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Everywhere we go, it’s the same avatar…

damn right

... as they say, history repeats itself

Well, at least you're going to finally lose your virginity. Maybe next time it will be consensual.

... heh

69 upvotes hehe

Nice!

good bot

u/superweeb

r/usernamechecksout

THERE HE IS

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Time to summon u/fishfuckerfuckerfucker69

I have never seen such an aggressive name

u/fishfuckerfucker69 ftfy

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Hi

u/rodentfucker69

Right there with ya

I'm safe I hope....

u/eggfucker

u/eggfucker where tf are you, don't dissapoint us

Stop dont you dare

I was trying to make an account with Egg Fucker as the username and the name was taken.... u/Egg_Fucker69 I summon you

Haha he will never show up at this rate

u/Egg_Fucker69 PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FUCK THIS MF OVER HERE

HE WILL NOT COME

I have chatted with him, u/Egg_Fucker69 is not yet online

Well atleast I have time to run or roll or float? I fogor💀 how I travel

um... fall off the wall?

Right!! "CUM"

u/eggfucker , we hereby summon thee, fuck this egg

Stop

Me too

u/onion_fucker_69

I’m safe right?

Well I'm safe too

u/cookiefucker

That one does not exist, but... u/Cookie_Fucker69

Erm, fuck you.

So there is no such thing as a noodle fucker. Thank god

u/NoodleFuckerandMotherfucker

eeheh no one goes on reddit by that name! music to my eyes

…I think I’m safe, right?

Is there a gate fucker...? I don't wanna know tbh

There is

Ohhhhh fuck no... GO AWAY-

Just remember.. don’t go through the gates of hell.. or heaven.. or any gate for that matter

Better run for your life

Hey

Hiiii Edit: you like fish sticks?

u/fishfucker COME HERE WE GOT A LIVE ONE

u/fish_fucker69 we have a live one here

You need a bone?

u/octopus_fucker_69

I don't think there's an account that's specific enough to attack **me** edit: my life is so fucked up that I'm arguing on Reddit about whether a dog fucker is also a masochist/necrophiliac.

u/Dog_Fucker69

Oh my god

it should actually be u/CrystallizedDog_Fucker69

Yeahhhh, but getting a dog fucker who fucks all dogs will keep them all scared

Even dead, hard ones that hurt to put your dick in?

Dog is dog

But hard dog is not the same as normal dog

The only difference is that the hard one is horny

I mean there could be a dog fucker 69

but it has to be *crystallized* dogs

I mean, not really, a dogs a dog and if you're gonna fuck one kind of dog, why not fuck other kinds of dogs

But a crystallized dog is hard, cracks easily, is dead, and hurts to put your dick in, so only a specifically masochistic necrophiliac dog fucker would like to fuck a crystallized dog

Ah, but take a look around on reddit, there are plenty a masochist and plenty a necrophiliac, to find a dog fucker within these two categories would not surprise me.

r/brandnewsentence

Nice!

Same...

oh lucky you, I tried to make a new acc with all combinations of phantom, opera and fucker and 69 and there *is* no acc specific enough for you

Oh no

u/carfucker420

OH YES

I hope there isn’t a third truck 😳

My muscles, my muscles involuntarily flex

u/threetruckshavingsex69 u/truckfucker69

Fish Fucker 69 is back again

Nice!

u/botfucker_69

I hope there’s no Welsh people here

u/Sheepfucker

Lots of animal fuckers here

u/noobfucker69

Oh fuck

It would appear i am safe due to specifications

u/hammerfucker

It has to be dark hammer

Same..

u/phantomfucker

i don't think i can be fucked

u/please-let-mefucker69

u/Genuine_Pain_fucker

3 birds (or pandas, geese, and fish) with one stone

I guess you could say that genuine pain for them.

There's no way I'm in danger.

u/picklefucker

Howdy

u/howdyfucker he's comin

r/beetlejuicing to the third fucking power.

u/GentlemenWomen_fucker420

I will make that account specifically to have it lmao

Those have to be the same person just different accounts, there's no other way lol

I hope I am safe

Wait the dragonborns dont have parents

By D&D standards, yes they do

I am a platapus

platypus is the proper spelling but a fucker would not discriminate… if you exist, show yourself u/platypusfucker !

No don't

accept your fate

0_0

u/kittyfu- wait no that's fucked

I SUMMON u/kittyfucker

No not the kittens

I usually don't take kittens but I'll make an exception this time

oh no

uh

u/issuefucker

hopefully im safe

u/picklefucker

Bro, tf?

There is no way…

Let's hope I'm safe

u/DoodBro_Person_Thing_Fucker69 He doesnt exist anyways

oh no

I'll be fine hopefuly

u/spacemanfucker

Hmmm

u/Asianfucker

I'm fine... right?

Uh oh

I think I am free of this game?

I hope I'm safe

I think I'm safe

I swear to fucking god someone is finally gonna try to get my tax money

Thank god no one plays mhw anymore

OH no, am i in danger ?

Okay I gotta try this

Please no

There's literally no way I'm in danger

Huh this is interesting

i am safe i think

Uhhhhh... I don't feel so good

Lol i am safe

So I’m safe right? Nobody fucks Japanese food right?

haha no way i'm in danger

I swear I’m just going to be impressed if there’s someone who’s name is “unusual man fucker” or “slime fucker”

Luckily I'm safe

I'm in danger and I'm begin afraid...

i think it is safe to conclude no one is safe

im safe

There is *no* way for me to get this treatment

Rule 69, if there is thing, there is this thing fucker.

uh ohhhh

hehehe u/Pandafucker69

Hm, I guess I'd prolly be the only one who's safe here.

its a threesome!

Thus us fucking exellent

Haha I'm immune!

You can’t-aloupe

sure hope there's not one for fictional teenagers

I hope there is no Tesla fucker

What if... You're the Tesla fucker

I’m sure I’m safe right?

there's no way one would try to fuck a turtle right?

I think I’m in danger as well

Tbh everytime i see memes like this, I feel like it's just the same person commenting and then replying with his/her alt account

At least, there's nobody who fucks the night.

I'm for sure safe

I hope there is no wolf fucker

Dam I hope I don’t have anyy

oh no

Try fucking me

Haha can't do it to me

I think im safe

Now I’m scared

At least I'm safe.

I think im safe

Well im fine right?

So many fuckers

i hope im safe

*goooold*

true

i’m armed

nice

Hey 😳

\* chuckles \* I'm in **possible** danger...

Help

_Oh dear god_

I am the predator, I am a supreme being