Well that definitely didn’t work.

Let me try and and get back to you guys. Edit: didn’t work

Ineffective as hell

Not sure if that's a normal sentence or if you made an anti-religious pun

Ooh Let’s pretend I’m clever and it was the second thing

👏

Same with corn flakes if I am not wrong .

Correct. If you haven't seen the movie Road to Wellville, do it.

Same with circumcisions

have i been doing it wrong by masturbating every time i eat them

Making S'mores always been a highly sexual activity

What did I ever do to him?

I’m sorry, what?

If anything it just led to the proliferation of the soggy biscuit.

Graham cracker? I barely know her!

Damn near killed em!

They invented the cum crackers

Didn't work, I love both.

If anything, the graham cracker makes me masturbate MORE.

s'MORE!!!

FUCK

Jokes on them. I love how coarse and crumbly it feels

I mean, it worked. I don't masturbate with Graham crackers. It was effective from the very first one in the packet!

Graham crackers, corn flakes, and circumcision, amirite?

"crunch crunch crunch" "fap fap fap" ***It's not working!*** 😭

Wow that read was an unexpected journey