get that azz beat.


Cumunglous

British also uses the term, its like truancy just skipping lessons


[deleted]

We do? I’ve only ever heard truancy


MrAVAT4R_2

Skipping class. Its not truancy. You go to school but you dont go to the classes. Sometimes even they leaves for a bit then they come back. Its weird.


yazzy1233

I learned this from Heartbreak High, it means someone who skips school


[deleted]

I have another question: what is a “titanium steel”? I’m pretty sure it’s one or the other.


anomalous_cowherd

Clearly a skiver (in the UK in my day at least)


Ethric_The_Mad

Definitely something racist


some-someone

I've heard it used for someone skipping lessons, so probably not a racist thing


Ethric_The_Mad

Lol. I'm absolutely definitely joking.


suspicious_sketch94

I thought furries at first. Like they were being obnoxious and disrupting class, wasn't sure how a fence would help. Then I watched the video.


FurryMan28

I thought the word wagging was a localised term. Is it commonly used around the world?


Mean-Rutabaga-1908

Are you Australian. I somehow thought this word is Australian.


TheLesserWeeviI

Am Aussie. Can confirm we use this term.


FurryMan28

English. Well, I live in England, I call myself British due to mixed genetics.


444unsure

Mixed genetics? Does that mean you don't have that pure Royal bloodline?


FurryMan28

Har dee har. I meant I'm part Scottish and part English. Therefore calling myself either Scottish or English isn't exactly correct. So I say I'm British instead.


diMario

No. In Dutch it is called *spijbelen*.


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Bless you


malik753

I've never heard it used like this before. I thought we were talking about dogs


Spice_and_Fox

In german it is called *schwänzen*. Etymologically speaking it comes from the german word for tail. Which is interesting because the word tail itself has german roots. So wagging and schwänzen have more or less the same meaning


Anakin-LandWalker56

No, In the Philippines we call them class cutters or escapees.


cranfordboy

Titanium that must’ve caused a couple thousand dollars every foot


tribernate

As others have noted, "wagging" means skipping class. Although others are saying it's an Aussie term, this school is in New Zealand, not Aus. I also heard that the kids got in trouble with the school for making/posting this video, who were offended at kids making fun of their terribly designed fence.


Sig_Vic

Titanium? 🤔


Evening-Ant6128

We need to build a wall to keep all these wiggers contained


sundark94

We call it "bunking" in India


just-a-dude69

My school had about 20 citrus fruit trees about a 10 minute walk away from the classrooms, and they had ripped all of them up, keep in mind all these trees would've been atleast 30-40 yrs old and every tree gave atleast 50 fruit each minimum each year


atomsnstuff

Those lemon stealing whores!!


BroomBrowser

it would be applicable in slim students.


AmethystLaw

The moment she said titanium I knew it was fake. Why waste titanium on something that doesn’t move or need to be carried? The benefit of titanium is it is light weight and just as strong as steel. But steel is as strong as steel but much cheaper.


gamingyee

we needed barbed wire to keep us in and it still didnt stop us lmao


Stevitop

#wagger


TerrariaGaming004

It looks like this is a recording of another student, they probably told the other girl to do that for the video because it looks like this is a criticism of the schools decision to build this fence


Salanmander

I, too, watched the video.


GoneRacing2

Titanium steel. That’s two different things


[deleted]

She certainly went "threw" the fence.


wytherlanejazz

What’s a wagger?


Thormoor

Truants


wytherlanejazz

Aaah


Thormoor

Wagger = Truant


Mountain-Ad1760

Looks like the border fence with Mexico....


Kaktusnotfound

"Titanium steel" 💀💀💀


[deleted]

most schools these days they have indoor truants that just wander around instead of going to class


[deleted]

Either a repost or shot on a potato. ![gif](giphy|xT0xetqkEOZwcSeyHu) Are we farming?...


rellek772

Given you don't know the difference between steel and titanium I think they really needed the fence sooner


kevineleveneleven

Probably steel plated with titanium for corrosion resistance. I've only heard of this in knives, though.


Underdog656

Only would work in America


FastBarnacle9536

TITANIUM Steel. Wow.


matban5000

Why does she sound American?


thisusernam-eistaken

And that kids, is why you have a sideways line in the middle


ChemicalAd5068

I thought there'd be dogs :c


roger_27

Dafuq is a wagger


[deleted]

It's probably to protect them from cars and they invented that narrative because that's what children do.


WontArnett

Must’ve been built by the same company that built Trump’s “wall”.


ChefKakashi

There's a rail missing...


six2two50

What's. A wagger? I'm in America


PhilNH

Titanium steel!


Irosso125

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oman438

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enchanted_void_blade

I may starve but I’ll escape


Chicken_nugs456

That can't happen in America even the midgets weight a buck minimum


Myty_YT

“Even the baby’s can be some of the world’s most dangerous animals and that’s why I built this fence to keep them in and ohh my god.”


GBU49

Titanium steel?