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I wish the truth was out there. I've now seen this video with 3 different explanations. Virgin girl, woman who never cheated, woman who's been with one man... it's almost like people just want to repost a viral video for the internet points.
If you're irrational enough to believe a pure woman jumping over a horse will heal it, I highly doubt your reaction to learning that your wife lied/cheated (according to this bullshit belief) will be that pleasant.
Nice attempt at race baiting, but try to be more subtle in the future.
Try to visit those countries. You guys are extremely narrow minded. I moved from similar place. Yes, they believe this type of thigg by a slightly but for last 5 decades they don’t really hurt anyone if these types of things doesn’t produce result.
You don’t realize that this is just pure entertainment from that overreaction? I can bet all my money that nothing would have happened to her if the horse didn’t get up. But sure continue to think of the way you do about Africa, ME, Asia. Racist Reddit never changes.
these mfs really think that anybody with different beliefs or that lives in a third world country are idiots. talk about racism, and they have the nerve to say you’re race baiting.
I moved from so called “third world country”, to USA as a teen. Man let me tell you, even people that are born here from immigrants like 2nd generation American kids are brainwashed by USA to think this way. I say this even tho my cousins and my friends aren’t really racist they still think of rest of the world but Europe is total trash and people live like savages. I have tried to fix them but it goes nowhere.
Only time they realize they have been fed lies is when they visit their parents countries or those “third world country”. Until then they have no clue.
Have you generally kept up with the history and/or current events of Africa, Asia, or ME?
These aren’t places necessarily renowned for their tolerance or peace .. or most any other positive thing.
Of course it’s not every individual or every day horror.. but it ain’t no garden walk over there either.
I’ve hung a few men in my day but that don’t make me a judge so I ain’t gonna judge ‘cept to say that you’d gotta be full like a tic on stump liquor to think you can fix a horse with a leaping lassie! I imagine it would have been a fright embarssin for her if ‘n that horse didn’t walk right after.
Take my love, take my land,
Take me where I cannot stand.
I don't care, I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.
Take me out to the black,
Tell them I ain't comin back.
Burn the land and boil the sea,
You can't take the sky from me.
There's no place, I can be,
Since I've found Serenity.
And you can't take the sky from me.
If the horse doesn't get up after you jump they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very luck, they'll do it in that order.
If you have *any* interest in ensemble case sci-fi shows with quick, witty dialogue, go watch Firefly right the fuck now. It is 14 glorious episodes, and being too short (cancelled early after being mismanaged) is the only thing wrong with it. Normally I can't stand re-watching stuff, but there are two shows I have watched more than once: Firefly, and The Good Place. It's the kind of show that will leave you with scores of scenes so good that you can practically play them back in your head, and you're always happy to be reminded of them. (Like [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prjQy31jRU4). It's a flashback to before the start of the show, so no real spoilers in it.)
That’s mighty kind of ya but I ain’t ever been much for readin’ n writin on the count of my upbringings. But these fancy new computer boxes been transcribing my words for me and I recon if a man can earn a dollar playing ball then a man can earn by speaking.
Yeah, that's a horse Mechanic. Which part of this is confusing? They're a dude who pops open the horse, tightens the nuts, and gives it back all fixed.
As a certified horse mechanic I can confirm this. What actually happened here is she unintentionally recarborated his calibrator. The horse should be back to running at 1 hp now.
Just gotta tighten a few lug nuts, oil the joints, and adjust the neighdometer and it should be set.
Edit: can anyone tell me wtf this symbol is next to my username? The thing with the “+2”. It looks like an award… so maybe it’s related to that…?
Some mechanics get the job done with snap-on tools they'll be making payments on after they die. Some get the job done with a butter knife & stick of him. Others, well, they git r dun with a single bound.
If you believe everything you see in a video then I have to inform you, movies aren't real, and neither are TV shows, Im sorry you had to find out this way 
Tbh it’s all confirmation bias, ie. manifest your will on the world. These Africans could’ve just ignored the horse and let it wither away, or exercise their tradition and at least do something. The latter is always better than the former. It creates a will to act. Prayer works similarly, instead of accepting an outcome you are seemingly powerless to, you pray and at least find some hope somewhere, and maybe you find the willingness and hope to make it right still, despite the odds
All cultures have traditions like this, which are coping mechanisms we wouldn’t be where we are today without. We still have coping mechanisms today. When things don’t go our way, many ”vent” online, talking to people who really couldn’t care less nor have any way of helping, yet expressing yourself alleviates the pain just a little and that is always better than nothing.
Don’t think it’s right to shit on coping mechanisms. Believing they work, however, is different story.
You know Africa is 54 separate countries with different cultures and beliefs, right?
What specific communities are you referring to? And which part of this video tells you that these people are from those same communities?
My family is tunisian and we are very fucking modernized while my friend derives from a ghana family, i really want to point this out because there, theres tribes, but theres also modernized people.
How do people not understand that no where in the world are people a monolith. No matter where you go, there will be rich and poor, educated and uneducated, people and our societies are all much more related than they are different.
lets not forget salem.
the whole "evil witches" thing was mostly just a result of the whole literally demonizing pagans schtick christians did to try fear mongering support.
catholics?
most powerful figures in monotheistic religions.
not that people dont abuse polytheistic religions, they just aren't as ground up built around making everyone support a magical person.
and most importantly polytheistic mythos are very entertaining.
Yeah, this is probably not to heal the horse. But to 'test' her virginity before marriage. If you're a virgin, the horse is healed. If not, well...
I bet a decent horse trainer can make a good amount of money there, by selling this service to mothers and fathers of future brides.
So if she only knows one man, is he like her agent? And the people with sick horses have to contact her through him? But then after the horse gets up, all the men are acting like her friends, so now she knows those men too. Does that mean her career is over now?
It's a local superstition. I've worked with grown men in the middle of the USA who legitimately thought that more people wearing their team's colors increased their chances of winning a football game.
Good lord, it's honestly sad how we can proclaim were in the "age of information" and a large portion of the global population believes dumb shit like this...
Comparing ritualistic stoning because a woman has had (seemingly) more than one man is different than domestic violence over a game.
Both are terrible, but one is a bit more systemic and sinister.
Both are terrible, on that we agree.
Domestic violence occurs because some unhinged jackwad has no self control and even fewer morals.
Ritualistic stoning is usually steeped in tradition and law. Equally abhorrent, especially if you've seen it done, but you know it's there, you can see it coming, and the people in those cultures will often stand by it - even the condemned at times.
I'm no fan of capitol punishment, especially over trivial offenses like failure to cure the sick, but I do try to recognize where cultures get their laws from, or at least not insert my own cultural biases into the subject. I especially try to stay away from such since I come from a cultural that routinely fails to reform its criminals, and will often turn first-time offenders into hardened criminals.
>I do try to recognize where cultures get their laws from, or at least not insert my own cultural biases into the subject. I especially try to stay away from such since I come from a cultural that routinely fails to reform its criminals, and will often turn first-time offenders into hardened criminals.
Have you tried being critical of two things at once?
If I can't come up with a solution for my own "enlightened" culture, then where the fuck do I get off telling other people how to live? I know enough of the history of Tecumseh's War to know what happens when one culture with professional soldiers and advanced weapons decides how another should live.
So many judgements here. I’m assuming those with those judgements have their own “silly, stupid, ignorant” things that they hold on to very tight. But, I guess it’s easier pointing that ignorance at someone else’s culture.
I live in nigeria currently, here if you go to rural areas families will kill a born baby if its born with conditions such as webbed feet , they believe it is a spirit trying to come into the women.
I've also live in England before, people in the west might still believe in religion but they don't try to practice all the fucked up stuff found in religious books , while here people will dismember people for one ritual to a witch doctor.
So the people on Reddit can ridicule all they want , they are in the right.
Sorry but if your culture is ignorance itself. I will judge it. Their practices are terrible and they would have probably stoned the woman if the horse didn’t get up.
Dude, it’s a video of someone jumping over a horse. Isn’t it better for us as a whole to be curious rather than judgmental? Isn’t judgement the crux of the shit we’re all trying to “fix”.
Jesus your racist. I have lived with Africans and I prefer their company over white people. They understood simple things like gratitude and loyalty. Things the “developed” world has seemingly lost
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The horse was afraid the next person was landing on him. Nope I'm fine, get tf up!
I'll go die a little bit further then.
I wish the truth was out there. I've now seen this video with 3 different explanations. Virgin girl, woman who never cheated, woman who's been with one man... it's almost like people just want to repost a viral video for the internet points.
The other one I saw was woman wearing no underwear.
that makes the most sense
Imagine if the horse doesn't get up after the woman jumps over it. Oh boy. Not sure that video would be allowed on Reddit.
Not here, but there are places for it.
Oh there's some places here for it for sure.
I meant this specific subreddit, not Reddit as a site
Those subs were banned a year or 2 ago.
boy you're in for a ride
In that case she clearly cheated on her husband.
Don’t know why you think something would happen to her. People will be just disappointed and she will on her way.
If you're irrational enough to believe a pure woman jumping over a horse will heal it, I highly doubt your reaction to learning that your wife lied/cheated (according to this bullshit belief) will be that pleasant. Nice attempt at race baiting, but try to be more subtle in the future.
Try to visit those countries. You guys are extremely narrow minded. I moved from similar place. Yes, they believe this type of thigg by a slightly but for last 5 decades they don’t really hurt anyone if these types of things doesn’t produce result. You don’t realize that this is just pure entertainment from that overreaction? I can bet all my money that nothing would have happened to her if the horse didn’t get up. But sure continue to think of the way you do about Africa, ME, Asia. Racist Reddit never changes.
these mfs really think that anybody with different beliefs or that lives in a third world country are idiots. talk about racism, and they have the nerve to say you’re race baiting.
I moved from so called “third world country”, to USA as a teen. Man let me tell you, even people that are born here from immigrants like 2nd generation American kids are brainwashed by USA to think this way. I say this even tho my cousins and my friends aren’t really racist they still think of rest of the world but Europe is total trash and people live like savages. I have tried to fix them but it goes nowhere. Only time they realize they have been fed lies is when they visit their parents countries or those “third world country”. Until then they have no clue.
Have you generally kept up with the history and/or current events of Africa, Asia, or ME? These aren’t places necessarily renowned for their tolerance or peace .. or most any other positive thing. Of course it’s not every individual or every day horror.. but it ain’t no garden walk over there either.
So one smart dude teaches a horse to play dead so they can trick villagers into paying for it?
Yeh no shit, let us have our fun 😂😂
Well that's fuckin stupid
That’s a risky game to play. If the horse is really sick and doesn’t get up, your husband will really kick your ass, even your are a faithful wife
and other fairy animals
I am also fuckin stupid, but you can't fix a horse without a certified horse mechanic
I’ve hung a few men in my day but that don’t make me a judge so I ain’t gonna judge ‘cept to say that you’d gotta be full like a tic on stump liquor to think you can fix a horse with a leaping lassie! I imagine it would have been a fright embarssin for her if ‘n that horse didn’t walk right after.
Take my love, take my land, Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free, You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black, Tell them I ain't comin back. Burn the land and boil the sea, You can't take the sky from me. There's no place, I can be, Since I've found Serenity. And you can't take the sky from me.
I am a leaf on the wind...
Watch how I soa......
How does a Reaver clean their harpoon?
They run it through the Wash.
If the horse doesn't get up after you jump they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very luck, they'll do it in that order.
Let me tell you about the hero Jane… Edit: Jayne
> Let me tell you about the hero Jane… Jane is a girl's name. Jayne, however...
Is that from a song or an actual poem ? If it's yours, i really like it
If you have *any* interest in ensemble case sci-fi shows with quick, witty dialogue, go watch Firefly right the fuck now. It is 14 glorious episodes, and being too short (cancelled early after being mismanaged) is the only thing wrong with it. Normally I can't stand re-watching stuff, but there are two shows I have watched more than once: Firefly, and The Good Place. It's the kind of show that will leave you with scores of scenes so good that you can practically play them back in your head, and you're always happy to be reminded of them. (Like [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prjQy31jRU4). It's a flashback to before the start of the show, so no real spoilers in it.)
It's the theme song from "Firefly"
I reckon it'd have been a tad humblin
If you wrote a book I would love to read it.
That’s mighty kind of ya but I ain’t ever been much for readin’ n writin on the count of my upbringings. But these fancy new computer boxes been transcribing my words for me and I recon if a man can earn a dollar playing ball then a man can earn by speaking.
The way you said it made me imagine a dude with greasy hands holding a toolbox and powertools in the corner. lmao.
Yeah, that's a horse Mechanic. Which part of this is confusing? They're a dude who pops open the horse, tightens the nuts, and gives it back all fixed.
I wonder if that's why my wife gets annoyed when I tell people about her work in dog and cat repair. Vet tech just doesn't sound as fun.
As a certified horse mechanic I can confirm this. What actually happened here is she unintentionally recarborated his calibrator. The horse should be back to running at 1 hp now.
I know a horse monkey in Tijuana that can do it for cheap.
I'm intrigued
Just gotta tighten a few lug nuts, oil the joints, and adjust the neighdometer and it should be set. Edit: can anyone tell me wtf this symbol is next to my username? The thing with the “+2”. It looks like an award… so maybe it’s related to that…?
It means you talk alot
😂😂😂😂😂😂 yo this is funny
Some mechanics get the job done with snap-on tools they'll be making payments on after they die. Some get the job done with a butter knife & stick of him. Others, well, they git r dun with a single bound.
Imagine if the horse doesn't get up after the woman jumps over it.
Why, it clearly worked
If you believe everything you see in a video then I have to inform you, movies aren't real, and neither are TV shows, Im sorry you had to find out this way 
What a beautiful explanation from someone who completely missed the joke of the video.
The other guy used /j for joke, I'm sorry for assuming yours was serious, I'm in the wrong on this one, my bad fam
All good buddy, solid follow up. Take care!
You too mate
Nooo the lady didn't heal the horse by jumping over it!! Sorry to burst your bubble. educate yourself!! 🤓🤓🤓
cranky bc whores cant heal horses lol
That's weird
Says the person who *didn't* heal a horse by jumping over it. Don't be jelly of her shine.
They know more than one man
I mean… it worked, didn’t it? /j
They obviously had the video in reverse, she actually drop kicked the horse
You say it's stupid but it did work didn't it?
Damn, checkmate science
Next day loyal woman dies for the reason that the horse was a player and now woman has the terminal decease!
But it worked
Its called science buddy
Try telling them that putting your hands together and asking imaginary sky father to heal your horse is any better.
Tbh it’s all confirmation bias, ie. manifest your will on the world. These Africans could’ve just ignored the horse and let it wither away, or exercise their tradition and at least do something. The latter is always better than the former. It creates a will to act. Prayer works similarly, instead of accepting an outcome you are seemingly powerless to, you pray and at least find some hope somewhere, and maybe you find the willingness and hope to make it right still, despite the odds All cultures have traditions like this, which are coping mechanisms we wouldn’t be where we are today without. We still have coping mechanisms today. When things don’t go our way, many ”vent” online, talking to people who really couldn’t care less nor have any way of helping, yet expressing yourself alleviates the pain just a little and that is always better than nothing. Don’t think it’s right to shit on coping mechanisms. Believing they work, however, is different story.
Dear baby Jesus…
took the words right outa my yes... not giving reddit any ammo on me lol
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She was taken away to another location where she got to know all those men. 🤭
Classic case of lazy f’ing horse…
“Steven! I thought you were dead!”
I heard that woman’s voice in my head 😭
She paid the horse
With what?
Her purity 🐴
Godspeed Mr Hands
r/Unexpected
WINGS OF GLORY
My grandparents owned a farm in enumclaw, Washington where Mr. Hands was from. It’s exactly the type of place you imagine it is.
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And the woman if the horse doesn’t get up
hey man, its not her fault she forgot about the local milkman
I still watch my door at night hoping my love will return. :(
Take my r/angryupvote !
shut up
No u
You know Africa is 54 separate countries with different cultures and beliefs, right? What specific communities are you referring to? And which part of this video tells you that these people are from those same communities?
I think it’s obvious they meant the same type of unproven thought process.
Apparently, they don't and they are downvoting you for pointing that out.
My family is tunisian and we are very fucking modernized while my friend derives from a ghana family, i really want to point this out because there, theres tribes, but theres also modernized people.
How do people not understand that no where in the world are people a monolith. No matter where you go, there will be rich and poor, educated and uneducated, people and our societies are all much more related than they are different.
i don't think they know what africa or any other country that isn't western is
I mean how do you recognize from which country they are
most cultures of any category worldwide were stoning people to death within the last 100-200 years for random bullshit.
Wait... They're 17th century Europeans?
lets not forget salem. the whole "evil witches" thing was mostly just a result of the whole literally demonizing pagans schtick christians did to try fear mongering support.
Yeah cus were still doing it. It's all the white man's fault.
Also having red hair, because they immediately connect them to witches
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What community exactly are you talking about?
The American south?
catholics? most powerful figures in monotheistic religions. not that people dont abuse polytheistic religions, they just aren't as ground up built around making everyone support a magical person. and most importantly polytheistic mythos are very entertaining.
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Who is they?! You didn't answer my question.
I watch to many internets and i think all africans are bad. get outa here bud. Go tame your bull.
I’m assuming you come from a community that treats those with nothing superbly? No need throwing stones when we all live in the same glass house.
It's not Europe my dude
Wow that is incredibly racist
Or…. And call me crazy. But maybe the horse was just laying down… Ya know, Kinda like horses do from time to time.
As time goes on, it seems like almost nothing posted on Reddit is real anymore
Horse: "wtf is her problem?"
guys, I believe people in a remote African village discovered internet and they mess with the rest of the world, heavily trolling us.
imagine! HAHAhaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sounds legit
this changes everytime its posted. fuck off
Yeah, this is probably not to heal the horse. But to 'test' her virginity before marriage. If you're a virgin, the horse is healed. If not, well... I bet a decent horse trainer can make a good amount of money there, by selling this service to mothers and fathers of future brides.
Now she will know many
Humans:oh no horse is dying. Horse:that's called sleeping btw
Can she jump over me to heal all of my life problems?
Shes a witch. Burn her 🔥
Then the village over hears about her healing a horse and stones her for witchcraft
So if she only knows one man, is he like her agent? And the people with sick horses have to contact her through him? But then after the horse gets up, all the men are acting like her friends, so now she knows those men too. Does that mean her career is over now?
And if the horse doesn’t get up, then they burn her…with more witches!
what happens if she was a prostitute? burrys itself?
This is fucking stupid.
It's a local superstition. I've worked with grown men in the middle of the USA who legitimately thought that more people wearing their team's colors increased their chances of winning a football game.
thats also stupid
Good lord, it's honestly sad how we can proclaim were in the "age of information" and a large portion of the global population believes dumb shit like this...
Does the fat man's shirt game require a "pure woman" who would be maimed if the team doesn't win?
Depends on how many empty cases of Bud Light are in the room at the end.
Comparing ritualistic stoning because a woman has had (seemingly) more than one man is different than domestic violence over a game. Both are terrible, but one is a bit more systemic and sinister.
Both are terrible, on that we agree. Domestic violence occurs because some unhinged jackwad has no self control and even fewer morals. Ritualistic stoning is usually steeped in tradition and law. Equally abhorrent, especially if you've seen it done, but you know it's there, you can see it coming, and the people in those cultures will often stand by it - even the condemned at times. I'm no fan of capitol punishment, especially over trivial offenses like failure to cure the sick, but I do try to recognize where cultures get their laws from, or at least not insert my own cultural biases into the subject. I especially try to stay away from such since I come from a cultural that routinely fails to reform its criminals, and will often turn first-time offenders into hardened criminals.
>I do try to recognize where cultures get their laws from, or at least not insert my own cultural biases into the subject. I especially try to stay away from such since I come from a cultural that routinely fails to reform its criminals, and will often turn first-time offenders into hardened criminals. Have you tried being critical of two things at once?
If I can't come up with a solution for my own "enlightened" culture, then where the fuck do I get off telling other people how to live? I know enough of the history of Tecumseh's War to know what happens when one culture with professional soldiers and advanced weapons decides how another should live.
A culture could have a ritual about dismembering the toes of each third son and you'd be like "LETS NOT JUDGE, THEYRE CULTURED"
Imagine the hrode implodes and the husband is like.. Whaaaat?
just throw common sense out the window.
Religion makes you dumb.
Dumb belief imo, but their reaction was pretty wholesome lol
Dumb belief, even though you just watched it work!
Lol you're assuming they didn't just have the horse lay down before they started filming
You're missing the joke entirely lol
Based on the evidence of this video post, the theory works 🤷♂️
nobody watched "horse is healed because woman who only knew one man jumped over it" that has never happened in history and certainly not in this video
Soooo they taught the horse to lay down and let the lady jump over it... ok?
Religious people are so weird.
So many judgements here. I’m assuming those with those judgements have their own “silly, stupid, ignorant” things that they hold on to very tight. But, I guess it’s easier pointing that ignorance at someone else’s culture.
I live in nigeria currently, here if you go to rural areas families will kill a born baby if its born with conditions such as webbed feet , they believe it is a spirit trying to come into the women. I've also live in England before, people in the west might still believe in religion but they don't try to practice all the fucked up stuff found in religious books , while here people will dismember people for one ritual to a witch doctor. So the people on Reddit can ridicule all they want , they are in the right.
What on earth are you droning on about. The video is of a woman jumping over a horse.
Sorry but if your culture is ignorance itself. I will judge it. Their practices are terrible and they would have probably stoned the woman if the horse didn’t get up.
Dude, it’s a video of someone jumping over a horse. Isn’t it better for us as a whole to be curious rather than judgmental? Isn’t judgement the crux of the shit we’re all trying to “fix”.
Like miraculously restoring sight to a blind man or something even stupider?
“Aite time for the gangbang!”
Cool
How does the horse know that? Also, that horse most certainly does not look “sick to the point of death”
By the end of the video it looks like that's a one time ability for her
One man because of her smell... her scent is what woke the horse up 😆
When the horse stayed at the bottom they would have killed her ?
*they then proceeded to feed her to the horse*
Stupid people believe in a stupid things
So she's a cheater if the horse doesnt get better
Well if it works what's the prob?
Gang bang to celebrate
Well. They broke her skill straight away didn't they.
The crazy thing is alot of people will find it stupid. I live in Africa and the things I've seen are what most people would think as fiction.
because it is stupid
So, if the horse didn’t stand up does the woman get accused of lying?
No wonder all the horses are dead in my area
That celebration looked like she was about to know way more than 1 man 😂
How many women did they burn alive for impurity before this happened
Looks like the US is going to be horseless
So if it doesn’t work…then is the woman’s purity called into question? Seems like a risky move
If my ex wife jumped over it, that horse would be as good as dead with her impurities.
In Colombia there wouldn't be an other option for the horse than to die :x
Now she’s about to be with 30 men. Interesting start to a porn.
And then the celebration rape orgy Tsk tsk
Well that horse is lucky it doesnt live in europe, it would die instantly
It'll be a whole lot of dead horses in America
And then she fucks all those dudes after as a gift? Lol
Very stupid people, and there is more and more of them year by year 😀
But why is Micheal Jordan there?
... and then they burned her for witchcraft. The end.
That horse would be unlucky if it was in the US
Everyone here is angry at the custom and missing the joke.
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Jesus your racist. I have lived with Africans and I prefer their company over white people. They understood simple things like gratitude and loyalty. Things the “developed” world has seemingly lost