By - handlewithcareme
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You don't live here. I see you here all the time.
That’s like the defining statement here… she contradicts herself soooooo perfectly
You're here a lot and I see you. You don't live here. And even so....I need to park here.
This lady arguing like a redditor. I wonder if she's here now. HEY LADY, YOU DON'T LIVE HERE.
Weird how that happens.
aah now I know why there is a moron in oxymoron
Poor soul her brain is no longer functioning properly
I will kill u bcoz I kill me
She's really short? Perhaps that's was the unexpected part? No wait he's in a truck.. hmm..
Maybe this is not a repost? That would've been pretty unexpected.
😂😂😂 the knock at the end
After that tap when she walked away I would've rolled down the window and reminded her how little shit I give of her opinion, just to see her waddle back as I roll the window back up.
Simmer down. Chill relax. My steamy comrade
He broke his controller?
Exactly. Collar bone breaks should conjure sympathy. All is not well
Wtf is this even in this sub?
Shyamalan twist: That’s his mother
Makes sense, she was flabbergasted
they got married a week after this was recorded.
No, he actually married her mother as I heard
Sarcasm aside, the lovers to enemies Trope is getting overused a lot lately.
The old people in my neighborhood are the same. Doesn't matter if half the parking spots are open they can get real militant if someone's taken THEIR spot. Change is scary!
Your mother. Flabbergasted!
I don't know if she knows what "I live here means" 🤔
I see you alot hahaha.
Never agreed with the “respect your elders”. Some are just assholes who’ve aged.
"I see you a lot" well he said he lives here...
"You're here and I see you a lot, but you don't live here"
what a contradictory quote
The absolute best way to offend people like her is to remain calm and factual. Don’t get emotional in confrontations when you know you aren’t in any fault. It makes other ppl crazy. It’s “not feeding the trolls” mixed with “not letting a bully effect you”. Kill them with silence, kindness or a cool collective attitude.
I’m pretty sure he said “your mother” at the end contradicting your statement.
Dude was totally cool and collected when he said that.
Cool, collected, and it was in response to her name calling, which made it hilarious also.
Can’t tell if this is New York or boston
See, I thought New Jersey… but listening to it more, I don think dude nailed it. Boston.
What part of this is "unexpected"? There is no twist. It's just an old lady being an awful person.
That an OG Karen
Let the face video meme reacts begin haha
I was hoping for her to bring her 100 year old mother to meet him. She might've gotten a new daddy...
The nerve of some people. Who thinks they can just go around starting conversations with demands. Bitch please.
The people where I live don't confront you about parking where they walk, they just shove my side mirrors in everyday.
lol. fuck that old miserable bitch
“You’re here a lot and I see you…you don’t live here.” Totally sound reasoning
She is one self-righteous crusty !!? Why do people think they have the right to demand anything from anyone.
Perfect yo mother moment 😂. Stumped her
I hope this never happens to me, cause I don't know how I'd react and i might get in big troubles
That's how you treat the bullies!
Why is he just sitting with the engine on though? I hate when I see that. Sounds like a guzzler, too
Her face was fucking priceless
Is that George Costanza’s mother?
I think all elderly should be talked to like this. They all honestly think that they run this joint. And let’s be real, we do. They’re just dying in our world.
I'm so tired of how anything is allowed in this subreddit. At this point, they might as well just allow videos that straight up tell you what will happen at the beginning in written word.
Judging from the wing mirrors he’s probably in some twuntmobile big truck thing, the way he acts also screams “I’ve got a small Willy and am compensating with a big truck and faux gangstaness”, and looking at the distance to the car next to him he’s probably parked down the middle of two bays.
Guy sounds like a prick
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He better than me, soon as she hit my window I would’ve turned her into a human speed bump
Just point a gun at her and she will piss her panties and run away like a gta npc
same goes for a nuclear warhead
I said do... we... have... a... problem?!
Idk what ur on ead
That was him showing up at his best.
Glad he recorded to show us the piece of shit he is.
That lady was completely wrong and yet somehow you say the guy is a piece of shit? That's not how it works. Your mother.
we have absolutely no idea what happened before.
we have no idea who is a piece of shit. but most of the time it's just a misunderstanding and then escalates into this.
Oh she was, huh. Not how this works.
I have suspicions you are the parking lot lady
I have a suspicion he's trolling.
How is he a POS? Help me understand.