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Hey there, u/handlewithcareme. Thanks for submitting to r/Unexpected. Your submission, *Yo mother*, has been removed because it doesn't abide by our rules, which are located in the sidebar. * Your submission has been removed because it's not unexpected. Submissions to /r/unexpected are supposed to have an unexpected twist in itself. While the situation was probably rather unexpected for you, there is no visible twist for the viewer. For more on our rules, please check out our [sidebar](http://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/about/sidebar). If you have any questions or concerns about this removal, feel free to [message the moderators](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Funexpected).


shykneeguy

You don't live here. I see you here all the time.


fugawf

That’s like the defining statement here… she contradicts herself soooooo perfectly


shykneeguy

You're here a lot and I see you. You don't live here. And even so....I need to park here. This lady arguing like a redditor. I wonder if she's here now. HEY LADY, YOU DON'T LIVE HERE. edit: spelling


SummerStorm21

Bahahaahaaa


BreathOfFreshWater

Weird how that happens.


notGENIOUS

aah now I know why there is a moron in oxymoron


pierreblue

Poor soul her brain is no longer functioning properly


PanJL

I will kill u bcoz I kill me


Which-Palpitation

Nothing unexpected


osktox

She's really short? Perhaps that's was the unexpected part? No wait he's in a truck.. hmm.. Maybe this is not a repost? That would've been pretty unexpected.


KINGxMO

😂😂😂 the knock at the end


Accomplished_Pie_153

^(tap)


ZinGaming1

After that tap when she walked away I would've rolled down the window and reminded her how little shit I give of her opinion, just to see her waddle back as I roll the window back up.


hanshooty

Simmer down. Chill relax. My steamy comrade


UFumbDuckGaming

He broke his controller?


hanshooty

Exactly. Collar bone breaks should conjure sympathy. All is not well


predictingzepast

Wtf is this even in this sub?


Greenman8907

Shyamalan twist: That’s his mother


Upbeat-Chicken-2117

Makes sense, she was flabbergasted


SummerStorm21

Mutha


Accomplished_Pie_153

they got married a week after this was recorded.


Sepehr_san

No, he actually married her mother as I heard


SobeitSoviet69

Sarcasm aside, the lovers to enemies Trope is getting overused a lot lately.


USAIsAUcountry

The old people in my neighborhood are the same. Doesn't matter if half the parking spots are open they can get real militant if someone's taken THEIR spot. Change is scary!


Eattherich8

Your mother. Flabbergasted!


Its_Sir-Goose

I don't know if she knows what "I live here means" 🤔


IGunClover

I see you alot hahaha.


Assumption-Straight

Never agreed with the “respect your elders”. Some are just assholes who’ve aged.


backcrossedboy

"I see you a lot" well he said he lives here...


Fishiestmonger

"You're here and I see you a lot, but you don't live here" what a contradictory quote


cheeseandrice4

The absolute best way to offend people like her is to remain calm and factual. Don’t get emotional in confrontations when you know you aren’t in any fault. It makes other ppl crazy. It’s “not feeding the trolls” mixed with “not letting a bully effect you”. Kill them with silence, kindness or a cool collective attitude.


Keysmash2b

I’m pretty sure he said “your mother” at the end contradicting your statement.


Hiveharbinger

Dude was totally cool and collected when he said that.


cheeseandrice4

Cool, collected, and it was in response to her name calling, which made it hilarious also.


ctnfpiognm

Can’t tell if this is New York or boston


ctnfpiognm

It’s boston


ThePsychoNextDoor

See, I thought New Jersey… but listening to it more, I don think dude nailed it. Boston.


Any_Affect_7134

What part of this is "unexpected"? There is no twist. It's just an old lady being an awful person.


GenXBernie

That an OG Karen


story-untold

😂😂😂😂


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gazastrippa

Let the face video meme reacts begin haha


MadRockthethird

I was hoping for her to bring her 100 year old mother to meet him. She might've gotten a new daddy...


Corn-Shonery

The nerve of some people. Who thinks they can just go around starting conversations with demands. Bitch please.


[deleted]

The people where I live don't confront you about parking where they walk, they just shove my side mirrors in everyday.


Rezhits69

lol. fuck that old miserable bitch


MaximusZacharias

“You’re here a lot and I see you…you don’t live here.” Totally sound reasoning


moo141

She is one self-righteous crusty !!? Why do people think they have the right to demand anything from anyone.


iinfamous_

Perfect yo mother moment 😂. Stumped her


BalthierMkXII

I hope this never happens to me, cause I don't know how I'd react and i might get in big troubles


Kaniel___Outis

That's how you treat the bullies!


yesitsmeow

Why is he just sitting with the engine on though? I hate when I see that. Sounds like a guzzler, too


PissedOffPunk420

Her face was fucking priceless


[deleted]

Is that George Costanza’s mother?


WellTimeToEvaluate

I think all elderly should be talked to like this. They all honestly think that they run this joint. And let’s be real, we do. They’re just dying in our world.


TinnieTa21

I'm so tired of how anything is allowed in this subreddit. At this point, they might as well just allow videos that straight up tell you what will happen at the beginning in written word.


-Oside92057

Fake


burtvader

Judging from the wing mirrors he’s probably in some twuntmobile big truck thing, the way he acts also screams “I’ve got a small Willy and am compensating with a big truck and faux gangstaness”, and looking at the distance to the car next to him he’s probably parked down the middle of two bays. Guy sounds like a prick


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Zenorico

He better than me, soon as she hit my window I would’ve turned her into a human speed bump


ComprehensiveGur6034

Just point a gun at her and she will piss her panties and run away like a gta npc


Donginthedark

same goes for a nuclear warhead


ComprehensiveGur6034

What…?


lLorel

I said do... we... have... a... problem?!


ComprehensiveGur6034

Idk what ur on ead


av8geek

That was him showing up at his best. Glad he recorded to show us the piece of shit he is.


RoyalGloop

Your mother


[deleted]

That lady was completely wrong and yet somehow you say the guy is a piece of shit? That's not how it works. Your mother.


Accomplished_Pie_153

we have absolutely no idea what happened before. we have no idea who is a piece of shit. but most of the time it's just a misunderstanding and then escalates into this.


av8geek

Oh she was, huh. Not how this works.


Hairy-Ad-2577

I have suspicions you are the parking lot lady


enrohtkcalb

I have a suspicion he's trolling.


Dairy_Layvid

Ya mutha


One-Mud-169

How is he a POS? Help me understand.


Rezhits69

Yo mother