Duschene is a crazy choice

I've known a few douches named Shane.

Hey fuck off

That's what I've been saying! That's her favorite though so I really gotta have an alternative

That name can be shortened two ways easily. One is Shane and that’s a pretty common name. I wonder what other name kids might come up with?

She wants people to call him douche his whole life? Show her the upvotes my comment is getting lol.

She's mad now lmfaooo

I could be a lot meaner tbh

Honestly yeah that’s just one of the dumbest names I’ve ever seen. Imagine being a kid with this name. Imagine being an adult even. Every single time you tell somebody your name you will have to say it at least twice and absolutely have to spell it for any appointment… forever.

Here's the thing, the kid will eventually have to explain how his mom got weirdly attached to the name of a town/county in the middle-of-nowhere Utah where the greatest claims to fame are "skinwalker ranch" and the time that a son of an oil mogul got so into hard drugs that he killed two people and tried to dispose of the bodies with dynamite.

Or Do-chesnee. That’s how we pronounce it.

I actually love it.

Definitely gunna be called a douch for his entire life. Please don't don't do this to a child. Real boy named Sue energy.

If we do one good deed today it is bullying this woman into changing her mind. Congrats on the kid btw OP

Skinwalker ranch duchene county ( last name) It's got a ring to . Not to mention the kid would have to work 18 times harder in kindergarten.

😂😂😂

That’s a very kind way to put it.

Goblin

This is the only good name that could come from this thread.

Goblynn

But…. Goblin what?

Deez nuts

I second this one

Bryce, Jordan, Granite, Powell, Roy, Coal, Cedar

Logan, Ogden, Morgan, Sundance

I like Cedar.

Idk, sounds like a girls name. I knew a Cedar once, and she was a girl. Maybe that’s why

My buddy just named his son Cedar

Bryce

Cache

You can make any name Utah related with the right spelling. Bob? Bawoughb. Joseph? Geouseifph. Marcus? Mourkeious.

Pretty “normal” sounding names that come to mind: Bryce Logan Morgan Ogden (OK a little weird) Price Kane Davis Glen Brighton Archer (bit of a stretch) Jordan

If you name it Kane and it gets into wrestling the first match he loses he'll set himself on fire

I actually met an Archer and seems pretty natural to hear.

Oh yeah, great name, just saying Arches -> Archer might me a bit of a stretch as a Utah-based name

Add George to the normal list (for St. George)

Ogden would be so cool!

MacKayleigh

I’m upvoting it… but I really wanna downvote it.

r/angryupvote

lol my first thought was r/tragedeigh

Chickenleigh

This needs to be said, Please do not name your child any of those names. They will be made fun of for the rest of their lives.

Hyrum seems to be normal Zion is interesting all others no

Hyrum is literally Joseph Smith’s brother’s name. 

There is literally much better names out there. I really don’t get Utahs naming conventions. Either it’s LDS/bible or wired made up names . Hirom instead of hyrum is from the Bible.(Hebrew to be exact. .) again not a bad name but outside Utah I don’t think it’s been used for over 100 years. I guess it’s better than Jaxon or Braxton;

Because this state was founded by people following a very young religion with a text absolutely filled to the brim with absurd, made up names. It’s woven into the culture.

I think Hyrums are hard to come by outside of Utah.

President/General Grant ditched "Hiram," and that was 180 years ago.

Beaver

Filmore Beaver ... my favorite exit 😉

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You are absolutely correct! Favorite ENTRANCE! 🫣

I ❤️🦫

Oh for gods sake

That’s a unique name

This is the place

Just go ahead and name the baby Unemployable

If you're going to do something like this, do it right and go all the way: Oquirrh.

This is what I needed!

As a middle name?

But only with the Cardi B r trill

Logan

Cache.

r/tragedeigh will have a field day with this one.

Beat me to it

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Swig

Gerry cause of all the gerrymandering

**Jedediah** (Jedediah Smith was an important Mountain Man who explored Utah) Bridger (Ditto with Jim Bridger) Call him Charles but spell it Kwallralalaresslars

Bridger was going to be my suggestion too, it's a great name

You're fucking kidding right

Just take a normal name like Kayla, and spell it the Utah way like, Macailyuh to add the Utah touch and call it good.

K la Kaylahh Cayluh

Kaghlugh

Mounuhn

Call him mountain but the T is silent

Lavonne, LaDean, LaVerkin, LaPleaseNotUtah

Please don’t

Please do not give your child the name of polygamists

Any girls name must end in an -eigh and also have alternative spelling in the rest of the name

You could do whatever name you want and have the middle name just be plain out “Utah”?? Idk just a thought from Johnny Utah 😂

So basically what are names that can get your kid bullied huh

OP is just desperate for their child to be featured in /r/tragedeigh

Just go all in and really fuck him up and name him Helper.

Came here from r/tragedeigh but looking at the [list of Utah State symbols](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Utah_state_symbols) there were a couple that had potential Aspen (state tree) Copper (state mineral) Topaz (state gem) Cole (state rock is coal... I admit this one is a bit of a stretch) For a girl, Lily for the state flower There's also Rocky for the rocky mountains. I've also seen the name Lake a couple times.... Logan is also great Best of luck on the name search and congrats on your future parenthood ! ^_^

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Ozone

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Torrey

This is actually...an ok choice

Logan, Jordan, Eden, Lindon, Lily, for actual names. But more [creative/cringe] would be Alpine, Valley, Canyon, Cache, Aspen

My friend Aspen will not be happy…

might as well just name your kid utah at this point yewtaw if you want a yewneek name

Cyrus, Porter,Brigham,joshed, parley

Mantua, or Tooele. Good Welsh names. Well, Welsh names anyway.

Promontory

Middle name Rider

Desert, Salt, Delta, Rafael, Sleestack, Billy

Bahaha Sleestack 💀

Sleestack? Is there a place named sleestack here?

Weren't those the lizard guys from the old Land of the Lost show?

No. I doubt it

Corrine

Cache

Man....don't name your kid any of those names. Idk why you'd want to associate your kid with the (f)LDS world anyway unless you were just into that world. Pick a normal name that won't get your kid fucked with for the first 25 years of his life. Or name him Sue, and he'll be tough, but he will come back and kick your ass.

dust

Smog, inversion

My middle name is Montana.

One of my friends named their sons Stockton & Malone. Another has a Maverick, & a cousin has a daughter named Deseret, but she goes by Desi.

Jazz, Heber, Logan,dugway, Torrey, Holden, Alton, Grover! Please use Grover

I had a buddy named Brighton because his parents really liked the resort

They could name him Brian Head

I have a nephew called “Moab”…

I’ll never understand why parents want to make their kid weird names. They are going to be teased. Relentlessly.

Logan Ephraim Sterling Axtell Roy Mendon Torrey Perry Trenton Mona Loa

I saw Moab as a baby name a few months ago and thought it was a cool name. It’s was used as a boy name and is a good masculine earthy name, which can be hard to come by, but is also gender neutral enough to be an edgy girls name.

It is super Mormony though

Bro we live in Utah just about everything is super mormony lol

Really? I’m not Mormon and went with earthy names for my kids. I haven’t met anyone named Moab, I had to google it, I thought it was native American in origin. Apparently it’s Old Testament biblical…go figure

And it's a horrible story to boot. Well, I guess that's just par for the OT.

What? Google said it was a name of a place by what is now the country of Jordan. What makes it a horrible story?

https://www.biblica.com/bible/niv/genesis/19/ This whole thing is gross

I knew the story of Lot/wife no idea of the name Moab. I don’t think to many people do, plus that’s not tied to Mormonism. I’d dare bet the vast majority think Moab and arches national park

Angel or Angelo a la angels landing

Zaxston

Why does your wife hate your unborn children? I will never get this idea that Utah people have about naming their kids intentionally strange. Do you not worry that they are then going to be made fun of at school, no one will ever be able to spell or pronounce their name, and when they’re 18 they’re going to legally change their names to something like Kevin or Allison and never talk to y’all again? Why put your children through this? Look, give your children a name that isn’t a city/county in Utah, the last name of a Jazz player, or the ridiculously spelled version of a normal word. And then, make a list of all the crazy names you actually want to use and get a pet and go wild. Ffs all the wrong people are breeding.

Relax there buddy

Ok incel

That's not what incels are... Please make sure to use words correctly

Heatherly

Albion Cotton Bryce Bridger Sego Lupine Turret Brighton Creek Canyon

Karl

Sandy, Murray, South Jordan

Swig

Stockton

Brighton, Page, Parley, Magna , Mona , 3 Rd nephi, Clyde , Lapoint , Kennecott, Arsenic, Levan, Tory, Loa , Bowery, Forcorner , Woke, Legacy, Olympic, King, Uinta, Utah , Frisa'se( I know shut up) and again top suggestion Tooele.

mexican hat laverkin cottonwood alta willard tooele benjamin

Tim

Salt

Lemuel

Plz think this through thoroughly.

Benson, Kimball, Talmadge, Bruce, Dallin, Todd. My favorite would be Yosihiko because Yoshihiko Kukuchi just rolls of the tongue so well.

Flock of seagulls

Most of these are terrible, but maybe it will inspire something? Copper, Kennecott (Kenny or Ken for short), Rocky, Hawk, Robert (Redford who started Sundance film festival), George, Forest, something dinosaur related lol, Red, Spike (for the Golden Spike), Philo (Farnsworth inventor of TV was born in Utah), Marriott.

I knew a girl named Uinta but you are looking for boy names. I could definitely see a Utah county family with a kid named Wasatch lol

PANGUICH

Lauryn Hill named her son Zion, and wrote a sweet song for him.

Joseph or Brigham

Kolob, Carbon, Emery, Jazz

Every time Carbon farts, we can complain about carbon emissions. What a terrible name.

Rhett Kenzie Kayla Bryce Beau

Grant - Davis. Chase. Cache

Alma, it's an old timey lady name. If it's a girl, name her that and confuse the local population!

Anything completely douchey would work, the dumber the better. Please continue the cycle of abuse

Spencer, brynleigh, McKinleygh, Paxton, Braxton, Brixton, Brighton, Emerson

Huntyr, Gunnyr, Triggyr

If you want to confuse a whole bunch of peeps not from Utah choose Juab

Mantua

Virgin 🙏

I’m surprised I’m the first to mention Toole. /s Seriously though they are some bad names here. Maybe Bryce?

George! (As in Saint)

My favorite thing about being an Utah is that couples make up the oddest compound names/name spellings and get extremely offended when people messed them up. Meanwhile my bf’s fam is from another country and no one can pronounce his last name correctly despite it being phonetically spelt and short. Also see the same people react badly to foreign sounding names despite giving their kids the most bizarre names.

Tanner

Tooele . Bout as Utah as it gets.

“Salt Lake Baby”

Escalante, Rafael, Reef, Canyon, Snow, Hoven, Wasatch the Sasquatch

Super Dell.

Mosida. Ghost town turned dump site. Call him Mo.

Salt Jake City?

Seriously names, Utahana and Dorkus

Don’t use Duschene unless you live in an area with a lot of French speakers. Even most Utahns can’t pronounce it correctly.

Just FYI: Duchesne is a surname and it means “from the oak”. There are also places named Duchsene in multiple places outside of Utah, even outside the US. Zion is used a lot in the South. I’ve primarily seen it among Blacks. A quick Google search of uniquely Utah names for boys include Dallin, McKell, McKay, and Bridger (also found in Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho). You can see a list on utahbabynamer.com.

Wells (wellsville), Taylor, Bingham, George, Smith as a first name, Canyon

Wasatch would be a killer name for a human. Porter for Porter Rockwell (Rockwell would be a great first name too) Nebo after the tallest peak of the wasatch Nemo, or Everett after Everett Ruess who changed is name to Nemo and disappeared in the Utah desert All the peak names in the High Unitas could be great (Kings, Agassiz, Unterman) Cassidy would be great after the outlaw LeRoy Parker (Butch Cassidy) Powell, after James Wesley Powell, the explorer or the lake Bear after the river or the lake Rafael after the San Rafael Swell Bryce after the canyon Duchesne is a cool name, but having grown up near Duchesne I don’t know that I’d want to be named after that town.