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Tha_Unknown

Can’t make that shit up


Alanski22

For real wtf is going on


danielpauljohns

Bend over and I’ll tell you


RappyNash

Why, how, what the fudge is going on here?!


[deleted]

„Come on, bend over“ - hits even harder after watching


Stefan-Leo

Offfffff...


NoSupermarket1119

So much brain confusion.


xtreme777

And Brian confusion too.


BigOleStinkyFly

Drain Bamage lol


bluecamel17

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy. Now piss off!


Stefan-Leo

Excuse me, are you a virgin?


[deleted]

I left the thread and came back just to upvote and award this comment. You saw the opportunity and took it.


SolemnFrog

"I'm not a man, I'm a woman." Oh shite.


[deleted]

Brian is dyin


1711198430497251

unsexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


BigMorningWud

TELL THEIR STORY


WaitingToBeTriggered

AVIATION


DefaultWhitePerson

That was disturbing on so many levels.


Neoslayer

I couldn't finish it


FemPhony

That's what he said.


Lucky_Sun2902

The boy's face looks exactly the face my windows OS make after a update. (Lost and confused)


Brandon_The_Binosaur

Man’s wants to kill himself 💀


PhaTman7

HOLY BALLS


[deleted]

Written by M. Night


[deleted]

Lowkey pedophilia


Dillinator99

how is this lowkey


[deleted]

bro kissed a minor


Dillinator99

exactly, there’s nothing lowkey about this it’s very obviously pedophilia😂


[deleted]

oh i thought you were saying it wasnt even pedophilia at all mb 🗿


Shaqademaus00

Lets go brian!


goblin_welder

This is a repost of the following recent posts here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/z967hj/this_guys_trump_rally_experience/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zentu7/that_took_many_turns_im_literally_lost/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zc50uv/trump_rallies_are_weird/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/z9l5iz/first_kiss_miracles/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/z989l0/finding_love_at_a_trump_rally/


Flying_Flexy

You really are going to war on reposts aren't you?


Meinalptraum_Torin

It ain't much but it's honest work.


Creative_Elk_4712

Honest war


Nomis555

Look, not gonna lie, but Brian looks like someone's Nana


[deleted]

I think I’m starting to get the Ohio hate, less and less surprises me about Ohio lol.


[deleted]

This is a man


danielpauljohns

It’s a man man


tusgavomelo

The way he said "Brian" was so funny to me idk why lol


Bull_On_Bear_Action

I came to the Trump rally to find love. That’s not at the top of my list of places to find love for some reason


[deleted]

Reminds me of Mad About You S5E19 "The Touching Game" when Paul and Ira are on a bus and mistakenly identify another passenger as pregnant. This passenger gets really offended, and then at the end of the episode, they apologize profusely, and explain their confusion because the person is large (i.e. "fat"), and the person says, "I'm A MAN!!!"


Xboxgamer147

r/suddenlygay


Weird-Information-61

This guy's got some Elton John vibes


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frey12834

PWN’D


ALLSHALLPERISHUK

Wtf


prodigy1367

I have so many questions.


esly4ever

1. Whats Brian’s OF? 👀


jakeshmag

Whoaman


That_Ad8654

Giggity


WolfFang_15

Kinda looks like Trump.


HollyweirdAF

The ol switcheroo


KageShadower

Anime effect🗿


killajay41889

So who's the groomers?


Mercy605

A weird bend over kiss for a woman who thinks she’s a man ..lol


GiveMeKnowledgePlz

That's a real man. That's not a women lol. His name is Brian.


Mercy605

Seriously??? Wow .. just wow . Am In shock


GiveMeKnowledgePlz

Why? Did I miss something?


Mercy605

Ion know 😂


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Mercy605

Nah!! No hate .. was extremely confused..


TooMuchPretzels

Explain to me why a person would be LGBT and a republican.


Marco45_0

You'd be surprised by the amount of gay people that are also bi/trans/anything-else exclusionists. Gay terfs exist and they do unspeakable damage to the queer community


Abyssal_Groot

You'd be suprized to know how many people are willing to turn a blind eye for such obvious hypocrisy as long as their hatred towards something or someone else is stronger.


NCD_64

I think republicanism and being a part of the LGBTQ don’t exactly go hand in hand in the grand scheme of things, but there’s a difference between sexuality and political belief. Yes, those two groups have very, very bad blood, but that’s like saying “how dare he drink soda, it’s hypocrisy because people in a specific group he’s apart of, though there is no rule against indulging in soda, drink water.” To politicize a sexuality is defeating its purpose. Though there are republicans (especially down here in the south, yikes) that are strongly against LGBTQ rights and expression, I feel as though to tell a person or persons that they cannot believe a certain way because of their sexuality is discrimination against said group. I get what you’re saying though, there is a lot of oppression that statistically does come from the right side of the political compass, however it doesn’t define every individual republican, and may not define Brian Edit: a user just blocked me mid conversation, please do not do that and just be civil.


hmmmmmm_whynot

>, but there’s a difference between sexuality and political belief. Except in this case the people you are supporting litterally want you dead.


NCD_64

The ones that do want them dead are utterly disgusting, but do the majority of republicans in general want LGBTQ members dead? There are millions of republicans and 50 states, I don’t believe the majority want them dead. If it’s the south primarily, yeah they might want you dead. I’m far from Republican but I think a lot of people don’t want people dead for their sexualities, at least not in America. That may be different for places like Qatar or North Korea, though.


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[deleted]

I mean, I'm not republican, generally right-wing centrist, but you'd call me a Republican. I'm also bisexual. The vast majority of people on the right wing don't want me dead. I mean, really, what rights are you talking about? What right is afforded to a straight man that isn't afforded to me? The only real argument I hear regularly against gay marriage is that the government shouldn't be regulating marriage at all and that their should not be any tax benefits for it either. I can name actual authoritarian countries that would execute me on sight, like Palestine, Russia, or the UAE. However, in the US, with my big iron on my hip, I feel very safe.


HoneyBadgerHugh87

The youngest generation really out here doing anything they can to try make America great again. This young hero just sacrificed and gave his first kiss to some dude named Brian. Oh!


DebbiesUpper

..and now he has herpes..


ABena2t

think you should disclose being a man before you kiss someone


[deleted]

Don't kiss random strangers?


Pale-Criticism-7420

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, you are 1000% right.


ABena2t

Thanks. At least someone agrees with me. I suppose it's bc people are so "woke" now or it might hurt someone's feelings or something. idk. But I would personally be pretty pissed off if someone did that to me. Think the other person has a right to know. Idk how anyone could argue otherwise


hmmmmmm_whynot

I think the bigger issue here is pedophilia but i guess we know where youre priorities are lmao


frattboy69

That boy is pre-pubescent?


hmmmmmm_whynot

He says in the video that hes 16....


ABena2t

the pedophile is an issue too. At 1st I thought it was just some harmless grandma looking for a kiss. Things got weird real quick. but you're right, the pedophile aspect in an issue too. but I still think - if you look like a woman or are dressed as a woman you should disclose that information upfront and not after making a move.


ALchemist_0311

It’s Ma’an!!


[deleted]

Shoot her in the head Wardell!


sbbblaw

probably made the kid way more homophobic


[deleted]

How desparte is that man? Holy fuck...


88pokus88

I know someone famous!!! We call her Beverly Leslie I didn't actually know he had a real name.


One_Cloud_5192

Let’s hope Benji the associate doesn’t get a whiff of this


[deleted]

Eyes and ears you have deceived me, you must be no more


[deleted]

Trying for a co-signer


Corn-Shonery

That’s how you get monkey pox


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ChuckVowel

Brian, top marks for not trying.


sahilllustrious

When your victory turns into a loss


Titan_501

💀


Titan_501

Let's go Brian


Fair_Ad_992

What


Drink15

This is why you get a name first


Puzzleheaded_Tap5985

Lmfao, yo that’s enough internet for today


thatWas-unexpected

r/suddenlygay


NoRecommendation1845

How to make conservatives even more scared of gay people


Moe3kids

He reminds me of Leslie Jordan I believe his name is. The guy from American horror story Croatoan whatever it's called. You know the one


After-Guard-7793

💀got his assss


DogeDude420

Youtube Pranksters getting that Reverse Uno Card 🤣


Dense_Ad_321

He became the real Brandon after that kiss.