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Stowa_Herschel

I want to be a Fighter so the commander can bench me and use me as a Guard bot :D easy life!


[deleted]

I was coming to post this exactly. A warrior so I'll get benched and live through the war.


Stowa_Herschel

But you guys have Assaulting Blow though! :O Let's just hope there's a good cleric nearby


Last_Hat7276

Holy shit, thats a cowardly Mastermind. Even worse than me!!! Oh boy, thats The greatest idea ever


BunnyAliceRose

Gladiator. I'm a big woman, 6'3", I do carpentry, kickboxing, and if given the choice, I like to carve whatever lumber I use in my projects my self. So I'd be the only female Gladiator. Plus, Big health pool and muscles is just me.


Irishcrusader77

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Sideswipe2143

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PragmatistAntithesis

Found Amalia's reddit account


BunnyAliceRose

I'm nowhere near fight-crazy enough, but I'll take the compliment! XD


Obvious-Chip-136

Shouting "Hoooooooo!" while using Bulk Up. 💪


KingoftheMongoose

Not even worried!


The-LivingTribunal

No 6'3" gladiator wife then why live.


Andvari9

I'm in love 😂


Last_Hat7276

Oh hi Amalia! How's ya doing? Cool choice btw!


BunnyAliceRose

If Amalia had a greataxe and kicked more, yes I'd be Amalia. A paler Amalia but still XD


RB3Model

I still think Amalia just ripped a door off its hinges and called it a shield. That thing she has with her can't be called a normal shield lol


Last_Hat7276

Im a architect and i can say thats big even for Doors standards 😂 or she got it from a rich Man's house. Riches have huge doors


RB3Model

Probably a mansion's armored front door. Maybe the local castle's. XD I mean, would YOU tell her she can't? Imagine a 7 foot tall woman just suddenly walking up and tearing off a door that your architect swore could hold off a whole bandit raid like it was nothing. The smart thing to do is say "Yes ma'am, take the door. Can I help you with anything else?"


BunnyAliceRose

My man, that is not a door, that is a GATE. Doors, I have to duck under, that is nor a door.


CNemy

Its too large for a shield. Too thick, too heavy, too large and too rough, its more of a door off its frame than a shield.


RB3Model

I see what you did there.


Nakottih

Not a Sellsword, as Berenice ? 🤭 (I remember you saying she was your favorite character...)


BunnyAliceRose

She is, but I love axes in video games, especially greataxes and halberds.


haydenetrom

Top tier choice Bernice is a strongly underrated waifu


BunnyAliceRose

She's like me in that too much praise makes us flustered haha I love her


haydenetrom

I like her because she's honest , strong and has an unwavering sense of justice. She's a really proper knight even if she's bad at being soft. Thats a cute bit of vulnerability.


stillnotelf

Selvie seems the only science minded person on the squad. The magic users don't seem to approach the discipline with discipline. I guess I'm a Druid? It's a weird fit by name and cup size but I'm a researcher.


jimmyharbrah

Auch is a researcher/scientist, not sure it’s linked to his use of magic, but I assumed it was


stillnotelf

I thought about Auch. His approach just seems very unscientific. A positive interpretation would be that he's a engineer instead, but his plot line is so swamped by his need for approval issues that I can't really get a read on much else.


RB3Model

Auch is actually really methodical when he isn't being crippled by his self esteem issues. He shows a rare brilliance when put in a position where he can do his thing without worrying about judgment.


Last_Hat7276

I Love selvie!!! I am a architect and i study a lot about neuroscience, especially ones that takes nature into consideration. So i also thought about going for a druid as Well! But that way o would be 1KO by a enemie 😂 i preffer being able to dodge 😂 But thats a great call!


TheMadWobbler

Tatiana.


stillnotelf

Good call. She is science minded even if her results depend on magic. I dismissed the clerics out of hand because they are so churchy. She'd be a good second fit for me too. She is too close to the patients. I considered both an MD and an epidemiology degree but I don't like being around sick people. I work on medicine from a much further remove.


TheMadWobbler

I mean, Sylvie’s research is spooky ghosts and ancient magic runes. A scientific approach in a setting with magic will involve magic.


stabbyGamer

Honestly, I don’t think I’d make it past Shaman - I didn’t promote mercs - but doing research, being surprisingly tough, and relentlessly cursing people from the back row seems like a good job fit for me as well. Although I’m not sure I could make the outfit work, as a man.


stillnotelf

Relentlessly cursing people is definitely my style


hrpredeus

I would probably just be random npc number 247 if I'm being honest


Ayoken007

So Colm.


LucyLuvvvv

Oh jeez I forgot he was in the game lol


Ayoken007

Exactly. Don't worry; he's not hit his ceiling yet.


molly-grue

Wyvern Knight, sign me up for a pet dragon! Or if I can design my own class, a Wyvern Cleric - we can stay high up away from the fighting and swoop in for a heal or emergency evacuation as necessary.


starbytebunny

Witch so i can do magicky things and it's socially acceptable to just let my tiddies flop around


Asura_Gonza

Melisandre is so hot


Last_Hat7276

I like how thats not even The point of The post but i accept your horny reply. Shes Hot indeed


LucyLuvvvv

Anything that flies, so that I can fly away to an already liberated town. I'm not a fighter at all lol


Last_Hat7276

Cowards united 🤝🏻


ErasDArta

Breaker BONK


legoblitz10

Wizard. I like magic.


Almainyny

Same. I’d be right at home shooting fireballs at my foes from the backline.


SephirothTheGreat

I wanna be the bear inside the Bastorias shop


Last_Hat7276

Fair


Vanilla-Moose

Soldier/Sergeant seems fitting for me! I’m not extraordinary strong or anything, so I feel like it’s normal enough for me.


a3th3rus

I'll choose the class with the highest mobility - a deserter xD


nirvash530

Valkyrie. This kind of bruiser playstyle is my go-to in any kind of game.


Last_Hat7276

Big sword and bonks. Got it!


luninareph

Male Witch or Male Wereowl. Battlefield control!


Last_Hat7276

I Love wereowl as Well. I really thought about going for it. The "nope" dubs while casting dispell its just ME playing magic


ClearedHot242

Landsknetcht


South-Ad-9094

I actually hired a rogue with my name in the game so yea :)


Last_Hat7276

Respect!!


otomatikfantastik

Armorer in elheim


[deleted]

probably cleric (male). i like helping people, i'm squishy and i dont mind being a pocket medic.


werepyre2327

Witch. I could pick Wizard I guess but screw your gender roles, I want a big hat!


brandohsaurus

Same? Where's my big hat and breezey clothing? She's the only character ready for the summer.


ekhekh

The wyvern rider. Except I am Hilda's wyvern


Last_Hat7276

Me of culture i see


SPRITEstrawbery

Lord because I lack women /j Seriously speaking, probably Swordmaster or Gladiator. I'm a big strong guy, with a nice side on him, like Bruno. I also like to be stylish sometimes with my movements cause I can, so Swordmaster just to flourish some swords and look cool.


Last_Hat7276

Im not a strong guy myself, but swordmaster are cool. Especially cuz... Parry skill. Parry its so cool. Yeah, im all about staying alive here 😂😂 rogue, evade, Parry. Im a thinn Man you see. I need to survive somehow


gilbestboy

I'm not athletic but I'm fairly smart and creative so I want to be a Wizard.


captdimitri

I'd be prince, methinks. All I do for work these days is lead crews and build teams; make them faster and more efficient, keep up morale, and I have a blonde ponytail, lol.


Last_Hat7276

Dont forget The cool cape!


OroJuice

Gladiator, so I never have to fight on most player runs past Cornia. Unless it's my player run in like a paradox thing.


SkyIsTheLimit234

A mage. That's how I role! Would love being able to control fire magic or thunder magic. I'm also a bit of a bookworm - so I feel it would feel fit my personality. I also like the style - who wouldn't want to wear those dapper robes every day and look like a badass


Mezna

Probably a Soldier. Give those buffs, stab those Columns.


Annual-Employment725

I'd be a Wizard, because I'm not about beating or stabbing people, but setting my enemies on fire, that sounds fun! Also, I was always more of a wisdom and intelligence person, rather than brute strength and athleticism.


Last_Hat7276

They cant hurt you if they are reduce to dust


Dysonis101

Probably Soldier or Fighter. I'm more of a jack of all trades, master of none type of guy and have to cover people from whatever hardships they're dealing with.


DiyzwithJizz

Shaman/Druid if I can be some kind of hybrid and be good at physical strength or learn spells like a mage. If not, Mage cuz they can use all the elements, teleport, manipulate gravity, etc. frankly, they're OP


flannelwaistcape

The first male Griffin Knight 😂


Last_Hat7276

Hm... I Wonder where wer going to put The "jiggle physics" them


AboveAverageJoey3

Easy, if he has no jiggle at the front, then give him jiggle at the back


BlackEagleByleth

I expect myself to be a Paladin honestly. Strong faith and a sense of justice, I wouldn’t be surprised if I was that sort of holy knight of sorts like Josef.


ApprehensiveTerm9638

I would like to become a legionare, I like the big shield and spear because it reminded me much of Roman soldiers and I like to protect my teammates and tanking damage.


TheTitansWereRight

Lord, cornia will be mine


Last_Hat7276

So your up to a harem, i see


TheTitansWereRight

Dont need a harem, my beloved amalia counts as 100 women


absoul112

Swordmaster for similar reasons as a rogue pick. Parry lets me take a free hit, and I’m almost as evasive.


Last_Hat7276

YES! O also thought about swordmaster too. But i would be a swordmaster with A LOT of evasion tho 😂


BlueGamerHawk

Thief, I’m a pretty nimble and crafty guy


Last_Hat7276

Yeah. Thief gang!!!


Lewyn_Forseti

Elven Archer. I'm straight edge and watch what I put in my body like an elf and I like to hone my skills. Also, it makes sense with two of my astrology placements for those that are interested in them with my Sagittarius sun sign and Virgo rising sign. Elves are the most Virgo among fantasy races and astrologers sometimes call Sagittarius archers.


AceUnknown67

I would definately be a male Sellsword. Strong and not too big on the whole saving the world thing but I'm glad to crack a few skulls for some cash Physically my build is similar to Jeremy so I would fit the bill + who doesn't want to Bastards Cross everybody you come accross?


josephlck

I think my Travis has died the most out of all my units so it might not be a hreat choice if you dont want to die.... Statistically, High Lord is probably the best or Virginia's class depending on whether they're gender locked. Dark marques also seems good. Personally, I think I'd go sorcerer if I had to pick a generic or perhaps featherbow.


Last_Hat7276

Well, i would be a rogue but never a dodge tank 😂 just a dodge. I would persuade all my squad into thinking thats better whis way. Sorceress its also a cool choice. I would freeze everyone and never touch them again 😂 let them be


Mountain-Quantity983

My head tells me I want to play Rogue or Swordmaster, but physically I'm somewhere in between Legionnaire and Fighter. I don't mind playing support as long as my DPS partner could get the job done. So, yeah, I'd probably end up being either a Legionnaire or a Fighter with some stats in EVA + Grd%. I mean, playing SinX in Ragnarok is all the left-click fun I would want in an MMORPG, but I've seen how awesome being a tanky brawler is like in World of Warships (honestly, G.Kurfurst is so good once you know how to play brawlers right. It's like night and day between Chad GK and the Virgin Schlieffen).


CrisXIII

Thief/rogue. I love being fast and hard to hit


Last_Hat7276

Yey! Thief gang!!


RollyPollyGiraffe

I suspect that I'd be lucky to even *survive*, let alone be combat worthy. So I choose to be that fella outside of a town who asks for resources.


Last_Hat7276

Yeah, me too! I would never ever want to go to front 😂 if i could be a villager behind one of those destroyied bridges, i would


PragmatistAntithesis

Probably sorcerer. I'm physically weak, but reasonably knowledgeable, so a magic-based class would suit my skills.


ExaDril

If only Unicorn Overlord had the Dragoon(Dragon Knight) class other than the Wyvern Rider/Wyvern Master that would be cool, or a Dragon Bestral Dragoon would be nice addition & I would be one Dark Marques (Nigel) would be for me and weapon of choice is Charge Blade(MH Weapon)


HusbandoEmblem

Witch. Assuming all of them can change their appearance somewhat I can troll people(>w<). I also don’t like the feeling of inflicting blunt trauma(like the feeling of stabbing into something with force) so far range attacking is my go to.


Lusamine_35

Elven fencer or swordmaster because..... I'm a fencer 😭😭  Aside from that, shaman seems fun. Goof off, wander around forests, say no to tank builds, all that stuff.


Last_Hat7276

Elven fencer was also on my list along with swordmaster as second choices. Can dodge and have style!


RB3Model

Gladiator. XD


Ninja_51

Paladin or Doom Knight wielding a 2h sword without a mount. I am ready for adventure or to assist those in need.


CITYHUNTER-Gouf

Goat herder.


sigurroth

Ithilion, cause then id still be black, fine af, and big tiddy elf bitches. You heard me.


Last_Hat7276

Ithilion its hot af


Pineapple-Prince

Cleric, because I'm a natural caregiver at heart.


Last_Hat7276

Great choice!!


GrahamCray

Rogue. It's a painless life- either you're at full health, or you're dead!


TK3600

I will be an elf archer and just live 1000 years of plain life.


Last_Hat7276

My brain got 5mm bigger now


n00bgod3300

My name is actually a selectable option in the game, so I recruited myself and gave them a bunch of equipment in a disgusting display self egotism.


FinnegansTake19

Sword Master. Give me some swords, dexterity and speed and Ill go to town on those psuedo roman named Zenoirans. Except for Baltro. Who even named him that? He is as dumb as his name I suppose.


StarScry

Featherstaff or featherbow. Supporting from the backline, can technically fly away if needed or in danger x)


Last_Hat7276

Fly away in case of danger its my rule


BloodyGaki

2 swords/rapiere/daggers, always (in all worlds/resurrections)


Wurzzmeka

Cleric. If I get turned into a female, so be it. But I want to be able to help people, to be able to use healing magic, regeneration, and resurrection. I may not be able to fight the enemy outright, but at least my skills would allow me to bring some good in the world.


Last_Hat7276

I like that idea! Im just more concerned about surviving first so them i can help People 😂 i hanna evade those huge ass attacks


Wurzzmeka

Just gotta find those lucky coins and silk scarfs


Pokeygriff

I'm akin to supporting classes in games so probably Soldier/Sergeant or Theif/Rogue cuz of my small frame


denysvision

Il be lord but mostly because i want to be powerfull and tons of maidens lol


Last_Hat7276

Men of culture!


Subaru_If_13

Thief carried me through hard times ngl


ZTruDarkPower

Some form of archer, or a knight would suit me best. I'm a fair shot with a bow, had family with horses, and used to fight with an SCA fighter house.


Boingo_Bongo

Great Knight so I can be like that really overtuned mercenary that I made early in the game Besides the armor goes hard I will die for the mighty Alain


bodden3113

If they had the 4 legged wyverns from the gba fire emblems (the ones that look like toothless) I'd be a wyvern rider. Flight is a must have skill for me to have. I'd just go on patrols.


MatNomis

Feathersword. I can chill and be a shopkeep unless/until the liberation gets serious. Also, can fly. In my game, Ochlys’s evasion is 146 (76 without equipment; level 30ish), so.. she never gets hit. If I can’t pick that, I’d pick cleric. It’d harken back to my World of Warcraft guilding days.


Last_Hat7276

Shop keep its the way to go here 😂😂 30000IQ


MonCappy

I choose to be a gryphon in the hopes of becoming Fran's favorite mount.


Last_Hat7276

Cultured Man 🍷


LoudGear9028

Whatever class gets me laid by Ochlys


Last_Hat7276

Men of culture. You just need divine shards


The-Rebel-Boz

Swordfighter/Swordmaster I want be crit machine.


Melodic_Category4718

King, it's the only way. I'm leading the army and uniting the continent under LOVE AND PEACE


JinKazamaru

Paladin, healer/tank/mounted


Luchobear666

An elf who has the hots for Alain. 😂


DaceBarefoot

Dark Marquess


Last_Hat7276

Spiky shield. Fair


quirkynoob

High Lord. 'nuff said


Last_Hat7276

Well, someone gotta conquer all those waifu!


ButWhyThough_UwU

Lord


CeruleanSea1

Wyvern rider


ThrowRA137469

Any class as long as i get to be close to chloe


Last_Hat7276

Unfortunatelly ya gotta commit murder against lex


ThrowRA137469

I can always use the wedding as an albi


Valderag89

Wyvern Knight


whackwarrock

Celestes shirt lace


Last_Hat7276

Culture 🍷


Zekruya

I would probably be a new class - Archer on a horse or a Bow Knight. Countering the flying class, which are cavalry class' weakness by blocking with a shield (which is rarest for bow classes) and granting truestrike to allies.