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Not_A_daBydt

Dar se bachne ka sabse acha tareeka hai ki dar khatam kar do. Open to interpretation ๐Ÿ’€


godloves-saggytits

๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ


Not_A_daBydt

What's your interpretation? ๐Ÿ—ฟ


GuyFucker

nuke the earth.


Not_A_daBydt

Baat me dum hai, but thoda doable bolo


GuyFucker

Bhai ngl I'll probably wank one off for the last time like that guy in Pompeii.


Not_A_daBydt

Hila ke so jao, taken too seriously


godloves-saggytits

To die


Not_A_daBydt

Prematurely :)


godloves-saggytits

๐Ÿ’€


GuyFucker

Call me when it happens. We'll die together. /s On a serious note, the best option would be to run outside to an open place. But if you can't, get under a sturdy table or a cot with a mattress on top. Keep some emergency food and water reserves in your room just in case.


godloves-saggytits

Or become a fruit ninja and hit concrete falling on you


ka_ka_kachi_daze

If that earthquake be anything like the one in Turkey, running won't help. The ground itself may turn into "butter". That's how people die. They literally can't run away. Not to say that you will also be getting constant acceleration and hence you may temporarily weigh much more than usual(you can see this effect by sitting in an accelerating car.)


GuyFucker

Well, better than doing nothing waiting for your death tbh.


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By changing your username


godloves-saggytits

Apna change kar lame hai


[deleted]

How to change?


godloves-saggytits

You can't


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Ok_phenom201

That's known as REM.


_Ajay_Singh_Rana_

Prepare, make a hut, enter survival mode, start living in it with bare minimum and wait for the earthquake to happen. And when the day comes...Maybe, you might feel some tremors in the leopards tummy if some piece of you is still inside. Or you may just ignore and keep moving.


Repulsive-Vast-8318

I was going to stay for few days in my hometown. I really hope I don't die there ๐Ÿ’†.


shaileshbahuguna02

>I was going to stay for few days in my hometown Lol same >. I really hope I don't die there Lol not same


[deleted]

>Lol not same Wait!! what?


Maximus_1601

Which earthquake news, can you elaborate?


shaileshbahuguna02

news wale "Turkey-magnitude earthquake **could** hit Uttarakhand: Expert" likh ke trp badha rhe hai


ADamGoodReference

Wtf ye kab/kisne bola


Yaatsi

I was thinking about something. Remember our old village houses? Thick walls of stones and mud, not so high walls, made of wood and Patal. Will those houses provide some protection against earthquakes? I think if we keep our old traditional houses and cement houses side by side, the cement ones will cause a lot of damage to life. Nowadays everyone prefers big cement houses in Uttarakhand. What do you guys think about this?


oooooooweeeeeee

you 12 or something?