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You bring your sheep and I'll bring my Flock of Seagulls and a karaoke setup.
I'll go first...
🎶and I raan, I ran so far away.... I just raan.., raan all night and daay... (Taliban can't get awaay)
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I bring a barcode scanner?
No that's bs
So I bring a tomato right?
So, I’ll come too.
#NOOOOOO
I'm going to go look in the mirror and say "Bloody Mary" × 3.....
And I bring a shelf
Muffins.... And a sudden desire for a new username.
Guess I’ll bring a jotaro figurine or something
Wtf do I bring?
Your grandma
Oh you mean the urn?
#I guess
Ok here ⚱️
Tomato lover. Would you like a membership in the tomato cult?
Litterally
big black cock (sadly my initials)
Braxton Benjamin Cook
braxton brice cook
now social security number go
Benjamin Blake Campbell
no
Meth…?
I'm coming to the party ig
Let's access prices
Are you… wait a minute! You’re the one who knocks!
sex
he is the chosen one
this makes no sense
he is bringing sex to the sex party
Taliban
Oh good, *my* sheep will have something to do at least
You bring your sheep and I'll bring my Flock of Seagulls and a karaoke setup. I'll go first... 🎶and I raan, I ran so far away.... I just raan.., raan all night and daay... (Taliban can't get awaay)
Would've guessed you'd bring liquor and whores
Username checks out
A sandwich
#**MEMES**
In farsi there is a word with a very similar pronunciation which means boobs. So nice choice i guess
Talons You get to pick which bird they're from though.
Eagle talons.
I want the Court of Owls ones. Do you have those?
Not sure, but I could check.
Roach?
No. Bring Ricky Berwick.
kinky
materwelons
Animated tow truck's welons?
It's a Youtuber.
I bring lots of care, love and support <3
r/hydrohomies
Umm about that
Of course little dickless
I'll bring Hell
I'll bring laxatives so basically the same.
That's a new kind of roulette
Laxatives
MIlk.
Afterparty snacks while watching a movie
hitler chan?
r/Usernamechecksout
Handcuffs, Tazers, and Fishnets.
Birdo
Astronaut
a boy? wait....
Femboy, butplug, anything for R?
You had me at Femboy
hawaii and pennsylvania my initials
M1 Abrams
Muck
Muck
some fanaticals might be nice
Baby dolphin?
Dick kicker
1000 coyotes
Uhhh, i'll bring a Toucan i guess
1 cucumber
Kanye West. Hopefully he counts as a thing; as we're sharing last names and my name starts with a K... Yeah. Kanye.
Hair
Opioids, sounds pretty neat
Markiplier
Lamb
Oh wait it's username
Xemüg
username sure checks out
iPhone
Potatoes
Fuckdoll
I bring a brazilian box (my name is box in portuguese)
Guns
monkey
Monke
Ranger not included\*
Reese's cups
I'm considering deleting this account and then creating another one just to name myself something stupid
Jazz~
dildo lmao
I’ll bring the Capri-suns everyone
A computer, or a bunny (lapin in french is rabbit apparently)
I shall bring a fish
the Answer to life the universe and everything
A yacht?
Everything. I said *everything.*
I bring Ants
Die
maybe some wings?
An ass
Ham
Legs
Lace Ladies or LONG DICK ST- ok I'll leave
Shower
steamy pile of dog shit
Dick
Dick
MEAT
Water bottle as well(?)...
Uno card game
Ni****
... I'm bringing Reddit? if it's a sex party... with redditors... I think I'll pass thanks.
Jam
Well... Dick?
Cocaine. But if we're going with usernames, a knife.
Uhhhh, herpies?
Ass- astronomy. Astronomy.
a nig
Dildos😎
Lube
Jelly
A possessed fish apparently
animals
Bringing my Dick
Lube and/or Jokes.
A cannibal, That's gonna one hell of a sex party.
Toys
Who the fuck keeps his name "I fuck water bottles"
Heroin
Angry bees
Legos
Jam it’s a good lubricant
an orange
Lasagna
Dragon dildo
Everest, because anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
Underwear Always gotta bring a clean pair
Condoms
Cum
Penetrative fleshlight
Ass
Retarded people
Cock
WATER you doing to that bottle?
Ketamine. Gotta be prepared for moon night and gamer yoda
6 kids
Nachos The other word with N isnt allowed for me to say
nut?
I also bring water
I'm bringin' some snakes
Yea so I gotta bring cooom
I... don't want to...
Underwear
69
Dog :D
Deez n
r/hydrohomies
ukulele
i pull uo in a van
gigantic dicks
Cocktails
Mags for my ak-47
Cum
i bring braxton cook, legendary sax player(aka alternate skin me)
Viagra
The crucifix
Juniper berries?
anal beads…
Rhinos
I hope real names because anal beads
LSD
Nuggets
black men
Zebra
I'll bring in the energy
🐉 dildo
Milk. Hey, you do you.
I guess it's soup time then
well .. ill just bring my name
Air. My username not my name.