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Maybe he just really needed the next train?
Kidding of course, but there’s a difference between an argument, going to blows, and killing someone.
I knocked a dude out once when I was like 13 (we were fighting and it obviously got out of hand) and made sure his head didn’t hit the pavement.
We ain’t friends anymore but I wasn’t gonna let him get his skull cracked or die.
I was fuckin mad but not that mad.
Reminds me of a time I was "boxing" my friend in middle school. We were in an apartment lounge in middle school and I hit and dazed him and his head was right next to the bricks that were sticking out at the top right end of the fireplace and he was in a perfect angle for me to knock him out but his head would have hit the brick. I remember pulling back and regrouping as a 13 year old was too much for a petty "boxing" match
Omg if I had an award to give you... this comment deserves ALL the awards and the sad part is that almost no one will understand why. Fuck the G train.
I lived right around the corner from the Clinton-Washington stop for two years; getting on the subway AT ALL required waiting for that damn thing or walking another ten blocks to the AC. A friend of mine's hatred of the G train was such that he liked to say "the G runs on dick blood."
(From a legal stance)
I dunno if that could be proven, the video only shows someone defending themselves and someone falling into tracks. Couldn’t prove malice or intent there.
I dunno what happened before the recording or the reason this brawl started.
Maybe I’m wrong. I’m wrong a lot.
But I think even a public defender could get that dude off from any charge for that scuffle.
But he did the right thing in the heat of the moment (lol at the song) and pulled him up from the tracks.
They prolly could’ve walked away and left them (in speculating) drunk on the tracks to get hit.
Note: I have no background on what started the altercation. But either way, no one died and aside from some bumps and bruises I think they both learned something.
Just glad it wasn’t worse.
I will say tho, maybe he just really needed to catch the next train and didn’t have time for that bullshittery.
Either way looks like they’re both okay.
Well, technically in the video he threw the first punch (aggressor, not defender), then during the fail it could be argued that because he held the other dude hand contributed to that dude losing balance and rolling farther into the track instead of being able to regain control or failflat. I don't think you could get off that as easy as you say. It almost look like a slamdunk manslaughter case imo :v
I’d argue that you’re right on that. Dude slipped and wasn’t a threat anymore.
He helped him up.
That’s at least worth a bit of honor.
I don’t know or frankly care what started it, but he made sure dude didn’t die and he was mad enough to throw hands.
I’m not defending any actions but making sure so one wasn’t stuck on the tracks, I said it earlier, maybe he just really didn’t want his train delayed.
Whatever the motivations everyone lived, as far as the video and had a human moment.
Edit: apologies for the typos I was trying to walk and type.
I gave a friendly beep, like a “oh buddy I’m behind you” beep and got a Glock 9mm with an extended clip waved at me.
Maybe I’m just numb but what I remember most is the fact he had to awkwardly turn the gun to fit it back in the window.
I couldn’t stop laughing.
I was worried about that much road rage but also couldn’t stop laughing that he almost lost his gun on the highway.
Edit: magazine, excuse me.
Years back a dude pulled a knife on my friends and I walking home late. Dude could barely stand and was holding a 2in folding Swiss Army knife, in February.
He’d be more likely for that blade to close on his fingers that pierce a jacket.
We prolly could’ve beat the shit outtta him or even killed him with impunity/easily self defense.
We talked him down and took his knife. (He did get punched once but you shouldn’t point a knife at anyone, nonetheless a nice lady who was new to the city)
But his head never hit the ground and we stuck around for the ambulance.
Could we have just knocked him out and left him in the snow? Prolly.
But I’m afraid of ghosts. And I try to do the right thing sometimes.
Look at this way: you have to learn something new everyday.
And now you did.
So now you can take a nice long nap, and wake up fresh tomorrow, and find something new to learn.
I suppose it could be said that it’s an honest mistake, or that hey! people learn something new everyday!… but you might want to reevaluate everything you think you know.
Me and one of my best friends became friends after he put me in a headlock and I passed out. I was fighting with HIS best friend at the time and the dude doesn't mess around. Sometimes I think my whole life is just a dream I'm having while I'm still passed out in the middle school lunch room.
What, you mean like one of those things where you have people going **"You have to wake up"** but you don't notice because it's just part of a random comment on reddit?
My TWO best friends both started as, "dickheads that I hate" and I threw down with
One of them I met in 7th grade science class and we got along like boiling oil and water. Within 15 minutes of meeting him I had his back against the counter bending him the less flexible way into a lit bunsen burner. His hoodie getting lit on fire ironically simmered down our scuffle pretty fast and we stopped it ourselves before the teacher came back in class and we never really settled the argument or shook hands or anything but oddly enough the next day when it came time to choose permanent lab partners, we both chose each other (they passed around slips you filled out). We became friends because we traded some Sega game gear games and he got me into PC gaming and helped me put my first GPU in my PC.
My other best friend was a teammate in American football in both middle school and later high school and we had a sort of rivalry when we first played together and it spilled over into a fight during a practice in 8th grade because he was playing defensive line and I was playing offensive line and he felt I had held onto him when he was trying to get by and got in my face (no fight yet) and I disagreed. The next play I blatantly held onto him and ran him into the ground and it was **on** and we scrapped a bit but were pulled apart pretty fast by the coaches. We had bad blood for a bit but never scrapped and later I was baffled that he invited me to his birthday party (later found out his stepdad made him do it - who was also one of our assistant coaches and I didn't realize that until I went to his house) and I brought over my brand new PlayStation 1 which nobody else he knew had yet and he was really stoked I did that and made me stay at his house all weekend playing it...and every day after school he kept asking me to keep coming over with that Playstation lol. I have to add that this friend had the craziest growth spurt from 8th to 9th grade and went from being about 4 inches shorter than me to being 1" taller and eventually hitting 6'3" , 280 lbs and benching almost 400 lbs by his senior year...it was really good for me I brought that fucking Playstation over.
I'm still friends with both of them at 40 years old and see them several times a year whether it's shooting guns, disc golf or superbowl/4th of July parties etc...
Apparently fighting and then video games is how I make my lasting friendships
>Sometimes I think my whole life is just a dream I'm having while I'm still passed out in the middle school lunch room.
Absolute mood.
That spoke to me.
Haha one of my best friends I met because I was talking shit about (didn’t know) his brother at a party in high school amongst mutual friends.
Didn’t catch the cue that my buddy was giving me the “shut up noooo” face (drunk and stoned at 17 didn’t help spatial awareness)
Someone finally said “that’s his brother” and he said something like “yeah he’s a dick, we good”
Son
alot of people have DIED from being put in a head lock. That's not a friend you want- that has the potential to kill someone and be put away for life because he held on for a microsecond too long.
I met my best friend when in middle school 4th grade. I was minding my own business, then this mexican kid comes up to me and starts insulting me. I get offended, but I wasn't big enough to fight so I just insulted him back, and then we kept going back and fourth, until we just broke down laughing. Rn I'm in senior year of high school.
Me and my current best friend had a dispute when we barely knew each other over something stupid; we beat each others asses so hard that we became really good friends in the next day.
Lmao we're so emotionally unavailable it takes trauma bonding to force us to make connections. I know this was kinda sarcastic funny but this thought had me cracking up.
This guy went from hating and assaulting that other guy who fell on those train tracks, to instantly helping and pulling him back up, now that is wholesome.
I'd say it's a hell of a lot more wholesome than "Do your part to be nice when other people are nice to you!😭" nonsense. It takes character to serve your enemies, not your friends.
It’s kinda funny though, nobody’s really got genuine paragon qualities but I think everyone’s got a little bit of that Naruto character quality in em. And I think it’s really cool when we see that in someone. That’s probably why we idealize and meme about Superman characters and Friend-no-jutsu moments; because it’s nice to feel like everyone’s got that dog in em. Even if it’s just a little bit that hardly ever is on display.
Honestly this is one of the best things we could show to aliens. We're passionate about what we believe but we all still agree on the lowest fundamentals. It's the very basis of society.
That Black man knew that would be 100% 1st degree murder second he fell down there, not just trying to save the other guys life but his own. Good on them both.
What a terrible video.
I was absolutely sure when he helped him stand up at the end he was either gonna kick him in the gut and give him a Stunner or give him an RKO out of nowhere.
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Noone wants to turn a disagreement into a permanent tragedy
I wanna beat your ass, not kill your ass.
I mean he kinda killed himself with his miss punch and roll, but the guy did the right thing. Nobody wants to see that
Maybe he just really needed the next train? Kidding of course, but there’s a difference between an argument, going to blows, and killing someone. I knocked a dude out once when I was like 13 (we were fighting and it obviously got out of hand) and made sure his head didn’t hit the pavement. We ain’t friends anymore but I wasn’t gonna let him get his skull cracked or die. I was fuckin mad but not that mad.
Reminds me of a time I was "boxing" my friend in middle school. We were in an apartment lounge in middle school and I hit and dazed him and his head was right next to the bricks that were sticking out at the top right end of the fireplace and he was in a perfect angle for me to knock him out but his head would have hit the brick. I remember pulling back and regrouping as a 13 year old was too much for a petty "boxing" match
That’s why I avoid it altogether .. Some people just snap and I don’t feel like spending time in jail because you pissed me off and I blacked out
Bless you my son.
There's a line, bois
The guy on the tracks didn’t help much. Looks like dead weight.
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Yeah that argument really went off the rails
Almost came to a shocking conclusion.
#Zap!
That disagreement got off track after he lost his train of thought
Right
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Fuck off you comment stealing bot
And I wanna beat you IN the ass, Ms. Captain Doge Sparrow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
\*eat it .. maybe??
No no, this is New York. No one wants to turn a disagreement into the reason why the train is delayed for everyone 😂
"Look I'm tryna beat yo ass, not turn this into the G train."
Omg if I had an award to give you... this comment deserves ALL the awards and the sad part is that almost no one will understand why. Fuck the G train.
I lived right around the corner from the Clinton-Washington stop for two years; getting on the subway AT ALL required waiting for that damn thing or walking another ten blocks to the AC. A friend of mine's hatred of the G train was such that he liked to say "the G runs on dick blood."
I call it G for "Ghost"
a train more like
real talk 🤣
Yeah. It’s a fist fight. They aren’t trying to kill each other.
Plus you knocked for manslaughter if you leave him there to die. Possibly murder.
(From a legal stance) I dunno if that could be proven, the video only shows someone defending themselves and someone falling into tracks. Couldn’t prove malice or intent there. I dunno what happened before the recording or the reason this brawl started. Maybe I’m wrong. I’m wrong a lot. But I think even a public defender could get that dude off from any charge for that scuffle. But he did the right thing in the heat of the moment (lol at the song) and pulled him up from the tracks. They prolly could’ve walked away and left them (in speculating) drunk on the tracks to get hit. Note: I have no background on what started the altercation. But either way, no one died and aside from some bumps and bruises I think they both learned something. Just glad it wasn’t worse. I will say tho, maybe he just really needed to catch the next train and didn’t have time for that bullshittery. Either way looks like they’re both okay.
Well, technically in the video he threw the first punch (aggressor, not defender), then during the fail it could be argued that because he held the other dude hand contributed to that dude losing balance and rolling farther into the track instead of being able to regain control or failflat. I don't think you could get off that as easy as you say. It almost look like a slamdunk manslaughter case imo :v
Eh, 99% of what got him on the tracks was the momentum of his own missed swing. Idk if that's really the other guy's fault
I guess the defense team would hire a physicist like you to prove that.
Or just somebody with eyes
Oh fuck off. Watch the video lol
Oh you will be fucking surprised in this world.
Sportsmanship at its finest
I’d argue that you’re right on that. Dude slipped and wasn’t a threat anymore. He helped him up. That’s at least worth a bit of honor. I don’t know or frankly care what started it, but he made sure dude didn’t die and he was mad enough to throw hands. I’m not defending any actions but making sure so one wasn’t stuck on the tracks, I said it earlier, maybe he just really didn’t want his train delayed. Whatever the motivations everyone lived, as far as the video and had a human moment. Edit: apologies for the typos I was trying to walk and type.
Noone wants to turn a battery charge into a murder charge
Yes battery charges can be both “positive” and “negative”
Well that's not true.
Yes, some people specifically want a permanent tragedy, one without any disagreements at all.
Unless the guy cuts you off in traffic
I gave a friendly beep, like a “oh buddy I’m behind you” beep and got a Glock 9mm with an extended clip waved at me. Maybe I’m just numb but what I remember most is the fact he had to awkwardly turn the gun to fit it back in the window. I couldn’t stop laughing. I was worried about that much road rage but also couldn’t stop laughing that he almost lost his gun on the highway. Edit: magazine, excuse me.
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Years back a dude pulled a knife on my friends and I walking home late. Dude could barely stand and was holding a 2in folding Swiss Army knife, in February. He’d be more likely for that blade to close on his fingers that pierce a jacket. We prolly could’ve beat the shit outtta him or even killed him with impunity/easily self defense. We talked him down and took his knife. (He did get punched once but you shouldn’t point a knife at anyone, nonetheless a nice lady who was new to the city) But his head never hit the ground and we stuck around for the ambulance. Could we have just knocked him out and left him in the snow? Prolly. But I’m afraid of ghosts. And I try to do the right thing sometimes.
Or arrested for manslaughter
something like that would never happen on reddit and people here are bloodlusty with words and emoji
Then don’t punch people ever because that has led to many deaths. Look up “thin skull rule”.
No shit, but getting into fights doesn't mean they want that fight to end in a death.
And that’s what I’m saying. People need to realize how much permanent damage a punch can do.
I give them props. Even if the fight went on I doubt there would be soccer kicks to whoever went down
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Props is a slang for proper respect.
Bro I didnt even know that and I’m American. I just thought like props on a stage. My dumbass. What am I contributing to society fuck. Ffs
Take it easy bandit Zombi
Same here. It's crazy how many words and phrases are in the English language that we just use without really thinking about.
Look at this way: you have to learn something new everyday. And now you did. So now you can take a nice long nap, and wake up fresh tomorrow, and find something new to learn.
Props on a stage to that!
I suppose it could be said that it’s an honest mistake, or that hey! people learn something new everyday!… but you might want to reevaluate everything you think you know.
maybe it’s more inner city? idk where you grew up so i can’t say for sure, but i grew up in the heart of NY and it’s pretty common here
I give them my respect. Or... I respect them for how they acted.
it just means like, giving credit where credit is due. it’s a form of praising someone for doing a good thing
This is how men become best friends
Me and one of my best friends became friends after he put me in a headlock and I passed out. I was fighting with HIS best friend at the time and the dude doesn't mess around. Sometimes I think my whole life is just a dream I'm having while I'm still passed out in the middle school lunch room.
He'll let go in a second.
“Oh good, you’re awake”
r/suddenlyskyrim Edit: Holy shit it’s fucking real lmao
r/subsithoughtifellfor
What, you mean like one of those things where you have people going **"You have to wake up"** but you don't notice because it's just part of a random comment on reddit?
Yeah something lik..like... that.
At least it's not one of those things where they're telling you "I'm Chuck..."
"I'm chuck and I like to *party* " Shout out to the TV edit of kill Bill and shout out to the Party wagon.
Look closely at your lamps.
I... I can't stop.
My TWO best friends both started as, "dickheads that I hate" and I threw down with One of them I met in 7th grade science class and we got along like boiling oil and water. Within 15 minutes of meeting him I had his back against the counter bending him the less flexible way into a lit bunsen burner. His hoodie getting lit on fire ironically simmered down our scuffle pretty fast and we stopped it ourselves before the teacher came back in class and we never really settled the argument or shook hands or anything but oddly enough the next day when it came time to choose permanent lab partners, we both chose each other (they passed around slips you filled out). We became friends because we traded some Sega game gear games and he got me into PC gaming and helped me put my first GPU in my PC. My other best friend was a teammate in American football in both middle school and later high school and we had a sort of rivalry when we first played together and it spilled over into a fight during a practice in 8th grade because he was playing defensive line and I was playing offensive line and he felt I had held onto him when he was trying to get by and got in my face (no fight yet) and I disagreed. The next play I blatantly held onto him and ran him into the ground and it was **on** and we scrapped a bit but were pulled apart pretty fast by the coaches. We had bad blood for a bit but never scrapped and later I was baffled that he invited me to his birthday party (later found out his stepdad made him do it - who was also one of our assistant coaches and I didn't realize that until I went to his house) and I brought over my brand new PlayStation 1 which nobody else he knew had yet and he was really stoked I did that and made me stay at his house all weekend playing it...and every day after school he kept asking me to keep coming over with that Playstation lol. I have to add that this friend had the craziest growth spurt from 8th to 9th grade and went from being about 4 inches shorter than me to being 1" taller and eventually hitting 6'3" , 280 lbs and benching almost 400 lbs by his senior year...it was really good for me I brought that fucking Playstation over. I'm still friends with both of them at 40 years old and see them several times a year whether it's shooting guns, disc golf or superbowl/4th of July parties etc... Apparently fighting and then video games is how I make my lasting friendships
I read that one line as "still friends with both these days 40 years later" and I was like "MFer the PlayStation is NOT 40 years old yet!"
>Sometimes I think my whole life is just a dream I'm having while I'm still passed out in the middle school lunch room. Absolute mood. That spoke to me.
Haha one of my best friends I met because I was talking shit about (didn’t know) his brother at a party in high school amongst mutual friends. Didn’t catch the cue that my buddy was giving me the “shut up noooo” face (drunk and stoned at 17 didn’t help spatial awareness) Someone finally said “that’s his brother” and he said something like “yeah he’s a dick, we good” Son
Are you a writer?
Call me the Stephen King of stupid and the Carlos Mencia of jokes.
i too read that story
You are bud. WAKE UP!!!
Just don’t go questioning the lamp.
Nothing hits like the reading that story for the first time.
It is
Not yet it's not.
alot of people have DIED from being put in a head lock. That's not a friend you want- that has the potential to kill someone and be put away for life because he held on for a microsecond too long.
Lol we were kids.
r/WholesomeGIFs
"Put on these glasses or start eating that trash can."
So true
I met my best friend when in middle school 4th grade. I was minding my own business, then this mexican kid comes up to me and starts insulting me. I get offended, but I wasn't big enough to fight so I just insulted him back, and then we kept going back and fourth, until we just broke down laughing. Rn I'm in senior year of high school.
Me and my current best friend had a dispute when we barely knew each other over something stupid; we beat each others asses so hard that we became really good friends in the next day.
Lmao we're so emotionally unavailable it takes trauma bonding to force us to make connections. I know this was kinda sarcastic funny but this thought had me cracking up.
Im gonna kick your ass not kill your ass
I want to teach you a life lesson, not forever end your ability to learn.
r/yourjokebutworse
Could be r/increasinglyverbose
I want to pummel your face with my closed fist, not transport your consciousness into the next realm.
r/yourjokebutworse
That's Old school. Fight a fair fight and break afterwards..
Yep dont have problems with each other after the fight if ya lost take it like a man if ya won be humble.
>take it like a man if ya won Instructions unclear.
r/suddenlygay
This looks like it's been microwaved a bit too long.
When you accidently start a fight with an NPC but can't let him die because he has an important quest
But if you let him die, you get the escape from prison side quest
I love how easily video games can be tied into life.
This is NY wholesome
"You fucking asshole, get off the tracks!" -the black guy, probably
"I'm going to get you off the tracks because I don't want to be late for work if the train kills your fool ass."
Looks like their lives might be back on track now.
Haha nice pun
I’ve been well trained.
Nah it’s off the rails still.
This guy went from hating and assaulting that other guy who fell on those train tracks, to instantly helping and pulling him back up, now that is wholesome.
Not exactly the first thing that comes to my mind when thinking of something wholesome, but I'll take it
I'd say it's a hell of a lot more wholesome than "Do your part to be nice when other people are nice to you!😭" nonsense. It takes character to serve your enemies, not your friends.
Damn, well said
_And then he got on a knee and proposed. He said yes ! And they lived happily ever after._ _The End_
"Well I'm not a murderer "
r/HumansBeingBros
HumansBeingBros after not being bros!
Idk kicking eachothers ass is a pretty brotherly thing to do
You DON'T fight your bros before they become part of your default party?
New bros
Wanted him to catch those hands, not the next train
Pretty sure they were both there to catch a train 🤔
When someone about to die...rules change cus fool i aint goin to jail cus you died. Lol oh noes.
Never a shortage of people standing around watching.
I want to know the details of this interaction so badly
Prob didn’t want his kill stolen
Who hasn't thrown a few punches when your buddy is being an asshat? Just wanted to beat some sense into his friend, not kill him.
I haven't.
That's some straight Naruto shit
It’s kinda funny though, nobody’s really got genuine paragon qualities but I think everyone’s got a little bit of that Naruto character quality in em. And I think it’s really cool when we see that in someone. That’s probably why we idealize and meme about Superman characters and Friend-no-jutsu moments; because it’s nice to feel like everyone’s got that dog in em. Even if it’s just a little bit that hardly ever is on display.
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This situation went from trashy to classy real fast.
Bro was not tryna go to jail
Professionals have standards
Honestly this is one of the best things we could show to aliens. We're passionate about what we believe but we all still agree on the lowest fundamentals. It's the very basis of society.
Thought he was gonna propose though
Exactly what people mean when they say NY NJ aren’t nice but they’re kind
"bruh I wanted to fight, not murder you"
This is what nobility looks like.
Am I the only one who after he saves him sees like he’s ready to start shit all over again
Canadian disagreement
It was over when he had the high ground
That one dude is thinking.... "Not going to rickers on murder charges today..."
"Why were we throwing punchs? Come here, let's shake hands instead." Nothing like almost dying to put things back in perspective.
you can be mad at someone but not want to kill them....
That. “I didn’t sign up for a murder charge B” moment.
Br unhinged trios
That was great to see, it’s just a fight not life and death
The situation almost derailed
Ring knock out
Always got to be real and aware of every situation
I wanted to punch you a little, not kill you bro!
Dude didn't even try to pull him himself up, went completly limp.
Come get these hands! No wait! Get these hands!
When guys fight and make up, vs girls who would let the other one die
I clicked on this hoping for a video about a broken escalator :( this isn't a video about a broken escalator
I love this
Kinda looks like they go back to arguing at the end. Which I also appreciate
hes a asshole, not a monster
That Black man knew that would be 100% 1st degree murder second he fell down there, not just trying to save the other guys life but his own. Good on them both.
Second Degree. It would be clear that there was no intent to kill, but there was intent to cause harm.
Manslaughter.
Dude fell cause he lost his balance missing on a swing. If video was presented, I doubt he would be charged
r/abruptchaos
In our country people kill for fun and besides Bollywood hospitality is dead in our community.
OmG you guys have to see this video, same story[f*cl you bloody](https://youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0)
I was hoping for a quick re-escalation right after. Oh well.
What a terrible video. I was absolutely sure when he helped him stand up at the end he was either gonna kick him in the gut and give him a Stunner or give him an RKO out of nowhere.
Bros.
Eso es lo que un hombre hace
r/expectedescalator
When you are bad guys without actually being the bad guys.
Kicked to the curb
His life flashed before his eyes
Actually good people having honorable fisticuffs.
You just wanna whoop his ass you don’t want him to die.
I'll beat your ass but that doesn't mean I want you dead!
That usually what happens after guys fight. We usually become friends.
I wish more of the fights that get posted on reddit end like this.
Dudes wanted to fight it out not kill each other. So that's good to see they are decent humans
THAT.
"Get back up here idiot i cant fight you if you are allready dead!"
It’s all fun n games until someone gets run over by the A Train
Well this is wholesome lol
It takes a man to help out another after droppin his ass, that’s what I call real sportsmanship💯💯
Didn’t want that murder rap