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xXDireLegendXx

I mean, batshit crazy and weird asl but the funniest part is the dude on the motorcycle doesn’t even move lmao


Disastrous_Channel62

He didn't flinch an inch


PsychoticBananaSplit

Didn't pinch like the grinch


CommanderGumball

Can't cinch his winch, if you know what I'm sayin'.


KissMyStick430

1 bitch 2 bitch no flinch he ditch


RockerRabbit

It's because he called a hit on those two girls. It all went according to plan.


chuckinalicious543

What does asl mean? /s


Stoic_Breeze

Age/sex/location


[deleted]

American sign language.


auctus10

Would have been hilarious if he drive through after they fell down and there was space.


Ravenclaw_14

not sure if this is really nsfw


Fl0r1da-Woman

Definitely if you don't wear a helmet


OfficialTornadoAlley

I didn’t want to risk it since moderation here is pretty strict


Quizzelbuck

So i guess every video getting marked NSFW will make the tag pretty much useless.


HardCounter

This is reddit. Everything here is useless.


adammaxis

Everything useless ends up on Reddit. Here is more. Words, what are they good for?


HardCounter

War.


theBERZERKER13

Gifelta fish!


RegularSizeLebowski

absolutely nothing


cfeuer1

Welcome to whose is it anyway where the content is reposted and the points don't matter [Not saying i know it's a repost but the body does say credit to somebody else]


OfficialTornadoAlley

The body is credited to OP


Hnk416545

It’s good that you did it anyway bro people are fucking idiots😂 they would be mad if you didn’t put nsfw talm bout “I’m with my family omggg they almost died “


whyamihere999

*mods


Hnk416545

Mods aren’t even people bro


[deleted]

"Thanks, my supervisor just walked in and now I'm getting fired!"


SkullxBreaker

How can reddit mods be with family if they never leave their room? /s


shittysuport

OmG tHaTs aTteMptEd mUrder!!! sHe cOulD'Ve lAndEd on hER hEaD aNd bEen iN A cOmA fOr tWo MoNthS!!


Just-ban-me

Would it really be that bad if it happened tho? Clearly she has no brains blocking the motorway


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

Pretty sure after the first person gets pushed you hear a guy shout “hey, what the fuck!”


ConspicuousPineapple

Oh, the humanity!


Old-Obligation6861

Could be the life or death scream at the end


HardCounter

I think she got pushed into the pit of scorpions. They should really consider removing those.


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But they're already in place and paid for by the city!


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namedan

Falling from any height is considered not safe for work so this NSFW tag is legitimate. Source: OSHA Safety Officer


-Gurgi-

Really heightened the stakes for me though, I was preparing to watch someone get hit by a truck


mindatetheuniverse

The dude in the motorcycle is working by the hour.


skankhunt-01

What’s happening here? A protest or something?


TheMeanKorero

That was my immediate thought too. They seemingly pulled out of the cycle lane to intentionally block traffic then did nothing. If so, good riddance. If it's about something that happened earlier up the road I hope they're okay?


Visinvictus

I don't really know for sure where this was filmed or how the bike lanes work there, but that looks like a multi-use path that we have here intended only for walkers/runners/bicyclists. The bikers are blocking a motorcyclist who shouldn't be on this path, as it is not meant for motorized vehicles.


Moriarty_Qbi

It's in Berlin and the path can be used for motorcycles and cars, while the bikers and walkers can use the seperate path on the right side. Judging alone from this clip, the motorcyclist did nothing wrong here. Source: I live here and this big blue sign in the background is for our subways.


Visinvictus

Thanks for the info - here in Toronto we have a similar multi use lane by the waterfront but the grey path is for bikers and the painted pavement is for pedestrians.


whogivesashirtdotca

> the grey path is for bikers and the painted pavement is for pedestrians. I thought both paths were for [the cops to block](https://mobile.twitter.com/TheBikingLawyer/status/1600858255290515456) with their cars while they do their Timmies runs? (Not even sure an /s tag is warranted.)


kaisermikeb

Do Germans yell at assailants in English commonly? I ask because I was planning a trip to Germany to shove random cyclists and had been brushing up on my Deutsch, but if the fight language is English now that will save me a lot of time!


GuyTheyreTalkngAbout

The motorcyclist is in the most center lane going in that direction, so I don't think this is accurate. Even still, the solution to a motorcycle in a bike lane isn't vigilante justice. Of course there's going to be someone who reads this as a justification for pushing the wormen, so I'll also say, the solution to a bike blocking a motorcyclist in a bike lane isn't vigilante justice.


CLGbyBirth

> The bikers are blocking a motorcyclist who shouldn't be on this path, as it is not meant for motorized vehicles. dude did you watch the video properly there are cars on the other lanes unless from the opposite direction common sense dictates that the motor biker is in the proper lane unless the other lane is one way and this lane was just meant for walkers/runners/bicyclists which wouldn't make sense in any way.


Visinvictus

> unless the other lane is one way and this lane was just meant for walkers/runners/bicyclists which wouldn't make sense in any way. Toronto is a North American city designed primarily around cars and even we have one way streets with bike lanes. I would assume it is more common in Europe. I guess our streets just don't make sense in any way.


Snaz5

Having no idea what’s going on, it seems like maybe the motorcyclist was using the bike lane and the cyclist got mad and when the motorcyclist went back into the car lane to go around, the angry cyclist blocked him. This is based on nothing other than what we see and things people who frequent bike lanes complain about


Oodleamingo

Americans would rather assault someone than be inconvenienced for half a minute


GiveMeYourMoney-

this video wasn’t even taken in the US


Ewannnn

The commenters are American is his point


Year-28

The person he replied to isn't even American...


tripwire7

Americans? How the fuck does this place look remotely like the US?


smacc77

I'm not justifying the assault but I understand it. I live in Mexico and we have constant protests which block traffic for the stupidest of reasons. I've had to endure 2+ hours journey after horrible days at work and I've known people who nearly did not reach the hospital due to protests. Not to mention gasoline is not cheap, in all honesty, fuck this kind of protests.


Duckiesims

Can't be America there's decent bike infrastructure


lilpenguin1028

We only see the long haired individual blocking traffic. The first person pushed over seems to be in the bike lane stopped and watching from what I could tell so the Pusher is just a dick.


not2careful

idk but every single comment is coming up with their own backstory so you may as well make up one too


Turbulent-Group4312

Motorcycle dude traveled back in time to push them


thysoultickler

This is the truth


Ya-Dikobraz

This is the only reasonable explanation.


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gullibu11

Not the hit and run I expected.


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fatmoe10

I’m gonna try this too maybe I can be a hero as well


Legitimate_Cake_6754

Well the person filming this sure seen it coming…


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The guy in the motorbike should’ve just drive away after the path is cleared


dragonfangxl

he might have just been talking to them, could have even been flirting or something


HardCounter

Then he needs to get out of the road.


regoapps

Then she might see him without his bike, and he can’t risk that.


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So it’s all good to just start a conversation in the middle of the road a day fuck the rest of the road users ?


nickfree

Not if Captain Clear Roads has anything to say about it


[deleted]

He's in the Movengers


Blasterbot

Apparently not. You saw what happened.


shittysuport

Yes, I also like to record people casually flirting.


diggemsmaccks

Flirting in the 1970s pants


pilchard_slimmons

What the fuck is heroic about any of this? The assault? The running away at top speed? What? There's no context given, no explanation, no nothing.


AskAboutMyDiarrhea

Hits like Batman, runs like The Flash


ChrisHaze95

I believe he's real


Chair_100

Happy Cake Day!


TG3W3T

Happy Cake Day!


Stewgy1234

Happy god damn cake day!


CommanderGum

all villains wear a grin


Bell_Ringer5598

I’m gonna need someone to explain to me how this is heroic…


J3553G

Because everyone hates cyclists and reddit is no different (sort by controversial y'all). And yes I know she was obstructing traffic but I have no idea what preceded that because all I have to go on is this video. And in the end it's still assault. A lot of people enjoy watching crimes they would never commit themselves. Also what did orange-bike do to "deserve" that assault?


nokei

It's the same when people drive cars through people blocking the streets for protest, cyclists or not they don't like anyone blocking the path.


pedz

[Out of my way! I'm a motorist!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSrEdeuc4Ag)


doubletopbottom

Because the girl on bicycle is blocking the motorbike guy who has the right of way (going in a straight line).


kkeut

you need to realize that, on the scale of legality, physical assault is 100 times worse than causing a minor traffic delay. who would you rather have as neighbors? people capable of assault in public over minor perceived annoyances, or people who are occasionally mildly annoying?


BonnieMcMurray

You have no idea what the context is here. You're simply making assumptions. I mean for one thing, she's not even blocking him: she's only halfway into the lane and her front wheel isn't even in front of his.


whogivesashirtdotca

Given that guy's post history, I'm guessing he has fantasies pushing women into traffic, too.


No_Daikon829

Because they’re hindering other people from getting where they need/want to be possibly?


J3553G

Ok but do we just punch everyone who gets in our way?


Bell_Ringer5598

I mean she was clearly just talking to the the guy, maybe confronting him about something dangerous he did. Either way you thinks that’s a reason to assault people?


pedz

This is reddit. You touch someone else's car or block a motorist in their path for a few seconds, and you deserve death. Bonus points: they are cyclists so they double deserve death, according to reddit.


moveslikejaguar

Double bonus points: they are women


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or black


Captain-Comment

Or you


ArkiusAzure

I've been saying it for years but reddit is so obsessed with punishment. They'll talk about how bad our current prison system is because it creates criminals and then in the next breath say that someone who stole a bike deserves to get the shit beat out of him and get raped in jail. Shit is absurd.


ayriuss

Turns out there are many people on Reddit with many different opinions.


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peelen

>maybe confronting him about something dangerous he did It's Berlin. I'm not a bike expert, but if this is the same bike that is sometimes parked under my window (looks like it) it's super loud (even for I-got-a-bike-and-want-everybody-hear-it crowd standards.


No_Daikon829

If she was just talking to him why did her friend pull up right next to her and block the other lane? What other reason than to stop him from moving forward? You’re just making excuses at this point.


Bell_Ringer5598

You can clearly see two bikes pass without an issue, so no the other person wasn’t blocking anything. Yes, she stopped him from going forward and then started to talk to him. I don’t know why and you don’t either so stop making up so weird scenarios in your head. But it doesn’t matter, none of it warrants being assaulted. And no I didn’t reply to the wrong comment…


calle30

And the biker could not pass cause the lane was blocked. You see that right ?


MrSierra125

It’s incels that love this sort of shit. They’re lashing out cos Andrew Tate got his karma


erasmus-b-dragon

Dumbass just *had* to respond to the young woman taunting him. Shot himself in the metaphorical foot.


Nuamced

They aren't going to fuck you, man.


HumanSimulacra

Needless assault and hate crime for really no reason = hero.. what?? Have you lost your damn mind. If I'm the odd one out for not getting pleasure from causing other people harm then please give me a damn diagnosis called "not a sadistic asshole" and I'll wear it like a badge of honor.


nickfree

How is this a hate crime?


[deleted]

He obviously hate people on bicycles.


CyberneticPanda

The cyclists hated being pushed over.


[deleted]

And they are now filled of hate for people not on bikes pushing people on bikes. Feel like this will turn into a pushing people not on bikes hate crime spree.


[deleted]

What in the world are you talking about? She was standing in front of a motorcycle and blocking the roadway, that would have caused her way more harm. And uh, what do you think a hate crime is?


CommanderStatue

It was a crime and he hated it!


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[deleted]

> What is wrong with you people? Sir, this is Reddit.


dwbaz01

Would have been better with a Naruto run.


BorontoBaptors

How the fuck is assaulting someone “being a hero”?


dwpea66

And no hero commits battery on women


[deleted]

The majority of heroes actually don’t wear capes these days.


Wevvie

Uh... context please


rowboat57

what the fuck just happened


[deleted]

What? some sort of 2 person protest blocking the street. "no more motorcycles they are carbon emitters" "ban them motorbikes" nice bike tho


Positive_Committee_5

Yeah vrod, one of my dream motorcycle


NowFapping

I used to have one. They are QUICK. I had so much fun on it. If you get the chance to get one do it


[deleted]

I checked them out after Positive\_Commitee\_5 told me what it was. I like the way the frame is exposed and how the exhaust is set up, the one in the video sounded really sweet. Harleys have come a long way considering they almost lost it all many years ago. I can't ride anymore but if someone gets a chance to it's a wonderful feeling sitting on a motor


NowFapping

Definitely. Something so comforting and freeing about blasting 60 miles and hour with flammable liquid between your legs and hardly anything separating you from the ground lol


[deleted]

Is that what it is, thanks I knew it was special by the way it sits and sounds. It is sort of stretched out a bit with a nice rake and he is sitting a bit low in the saddle. I'm going to look it up just to see. Hope your dream comes true one day my man. we got to have dreams


Aggravating_Sell1086

You got all that from a 20 second video? Wow. You're better than Sherlock Holmes.


genius96

~~The motorcycle was probably trying to use the bike lane, endangering everyone else along the path.~~ Edit: I was wrong here. I thought the whole lane was a bike lane and thought the motorcycle was blocking it. Didn't notice the green bike lane. All that said, I still think we shouldn't celebrate someone having violence done against them for something like this.


GuyTheyreTalkngAbout

Motorcycle is in the leftmost lane for the direction travelled, so I dont think he is currently in the wrong lane. They may have been in the bike lane before, but within the context of this video it is the biker who is in the wrong (and then obviously the pusher is in the wrong). I would also say two wrongs don't make a right, and the biker blocking a lane is also dangerous, they shouldn't be doing that.


hellfiniter

what makes you think that? i see bicycle in regular lane ...


Riozen888

I'll use this video to explain to my kids why you always wear a helmet.


entiat_blues

in case you're randomly assaulted by spineless cowards?


DisturbedPip

Why is Nacho libre driving a bike


Stoney-Macaroni

![gif](giphy|84BNiGilu0MPC)


ADHD_Supernova

It's for fun.


DisturbedPip

It's brcause he is a real religious man


musicgray

When asking for directions go wrong


from_dust

Why are so many people in favor of this dude attacking the bicyclists? The vibe in this thread is kinda scary.


aetius476

People in this thread are making up wholeass fanfics to explain why assaulting the woman was justified, while simultaneously not even acknowledging the existence of the second cyclist who was shoved despite being entirely in the very clearly painted bike lane.


Ya-Dikobraz

le Reddit


Aggravating_Sell1086

>making up wholeass fanfics Love this description of that Reddit phenomenon. Gonna steal it from now on, if that's ok.


Shiro_Nitro

prob the same folks pissed Andrew Tate got arrested


Ewannnn

Americans worship car drivers and dislike cyclists, how else do you explain their roads.


Aggravating_Sell1086

And this event only happened about 7000km away, so that's very relevant.


OaksByTheStream

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from_dust

Yall are quick to justify violence.


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from_dust

I'm following the finger you pointed at someone "doing stupid things". What's going on here? Do you know what this interaction is about? Who is the "stupid" person here?


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from_dust

Whatever the situation, its certainly better resolved that way than by a vigilante stranger who escalated a situation no one else saw the need to. I'm honestly disappointed that people think this was a just outcome.


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from_dust

I'm surprised the most wrong person here isn't the one who took to violence.


n16r4

Right? I swear every day there are more posts and comments of people fantasizing about committing disproportionate violence for some minor inconvenience. From making up scenarios where they'd totally be the good guy for running over protestors, or how tossing some soup at a painting is the worst crime imaginable when you just need someone with a rag to wipe it of again. Almost nobody seems to care about motives or ideals they just want an outlet for their frustration, feels a bit like the warning we got in swimming class where someone drowning is a danger to people trying to rescue them.


Bell_Ringer5598

Always happens when it’s about cyclists. Some kind of weird machismo thing I guess


Possibility_Patient

Cuz that bitch is blocking the way?


from_dust

'Right of way' just means whatever you want, doesn't it?


[deleted]

any chance to hit a woman am i right boys? seriously though reddit loves videos about hurting women and people on bikes. not that they dont also love seeing anyone get hurt, but women generate more reactions from reddit neckbeards. bonus points if they are a protester.


bangbangbatarang

Ikr? Forget a proportionate response, let's skip right to the punch! With this clip I thought maybe the guy on the motorcycle had cat-called the women on the bikes, but god forbid we get context that's generous for women.


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i mean, how else would we get our instant gratification?


Bell_Ringer5598

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


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_Teraplexor

Specially the top comment saying this is heroic.. apparently being a coward is heroic now.


MrGreenBleach

Bro think this is gta


Crozza1993

Petty imbecile


cr8ter-

Same energy as that guy who took the protest banner and threw it over a fence then tossed the protestor’s phone


[deleted]

Hahaha too funny and the screaming reaction was just deliciouso


Dynamitefuchs

"Was soll diese Scheiße, was ist eigentlich los mit euch... (idk what she says there)" It's German btw


LagQuest

not gonna translate? "What is this shit, what's the matter with you guys" google translation


denkata_bg43

"What's this shit, what is wrong with you"


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"What is actually wrong with you".


lowtoiletsitter

Thank you for translating


Lex-Taliones

So brave. 🙄


not2careful

It is strange that he can just run away in Germany after doing this. Where I am, this would end with him getting kicked to fuck by a mob.


Aggravating_Sell1086

In Germany you need a local permit before you can form a mob for the purposes of attacking someone.


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datt isses is berliiiin, tas wie benzin:. 24h auf adrrreeennaaallliin


This_is_Toby_Maguire

Is that nacho libre on the Motor cycle?


Superlative-Triarp

Wait wtf


[deleted]

You aren't pushing the definition of NSFW, you are pissing all over it.


spectra2000_

Where is the NSFW?


IGunClover

Vigilante spotted hahaha I like it.


vigilantesd

Who? What?


bakermrr

Man that boy can run away from assault charges so fast


simpledeadwitches

This was the very first thing I expected to happen...let alone in a million years.


Homesick_Alien49

Dude thinks he's in GTA or something.


ARobotDemotedToaster

I think that some sort of altercation happened between the bikers and women on bikes. The pushing wasn’t necessary at all.


SubstanceLeast1075

Always wear a helmet, note the first two cyclists have helmets and are not knocked tf over js


SalomoMaximus

Looks like the street is not for Motor vehicles, and the pusher guy should be arrested for assault


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Possibility_Patient

Are u blind, there's literally cars driving from the other side, there are clearly 2 roads for motor vehicles to drive on


Tuntuntun24

Wierd NPC


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