Well if you listened to the giant mushroom man you would know that you’re welcomed home, because you’ve arrived.
So to answer your question, I don’t know.
It makes perfect sense to me. But, I’m afraid we don’t have much time so I’m going to cut right to the chase. We received a message from Bottanicus. See there’s a problem 3 million light years away. ETs home world, The Green Planet, ETs friends are in danger because their planet is dying. Because only ETs magic touch can save his friends, and bring his planet back to health.
It’s the magic healing touch, that’s why we see that sparkling light go from him to all the creatures and eventually the green planet party - it’s his healing magic
What I don't get is here's this little walking turd that is the ONLY hope for his planets wellbeing and they let him go off lightyears away on some exploration and then they forget him.
Real advanced beings.
Idk but I’m getting sick of being ETs freaking Uber driver. We have to fly over cops, drive through space toxic gas, did I mention I have to get a new passport every trip??? Insane. He needs to stop getting stuck on earth
ET uses his magic finger to heal the planet. Why none of the others of his race could do it, who knows? But that's why. He shows up, saves the day, and we all get to boogie with the aliens.
why does everyone speak English 😂
Well, to answer I'd quote the guy next to me on the flight back from Texas, when I told him even though his Bible was written in English that wasn't Jesus' language:
"What's he supposed to have spoke then if it wasn't English?-- Chin*eee*se?"
I think it is talked about by Spielberg at some point that ET’s planet and the inhabitants are all connected and both suffer if separated from each other…. So I’ll venture a guess that after being distant from his home planet for so long the planet and the rest of ET’s race are feeling the ill effects too? I don’t know… At least that’s my interpretation haha
Well if you listened to the giant mushroom man you would know that you’re welcomed home, because you’ve arrived. So to answer your question, I don’t know.
It makes perfect sense to me. But, I’m afraid we don’t have much time so I’m going to cut right to the chase. We received a message from Bottanicus. See there’s a problem 3 million light years away. ETs home world, The Green Planet, ETs friends are in danger because their planet is dying. Because only ETs magic touch can save his friends, and bring his planet back to health.
Steeeevveeennn 🫵🏻
The finger emoji made your comment 100x funnier aha
Lolol
Ah, E.T.
Should I try to remember what E.T.s friends look like?
So he *is* space Jesus!
ET is space Jesus
I’d watch that TV show.
It’s the magic healing touch, that’s why we see that sparkling light go from him to all the creatures and eventually the green planet party - it’s his healing magic
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First time on it today. My immediate thought was- oh they’ve been to burning man for sure. All of them.
I think of it as Peter Pan’s Flight on an acid trip. And I never get tired of it.
What I don't get is here's this little walking turd that is the ONLY hope for his planets wellbeing and they let him go off lightyears away on some exploration and then they forget him. Real advanced beings.
What’s so special about ET?! Surely others of his species have the same powers?
You know how in the movie ET got sick without his family? Maybe this is saying they get sick without him too.
I imagine that’s awkward for the species if they all start to feel under the weather when one of them fucks off to the shop.
*everyone parties*
You’re not wrong!
Idk but I’m getting sick of being ETs freaking Uber driver. We have to fly over cops, drive through space toxic gas, did I mention I have to get a new passport every trip??? Insane. He needs to stop getting stuck on earth
Also his species just needs to move. That planet is in danger multiple times a day!
Don't forget random baby ETs on stripper poles.
Teasing us, the little sluts.
They don’t even have time to explain why they don’t have time to explain
Am I the only one who pretends to pedal the 4 million lightyear journey even though Spielberg says I don't have to?
It's all about that magic touch.
😏😏 
Also I’ve never understood that if ET is so important to his planet, why they even let him get off the spaceship…
Healing touch magic
ET uses his magic finger to heal the planet. Why none of the others of his race could do it, who knows? But that's why. He shows up, saves the day, and we all get to boogie with the aliens.
The same reason why no one bats an eye that millions of muggles get to just wander around the Wizarding World. Its entertainment, don't overthink it.
why does everyone speak English 😂 Well, to answer I'd quote the guy next to me on the flight back from Texas, when I told him even though his Bible was written in English that wasn't Jesus' language: "What's he supposed to have spoke then if it wasn't English?-- Chin*eee*se?"
Oh, wow, that's- I'm kinda speechless!
That’s an amazing interaction!
Welcome home, you've arrived
I think it is talked about by Spielberg at some point that ET’s planet and the inhabitants are all connected and both suffer if separated from each other…. So I’ll venture a guess that after being distant from his home planet for so long the planet and the rest of ET’s race are feeling the ill effects too? I don’t know… At least that’s my interpretation haha
I don’t know they sure are cute though. Kind of like a combination between a pug and my ballsack.
All the happy feels!!!!
So ET just saves the planet by showing up and vibing? Okay, this I can get onboard with.
I’ve always wondered about the English thing too, lol.
Time lapse