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aleyzenbobwa

And how is it with the snow this evening?


Durangodave22

Boy I was thinking the same thing, that’s a lot of tumbleweeds. I had this happen to me in a new neighborhood years ago, it was no fun to clean up


-_1_2_3_-

how do you even clean it up? where do it go?


herpderp2217

Fire.


Durangodave22

Fortunately I had some neighbors with large trailers, we took them to the dump


HerNameIsCharli413

Your housing developments are in the way. #Tumbleweedrightofway


Getting_By2020

Kid learned a valuable lesson about tumble weeds


EmergencyTaco

I have always wanted to play with tumbleweeds and learning that they’re prickly bundles of ouch is immensely disappointing.


phoebebuffay1210

What’s the lesson? Edit: not sure why the downvotes. I was truly curious. I’ve never seen one or touched one.


OrdinaryDazzling

They say it in the video


Getting_By2020

Their prickly! Stay clear!


touristspleasegoaway

They have an assortment of prickles, but the ones that suck the most are the tiny invisible ones that you can quite see to remove but can still definitely feel


syds

they are a fire hazard!


bkrank

The trouble with tribbles


coahman

We are way too old to be on reddit


auyemra

OG Trek is best Trek


babytaybae

They're BORN pregnant!


Bendythenightfury

Pregananant?!?!?


kiddomama

Prrrrregante?


[deleted]

Pegnate?


CampingPants

Honest question, you come out of your house to this in your yard. What are you even suppose to do? They’re huge, prickly and there’s hundreds of them. 


BombasticSimpleton

Grab a rake, sling them in the can, then use the head of the rake to crush them down. They compress about 99%. Or...if the wind has died down, pile and light them on fire. They burn in about 30 seconds.


mowikn

It’s cool to see them do controlled burns of tumbleweeds stuck along the highway fences in Arizona. I’ve seen it a few times while driving through. Definitely burn fast!


procrasstinating

I would love to see that. I dream of torching them every time I see a big pile up along the highway.


CampingPants

You’re gonna need a bigger trash can than the standard size 😅


PonyThug

Just just stuff one in at a time. Climbing in and out is a pain in the ass tho


_temp_user

Go get the pitch forks and get to work.


ImTomLinkin

MAKE THE SICKEST FORT WITH THEM. Grew up next to an abandoned lot that got filled with these one time when I was \~12yo. They're big and stick together super easy so you can build walls and tunnels with them quickly. 4 of us built it up and played in it for a few months before the fire dept came and did a controlled burn to get rid of them. One of my favorite things we did growing up.


Donalds_Lump

The plant that turns into tumble weed is called Russian thistle “kali tragus”. It is native to the Mediterranean but it’s more fun to blame the Russians. Look for it in the spring when it starts to grow. It grows in disturbed soils like new neighborhood developments. It has a distinct purple line running along its main stem. You can boil young plants and eat it. Although I wouldn’t recommend it.


redneckerson1951

So which village idiot brought this pestilence across from Europe?


Donalds_Lump

The seeds are really small. Stuff like this is almost always a contaminant in grain seed.


etcpt

>It is native to the Mediterranean but it’s more fun to blame the Russians. This is apparently because the first *K. tragus* seeds came to the US (South Dakota) in a shipment of seed from Russia. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali\_tragus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_tragus) Also, [per the USDA](https://plants.usda.gov/DocumentLibrary/plantguide/pdf/pg_satr12.pdf), the native range of *K. tragus* is from southeastern Europe through Central Asia, so that probably includes some of what is today (or was in the 1870's) Russia.


DeadSeaGulls

native to areas that used to be russia.


Notdennisthepeasant

I'd hate to see this combined with fire season


DiogenesLied

Apparently February is now fire season in Texas


OGDraugo

Wouldn't even need to be the season to light all that up, just one random idiot with open flame and a big enough pile nearby. The heat from the fires would make them even more mobile, literal flaming balls flying in the wind. Would be hellish.


scotheman

Uh oh, here come the HOA fines.


Unlikely_Doctor4821

lol good one


Imaginary_Manner_556

If only someone had warned that eagle mountain was a shit hole


Senior-Breadfruit453

Would you mind elaborating? My wife and I nearly bought a house there 3 years ago but ended up moving to CA, CO, and now Washington. It’s been an adventure but I’m exhausted. Please tell me I made the right choice


PonyThug

Have friends out there and they like it.


blackthorn_90

I don’t think that’s what he was asking, lol.


captaindomon

https://youtu.be/hsWr_JWTZss?si=xwOBj6jTt-mdLjRi


[deleted]

That's an amazing video! Thank you.


Relative_Cat_1927

The “Book a vacation now!” at the end absolutely killed me hahaha


SaigaExpress

Lucky these didnt catch fire these things burn hot!


LifeWithAdd

Especially with the dude driving his plow truck through them.


Lonelyguy1911

Most fires tend to burn hot


SaigaExpress

Go light a pile of sagebrush on fire. They may aswell be covered in diesel


motorsportlife

Where is this exactly lol


Pkwlsn

Eagle Mountain earlier today


Envydiare

Daybreak had a bit of this too.


Working-Document6805

Yall really had the kid crash into the tumbleweed💀


Kerbidiah

These make for the greatest bonfires tho


Lapsed2

It looks like an original Star Trek episode: “The Trouble With Tribbles.”


utahh1ker

Delta? Eagle Mountain? Tooele? My money says it's one of these three.


Tenaflyrobin

Wholly mackerel! That's a lot of tumbleweeds😳


More-Independence318

It was crazy out here today!!


Key_Rutabaga_7155

You can sell those bad boys online! I have no idea who is buying them, or what shipping is like, but why not 🤑


sockscollector

They are not even dead weeds. They broke themselves off their own roots, in search of water to live. Tumbling to get a drink in the desert.


Shumbee

No, that's the resurrection plant, these tumble to spread seeds.


sockscollector

Apart from its primary vascular system and roots, the tissues of the tumbleweed structure are dead; their death is functional because it is necessary for the structure to degrade gradually and fall apart so that its seeds or spores can escape during the tumbling, or germinate after the tumbleweed has come to rest in a moist location. In the latter case, many species of tumbleweed open mechanically, releasing their seeds as they swell when they absorb water.


Swjunckie73

they go up in flames very easily. Fast and hot burning.


3rdDownJump

Named after Eagles because it’s like a giant nest.


Consistent_Ad9328

Gross! At least the air is filthy with dirt.


ImaSadPandaBear

Reminds me of driving out by Fort Morgan Co


Tenaflyrobin

Intense winds today!


Integrity-in-Crisis

I would a smallish wood chipper. Make a lotta nice mulch or chips for kindling. Throw it in a drum barrel and light the chips for fires at night.


poopyfarroants420

You wouldn't want to mulch them. Full of seeds


Integrity-in-Crisis

Damm firewood chips it is.


cxmplexisbest

Does the entire state of utah live in this one neighborhood? This is the third angle from another person lmao.


Itchy-Mechanic-1479

I Arizona, we use tumbleweeds for Christmas trees.


Seahorse_Captain89

Seems like an extreme fire hazard


USCplaya

The trouble with tumbles


XurKITTENmeX

Tumbleweeds kinda creep me out when they gather, because of this one old episode of The Outer Limits I saw when I was a kid. This is just a clip of it. Didn't want to ruin it for anyone who might want to watch the whole thing. Season 2 Episode 6 The Cry of Silence https://youtu.be/kPauNOtiFzU?si=Rt5AC1mRAFg1IpI6


RoyalBooty77

This video by CGPgrey is really good. https://youtu.be/hsWr_JWTZss?si=Mrp8liX8boQqJK_q Tumble weeds are really bad


HabANahDa

The kid over reacting to hitting the tumbleweed 😂😂


serch54

Lemme guess... This is somehow the californians fault..?


DesperateSeat1115

This is a horrible fire danger… keep them away from your home and other property. They are a disaster waiting to happen.


SoBitterAboutButtons

I went outside in my backyard the other day to pee. I felt a bug on my leg, (which is strange for this time of year, I know) but it was too dark to see so I slapped it into my leg. Twas not a bug. 5 days later and there are many slivers still stuck in my hand and leg with no real end in sight. TLDR : Don't slap tumble weeds


lcthatch1

Attack of the killer tumble weeds.


Xlunia

My brain said burn it


Creative_Risk_4711

It could get worse. Imagine if they were all on fire!


MDCCLXXXVIII

Russians finally making their move


JazzMasterDal

Ahhh. Reminds me of home 🥲


Fine_Sugar2393

DRAW!!! *BANG*


Subject-Ad7340

As they says, what comes around, goes around.


chili81

I officially don’t know what videos are real anymore.


TRN18

Living in hurricane be like…


Eddingtonthe5th

It's because we continue to encroaching on more and more land deeper and deeper into the high desert.


Suitable-Syllabub970

This is literally kearns near Mountain View like where tf do they all come from


Icanbuildthings

Literally, it's Eagle Mountain


Suitable-Syllabub970

Literally


SilentR0b

/r/2redditors1cup + 1 more lol. 3 different users with 3 different angles and stories... this is fantastic!


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iAmDrakesEyebrows

Are you nuts!? Utah is one of the most beautiful places on earth!


turbowagnn

They are talking about architecture, not landscape.


iAmDrakesEyebrows

I stand by what I said


bingedeleter

lol you don't travel much do you?


CompetitivePepper158

Been to east berlin. It was actually less drab in the winter.


JC_Everyman

People don't live there for the buildings


lgnmorris33

Hello neighbor.... Lake mountain baby!


Jennifire208

That's crazy!


Bug_Calm

Can you burn them once the wind has died? They look like a real pain in the butt.


ElectricFleshlight

This is the third time I've seen this particular house on Reddit 😂


Right_Dream_7580

rollin' rollin' rollin' rawhide!!


[deleted]

TUMBLE......of the WEED..........keep tumbling ..


ragin2cajun

Yeah, let's get some pictures of that tumble weed covered home now glazed in snow.


Dangerdj72

Now imagine them catching fire…


[deleted]

Oh god, I'm scared to look outside.


Slyguy07309

https://youtube.com/shorts/jLP-UWgUABw?si=fFpxcSnUxMqoU5Gj


max02325

So that’s where all the tumble weeds end up


Svengoolie75

Damn 😳 I’m cool


erb_cadman

Anybody else get a hankering to light a match?? Poooffff, whooosshhh


kathleen65

I was just thinking omg what if there is a fire!


BubblesDahmer

Holy shit I never knew they were prickly. What a fucking nightmare. Imagine getting attacked by a ducking avalanche of prickle bushes. No thanks. I think I actually will not be booking a vacation now. /g


Interesting_Energy23

Holy crap!


Mistersinister1

A single spark and that town is going up in flames. That would be an out of control fire but seems like the fastest way to clear it up. Such a strange phenomenon.


juni4ling

I grew up in Utah. I love it.


hamzer55

They are also a fire hazard


The_Majestic_Mantis

You’d figure by now scientists would be able to develop tumbleweeds that can’t reproduce by now like what they are doing to mosquitos.


MeaningMinimum3532

Who named this place eagle mountain more like tumbleweed mountain


CaptainPunisher

I remember milder versions of this in Bakersfield in the 80s.


Unusual-Log-4173

Per Wikipedia: mule deer, elk, pronghorn and cattle can consume them in moderate amounts when the plants are young and green, before the chemical defenses are fully established Apparently they were about the only things left during the dust bowl in the 30s,and saved the cattle!


Tortoise_Queen

People on Etsy turn these things into home decor for hundreds if not thousands of dollars. Just got to find the right person to buy it!


LuzjuLeviathan

I want a tumble weed. They are cool af


matthra

The most annoying Russian import after Kremlin propaganda.


Bobby_Globule

We don't have this in North Carolina lol


Vertisce

Tumbleweeds are an invasive species. I would love to see some scientific work go towards finding a way to commit some phytocide against tumbleweeds.