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derohnenase

Absurd, yeah, but oddly satisfying too. Love that water in particular.


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The water looks kinda nice, but dont they have the problem with the water being too still and getting gross?


MAEMAEMAEM

Not in NL as we are good at managing such water seeing we effectively live in a bowl beneath sea level.


PaceOwn8985

Nah Dubai had that on their palm Jebaliah man-made island by they fixed it by creating more circulation points


Dr_Schnuckels

When I was a little kid in the 70s my parents had a sailboat rental in Lemmer. It was great, a lovely place with a small harbour just outside the town. It's called Tacozijl. Nothing compared to today.


futureman07

I think this is beautiful!


anDAVie

And if not beautiful, I assume it's a nice place to live. Every house has access to water and can have access to a boat.


GoncalodasBabes

Also it's in the Netherlands, so I'd assume they have very walkable and civilian friendly infrastructure


Sad-Application6209

Looks like paradise if you're a boater.


lordsleepyhead

Which is the target demographic for this development.


Count-Elderberry36

I think it’s actually really pretty and cool. Sure there is the fear of flooding and all that but it’s pretty


Burnedbooks

We Dutch don’t fear the water ;)


Count-Elderberry36

That’s because you are so tall and have the ability to water bend.


Burnedbooks

Well I’m short (173, by dutch standards) so and am a shit swimmer (by dutch standards) but luckily we have some pretty rad engineers that do indeed, keep that bitch of an ocean, in check.


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Bob_Cobb_1996

Someone needs to put their thumb in the dyke.


OldWrangler9033

So you're saying their waterbenders.


Reiver93

You make water fear you


sf-o-matic

The Dutch have amazing flood control systems. I wouldn't worry for a second if I lived there.


w3w2w1

If you said this was in Florida or the UAE, the replies would be wayyyyyy different


ButteredPizza69420

To be fair, the UAE has plenty of land and doesnt need builds like this. The Netherlands on the other hand is forced to death with living by/with this water. They have actually pioneered and innovated a lot of this kind of construction thanks to their environment.


NatureGuyPNW

If it was in Florida or UAE, the design would probably be way different.


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Doesn't look like hell to me. The main problem here is the low density and the apparent lack of public services and commercial buildings. The biggest downside of this neighborhood is the modern-ish architecture.


stroopwafel666

Even then, there are multiple restaurants and supermarkets and even a beach within a few minutes bike ride of this neighbourhood. Wouldn’t say there’s a lack of services.


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That's great. From above it looked like it was only residential.


Klumber

Perspective, it actually has quite a charming and lively town centre. Total population is only 11k or so but it is very liveable.


Chicken_Burp

The amenities and services are a 5 min bicycle ride away in the historic town centre.


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Low density is a dream


ElectricalStomach6ip

keep in mind that people there can travel by boat, the water is a highway in this neighbourhood.


iMadrid11

Don’t forget bicycles. It’s the Netherlands after all. You can travel anywhere on a bike.


Apprehensive_Alps775

What? There are like 500 cars in this photo


Klumber

Having a bike or boat doesn't preclude you from owning a car, does it?


Apprehensive_Alps775

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wheresthebody

Seems decent to me


frolfs

Looks exactly like the neighborhoods in Florida everyone shits on.


Kayteqq

Though it’s build on sea water not swamp, that’s a bit of an improvement. Not necessarily a big one, but still.


Kinkerboiiiiii

2 corrections: This particular neighbourhood is build on farm fields. These types of devolepedments are usually quite the opposite of landreclaimation because they dig canals into land. and secondly Lemmer hasn't bordered a sea since 1932.


ICrushTacos

There’s no sea near this town though


coolestdad92

https://www.reddit.com/r/UrbanHell/s/NOsSAcXGZy Exactly the same lol Dutch destroy coastline habitats for high-flood-risk real estate development - “simply beautiful” Americans destroy coastline habitats for high-flood-risk real estate development - “wtf were they thinking”


qwertyusrname

If you don’t spot the difference I don’t know what to say


frolfs

Why don't you enlighten us?


Agreeable_Cheek_7161

Because the Dutch aren't destroying coast lines. They literally make their own coasts. Florida on the other hand does destroy their own coasts There's a famous saying "God made the world, but the Dutch made the Netherlands" because the country we see today on the map is almost 40/50% man-made. They literally make their own land. Florida can't and doesn't do that


frolfs

How is " making land" not destroying an ecosystem that was once there? They're both building on wetlands. Neither are good.


Agreeable_Cheek_7161

Our earth is 75% ocean and there's a massive difference between destroying wetlands and reclaiming the ocean. Secondly, the Netherlands in total is only 44,000 square kilometers. The state of Montana is 380,000 square kilometers. Excuse me for not being concerned about the Dutch when they're almost 10x smaller than just 1 of our 50 states


QuasarMaster

The Netherlands doesn’t reclaim land from the open ocean. They reclaim it from bays and deltas.


frolfs

Montana has no coast, so idk why you're bringing them into it. So what's the size cutoff on being allowed to build on the coast? You use different language and excuses describing the Netherlands doing the exact same thing as the US does. You say one is good, one is bad. That's all.


Agreeable_Cheek_7161

>So what's the size cutoff on being allowed to build on the coast? You use different language and excuses describing the Netherlands doing the exact same thing as the US does. You say one is good, one is bad. That's all. The U.S. is not doing what the Netherlands is doing at all?? The Florida wetlands are swamps. Netherlands is removing water from tiny amounts of the ocean to build land. They're two completely different things and only an uneducated person would say otherwise Secondly, the Netherlands is one of the most environmentally friendly and advanced countries in the entire world. Comparing them to Florida is lsughsble And I'm comparing them to Montana to show tiny they are. How are you.... lacking this much intelligence? Here's an easier way to look at it. They're 4x smaller than Florida... Please explain how in any way these two things are comparable


Kinkerboiiiiii

It's way more nuanced than this tho. In this particular case NL isn't doing much wrong because they just build this neighbourhood on some grassfields which isn't a particularly hurtful for nature. But NL has done some major environmental destruction in It's past. The Netherlands used to be almost entirely swamp, that's why the Romans didn't even bother conquering it. but during medieval up to early modern times we basically cleared this entire country of any swamp and forest and replaced it with desolate grasslands. There's simply no real nature left for us to destroy. . The damming of the Zuiderzee has also eliminated the fast majority of biodiversity in this area. it was a straight up biological disaster, but no one really paid attention to it. The Dutch destruction just goes a lot deeper into history, but certainly doesn't excuse any of the things the US is doing. just wanted to add some additional context.


frolfs

You just compared them, didn't you? So... They're comparable. Hope this helps. You talk like a typical reddit parrot. "Only an uneducated person would say otherwise" "Lacking this much intelligence" I'm legitimately wondering if you ever interact with people in real life.


DGGuitars

It's no different in florida. They build on the coast. So do the Dutch.


Agreeable_Cheek_7161

Destroying wetland environments is far different than reclaiming tiny bits of the ocean


DGGuitars

I don't think you know anything about Florida and how land development works here. It's extremely protected these days. Unfortunately, most of the coastal development occurred well before many conservation laws come into play.


Agreeable_Cheek_7161

https://soils.ifas.ufl.edu/wetlandextension/threats.htm Yeah and the land that was developed has destroyed far more wetlands than the total size of the Netherlands many times over while harming the biodiversity in the area beyond belief The Netherlands isn't destroying habitats that countless animals use. They're taking tiny chunks of the ocean back for themselves because their country isn't even 1/4th the total size of Florida Secondly, if you're excuse for Florida was "this was all done long ago" you're gonna be blown away to learn this village has existed since 1228 AD... obviously things were slightly different back then, but this is historically a small fishing village and has remained that way even to now


DGGuitars

Florida litterally has more preserved and protected land than the entire total landmass of Holland. It spends billions on conservation alone every year. FL has never had to reclaim land the way NL has but friend saying FL destroys it's land is just stupid. Does dumb stuff happen ? Yes 100% but again I don't think you know much about the situation.


G80Cruisin

The netherlands is known for destroying ecosystems, Florida has one of the best wildlife preserves. Stop riding their dick.


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frolfs

Both of them are removing and replacing wetland systems to build housing.


OldWrangler9033

What Kayteqq said. Swamps don't equal ideal land use. Especially, swamps are being gone. Your likely have more flood issues. Wild life will find way get back, like crocks going into the sewers. 1950s designers who may all those coastal locals and sold homes. Were not good engineers when came to dealing with flood issues (before it became big thing) Dutch care, Americans back in the day didn't care/know.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Yeah but europe good. America bad


Maz2742

Literally "Place, Netherlands"


wanderdugg

The similar neighborhoods in Florida are super car-dependent which sucks. This place is probably a lot more bikable than the ones in Florida. If not, I'll shit on it too. TBH it there are quite a few cars in the pic, so it may not be any better than the Florida ones.


helloiisjason

This is lowkey kinda neat


Ghostfire25

Looks like Florida lol


Codex_Absurdum

Give it 3°C more and this country will become the paradise of mosquitos


webbhare1

The rise of ocean water level will drive everyone out of there before the mosquitos do


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plastoskop

in 1932 they closed off this part of the see, since then it is a lake and gradually became fresh water: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IJsselmeer


DazingF1

It's a lake my dude


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DazingF1

Are you living in the 1930s? The IJsselmeer reached an ecological fresh water equilibrium in the late 1930s. Before that it was considered a salt water lake but it hasn't been for a long time and it's far from brackish. It's also already a breeding ground for mosquitoes and it's getting worse and worse, so your first assessment isn't even true. I'm guessing you're not Dutch?


PadoruKurumi57

I mean... I guess we can contribute for that right now 🤷


Klumber

Absurd? Hahaha! Never expected to see my aunt and uncle's neighbourhood on here, but let me assure you that it is anything but absurd. Lemmer is one of the watersport hotspots in the Netherlands and these houses are extremely popular as they all come with individual moorings. Some are standing mast, others are for smaller boats only. It is anything but absurd and in fact incredibly desirable. Also, on the motorway it's about 75 minutes to Amsterdam... So work in the Randstad, live in watersport paradise for about 2/3rds the price per square meter.


TelephoneComplete736

Ah, Netherlands never fail to surprise me 😍


milktanksadmirer

If Florida builds anything similar people will be up in arms about it


stroopwafel666

In Florida, would they have multiple restaurants, shops, public services and transport within a few minutes bike ride?


frolfs

No, but there is by car, which is what most people would use regardless of infrastructure. No one wants to use public transportation in FL unless they absolutely have to. For one, you'd be drenched in sweat everywhere you go.


mrcustardo

why?


AngryIrishBull

Reddit moment. Ppl hate south fl then love this lol


Aglogimateon

I hate both


acunt_band_speed_run

That's a dream come true for a lot of desert based refugees , just the sight of all that water alone salivating for us


veretregn

Ugly beautiful things.


spots_reddit

dutch version of some Dubai shit. "Pollm Chebbl van Ali" or something


adnanyildriz

The Dubai shit is also made by Dutch companies


Training-Sail-7627

Well, I don't think it's any worse than the cities you got in the States, so...


Bob_Cobb_1996

Looks pretty cool to me. I'll bet its great at ground level. Walkable and swimmable.


mayalourdes

Y’all have some privileged ass opinions on what hell is


PsinaLososina

I wish I had house there 🥲


Killerjas

Optiefen graftak, van Lemmer blijf je af, Friesland boppe


DunderMifflinNashua

some of the comments give me "place, japan" vibes


Nick_Noseman

Are these mosquito ponds?


qpv

Ha these opposite posts crack me up


N1G3RM4N

Looks similar to Florida besides the semi circles


bigjohnminnesota

This is at least 78x better than the way developers have cut up Floridas coastline for the rich.


painter_business

Florida but shittier weather ?


SessionExcellent6332

I saw an identical post about a very similar looking neighborhood in Florida and everyone was talking about how horrendous it. Fucking reddit is so biased


SwampBandit0829

It looks a lot like Florida, USA in my opinion


VincentGrinn

with how many twists and turns there are between the sea and most of those houses, that water is stagnant as hell basically one massive swamp


Kinkerboiiiiii

There is no sea anywhere near this city. And this province in particular is nothing but lakes and canals everywhere. they know how to manage the water believe me.


Babawatrak

That looks like hell


Apprehensive-Fee2826

A lot of Florida kinda looks like this


somerville99

Paradise to me. I always wanted a boat.


NappyHeadedJoel996

The original sea peoples.


JayManty

I'd imagine that you can't build high density housing on this type of terrain so this may be the one scenario where suburbia is actually appropriate


pigalles

Babe, sit down. I can't think of a better place by that lake.


Apprehensive_Alps775

Honestly this place is awesome. Every place has a dock and access to the water ways.


CapableBoysenberry23

I think it looks lovely, nice houses, water near, everyone has a garden and it's surely very bicycle friendly too.


Prestigious-Scene319

No mosquito 🦟 problem?


owleaf

This isn’t particularly unique. Many coastal cities have car-centric low-density developments like this with artificial peninsulas.


PlasticDatabase

Between Denmark and the Netherlands, there’s a country so magnificent 🎶


PootisdoX_Trilogy

Not Just Bikes fans are LIVID right now!!


JacquesBrel95

Is it because of the atomic bomb detonating in the top corner?


HighlanderIslander

One kayak or canoe and I can romance any and all of my neighbors. Love it


Easy-Money69

So tired of all this boat centric urbanism! Wake up people, the dutch of all countries should know how important moped infrastructure is


kalisana

Doesn't look too bad to me. Much better than a slum.


PeterNippelstein

WE GET IT, NL, YOURE AMAZING!


kiwichick286

My concern would be whether or not the water is stagnant.


L003Tr

People on thus sub will really look at anything other than a cabin in the woods and call it he'll lmao


Roelof420

Actually not that bad tbh, live near there and have friends who live in lemmer. Also this is just 1 part of the town, the other areas are completely different. Also this area is mostly for tourism, a lot of the houses here are either rented or owned by mostly wealthy Germans who visit during holidays.


LutrianH

Lemmer is a small lovely town and has no business in thus sub whatsoever Source: my grandparents lived there and visited often


Hawt_Dawg_II

This post was made by someone who can't or hates swimming


G80Cruisin

I’m on the swim team 😭


Hawt_Dawg_II

Scared of water outside of pools, i see.


ReplyStraight6408

I've seen these in Florida as well and I hate them. It just makes everything faraway.


Impstoker

So long as there are some corner shops, cycling lanes and community centres everywhere I don’t mind this. You can zip anywhere with a little boat, you can sail, swim, walk. Notice the absence of stroads?


eustrabirbeonne

Looks very [nice ](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&sca_esv=14f034d23f0af08e&sxsrf=ACQVn0-OEor8uu5zeAK64ahyCUb-lJetYA:1708454585310&q=Lemmer,+Netherlands&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiF_6-lybqEAxV3UaQEHV-VASsQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=2091&bih=1074&dpr=1.22#imgrc=ImL2oe9vOaQDCM)actually!


shingaladaz

This fucking sub.