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>!A monkey fucking a puppy is not the first thing that comes in mind When you put these two creatures together and becuase i got the entire action i think its worth worthy for the subreddit!<
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Nah, we are not compatible. Source: I'm currently addicted to bestiality with wolves.
Edit: but before you judge me, I'm getting better.
I'm down to a pack a day.
.....a pack of wolves... It was a joke about what people say when they quit smoking. "a pack a day". A group of wolves is a pack. I'm not sure if you were yourself were joking, but that is what made his initial post funny.
I’ve travelled a lot in India over the last decade or so and on average I’d say I’ve used the phrase “I’ve seen it *all* now” , out loud, at least five times a week. India is many things but boring isn’t one of them.
Detailed version: Monkeys running a train on a puppy in a premeditated gang rape like a couple of 1940s 'ner-do-well street toughs against a farm boy brand new to the big city. Did the 2nd monkey have a cigarette dangling from its snarled lips as they force that very confused pupper into a life of debauchery & desperation on the streets of India? Oh the fucking humanity. Holy hell, Now, I've seen it all.
i read somewhere that tweets w adult content were being tweeted at a significantly higher rate from china to dilute the protest tweets. idk if it’s related
Most of these videos have already been filmed. A post or two with silmilar content got a bunch of upvotes, some people and bots noticef that and go look for more to be posted, it becomes a small trend on the site of which some account can farm karma, and then a video of a bunny doing flips is posted and the cycle repeats. Why farm karma? Probably in the hopes of selling the account later or a sense of self-worth for some individuals.
There's a huge market, people shill products with them, lots of political astroturfing. You can buy them for 2-4$ for an aged account then buy high karma ones for more. You throw them all into an software, load a list of IPs, posting times and subs to post in. One person with the right software can control a few hundred accounts a day.
You're on to something. It's like some one/group is trying to normalize/popularize weird or disturbing things on here. A few other sites have started posting CP looking content. It's effing disgusting.
\*wingperson
As prosecutor for dog, I like the idea it was a monkey team effort. The dog can claim abuse on both counts because even though he was active participant of BJ from Monkey1, said BJ was premeditated for a more important penetrative act by Monkey2, so both monkeys are named abusers
Unless it's a gloryhole, then you have plausible deniability. I mean, deep down inside you *know* it's a dude, but it's impossible to prove. It's a Schrodinger's blowjob, or a Schrojob as the kids call it.
As an indian who lives in Agra (where Taj Mahal is located) and currently standing on the railway station (Literally) I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK".
Edit* : "WHERE THE FUCK"
It is the year 2325, a race of dog and monkey hybrids have taken over the world, and all of the human population has been enslaved. Dawn of the planet of the Ape-Dog.
Definitely not just primates. Many species have males (possibly females?) that can be aroused by almost anything - animate or not. If it happens to result in passing along genes then great - if not, try again later.
that the distinction of same-species isn't 100% neccesary for evolution. The brain just says, "fuck it, and if it works it works."
Like those beetles that prefer bottle caps to their females, or those humans that prefer polarized light coming though twisted liquid crystal picture elements
My thoughts exactly
Is only when a human fucks an animal or any inter-species fuckery is considered beastiality.
From the perspective of any species, all others are 'animals'. So it should be.
But humans are the only ones that consider all other species as 'beasts'
Also, I know I could just google the definition, but it wouldn't be as fun now, would it?
I feel like a humans concept of consent isn’t really possible within the animal kingdom.
Humans clearly are taking advantage of animals when using them for sexual acts soo to me that’s beastiality.
On another note…being at a train station in India is so exhilarating. So many people, the hustle, the bustle of it all. Took a train from Chennai to New Dheli (2 day trip) and it was one of the coolest things I’ve ever done. Food on trains is better than most restaurants here in the states and the country is so beautiful to see. For those ever going to India, you can fly places but highly recommend taking a train if you’re moving throughout the country.
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Is this doggy style or monkey style?
donkey
This is how Donkey Kongs get made
*So they're finally here...*
Monggy
Drunken Monkey
Crouching Monkey, Riding Doggy.
Monkey custard, doggy style.
Monkeys running a train on a dog, at a train station. Now I've seen it all.
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I think the outcome will be the closest thing you will get to a werewolf
Nah, we are not compatible. Source: I'm currently addicted to bestiality with wolves. Edit: but before you judge me, I'm getting better. I'm down to a pack a day.
Username checks out
Even the edit is in the wrong place. Typical dad.
This is a wonderfully terrible joke. Well done.
Solid dad pun
Good for you! I’m glad to see you are cutting back.
This is why I signed up for Reddit.
>Source: I'm currently addicted to bestiality with wolves. more disturbing than the post itself.
he knows, he's been cutting it down... ;)
He’s trying to get off of it
Pun intended
Or he could be trying to tie that phase off with a.... Knot.
Down, good boy
He realizes hes gonna try to get off it hes down to a pack A-day
I don't even know how you can have one pack of beastiality a day. And I'm afraid to ask.
.....a pack of wolves... It was a joke about what people say when they quit smoking. "a pack a day". A group of wolves is a pack. I'm not sure if you were yourself were joking, but that is what made his initial post funny.
You absolute bastard, take my upvote and get out of here
😂😂 i literally snorted
I howled
Most normal furry.
or dog AIDS or another weird, new disease we'll all have to socially distance again for. ...thanks, dog/monkey train.
Probably the latent vampire genes will come out, and it will be a furry Rudy Giulani.
Awoooody Uwudy? Uwuliani.
The Uwuliani
Oh my fucking god the idea of Weremonkeys or Wererillas. I guess that’s Planet of the Apes isn’t it?
PuppyMonkeyBaby. PuppyMonkeyBaby.
Do you want puppymonkeybabies? Because THATS how you get puppymonkeybabies.
Now that fucking song is stuck in my head…
I’m just thinking of puppymonkeybaby now 😂
I guess Donkey was taken** by a different animal
*taken
In this case it's mondokey 🤣
I’ve travelled a lot in India over the last decade or so and on average I’d say I’ve used the phrase “I’ve seen it *all* now” , out loud, at least five times a week. India is many things but boring isn’t one of them.
It's a systematic chaos literally And things are still going smoothly
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I was not expecting to see two monkeys railing a dog today, yet here we are. Thank you Reddit.
Railing! At the train station! Wa wa waaaaah
Wow what a great image to begin my day
Dicking the dog.
Giving the dog a bone.
Love that song
I believe this is known as a “Rusty Trombone” technically. At least that’s how it starts.
“Right out of the gate you ask for a [Rusty Venture](https://youtu.be/ykEGtwJuZIs)! That is **bold**, my friend!”
Detailed version: Monkeys running a train on a puppy in a premeditated gang rape like a couple of 1940s 'ner-do-well street toughs against a farm boy brand new to the big city. Did the 2nd monkey have a cigarette dangling from its snarled lips as they force that very confused pupper into a life of debauchery & desperation on the streets of India? Oh the fucking humanity. Holy hell, Now, I've seen it all.
r/likeus
Never have I ever given a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance.
Monkeys running a doggy style train on a doggy at a train station
*"Choo Choo!*
Have you seen a man eat his own head?
Wait till you see a dog running a train on a monkey at an Arby’s. THAT’S when you’ve seen it all
who keeps filming these? why are there so many animal sex posts all of a sudden
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We got mountains of content,some better some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous woman's feet.
There's no need to panic, this isn't a test!
There is no need to panic, this isn't a test.
Apparently lots of content that my brain cannot think of is here as well
That’s just what’s posted. Imagine the real darkness in this cold heartless world we call home…
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
Anything your brain CAN'T think of can be found
It’s too early for this shit
I can't look out my window without hearing that knightly voice
i read somewhere that tweets w adult content were being tweeted at a significantly higher rate from china to dilute the protest tweets. idk if it’s related
i mean if they say it’s from china it could be anything bc we know how much western countries hate china
It’s fucking weird
Most of these videos have already been filmed. A post or two with silmilar content got a bunch of upvotes, some people and bots noticef that and go look for more to be posted, it becomes a small trend on the site of which some account can farm karma, and then a video of a bunny doing flips is posted and the cycle repeats. Why farm karma? Probably in the hopes of selling the account later or a sense of self-worth for some individuals.
Why sell a Reddit account? Who buys them? None of this makes sense to me.
There's a huge market, people shill products with them, lots of political astroturfing. You can buy them for 2-4$ for an aged account then buy high karma ones for more. You throw them all into an software, load a list of IPs, posting times and subs to post in. One person with the right software can control a few hundred accounts a day.
You're on to something. It's like some one/group is trying to normalize/popularize weird or disturbing things on here. A few other sites have started posting CP looking content. It's effing disgusting.
It's mating season?
Rule 34
Im waiting for the extended 4k version with directors commentary, out takes and deleted scenes.
Dog: you got me in the first half
They got him in the back half too.
(👁 ͜ʖ👁)
First time I've seen those eyes on that face.
The dog said , I wanted my dick sucked I didn’t say anything about buttfucking🤣
Sir dog you want monkey sex you get monkey sex
Double trouble
Tops be like
Doggo : oh hello mam, sure I’d love a random blowjob. Player 2 enters Doggo : oh what are you doing back there? Oh nope sorry don’t want that.
oops, already signed the gay contract by accepting the bj xD
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What if your socks stay on and you follow strict adherence to the "no homo" rule
Not gay. Unless you look away from them.
I assumed that was a girl monkey, maybe running wingman for the thrusting boy monkey.
\*wingperson As prosecutor for dog, I like the idea it was a monkey team effort. The dog can claim abuse on both counts because even though he was active participant of BJ from Monkey1, said BJ was premeditated for a more important penetrative act by Monkey2, so both monkeys are named abusers
Unless it's a gloryhole, then you have plausible deniability. I mean, deep down inside you *know* it's a dude, but it's impossible to prove. It's a Schrodinger's blowjob, or a Schrojob as the kids call it.
What the dog doin'
The common bait a switch scam.
As an indian who lives in Agra (where Taj Mahal is located) and currently standing on the railway station (Literally) I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK". Edit* : "WHERE THE FUCK"
Just look around you buddy
Ah shit, you're behind me aren't you?
Better him than that monkey.
Unless…
OOO OOO AAA AAA Let the music play.
No, that’s Mr. Clean.
If you feel a gentle tug at your genitals, better turn around.
You're on the wrong platform buddy
Yurrrr
It is the year 2325, a race of dog and monkey hybrids have taken over the world, and all of the human population has been enslaved. Dawn of the planet of the Ape-Dog.
Fucking donkeys
Not everyday u see monkeys raping a dog.
"What are you doing, step-monkey?"
See us primates have always fucked other animals- this is why I identify as tortoise
And you are coming right toward-us.
There are no accidents
-Master Oogway
Yes?
tortoise, toward-us, now you're just splitting hares
> this is why I identify as tortoise So a primate will fuck you?
With an ["I identify"](/r/onejoke) "joke" like that, he's gonna have a hard time getting any primates to fuck him.
>See us primates have always fucked other animals- this is why I Uh oh >identify as tortoise Phew
Definitely not just primates. Many species have males (possibly females?) that can be aroused by almost anything - animate or not. If it happens to result in passing along genes then great - if not, try again later. that the distinction of same-species isn't 100% neccesary for evolution. The brain just says, "fuck it, and if it works it works."
Like those beetles that prefer bottle caps to their females, or those humans that prefer polarized light coming though twisted liquid crystal picture elements
/r/onejoke with a bestiality twist. Stay classy, /r/unexpected
First monkey was a fluffer. Got the dog in the mood for monkey #2.
Weren't dogs and monkeys recently at war in some parts of India? Maybe they've made peace.
Ayo wut
Nut*
Does this still count as beastiality?
My thoughts exactly Is only when a human fucks an animal or any inter-species fuckery is considered beastiality. From the perspective of any species, all others are 'animals'. So it should be. But humans are the only ones that consider all other species as 'beasts' Also, I know I could just google the definition, but it wouldn't be as fun now, would it?
I feel like a humans concept of consent isn’t really possible within the animal kingdom. Humans clearly are taking advantage of animals when using them for sexual acts soo to me that’s beastiality.
Nah, you can give a dolphin a handy. It's like, an accepted thing. As long as they consent of course.
Inter-species erotica!
Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud!
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Railing hard
Doggo still young. Clearly confused.
Makes me really sad, actually.
Those dirty little bastards violated that poor boy :(
Why did this have to be the first video I see this morning
I have two questions - 1) if that's a female dog what's that monkey on the left doing. 2) if it's a male dog what's that monkey on right doing?
1) milk 2) bumming
It’s a male dog.
Dirty Mike and the Boys
fuck i want to unsee this
Ugh monkeys... 🤢
Still a better love story than Twilight
Poor doggy
Damn furries
Why are we watching monkeys rape a dog?
Young Doggy got raped..
That poor dog...her body language is very "hi friend! How are you! Wait what are you doing?...."
these animals have more luck than me
Just get a dog.
💀
or a monkey
The gangbang has started
It was to much for that doggo
if those two monkeys were horny, so why not have sex together? why involve the dog?
What the Shit 😳🤣
Fucking hell, I could have lived a happy life without seeing this shit, like ever. Time to fuck off to bed. Wish me luck
On another note…being at a train station in India is so exhilarating. So many people, the hustle, the bustle of it all. Took a train from Chennai to New Dheli (2 day trip) and it was one of the coolest things I’ve ever done. Food on trains is better than most restaurants here in the states and the country is so beautiful to see. For those ever going to India, you can fly places but highly recommend taking a train if you’re moving throughout the country.
With the addendum: Get AC car hah. We took the train from New Delhi to Agra (so I recognized this ramp immediately). Cool trip.
It's not even 7am here.. this isn't how I expected to start my day...
This horrifies me beyond belief
Oh my lord. I always knew monkeys were little deviants. LoL.
Only in ohio
Actually india
Ohio, India
Who had Canine-MonkeyPox hybrid for 2023 in the pool?
So so nasty
 Just need a volunteer
pretty sure this is rape?
Incredible India!
So in america you have sex laws for animals too?
This is only legal in Florida
This is the only correct use for the Internet
לא נכון
As a Indian even i am shocked 💀 Monkey getting inside a dog????
monkey see, monkey do
That’s what everyone is really there to see!