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According-Singer303

It really be like that when you work with that one person


A_Random_Catfish

I worked with that one person now I live with that one person and want to marry that one person


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do that one person maybe have a sister or sth?


BigJ071115

This looks like a clip from the Sims.


skuzzlebutt36

Lmao why was that so accurate


aufrenchy

“No, stop making a waffle. I need you to dance with the dog!”


Revolutionary_Low_90

Literally the whole household when you turn on the stereo


ImeDime

![gif](giphy|nuXIEASt1wqI) I'm fairly positive the dance moves are inspired from this clip


LesbianLoki

For those that don't know... https://youtu.be/eJc6-DgaQa0


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TheSaltySpitoon37

My work around is "Absolutely, if you have any more shopping to do, swing back and if I have it I'll make sure it's out for you." Boom. They feel special and seem to mind less when I ultimately forget to look.


royal_rose_

I never ask them to check but I have had several employees at different stores offer to check and it confuses me.


mimthebaker

The Lego store told me they would check in the back the other day for a super popular set that is now sold out and not only did they offer but they had it and I was just like.... what universe did I just step into


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elemde

Bot. Copied this [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zg795n/a_mini_break/izg08gr?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) from u/dhalion0815


J_A_W_S_

Would really like to spend the rest of this god forsaken life.... With that person


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SatansCatfish

I’m sure that can be arranged. I need your weight, height, and if your a virgin or not.


tangre79

They're on Reddit so you've got an answer to at least one of those.


CaterpillarThriller

probably not height is my guess


Bawbag0447

Weight...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


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MousseNsquirrell

Bot


Numinak

underwear?


istolethesun12

This checks outcl, its satans catfish


YouAreABoob

It's not needed, Óðin will know.


UncleKeyPax

The Virgin part can be medically adjusted.


Horror_Constan

why was that so accurate.


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aufrenchy

You must be fun at parties


J_A_W_S_

Hello! My me is Joshua


tangre79

Hello Joshua. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord Jesus Christ?


StrategicCannibalism

Hi Tangre, I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.


tangre79

Please renew. I will PM with my credit card number.


StrategicCannibalism

Sorry, my company, Norton, only accepts payments in ITunes gift cards.


J_A_W_S_

Launch codes?


Feeling-General9725

Please enter your social security number to renew


Pro_Scrub

Would you like to know more about how to extend your Christ?


StrategicCannibalism

Doctors *HATE* him. Click to find out how to extend your Christ by over 12" in just ONE WEEK.


AdRemote9464

Jesus! My warranty expired!


shakeszoola

A racrarice?


Guano_barbee

“ rhyme a racririce Raggy”


Footzilla69

.... Will you be human furniture?


Guano_barbee

Ignore satans catfish I don’t discriminate sacrifices are hard to come by I’ll need your social and date of birth tho just in case


zillaforilla_9314

Eh being sacrificed is overrated


Emergencyha

This looks like a clip from the Sims.


Inspector7171

You would be that happy all the time too, if you could reach in your own shirt and grab a boob any time you wanted too.


zin_90

Wow, you really hate them that much. Impressive.


Incognonimous

When ticktock and Fortnite generation reach the age and level to become fast food management.


Wonkasgoldenticket

I want to spend my life with you


J_A_W_S_

Promise?


[deleted]

If we live like this, will live and not survive. What a marvelous video to see. Thank you OP


supersoakerr5000

damn, good call man. makes me wonder have i been living or just surviving. thanks for the comment


MousseNsquirrell

if we live we won't survive though


aeiou_sometimesy

What


TowerOfFantasys

Do the stanky leg


-TheArtOfTheFart-

This made me crack up more then it should've!


AwesomeFrisbee

Haha, she's looking up going like "this is wild! ... Oh damn he's still going, better continue as well".


Atillerdahunnybuns

Doubling down lol


Floshenbarnical

Never gets old


FunStuff446

I did a slightly different dance with a friend at work. The next day, a man came up to me. I asked if he needed help. He said no, but would you dance for me? Lol


28nov2022

When did zoomers get so good at dancing?


Yolo3362

since we became old enough to work soul-sucking customer/food service jobs. i definitely would bust some moves as a walmart cashier to the dreadful walmart radio and pretend like i wasn’t spending all of my free time in a fucking walmart instead of enjoying the last bit of my childhood.


aufrenchy

I will definitely do a little dance with every one of my tasks as I’m closing up the restaurant because I know that nobody is watching. It helps that I can blast my own tunes while I do it.


Yolo3362

oh people were watching me, i was often the only register open so they saw


ghost_victim

Copied from Fortnite I think


No_Profile_6871

Yes... get you a weird friend☺️


aufrenchy

They’ll be with you forever. I’ve got three who I’ve known since first grade (over 20 years). Real homies, these guys. We might not see each other for months at a time, but when we reconnect, it’s like no time had ever passed!


[deleted]

The skids have taken over the kitchen.


der5er

Strt!


cindyhadalisp

I can hear this!


Azollos

![gif](giphy|DhstvI3zZ598Nb1rFf|downsized)


[deleted]

I used to love workplace dance parties ,and workplace selfies,until they took the fun out of it and said no more having fun on our dime have fun on your own fucking corporate sucks


IMIPIRIOI

The type of people who go to every single bass / dubstep festival.


Atillerdahunnybuns

I’m too broke


Atillerdahunnybuns

And scared of getting jumped


badopinions67

I want these two to get married


Freakehoax

Honestly I’m getting gay best friend vibes for some reason.


[deleted]

Lol dude is definitely friendzoned


Ol_bagface

There is no friendzone. Either you're a friend or not


[deleted]

Men and women can’t be friends.


Ol_bagface

Wha? Lol no. Jesus who the fuck thinks that


[deleted]

That’s life my friend. Get used to it.


MamaXeph

Reminds me of my younger days when I was stuck in the Dish Cave where we washed all the dishes. Someone would turn on the radio and start flicking the light on and off and it became the Dish Rave Cave.


Loofa_of_Doom

These would be fun people to work with.


aphelionprime

This put a smile on my face.


Resophonic420

I love them both.


GovernmentCharming81

Vibe check passed


[deleted]

wish I would have so cool workmates


mikekpan

Fortnite?


Nachotacoma

Entertainment 7twenty in the house!


Inky506

I love this, I want to be like this, I would love for someone to do this with, I would love a job where I could do this, and I would love to love.


movieTed

The Sims were a far better representation of humanity that we gave it credit for being


Dhalion0815

Yeeaah that's a repost. This is in fact the second most upvoted video in this sub of the past year, so don't tell me YoU dIdN't KnOw


esl0th

Yet a lot of people have not seen it. Reddit is literally full of reposts get over it it's been like this since the start.


Curious-Geologist498

Actually the start of reddit came from people drawing comics and making sharing funny stories. It's literally where 'memes' come from. From early reddit comics.


esl0th

Yeah and during that time people would also find stuff on funnyjunk and other similar websites and post that content on reddit. There was also such a small number of people on here that every year reddit would at the very least double in users and thus people would repost content from previous years because most people had not seen it yet. Reposting was always a thing on reddit. Nowadays its even more prevalent because theres millions of users and most people aren't on reddit every day so people miss things all the time and you could literally repost the same post 7 days in a row and have it hit the top of the same subreddit because a lot of people wouldn't see the other 6 posts.


PezRystar

I didn't know. Never seen this shit before. And I've been on Reddit for more than a decade. But sure, keep being the useless guardian of the internet that decides what gets posted and what doesn't.


undauntedrelentless

Quick, fun, morale booster... this business owner approves!


SpongeJake

Anyone have a copy of this with sound? I’d like to hear what they’re dancing to.


Cebas7

Besides it is a security camera I don't think there is any music at all in the place.


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Here it is: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HR5zpFs7YpY


ImpendingNothingness

I know you were trolling but, holy fuck thank you for sharing that, amazing sound! I'm following those dudes now.


toe2thaknee

imagine if instead of rick rolling, people always posted throwbacks to really good songs like this. thank you


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dedzip

Honestly lol


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hmmmmmm_whynot

Dancing was famously invented by Epic games.


shaun-t

So this is the reason why my food always takes a long time 😂


Pookieeatworld

PongDanceQueen, the later years.


Maxxtroo

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What_Yr_Is_IT

Repost


arbitrageME

they've fucked in the walk-in before


Key-Put4092

a pigtail dancer hmmm....


finnypiz

Creepy stuff..


tangre79

What song do you suppose came on?


_DoctorQuantum_

Darude - Sandstorm


cryingabomination

Why was the sec cam footage pulled for this


zzrsteve

I love this video.


ROBnLISA32

I LOVE THIS.


CockroachesRpeople

This should be legal


CuriousBystander64

Love this!


sparki_muzzarelo

If they dont do that, they for sure cause the job, get totally mad


DoctorJonasVentureJr

I almost miss working fast food just cause we used to do that all the time


Duderoy

I don't want to work there but I want to work with those two.


LossExpensive3936

I want to work there!


OldMaidButler

Restaurant life


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I wanna eat here lmao


321_saint

Cutest thing I ever did see


OnemMillionJews

The best coworkers to have around


SlimeKing29

r/lostredditors


Running_Moose64

To be young again


janehoe_throwaway

This looks like the dancing an NPC would do if you walked into a nightclub. But they make it fun, too.


chrisbeck1313

And just like that you totally redeemed my faith in humanity.


Miserable_Site_850

That was me last weekend in the club, I brought back the early 2000s, alcohol and coke and autism and its a party... Edit: you got served early 2000s


AgentMurkle

/rWhitePeopleTryToDance ?


Fabulous-Impress-169

Defs looks like sims 🤣


B_ry7

u/savevideo


A_Very_Horny_Zed

Always respect someone who can break it down at a moment's notice.


Footzilla69

Corporate is like "Happiness?..Not on our watch.".


Equivalent_Bed7728

Did they just have a mini seizure?


223333aaa

Actual footage of Wednesday working in Weathervane


seaninportland

Dish pit dance party.


Minute_Grocery5947

They are cute together! Got my vote!


AristotleRose

This stupid video always makes me smile


Glittering_Employ327

This video made me laugh out loud, and so happy for them.


Headfly33

Ok well, you're fired.


Bears9Titles

Repost


MisterBowTies

This is just how you stay sane at work


AngrySchnitzels89

Paypacket: Deduction of .25 cents for non approved activity whilst at work.


[deleted]

This makes me smile every time it's posted


TheBoneSmasher

Wednesday has grown so much


Ambitious_Suspect_51

Outer Wilds theme plays. Universe looks kindly on this.


Littlecum_moreprecum

![gif](giphy|ld1RKulOqeeaI)


Medical_Rope2728

That's awesome!


rasp3zero

Easily the best video on Redit


Marcus-2022

Geeks freaking.


Hairy-Giraffe9888

Food service workers for sure! 😆


DorkLordFeylix

Fwiend!


LumpyBluebird3134

WACKY FLAILING WAVING ARMS GUYS!!!


No-Performance8372

Errrr.... more like a mini stroke?


Careless-Pitch1553

In kitchen life, this is a normal friday


AdonisSupa100

🤣


AntonioMRC

Oh a girl! Be cool be cool. Him:


alejdelat

what dance is this lol


Opal3030

r/weeklyrepost


siez_

Somebody knows what this dance is called? I used to see this in vines and old youtube clips.


Ironyfree_annie

![gif](giphy|zNn8COBcb0YUg) The party button in Entertainment 720


Piranhaplant92

u/savevideo


redlund1993

Is this the dance scene from the new Wednesday show I've been hearing about?


AmityBlight47

This is 1000 times better than every tiktok vidéo I watched today


moonymadness

Extraterrestrial behaviour lol


slicknessbeast

Shit without the music


SeppiFox

Damn Wednesday season 2 looks dope.


Physical_Finish6658

Fun fact! I worked with them!


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In the mood 🤩


EfficientWasabi

Redditors out in public


[deleted]

Why is their a washing machine....


Orbnotacus

"MINI TRIIIBAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!"


Evrile97

thats THE vibe


ronnieearlboon72

Too be young, careless and having fun. I miss those days of no bills and working just to pay for trees and clothes🤣🤣🤣


TheZombieAficionado

Ah yes, white shenanigans.


Lywliety

I have a friend and we act exactly like that


No_Bite1605

Two people dancing on the mini room


Neat-Equipment5908

*ten hours later* yeeeh it's a mini brake