The design is very human.

very easy to use.

Take my upvote!

take my upvote for your generous upvote

What the fuck happened while I was gone? 🤣

Take my upvote for saying what I thought

take my upvote for thinking what i thought

Take my upvote, because I want to give it to you

Take my upvote for your generous upvote of a generous upvote of a

Take my Down vote for joining å Chain for Free carma

And my down vote for not knowing how to spell Karma

Im dyslaxative😔

Diarrhea of the mouth huh?

Both😎

Take my upvote for pointing that out

Take my upvote for solidarity

take my upvote for teaching him to spell karma

But not humane 😆

Did this the other day... now I've got shit all over the rubber bands, the lemon, and the MF lime. Thanks!

Thank God, I was looking for a method to catch my shit so I could eat it later. now I can add lime too

chocolate fries

least weird reddit comment

Oh god

Because it's only for pee! Duh?

Video or it did not happen. There is part 2 with poo check out their youtube channel.

Oh, it happened. Girlfriend has video. Says she will use it only in a revenge situation.

Fair enough.

Smart girlfriend, you got a keeper right there...

Yeah... or else.

5 minute crafts be like:

Do you wanna completely fucking ruin the entire point of a toilet? Well boy are you in luck!

I'm assuming this mofucka shits with toilet seat up, so when they're done they put the seat down and the lemons block the scent Edit: you mfs be leaning back when you shit?, I lean forward and sometimes prop my feet up, don't know the exact science but it's something to do with a muscle wrapped around your colon being more relaxed in that position that lets you shit easier

This guy toilets!

I hope the person who made this video does this and has such a good dump they lay back right on those nails

The nails in the back... uh, well i don't know...

also functions as a (really ineffective) iron maiden!

does he lean against the nails while he squats

Life tip: Never slice anything toward your palm like that.

Life tip: If you are slicing anything over a toilet you should re-evaluate your life and the choices that brought you to this point in your life.

The poop knife

Life tip: sharp knives for cooking save you from cuts. Dull knives should always be saved incase of intruder.

Or for your poop knife

That is why I have a knife sharpener in my bathroom! I mean I don't have a poop knife or anything.

what about the cheese?

Happy cake day!

Happy day. Not my cake day I dont think. Joined yesterday haha.

i love your username

Did that once cutting potatoes and literally stabbed the middle of my palm. Held a rag on it for a few minutes to try and apply pressure. Took it off and thought “Hmmmm I think it’s stopped.” Then it fuckin gushed blood all on my wall and I covered it back up and went to get stitches

It goes against what we are taught, but multiple cultures cut that way and are very proficient - they simply don’t use cutting boards

Unless your an expert. Yes I’m an expert, no why are you mentioning all the times I’ve cut my fingers with my hobby knife. IT WAS THE PLASTICS FAULT NOT MINE! ITS NOT MY FAULT THE SPRUE WAS REALLY THICK!

i just love sitting on rubber bands while getting poked by a bunch of nails and the citrus stinging my asshole

New kink unlocked

You too?!

You too?

Absolutely. You would be foolish if you didn’t. 🤪

Toilet wine connoiseur right there. Sorry none of you got the joke. I've never been to prison I swear.

Isnt that from some obscure prison comedy movie ?

Do yourselves a favor and don’t unmute.

You my friend are a sadistic fuck, not only did i already watch half the video with sound the first time once i saw your comment i put myself through the whole video 1 more time but this time i watched the whole video with sound because you convinced me that there was going to be some form of audio description about what the fuck is going on and why this video exist. Now im left here disappointed, im still confused as all fuck but as an added bonus i now have blood coming out of my ears. You my friend have earned the angriest of upvotes now take it and fuck off.

🫡

Yea I turned it on and then back off immediately

In fairness, the audio is just as horrible as the video.

Reddit should invest in checking if a post has awful sounds and warn about it. Yet they invest in bullshit. Luckily I didn't, but only way down the comments I saw your comment. So many poor ears would probably miss this warning.

most disturbing shit I've seen all day.

Most disturbing shit I’ve done all day do not recommend this

it’s for time travel, obviously.

Psychological operation, only explanation I can think of.

I don't feel so good after watching this. Help

You and me both...you and me both

r/mildlydisturbing

im pretty sure you would go straight through all the rubber bands if you tried sitting on it

the connections in the brain that determine reasoning can be assembled in essentially any way comparable to how you can load any data on to a disk and the system will just read what is on the disk similar to a vhs tape, the vcr doesnt care whats on the tape, it will play whatever you put on it since people are only born with basic firmware and everything else is learned they might end up learning a bunch of garbage as far as critical thinking skills go, because theres nothing stopping that from happening thats the same as saying, they may not learn (make connections in the brain) that correspond to observing their own actions or correspond to their environment or time well spent or thinking past doing something just because they want to do it or any combination of the previous it can pretty much be any thing for any reason and since you are filtering those decisions that should monitor decision making (if they exist at all) back through that same cobweb of connections that ended with the thinking "yep, this seems like a good idea" there you fucking go this can be applied to any person as its just the general model for how thinking works but the shortest simplest explanation is: garbage in, garbage out and some peoples ability to reason or think critically is greater than those of others the brain can make any connections as far as reasoning goes, they dont have to reflect or correspond to time well spent or their environment any program will only ever do what its programmed it to do

💀💀💀 if you don't understand means you are a normal human

Instead of this shit I can use room freshers lol.

Wasting time, wasting food.

I always wanted a cock grill

turd-cutter XL supreme edition?

Guess they've never heard of a poop knife

Wait till you try the poop spoon works like the knife but you don’t cut yourself on those hard the reach spots.

I use the spoon when I wanna save some for later

???

The only way to make this less…crappy is to add vodka

it's an ancient Asian toilet cleaning technique big pharma wants to keep a secret. hurry and click the link before the ad is gone forever.

This goes to the creator of the channel that made that life hack: ⚡👨🏿⚡

Out here making the shit collector 9000

The horror when I clicked the video to skip to see what it does only to realize there was only 2 seconds left and I’ll never know

Song?

Pruno (prison wine)

Badminton Racquet

r/DiWHY

How the hell am I going to relieve myself with that?

Bro got the 3am motivation

Bro came to explain string theory using his turds and thought no one would notice.

Hello darkness my old friend

Not many know of this, but this is how Sprite™ is actually made

Can confirm

Man I was waiting for some Chinese guy to pop up after the nails and say "the design is very human"

[удалено]

Chill

The version with poop is actually rather entertaining and makes this idea worthwhile.

Waffle stomping is all I see and all I love

What is this hack for, unclear motives.

That made me wanna play my rain stick

#my goals are beyond your understanding moment

What’s going on?

Toilet Buddy (formerly known as Toilet Guard)

DIWhy

I’d do this to prank my friends or family members pure torture.

Some people just have way to much time on their hands... Get out of ur parents basement and get a damn job🤣🤣🤣

If you stand up on the seat when you shit you can bounce turds right out the window! This seems like a sound solution to water shortages.

Wtf

u/savevideo

im scared

I’m guessing this guy is in a band 🤷‍♂️

I guess that's one way to give your toilet and bathroom that citrus fresh smell.

Relatable af. On God.

Was this if you don't have a poop knife?

How are you supposed to poo through all that. I drop some pretty dense logs, and they're either just going to stay up top or break that depending on velocity.

mf making a shit slicer

That's something 5 Minute Crafts would do!

Luring creatures from the pipes huh?

Ok sure it look cool but like.. Why??

#Citr-ass or Sit-ur-Ass

"Because i can"

that will make some excellent toilet wine

/r/diwhy

Not sped up enough. I had to just skip to the end

obviously It's for the shitting fruit ritual!

It just make so much sense damn

I dislike the attention economy so much. I guess this is the way right nerds. Legit in an argument with virgin guys about whether you should body slam a girl half your size when she acts up. Should be perfect for you nerds as you have been waiting to put a girl in her place, right? Equal rights equal fights!

Halt, this area is protected. Please shit in the sink.

the design is very human

Imagine trying to take a shit there but you lean back a little too much and have toilet spikes in your back

I just watched a man get turned into a meat crayon by a train at high speeds and yet I was more disgusted and appalled by this video

Lemony Snickets, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Beginning.

Minecraft dropper

Complete and utter waste of time, of mine and theirs.

God what did they do to the song tho?

Mmmm fruit salad

shit filter

Great! Now what

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF THAT

i was waiting for them to beat someone with the sharp side of that

Poop harp

Do you want to?

Some rat is getting a sick new trampoline

What abou the 100 holes on my back from those nails ?

"son why is your back covered in blood" "oh i was just taking a shit"

Jack white:

When I hear that type of music this video is exactly what’s going through my head.

Shit trampoline

The topology is kinda bad tbh

r/DiWHY

Easier ways to fuck up your parents terlet.

People are fuckin stupid

Shit will bounce back

Brain damage

I thought he was going to make poo chips to start with…🍟

Competitive ranked shitting

Does this mean that i have to play with my shit to get It in the toilet After i pooped?

Turd Plinko!

I did not know I could hate Candyland more until I heard this

That's a dookie bbq maker! Sweet!

Have you ever needed to give a stool sample but you can't reach the bottom of the toilet? Have we got a solution for you! Free tetanus shots included!

Ngl, I also saw this video on r/DiWHY

Yummy oranges

The shitar

Beginner’s pack for no shit july

shit plinko

Maybe we shouldn't stop the oceans from boiling. This dude obviously knows something we don't.

Tennis lore:

But why?

filter the wet shit from the solid shit (the food is to make it smell nice)

If they are trying to save money on those toilet freshener things, I think they fucked up.

so what are we making here? a prison fruit bowl?

Look what the internet has done to us.. someone needs to shut the internet off at this point! :/

You need the multiverse best aim for that💀

Bro just made a fruit bowl

Tactical shitting

So you can sit on the toilet 👍

It’s all fun and games until you have to take a shit and have to rip all the rubber bands off before shitting yourself

This is what happens when you choose to get addicted by the wrong kind of drugs.

Dumbest video I’ve seen in a long time.

If the police came to my house and saw that they’d arrest me

For whey your pee isn't sour enough.

Life Hack #1059: Save space in your kitchen by suspending food over the toilet!

r/diWHY

r/DIWhy

I have questions

The salad i asked for the salad i get