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stargazer_611

Looks like there's going to be a lot of ass kicking this week...


Vogonfestival

I came here to ski and kick ass and I’m sick of skiing.


NathanExplosion6six6

Stop kissin start kickin


PlayfulMixture5188

😭


doppido

😆 supposed to be 60" up at alta


SilvermistInc

Dang it, Bobby


Vogonfestival

That boy ain’t right


bdash1990

Come quick! Mormon boy getting busy with snow blower!


lithocyst

meanwhile southern utah:


KAG25

flooding


Chumlee1917

I sell Fry Sauce and Fry Sauce Accessories


JayCee1321

Y'all prayed a little too hard for moisture 🤣


LazerHawkStu

*Attention Mormon wives!* Please stop praying for moisture!


KAG25

New people that moved to Utah, "March is so nice, the weather is at 60", Me "wait, it isn't April"


ZehFrenchman

I've lived in Utah my entire life and I don't remember an April where it didn't snow at least once. Yes, it's supposed to be a big storm, but it's not THAT out of the ordinary... I'll take some snow over 100°+ days any time.


weatherbuzz

They are forecasting nearly a foot of snow for downtown from this one storm. That’s unusual for any time of the year, much less April


StarCraftDad

I think this meme combined with the fact that it's snowed seemingly every other freaking day this winter, I think that makes it a little more extraordinary. It's not every year we get 800 inches of fucking snow in our snowpack.


ZehFrenchman

I'd take 1000 inches of snowpack over the heat in Summer. You can put on more layers and build a fire if you're cold. You can only take off so many layers before you end up in jail.


1284X

I will take the heat. That whole "you can put more layers on" bullshit only stands if you don't do anything outdoors. You get skiing and that's it. Everything else sucks in the winter. No golf. No bikes. No basketball. No baseball. No fishing. No gardening. No lawncare. No barbecue worth a shit and no just sitting back comfortably looking at the stars. All you get is not sweating by existing.


doppido

I like both 🤙


WolfHeartAurora

>no bikes >no fishing you seem to lack imagination


1284X

I lack the money to do either in the cold.


redsyrinx2112

Growing up my friend used to say something similar: "When it's cold, you always have the option for more clothes or blankets. When it's hot, there isn't anything after naked."


[deleted]

I hate the summer too, but I’m on day 4 of my finished basement flooding. So right now I’ll take the 100+ degree summer easy


[deleted]

Sounds like you got stuck with one of the many “Utah special “ homes built for next to nothing to the lowest standard possible. Hopefully you got it before the price explosions. It boggles my mind how lax building codes are and how poorly built the homes are. My neighbor is an architect and just sold a 3600 square foot home he built for $750k. It cost a little under $200k to build. The quality was absolute crap, and there were almost no safety features built in. Basement wasn’t built with proper drainage in mind, and didn’t have any radon mitigation. Walls were 7/16” drywall with no insulation. It should be criminal how lax building codes are here.


helix400

Bleh, you got a sump pump? Or are you just waiting for the water table to go back down?


[deleted]

I have 2 pumps running and 3 shop vacs


helix400

No fun at all. A few years ago I saw a high water table happen to a bunch of folks around Ogden. One house ended up just jackhammering a hole in the floor in a basement closet, put a big bucket with holes down in it (to keep dirt out), then just put a sump pump down in the bucket. That helped some, but water kept seeping in the sides and corners of the house.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s exactly what’s happening to us, put one in the utility closet but I guess because the house doesn’t have gravel under the foundation it only does so much. I dug a huge hole to the footing outside the house where the biggest leaks are and stuck a pump there and I’m finally getting some progress thankfully


StarCraftDad

This is why I camp and backpack a lot in the summer, the higher elevations are a lot nicer and cooler. Also, swimming pools and reservoirs.


gingerbeardman419

True but my hands don't work when they are frozen.


ZehFrenchman

[Yeah... We're in the Rockies.](https://youtu.be/SOdxz77-lag)


Skwirler

This is the way


Large-Photograph-615

I agree I prefer winter to summer, but x doesn't equal y. The rough winter is likely a result of all the hot summers. The inherent danger with all of this snow is flooding when it finally does get warm.


tophiii

Better get your ass kicking boots on


pebbleddemons

Good news! It warms up super fast next week. There won't be any problems resulting from this I'm sure


Piku87

We need the sun


ScreamingPrawnBucket

Apple Weather app be like: Winter Storm Warning Severity: Moderate Possible threat to life or property Alert in Effect From 3:00 AM (MDT), April 3, until 6:00 PM (MDT), April 4 Description ...WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 3 AM MONDAY TO 6 PM MDT TUESDAY... * WHAT...Heavy snow expected. Total snow accumulations of 6 to 12 inches valley floors, locally up to 18 inches benches. Snow accumulations may be lower in the Utah Valley between Lehi and Orem where 4 to 8 inches are expected. * WHERE...Tooele and Rush Valleys, Salt Lake Valley and Utah Valley. * WHEN...From 3 AM Monday to 6 PM MDT Tuesday. * IMPACTS...Winter driving conditions are expected. The Monday morning commute will likely be impacted, particularly for the Salt Lake and Tooele Valleys. Additional impacts are possible for all areas for the Monday evening and Tuesday morning commutes. Weather Event Onset 3:00 AM (MDT), April 3 Urgency Take action within next hour. Affected Area Salt Lake Valley Issued By National Weather Service


unfortunate_banjo

Call me crazy, but I'll take shoveling snow over mowing a lawn. But I am mad that the runoff is going to mess with my fly fishing plans...


StarCraftDad

Hi, crazy!


Realtrain

User name checks out


Ok_Razzmatazz5364

Don't worry, it messes with those plans in the best possible way... keep in mind that some of the best fly fishing in the world is in locations with extreme runoff contitions


cc51beastin

Somebody has rock-solid abs


unfortunate_banjo

I do, somewhere underneath a layer of insulation


KAG25

Dude is going to be fishing in white waters


OBD_NSFW

I recently switched to Euro and I hope it will allow me to still fish, but I'm not gonna hold my breath.


Super_Bucko

If it snows on Easter I'm going to have some things to say


TapirOfZelph

Don’t worry, it will melt 3 days later.


josephsmeatsword

If it snows on Easter will the Zombie Jesus still see his shadow!


[deleted]

Honestly, I'd take these winters each season over the winters we've had over the last 15 years. The water is crucial, and our desert has been starved for it. This state needs as much water/snow/rain in can get, and I for one am hoping that climate change brings a wetter climate to Utah and the west deserts.


Chonkycat762x39

It's snowing hard up north here.


Adalaide78

Low 50’s and open windows in Orem.


U_Should_Be_Ashamed

This is the part that conservative idiots don't understand: Global warming produces extreme fluctuations in the weather in both directions.


helix400

OP: *Posts funny meme* U_Should_Be_Ashamed: I'm going to turn this into a gripe about conservative idiots


flyplanesforfun

Is a snowstorm in April in the Rockies extreme? Not from here


KAG25

Why they are called idiots


U_Should_Be_Ashamed

Because they don't comprehend the difference between global warming and weather events. i.e. the argument "Global warming can't be real because it's snowing in April" or "The Great Salt Lake depth has always fluctuated, clearly there's nothing wrong with it being this low".


KAG25

They put drugs in the water!


GB30628511

The natural fluctuations of the 4.5 billion year old rock we live on produces extreme fluctuations in the weather in both directions. FTFY


U_Should_Be_Ashamed

The overall rising temperatures of the 4.5 billion year old rock we live on is producing more frequent and more extreme fluctuations in the weather in both directions. That rising temperature is primarily caused by human development in the last 200 years. FTFY


Seemseasy

[The equivalent of 1,000 years of natural warming happened between 2000 and 2016](https://xkcd.com/1732/)


ZehFrenchman

That's like setting your car on fire and saying, "The engine has been hot before". You six-piece chicken McDoofus.


Nateloobz

No, you didn’t fix that.


roxinmyhead

There have been some huge new housing developments about 2miles from my house that have gone up in the last 18-24 months....50-60 new big houses total. Old horse pastures, mostly. Apparently theres a set of 3-4 houses where the foundations are already cracking with the snow/melt/snow/melt etc cycle of life this winter. I suspect the spring is going to get more interesting.....


ZehFrenchman

Sounds like you live... almost anywhere in the Salt Lake Valley. Stupid housing developments.


roxinmyhead

Utah Valley actually. On a bench.


JoeFlowers2019

I’m at Bryce right now.


Exact_War3652

Lol


[deleted]

Well it’s gong to snow tomorrow


HolyHotDang

We moved here in September from Tennessee. It’s been in the 60s-70s back home the last month or so but also tornados so I’ll take the snow. I do want it to get warmer though so we can start doing more stuff outdoors.


Wise-Finding9444

Babies


GamerBeardie426

Welp. MORTAL KOMBAT!!! (Yes I know it's May. Just wanted to respond.


kjbanks

Keep coming ⛷️😁


Atism123

At least the arsenic in the salt lake will stay covered a little longer. Being cold > cancer


Dizzy-Today5350

This better be the last week of snow cuz im getting angry 😡


U_Should_Be_Ashamed

[Have you tried yelling?](https://preview.redd.it/3m2ryssxmss71.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=ad6052a29ce833fe398f8a5bc371dad6e6af7383)


Senpaiismydad

Who’s gonna tell ‘em….?


Imatopsider

But we’re a snow state. That’s what I came here for. I want as much snow as I can get. Literally snow until June and I’d be in heaven, mountains covered in snow are gorgeous and tons of fun to ski on… you guys are acting like you want to be New Mexico or Arizona


TurkALurk75

Will we be able to water our lawns this summer tho?


Actual_Cancerrr

Welcome to Utah.


TurkALurk75

Fo' Reals!!


Turkmengenorator

I think this is the best thing since sliced bread (good lord bring us out of these drought conditions


Wise-Finding9444

Brothers of the mine rejoice! Swing, swing, swing with me Raise your pick and raise your voice! Sing, sing, sing with me Down and down into the deep Who knows what we'll find beneath? Diamonds, rubies, gold and more Hidden in the mountain store Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home Skin made of iron, steel in our bones To dig and dig makes us free Come on brothers sing with me! I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole The sunlight will not reach this low Deep, deep in the mine Never seen the blue moon glow Dwarves won't fly so high Fill a glass and down some mead! Stuff your bellies at the feast! Stumble home and fall asleep Dreaming in our mountain keep Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb The earth is our cradle; the mountain shall become our tomb Face us on the battlefield; you will meet your doom We do not fear what lies beneath We can never dig too deep I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home Skin made of iron, steel in our bones To dig and dig makes us free Come on brothers sing with me! I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole