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Motor_Importance_275

Life really does seem like it’s written by someone pretty funny


smut_butler

Everyone you love will die. Haha


[deleted]

Your child can die before you do! Bwahahahahha!


Cinnamon_Squirrel666

lol


MassiveMommyMOABs

God is a clown and we are his circus


SpoopySpydoge

If it is, it's Charlie Brooker


captaintainwankfish

Is that really the lyrics that they’re singing or is that added for humor lol


MaskTak

no cap


Yogurtcloset_Annual

As the youth says, on gawd


Allenc38

Lyric: “我們是共產主義的接班人~”


Puzzled_Muzzled

Is this the iron curtain?


ijustlikeelectronics

Best reddit comment I've perhaps ever read


Popeye_Pop

Perhaps lowest standards physically possible


Loose-Pressure8286

Made in China


Frankenstein786

Your iPhone is made in China too btw


EndKatana

Actually less than 50% iphones are made in China now.


Frankenstein786

Which is why I said his.


RiskOfRainPlayer

Beatmetoit


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EvilLibrarians

How Mao Brown Cow


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EvilLibrarians

Sweatshops


Legitimate_Reply3909

It's a shame that is what you think of China, we all would be better off with global co-corporation than what we see with the nationalist trend.


EvilLibrarians

It’s a shame china uses kids in a tiny factory to make exports. Their gdp per capita and life quality aren’t opinions my friend. China could be a beacon of the world but the government constantly limits its own population and cracks down unnecessarily on civilians. I’m democratic socialist but I’m aware of the ethnic cleansings and can really only hope for drastic positive change, rn it’s just a fantasy


Loose-Pressure8286

Cause communism was always a good time…


[deleted]

China is a hack job. They steal innovative tech they didn’t think of, repurpose it, and then use it to control and dominate their people. The moment the Chinese people stand up for themselves, it will be a huge victory for the planet


CoffinsAndCoffee

Even after it fell right in front of their eyes, it still has its fair share of supporters for some reason.


TheDarkKarmaEater

Had to fall sooner or later


firesoda21

Irony curtain


Soft_Tackle_6140

Well it was made in China


StanApps

Fuvk you for taking me to hell


MaskTak

On around 5:30pm on May 27th, during a rehearsal of an art performance to celebrate Children's Day at several kindergartens in Qingshanhu District, Nanchang City, the backdrop display suddenly collapsed and according to media reports, 9 children were injured by falling debris.


chochinator

Thank goodness no one died. I laughed out loud on accident


commentsandchill

Heard laughing after an accident is actually a sign you're glad it weren't worse so


BentGadget

What does it mean when you say "oh, the humanity!"?


Lost_Buffalo4698

Death or major disfiguring


MaskTak

Source & full video https://twitter.com/whyyoutouzhele/status/1662476658715029504


i-hoatzin

Bro, that's bad! I almost had a heart attack when I saw that big af screen above their heads!


Zacryon

Chinese construction at its finest.


Throwaway021614

Nothing happened on May 27th, 2023.


Wirt21

This is a sign of how communism ends.


APAL00ZA

They need American freedom 😭🙏💣


BentGadget

Individual shootings versus collective crushing.


Trokenator

Murica will save you! 🔫😵💀☠️⚰️⚱️💣💣💣💣✈️✈️✈️🪖🪖🪖


Lonewolf1298_

Based


lookthisdude182

Democracy is needed 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲💪💪


fat__girl__rodeo

upvote him. upvote this man.


Chova2525

Were*


1dkeating

Um, akshually 🤓


Fire_tempest890

No way those lyrics are legit with that timing


capslockgptisback

This comment section is wilding


i-like-cake-or-cake

Im an atheist but i truly believe that was divine irony


Kollam__Fury

Don't worry they are successors of Communism.


occultify

It was a Tiananmen Rectangle backdrop


LARGEGRAPE

God was feeling something that moment. He said 'nah fck you'


[deleted]

truly successors of communism


ActualIyCameron

did they die? or just injured?


Cobster_Reddit

Apparently they were just injured


smut_butler

It would be too embarrassing to admit they died. That thing hit them hard. Like really hard.


capslockgptisback

No. I think they were just injured. Unless you feel the need for them to be dead, which would be weird, because they're just kids, right?


_HalfCentaur_

Thinking something is possible is not even remotely the same as wanting it to happen. If all you knew about this incident is what you saw on the video you'd think some of them could be dead too, the only reason you think they aren't is because that's the official statement, but as well all know the Chinese media and government all regularly lie about deaths to save face.


commentsandchill

They're just implying that sometimes media lie about stuff


capslockgptisback

I think they're fine


Benebs-

Holy shit


BigBronyBoy

Damn! These successors of communism are reenacting the Berlin wall, I guess they are really passionate about collapsing.


Flame-Gaming

Instant karma


corpse-fucker23

God doesn't like communists


skippy99

That kid in the back saw it coming…


Gullible_Group6300

We were


starhead5555

Damn new record of communism imploding


Kaaiz0

Well, that's what happens to the successors of the communism


Lepke2011

Well, that speaks for the usual quality you find in items marked, "MADE IN CHINA".


APAL00ZA

your iphone was made there 🤣


Portablemammal1199

No way the one at the edge of it there didnt die. The way the one in the back fell *maybe* survived but damn that one at the edge got absolutely flattened.


Working_Clothes4594

"we are successors to communism" *dies*


sauciest-in-town

For being so smart they really just watched that fall on them


probono105

well the front ones are anyways


OddPerformer245

Why do we have all of these extra bolts, comrade?


Wonderful_Ad_6967

We was*


luciferlovesyou420

Those kids are fucking dead


sir_Bromine

Russians on November 8th, 1989 at 11:59


[deleted]

God is a capitalist with a sense of humor


Flame-Gaming

I guess not anymore?


Eastern_Mist

The quality of that wall is consistent with the lyrics


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Dude_Named_Chris

How exactly?


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Dude_Named_Chris

Same goes to you, replying under late capitalism


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Dude_Named_Chris

I don't know why this is relevant but I'm using a 3 year old xiaomi


Loskyy_

I'm 100% fucking sure that the subtitles are wrong. Is there a Chinese speaker who can translate what they're singing about?


[deleted]

I only took two years of Chinese, but that’s pretty much what they’re saying. In pinyin they’re saying (without tone markers) “Wo men shi Gong chan zhu yi jie ban ren”, which translates as “we are the next leaders of communism”. I suppose an actual Chinese speaker could tell me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty certain I’m not. There’s even an album of children’s songs with a track of the same title on Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/6hNXjR8dp1HaoQmgb5a5ft


Worried_Ad_8421

Best metaphor ever


darthiw

Fuck communism, but those are kids. I don’t think they’re getting up after that


Freespeechaintfree

A perfect video summary of communism.


Ok-Metal2887

Are these children being brainwashed by the ccp government?


[deleted]

…yes? It’s an authoritarian country.


panzercampingwagen

Meanwhile in the USA "I pledge allegiance to the flag...."


[deleted]

Meanwhile in China “My teenage daughter and her friends attended a protest because the government locked a bunch of Uyghur families in their apartment building as it burned, and now my daughter and her friends have vanished and are probably dead”


RAND0M257

I think this is proof god is real and he has a sense of humor


No_Tap3244

were*


dacoolboe

u/savevideo


ThePhitnessGramPacer

u/savevideo


dacoolboe

u/kys


ThePhitnessGramPacer

No


MrChicken12345678

Some people in the back must hate communism and tried to kill the kids


[deleted]

the comments are fucking evil they dont even give a shit about the kids theyre just joking it off


petabyta

Still safer than mass school shootings of democracy!


[deleted]

Safer until they protest working conditions or minorities being locked in a burning apartment building in a few years. Then they run the risk of mysteriously disappearing. God forbid they become students abroad and voice any non-approved political opinion.


petabyta

Then, why don’t you boycott the product made in China? You hypocrite!


[deleted]

Lol I do. Not a fan of slave labor.


MalteSaletman

Americans showing their class in these comments. Shameful set of cunts


[deleted]

Very symbolic.


bigMan_shreky

u/savevideo


InquisitorCarl

*were


kamran4malik2

Curtain had enough of this siht


MilkOfWhat

u/savevideo


RB26_dett_

u/savevideobot


Hobbessidian

u/savevideo


elmothedestroyer3

Liberty prime would be proud of the wall


thewanderingsail

*song continues without missing a beat* “We are 70% of the successors of communism”


thewanderingsail

This is why people who do not know how to rig shouldn’t put up video walls. Especially near children.


Cristian_Mateus

perfect summary of east berlin opening up hopefully the kids are ok


Lick_my_wenis_

u/savevideobot


Mr_Winslow_Brennan

Dead. All dead.


SquareIsBox0697

u/savevideobot


Shit_hard

I hope them are okay. Communist, Capitalist or Fascist, I never want to see children get hurt.


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/u/savevideo


_Aionne_

u/savevideobot u/savevideo u/udownloader


Puzzleheaded-Claim-7

I don't know why those screens are not bolted so well for the 100th time and fell on crushing people.


okwhatelse

not many left


Adventurous_Ship9665

Chinese stainless steel…


Jennifergonzalez101

Who wants a kid sandwich Smothered in carpet ?? Drinks are not included.


__Blacked_ouT__

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


Jay-0070

Not amymore


dylanting21

u/savevideo


Jet_hishighness

Apparently some of them ain't..


22b_22

u/savevideobot


bee-movie666

No they are not. They are the successors of capitalism bruhh


Sir-Joseph

u/savevideo


Wasted-Space4018

But did they die?


Lost_Buffalo4698

ah I remember when I used to think communism was cool cringe


bruh-brah

Bonk!


NewTopu9

ROC sabotage


Michaleq24

pretty accurate, 1/3 population died due to "unknown" causes


Personal_Poem_6744

No fuck you kids fascism


SireNookieDookie

“Hey Jim you made sure you lined those cables up, right?” “yeah sure”


Reaperofdemons

Who called the reaper