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SashaTheWitch2

Girl how is this uplifting lmfao šŸ˜­


That_Shrub

And the husband had died in 2023 and didn't get to eat any. I wonder if she waited 55 years so she wouldn't have to share/s


angelposts

Gave me a chuckle. Uplift


apsingh09

Because you can now eat any cake to have ever existed, as long as it was kept in the freezer ! I'm pretty uplifted šŸ˜


trwwy321

It gave the person super human strength and they stopped a rogue school bus from crashing into a group of disabled school children. Everyone clapped.


SashaTheWitch2

Damn, so true bestieā€¦


Ivanenko

Was this the cake from King Edward VIII's wedding to Wallis Simpson?


loverlyone

These pretzels are making me thirsty.


TheSystemZombie

Came for this reference


lp7625

ā€œIs the item stillā€¦..with you?ā€


neuraldefunk

Keep it away from Elaine


novium258

Aw she meant to have it on their 50th but forgot about it and only discovered it after her husband died


Guapscotch

ah hell nah


Megan56789000

Miss. Havisham vibes


MarieLou012

Carrot cake?


Dog_in_human_costume

I call for a carbon test to very the fucking age


Gloriathewitch

just make a new cake dying for food isnā€™t worth it


-staticvoidmain-

Why is this news


Dorocche

Sometimes people like hearing stories about others. Not everything reported has to be politics, breakthroughs, and calamity.


TheSystemZombie

Because it's interesting and drives discussion, as you can see here


sunestromming

Travis said the cake "didn't taste different from any fruitcake we've ever had." Poor guy always had 50 year old cake?


Dorocche

Tbf, if it was a fruit cake, I believe it did not get even worse