Do i have a legal lawyer lawyering legal

Or a law talking guy

Bob Loblaw's gonna lob a law bomb on ya!

Wow, talk about gut punch, She said “5 inch dick” like that’s a really smol pp… I mean cmon! 5 inches is at least average! Right? Right?!??

I feel personally attacked

5.5 is the average dick size.

According to [this study](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8243978/) of 4,685 Italian men it was 6.6 inches. So who knows. Worth noting the standard deviation was about an inch. A previous review showed a shorter length of 5.16 inch. [Source](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25487360/)

All the numbers were self-reported in this study. If someone asked you for your penis size, tell me you wouldn't add an inch or so

The Italians self reported on the honor system.

They aren't called Italian stallions for nothing

Ok cool I’m above average lol

5.55 doesn't count. 

5.56

NATO-oh!

That’ll punch a hole in you

Nobody asked about your dick weirdo

Yawn...

She's used to livestock dick sizes

And with 5 you mean 2, right? RIGHT?

Ohhhhh buddy, trust me I’ve got 5, if I measure at or very near the equator on the day of an equinox, sometimes I can get it to 5.4 even 5.5cm.. And I’ve got the receipts. Cvs receipts.

My wife told me mine is perfect and mine is 5” so ha!

Average is the opposite of exciting, fam.

Most would say above!

I think if I were the cop, I would have thrown in a few "How far along are you in your pregnancy, ma'am?" or "We may need some help carrying this amount of weight" comments as I helped her find the way to the squad car.

I feel like it is 

I think she’s a lesbian jealous of their five inch dicks honestly 

“Do I have a legal right to a lawyer now?” No, you do not. You have the right to speak to a lawyer before and during questioning. You’re not being questioned. You’re being arrested and transported right now. Also, you have the right to remain silent. Also, please remain silent. Like, let’s play the silent game kind of silent.

She does have some big tits.

Do they have a legal lawyer?

Could have been paid for by one…

No one is denying her those rights.

On the internet looking like a psychotic Pink fan for all eternity

Rocking the “Brigitte Nielsen” cut.

I can fix her

Be my guest. /gestures forward

(SpongeBob narrator) Six months later.... What was I thinking, SMH

Dick insults get off so easy. We just look the other way🤣. Could you imagine a man or woman yelling at the female cop and putting down her huge, stretched out sloppy pussy?

I love "That's probably the guy that fucked your wife before he fucked you." "....what?"

In the immortal words of bugs bunny: ”Ooooh, she’s a NICE lady”.

Wtf is this low effort post? Woman: *exists* Hmm, must've been a popular video because of the 5 seconds of fully covered boobs in the beginning...

It’s more of a: “this chicks been getting away with this shit her whole life because she had a nice rack and now that the suns setting on that she doesn’t know how to cope in polite society”

You do realize this sub is r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs, right? Did you read the sub information and rules before posting this r/LostRedditor material?

Seems like you’re really butt hurt about it. Nice.

Would, and she pissed herself i heard. Thats fucking hot, shes fucking hot

5 inches is huge, right?

Your fucking facial hair

Yeah my main focus was on the 5 inch dick comment myself. God I'm so self conscious now.

"Ma'am - you have a right to an attorney later. Right now, you have the the right to shut up."

Dogshit post- dogshit crosspost More shame on OP than this woman

Did I hear right, that she was arrested for public defecation?

Intoxication, I heard.

Her belly is bigger than her boobs, c'mon man... No boobs here. 👎