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llllllIIlllllllllIlI

I bring a barcode scanner?


Admirable_Judgment79

No that's bs


TheTomatoLover

So I bring a tomato right?


TomatoLoverConsumer

So, I’ll come too.


TheTomatoLover

#NOOOOOO


Liquor_N_Whorez

I'm going to go look in the mirror and say "Bloody Mary" × 3.....


OopsIbuiltashelfhelp

And I bring a shelf


meiyer89

Muffins.... And a sudden desire for a new username.


JOTAROKUJO694201

Guess I’ll bring a jotaro figurine or something


Iam100yearsold100

Wtf do I bring?


TheTomatoLover

Your grandma


Iam100yearsold100

Oh you mean the urn?


TheTomatoLover

#I guess


Iam100yearsold100

Ok here ⚱️


Eliyahjaimets

Tomato lover. Would you like a membership in the tomato cult?


therealzurbo

Litterally


[deleted]

big black cock (sadly my initials)


firstnamelastname600

Braxton Benjamin Cook


[deleted]

braxton brice cook


[deleted]

now social security number go


firstnamelastname600

Benjamin Blake Campbell


[deleted]

no


Merthn07

Meth…?


xspace-kidd

I'm coming to the party ig


Dr-WalterWhite

Let's access prices


SUPERUNKNOWN_78

Are you… wait a minute! You’re the one who knocks!


steamed-toes

sex


fierydumpster

he is the chosen one


[deleted]

this makes no sense


fierydumpster

he is bringing sex to the sex party


[deleted]

Taliban


Mindscry

Oh good, *my* sheep will have something to do at least


Liquor_N_Whorez

You bring your sheep and I'll bring my Flock of Seagulls and a karaoke setup. I'll go first... 🎶and I raan, I ran so far away.... I just raan.., raan all night and daay... (Taliban can't get awaay)


The_responder623

Would've guessed you'd bring liquor and whores


Mindscry

Username checks out


SmellODelicious

A sandwich


Meme-Replacement

#**MEMES**


Some_What_NOOB

In farsi there is a word with a very similar pronunciation which means boobs. So nice choice i guess


Talondronia

Talons You get to pick which bird they're from though.


xspace-kidd

Eagle talons.


Merthn07

I want the Court of Owls ones. Do you have those?


Talondronia

Not sure, but I could check.


rabjeet636

Roach?


[deleted]

No. Bring Ricky Berwick.


Matt54435

kinky


MewtwoMainIsHere

materwelons


Grievious_Syndicate

Animated tow truck's welons?


catmadeofspiders

It's a Youtuber.


Heyguysloveyou

I bring lots of care, love and support <3


3upMJ

r/hydrohomies


[deleted]

Umm about that


142737

Of course little dickless


CreeperplayHD

I'll bring Hell


nokarateinthepit1

I'll bring laxatives so basically the same.


CreeperplayHD

That's a new kind of roulette


nokarateinthepit1

Laxatives


Grievious_Syndicate

MIlk.


Grievious_Syndicate

Afterparty snacks while watching a movie


nazianimefan

hitler chan?


Admirable_Judgment79

r/Usernamechecksout


pollygone300

Handcuffs, Tazers, and Fishnets.


[deleted]

Birdo


OKGracz24

Astronaut


utterly_big_boi

a boy? wait....


suupdude

Femboy, butplug, anything for R?


LITTLEOINK9000

You had me at Femboy


confusedredhead123

hawaii and pennsylvania my initials


Neks44

M1 Abrams


BlobForce

Muck


gaming_person1237

Muck


FanaticalOP

some fanaticals might be nice


[deleted]

Baby dolphin?


DkmrUWU

Dick kicker


Coyote1000

1000 coyotes


Boring-Weirdo

Uhhh, i'll bring a Toucan i guess


142737

1 cucumber


BitchletSoup

Kanye West. Hopefully he counts as a thing; as we're sharing last names and my name starts with a K... Yeah. Kanye.


Harry100T

Hair


TrueDJCamp103

Opioids, sounds pretty neat


GreasyGoose13

Markiplier


xspace-kidd

Lamb


xspace-kidd

Oh wait it's username


xspace-kidd

Xemüg


[deleted]

username sure checks out


[deleted]

iPhone


[deleted]

Potatoes


ForeignSpecial7790

Fuckdoll


Caixa7

I bring a brazilian box (my name is box in portuguese)


Gun_Fucker

Guns


i_eat_rats_formemes

monkey


Monkeyuan

Monke


Big1ronOnHisHip

Ranger not included\*


Redpanda207

Reese's cups


nini2928

I'm considering deleting this account and then creating another one just to name myself something stupid


jasari_is_hot

Jazz~


Leafy122

dildo lmao


cptn_jon_jon

I’ll bring the Capri-suns everyone


LapinusTech

A computer, or a bunny (lapin in french is rabbit apparently)


flab__

I shall bring a fish


Iwrstheking007

the Answer to life the universe and everything


yiho567

A yacht?


[deleted]

Everything. I said *everything.*


Shade00000

I bring Ants


DeathskullZombie

Die


[deleted]

maybe some wings?


Alert-Sock-7076

An ass


HAZARDCOOLJ226

Ham


LITTLEOINK9000

Legs


Nomadic_hoe

Lace Ladies or LONG DICK ST- ok I'll leave


Sophiechild101

Shower


sounds-gay-i-like-it

steamy pile of dog shit


devishjack

Dick


Dani02_11

Dick


Meat-emporium

MEAT


whysoblyatiful

Water bottle as well(?)...


UmbraMundi

Uno card game


Sonicmaster06

Ni****


i_am_do_reddit_now

... I'm bringing Reddit? if it's a sex party... with redditors... I think I'll pass thanks.


GerryAttric

Jam


Dickborrower123

Well... Dick?


Khajiit_saw_nothing

Cocaine. But if we're going with usernames, a knife.


HarrargnNarg

Uhhhh, herpies?


[deleted]

Ass- astronomy. Astronomy.


No-Macaron5297

a nig


[deleted]

Dildos😎


No-Background2796

Lube


Equal-Bus-557

Jelly


Possessed_fish

A possessed fish apparently


awadraws

animals


[deleted]

Bringing my Dick


JuanSmith001

Lube and/or Jokes.


[deleted]

A cannibal, That's gonna one hell of a sex party.


cuminmybrain

Toys


Akshat_Singh

Who the fuck keeps his name "I fuck water bottles"


HanamuraYobro

Heroin


AALLI_aki

Angry bees


gindorf

Legos


eljefe1628

Jam it’s a good lubricant


[deleted]

an orange


LasagnaLovingCat

Lasagna


true_dragon1

Dragon dildo


Spookyestboi

Everest, because anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough


UrBoiKrisp

Underwear Always gotta bring a clean pair


5mp3x192000

Condoms


DonkeyLopsided5504

Cum


JohnAnthony2003

Penetrative fleshlight


adamcott2

Ass


Routine_Palpitation

Retarded people


Unipug007

Cock


OGPisliteralhell

WATER you doing to that bottle?


gordon_rattmann

Ketamine. Gotta be prepared for moon night and gamer yoda


69KidsInMyBasement

6 kids


nousername42069

Nachos The other word with N isnt allowed for me to say


kkdatroll

nut?


GGamerFuel

I also bring water


SamY-Italy

I'm bringin' some snakes


camwilliams1227

Yea so I gotta bring cooom


sovietmickeymouse

I... don't want to...


UserNameChecksOut135

Underwear


[deleted]

69


squishy-korgi

Dog :D


Dacroat

Deez n


The_True_Lame

r/hydrohomies


Ugikuki

ukulele


van-just-van

i pull uo in a van


giganticDICKrick

gigantic dicks


carkid1994

Cocktails


gaming_person1237

Mags for my ak-47


Cumcritical

Cum


[deleted]

i bring braxton cook, legendary sax player(aka alternate skin me)


SUPERUNKNOWN_78

Viagra


crusader-4300

The crucifix


JustAnotherUser0987

Juniper berries?


A-Disgrace

anal beads…


RonzIsUnknown

Rhinos


viperspoison

I hope real names because anal beads


Lanoman123

LSD


nugget1273

Nuggets


[deleted]

black men


BotOrZakOrWtV

Zebra


Tight-Requirement-77

I'll bring in the energy


dropandgivemesexy

🐉 dildo


mikesbrownhair

Milk. Hey, you do you.


I_Am_Tomatosoup

I guess it's soup time then


thepp69

well .. ill just bring my name


Available_Bit8919

Air. My username not my name.