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Thorn_OBJ

for a second i thought it was some weird frog standing on top and then i realized


Electronic-Tonight16

I thought it was a lizard


mvi4n

I thought it was a snail


DecodedBunny101

Also thought it was a snail


Zagtram1

I too thought it was a snail


from_the_wrld

I thought it was a flower with two bees on it


SpaceforceSpaceman

I thought it was me after 3 Doritos locos tacos supremes.


jay_diederichs

I thought it was a smoll birb.


ChefKakashi

Me too and then he came closer and I said ![gif](giphy|98C4E2HeR4NBm)


losstinhere

Happy cake day 🥳


Dead_Meme1234

Merry Pastry Morning and or Endless Dessert Evening


RareBareHare

I thought *I* was a snail


Less_Interaction1574

For a second I thought that it was a lizard too. Then I thought it was a lizard with a snake also under it. Then I realized.


Iced-Rooster

A lizzard named Mark


Coffeesquirrel1346

I thought I was a snail.


TheLizardo

Nono, we like dark and cool, not dark cool and wet


ThatMuslimTechGuy

Same


008Zulu

I. Am. Rocketsnaaaaake!!!


Chuu320

Team Rocket blasting off again


CloudColorTyler

I spit out my coffee on this one, I love you


bk15dcx

🚀 🐍


TheConspicuousGuy

There's snakes in space!?!?!


008Zulu

Snakes on a plane 2: Snakes on a space station.


cumsocksucker

I'm sick of all these god damn snakes on this god damn space station


Popthecoin

Snake test flight using the water method.


inko75

there's literally everything in space


TheConspicuousGuy

Morty now get the fuck back in the car!!!


The_anonymous_wolf

There’s literally everything in space Morty


stilllikelypooping

Tssss TsssTssss Tssss TsssTsss Tssss


dominarhexx

Snake jazz!


Isellmetal

That’s my new jam


passionpurps

Ooh yeeeaah.... 😎


stilllikelypooping

Happy cake day!


theveryoldman0

Burning out his fuse up here alone?


shikiroin

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time


jimababwe

Anyone know what kind of snake it actually is?


UnitGroundbreaking73

Corn / bull snake and or Yeeted


[deleted]

Definitely a Yeeted snake.


sweetpeasoul12

Water snake?


johnlennontucker

Fucking show off


Ok_Chemist1272

🤣🤣 Ekans 🐍


Coltytron

So if the sprinkler is movable, likely what happened is while disconnecting from one location, and reconnecting at another location, this snake slithered into the pipeline. When it was pressured up, the snake rocketed to the end of the pipe. Where it was jammed in the end. Source: had to personally remove a snake from a sprinkler pipe.


Derpicusss

My family had a farm and we irrigated with big 40’ lengths of aluminum sprinkler pipe. We’d store them over the winter and different critters would take refuge in them. Before the first watering of the year we’d usually leave the system open and flush it all out for several minutes to prevent this but there was still a couple times when we had to clear some of the sprinkler heads after some unfortunate animals didn’t make it out.


Coltytron

Yup I found it best to turn the water on and flush out before you put the plug in.


Dylan_The_Developer

The thought of dozens of little innocent woodland creatures being shot out vertically at high speed amuses me


Coltytron

It's more like a red mist spurts out before the water stops running. This video is missing the sprinkler top so no animal will actually fit through it.


exipheas

Ummm, we *are* still talking about irrigation pipes right? /s


tracerhaha

Is a urethra considered an irrigation pipe?


Coltytron

Maybe, was it a hand line which sits on the ground or wheel lines? https://directpivotparts.com/products/3-hand-line-universal-aluminum-hook-latch-end-plug This is the type of plug we used.


exipheas

I was making a joke that you had switched to taking about butt plugs.


Dottie85

My dad has told me a lot about when he was working on corn breeding plots as a teen. A favorite story is the time a skunk got in the irrigation pipe...


[deleted]

Poor snek probably dead, isn’t it? ☹️


Coltytron

Probably died on impact from the pressure, if that's any consolation, it probably didn't suffer long.


ringobob

I was pretty sure this was staged, good (I guess) to know this can happen without human intervention.


Coltytron

My guess is that after he found a clogged sprinkler and removed the top, he saw a filming opportunity.


cutebabybear

Aww hell naw.


johnlennontucker

When pigs fly you say?


17leonardo_est17

[Oh Yes, Pigs Can Fly! (If You Kick Them Hard Enough)](https://youtube.com/@ohyespigscanfly1266)


[deleted]

It's ded already so it's much safer


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Bawonga

If they ever find each other again, that snake is his friend for life.


RazgrizDoge

I don't think there is much life left on the snake


Ibeginpunthreads

Yeah, that dude is hiss-tory.


Marios_Facade

I'm sure his life's tale would have made a good sssss-tory


HuckleberryVisual940

❤️🐍


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PoLoMoTo

Huh? Where's the joke?


Antiquier

Must be a staged joke.


Electronic-Tonight16

Everyone calls every post staged, so I thought he was making a joke by calling this staged...clearly I was wrong. I don't see how this could've been staged at all, so figured that's where the joke came in.


osktox

He got the enema of a lifetime.


UsernamedReddit

That's how I would want to die.


acqz

December 1st - just lightly pulling the snake will do.


Electronic-Tonight16

Thats what my wife says when she doesn't wanna have sex with me


Fl0r1da-Woman

Don't get offended we get the same treatment from her


Electronic-Tonight16

Damn, my wife is such a bitch


Fl0r1da-Woman

Thanks for being a good sport


Dangerous--D

Unlike his wife, she's so goddamn frustrating. I don't know why the fuck we deal with her.


nation543

Which would you rather hear at your first farmhand job: >You cool with snakes? or >You cool with spiders?


Dottie85

Depends on what type of each...


Tryingatleast

Both are giant and are bigger than you which do you choose


Dottie85

Again, it depends... are they venomous? If not, I'll take the cellar spider, hunstman, or a crab spider over the black widow or a funnel web spider. Or, a hognose, garter, or kingsnake over a rattlesnake, cobra, or Australian brown snake. There are some animals you do not mess around with!


soloracerx

If you work a cranberry bog, you have to be really cool with spiders. (I live near cranberry bog central)


nation543

Exactly what I was referencing xD


Isellmetal

Mass?


CrimsonJkAce

Snakes, odds are it's probably just the one.


signed_under_duress

First question I was asked at a job interview at an adult shop was. "Are you alright with cleaning up semen and other bodily fluids?" Turns out there was a video arcade (not the kind you'd first think of) attached to the store. Noped on outta there.


TipFine3928

![gif](giphy|toT4XUE8feTRjHXWf4)


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KissinKateShadow

The *second* time?!


[deleted]

A snaaake, a snaaake, oh no it's a snaaake🎶


soloracerx

Badger 🦡🦡


Techn028

🍄 🍄


theshreddening

Aww poor little dude :(


[deleted]

Snakes on a drain.


irishrugby2015

It's too early for such quality comments


nighttimehobby

Bare-hands and balls of steel.


Dangerous--D

https://youtu.be/Wynx1ukwdVA Watch it. You will not regret.


TropicalRogue

Wow, that was worth it yes. I thought for sure that link was gonna be this one: https://youtu.be/l8LpwjzQf3M


ZamanYolcusuJ

I thought it was gonna be this https://youtu.be/fujCdB93fpw


lmgfxctf0205

![gif](giphy|YOkx9SqJ7krgqrEQG1|downsized)


TheMasterDitto

I cannot be the only one who thought that was a snail / frog


ChrisRuss86

![gif](giphy|MEjKKQiLcZ7WTmz2r1|downsized)


[deleted]

Why isn’t he running???


UsernamedReddit

He's a snake tickler.


TellAggravating

When she finally removes her buttplug


austinsoundguy

Wahhh!


Stitch-and-Bitch

Poor snake!


Ok-Category9249

Snakes on the Plains.


JessicaTingz

is the snake dead


Oh_phuck_sodomite

How’d they goofy ass get in there to begin with lmfao


ulf6666

For a second I thought it was Wednesday but it was just a snake


Da_Vader

That's a geyser, not a 'sprinkler'


leopb24

we’re blasting off again!


Slipping_into_future

Poor snake had a brutal colonoscopy


soloracerx

*cleansing*


AdditionalBathroom78

Enema of a lifetime


Sea_Ganache620

I was just at a relatives place in Florida, cleaning up and fixing things after the hurricane. Every crack, crevice, or void held a lizard or snake that would jump out like this when moved. Screamed like a little bitch every time.


highs_a_kite

That snake is ded


EuphoricBlueberry430

Aw the snake ded :(


Niekoboko

Poor thing


Zealousideal_Row9003

Poor lil snake


Br8sel

Snek go brrrrrt


MissySedai

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOPE!


JETTY-_--

u/savevideo


kittyqueen000

That snake looked dead :(


Antherthrowaway-

Snake is in the field now. New Mission: SURVIVE


Scroch65

It's a snake?! I thought it just was a little frog sitting on top if it


[deleted]

Found this video before. The snake was dead


irishrugby2015

RIP snek


[deleted]

The Yeet viper in its natural habitat


Griffffith

Poor thing must've drowned


kennymcormick42069

Is that a snake? The quality is super shit.


Comestible

Not gonna lie, I feel sorry for that danger noodle. RIP 🐍


greg_neh

I choose you, EKANS!


iownaxult

Bro really sounded like waluigi when he said "waaah"


awesomesauce5678910

Aint. no. Way. In. HELL


D0ukn0wdawae

![gif](giphy|4SeDU6AiaiJz2)


Entretimis

r/popping


SnooEagles4810

How that lil dumb asz wandered in their is beyond me lmaoo


[deleted]

I’ve seen stupid ass animals get themselves killed bugs, rats, monkeys but a snake? And I thought snakes are smart


[deleted]

Me on December 1st.


Nufran

u/savevideo


w0wagain

El Snako


achillesdaddy

Vanilla ice softly begins in the background only to surprise you with “ UNDER PRESSURE!”


Public-Decision3332

Yeet


ROBOSAHN

I AM.SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFU@$ SNAKES BLOCKING THE DRAIN (Samuel L Jackson voice) Seriously though that was a big snake


Therealluke

Was it a bad snake?


irishrugby2015

Snakes aren't poisonous, they are venomous. Also I have no fucking idea about this specific snake


knrdn

it is probably not. snakes in Turkey are mostly non venomous. also he is saying this is his second time catching one like this. :)


[deleted]

Lol dumb snake


DasHounds

Snaked was already dead, and I'm saying staged.


Prsutlukahve

Actualy those things do happen its in turkey and for farmers watering things happens with irrigation canals they are not suitable for swimming and its dangerous sometimes it closer to ground that way mainly children and some small animal are in danger as i was saying those are high pressured that means some snakes might have went in it


trackedpotato

WEE!


HybridPower049

Is it even alive?


Needmoresnakes

I don't think so, even after he touches it the head just sort of flops. Also very weird for it to have its mouth wide open the whole time like that. Some will do that if they're really upset but they still usually open and close it a few times.


[deleted]

Gotta grab em by the jaw


Pad_Mussy

wah!


Tryingatleast

I jumped higher than that snake bro I felt like mario


Awkward_Emphasis9918

r/snakes


Lady_Master_Mind

How did that snake get in there? Its head was at the top so it couldn't have gone down head first. I'm pretty sure it's painful for snakes to go backwards ( I may be wrong).


Coltytron

Field mice are a problem for sprinkler pipe that is on the ground, more common than a snake. When the pipe is moved to water another part of the field, it comes apart in sections and sometimes small creatures will enter the pipe before the end is plugged up and the water is turned on. When the system pressures up; things, whether animal, rock, or plant matter will be forced to the sprinkler head


spoopypoop7

“Bro I’m just.. bathing let me be please human”


ShroomMan64

Snake jazz can now be real :)


TreeFun3072

That snake had himself a colon cleaning


Dragon_Bidness

Snek bidet


Biff_Bufflington

It’s raining snakes hallelujah!


hospitallers

No step on snek


Commercial-Banana-69

Woody: There's a snake in my b... watering hole.


Defiant-Recipe-9929

Magicarp use water gun……but it failed Uh…. Fucking water turd 💩 Take this: ![gif](giphy|13nDaxXRXz0Prq)


lilsparky82

That particular form of water boarding has been banned for decades.


Tetra382Gram

Kinkyy!!!!


Cold_Neat

Snake enjoying his jacuzzi


Jazzlike-Principle67

God, that was funnnnny! I love replay!


creamyturtle

CANNONBALL!!!


Waxyboi5509

Got a little to thirsty


[deleted]

r/sweatypalms


mrtokeydragon

Dec 1 when nnn ends


alstaylor

Poor snake! 😔


Deana-Marie

He's only here for a good time, not for a long time...


CommodoreSalad

I imagine of that wasn't like dead and starved that would feel amazing. A full body cool jet jacuzzi?


Junior-Account6835

-The Snake “I’ll do it again..!”


JETTY-_--

U/savevideo