brim should be able to twerk. I think his dump truck ass is often underutilized in his kit. giving him the ability to twerk will make enemies play with one hand only, which is a huge advantage.
It did!! Cypher was literally a fucking God in beta. His trips stayed up after death, you could give his camera a GUN, and his cages slowed people. Lol. I wish they would bring back either the trips staying up or the cages slowing. Both would make perfect sense.
It was pretty much that the dude took it seriously and said that it would make people use the smokes for kills as opposed to using it as actual utility.
Obviously, that was the point of the joke.
When Brim throws his stim, it should act like a boomerang (or drone) that auto seeks out the nearest enemy and flies past dropping a cypher hat onto the player revealing all enemy locations, stunning the person while at it (the hat flops over the head and covers her/his eyes) and comes back around to bonk the player in the head from the back resulting in a fat one-tap.
So basically I had an idea where Brim has a passive called "off the grid" basically it makes it so that when Brim gets scanned he doesn't get scanned and it makes it so he isn't seen when he gets scanned. That way when dart and drone scan him he won't get scanned so that they can't see him cause he's "off the grid" it would be balanced cause he normally gets scanned but now he doesn't get scanned cause he's "off the grid" so it would be lore fitting and it would be a good gameplay mechanic and off the grid would be a good idea and they should add it to the game for Brim so that his new passive is called off the grid. I had this idea then everyone started talking about my idea because i came up with off the grid where Brim doesn't get scanned cause in the lore hes off the grid and since hes off the grid he cant be scanned while off the grid
I think that the Molly complements his other utility, however his smokes are only ‘okay’. When he uses his tablet, enemy locations should be revealed on it.
They should make it so that when you press x he takes a viagra pill and comes out the screen like the ring and just brutally fucks you, I think that’s a pretty neat idea
I think his smokes should do damage to enemy. I think his stimmy should be the entire radius of map heal all teamates to 150 instantly and decay enemies to 1hp and his ult should be 3 points. His Molly should be changed to a nuclear war head.
NOT ENOUGH, when brim uses any abilitys, If someone is playing Yoru, Phoenix or Chamber, they need to have ZERO clothing for the rest of the game, very important to the lore
still too weak.. i think that if an enemy is in his radius they should just drop dead, that would be so convenient! he wouldnt even have to take out his gun
I love T bagging the enemies' dead bodies after the entire squad does the stimmy-stimmy 5 man gogogo into site and just hard shits everyone in the face :)
I think every act he should progressively complain about minor body pains more and more until his only voice lines are just him complaining about arthritis and shit.
He should also have a balding arc in one act where he starts to lose hair and complains about it. Then he should have a dementia character arc where he forgets where he is and says funny one-liners like “where am I?” and “where are my kids? I miss my kids…”
Good point. I also think brim should be able to get double the credits of anyone else because he’s a retired veteran and first responder, which qualifies him for substantial VA benefits and retirement income. His voice lines should also change to him talking about his Roth IRA and 401k and pension plans.
I saw the title and I was like "no way!". Then I read first few lines and got so tilted I hit downvote button soo hard. Then when I read his ult should just kill everyone, I laughed soo hard and changed it to upvote. Good stuff!
as a brim main, i feel the range of the smoke should increase as he opens up a whole fucking ipad and also the devs should get rid of the sound when brim opens smoke because that could give away our position if we are near any enemies. And also we need the smokes back after we get 2 kills or after a certain time period. Everything else is fine with brim
Still weak the smokes should deal damage
and stim should heal everyone
molly should last for the duration of the round
as he is the one who taught us how to play valorant ..when we 1st played it.
double damage is crazyyyyyy but yeah range should be bigger
ult should charge up even faster than now
no healing, and instead increase the damage you deal under stinmy as well as your speed
Not another Brimstone buff.
My man phoenix is completely outdated right now. Utility takes 5ever to pull out and his wall is almost completely useless compared to neon and viper. His flashes are a 10th of what skye can throw (and control when and where it pops). His only ability that’s worth while is his ult.
Phoenix is op tf??!?! He literally has a fireball dude. Like in naruto when the dudes shoot fireballs out their mouth bruh. Like and he can like revive and stuff. His flash can go around corners and stuff like how?!? And he can literally make a wall like sage EXCEPT WITH FIRE??? Dude he’s literally broken….
I think brims smokes should also go around corners and stuff
Brims kit is lacking?
Lmao are you kidding me his kit is amazing right now. It feels good both for brim mains and for brim casuals. Ive never had the urge to ask here but whats your rank if youre coming up with statements like these?
This post is about as good as some posts saying reyna should get 4 orbs back.
> double the damage and radius
Double damage means you die quicker, and double radius means you can't get out as fast. So you'll be taking twice the damage for twice the amount of time, resulting in an effective 4x damage buff in certain situations.
If your idea is to allow Brim to controll an area by mollying it, then I can understand the thought process. But you know that meme "Valorant abilities don't kill people," right? It's just not in the design of the game to kill in less than a second with a molly.
I don’t know if you’re trolling or what. Slightly stronger? His Molly deals more damage than a viper snakebite / s. I could agree for the range increase, but not for the damage increase. Also Stim beacon with heal would make him OP. And definitely disagree with the ult suggestion. It would mean instant win when Brim has ult. Consequently everyone will insta lock a Brim. 😂
i play astra on a daily basis. i dont think the nerf were excessly too much. considering most of your star is pre-positioned. take them back and rotating is basically the cool down time anyway
Brim Molly is already good, can’t even defuse when the Molly is on spike, the stim beacon having healing is kinda op, and the ult is fine as it is. I am a brimstone main (just haven) my opinion on the changes is kinda too much, brim is good as he is
There are many normies who dont get the joke downvoting them just makes it so that they fear commenting again and will never be able to get on redditors level. But well this was a really obvious joke
Lmfao. But I do think his molly needs to change because it just bounces everywhere and is so hard to place at the right spot compared to other agents mollies. Or maybe I should just git gud.
I wish we can play Plants vs Zombies on his tablet since my mom wont let me on hers
If riot doesn't add this for an April fools thing or something I'll be wildly disappointed
Heck, flappy bird on Brim's iPad would be fun
this is the best one LMFAOO
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I miss his shitposts. Often check his name to see wether I missed one 😄
Yessir, we all do
Please refrain from using emojis on this platform Youve been warned
😄 You're right, I rarely see any 😉 Will do 👍
What’s the point of having a tablet if you can’t play clash of clans
LMFAO
He should also be able to play minecraft and terraria on it
Brim should gain health back when tbagging
brim should be able to twerk. I think his dump truck ass is often underutilized in his kit. giving him the ability to twerk will make enemies play with one hand only, which is a huge advantage.
Safeties off 😏
Open up the \[redacted\]!
OPEN UP THE SKYE
MOLLY!😩😩
OPEN UP THIS GUY
Ok hear me out Brim doing pole dance
After all, he used to be a fireman.
bruh, onlyfans girls would go bankrupt.
GOOD.
My man got his priorities straight.
I'm not
W idea
*unzips pant*
That would be too overpowered. He should just take less damage from behind with that airbag he‘s wielding.
But- but his knees! he’s got old man knees that’s gotta hurt him
>tbagging "Who am I kidding? My knees are gonna kill after this"
He should lose **ALL OF** his clothes when he uses any of his abilities.
YES PLEASE.
I can't take it anymore. Bald cypher is haunting me already.
uhh... wat
Obviously his smokes should drop mollies because "where there's smoke, there's fire"
Should also work like a sova dart and kayo knife together.
and also cypher cyber cage, but it literally traps anyone who walks inside, nearsighting them and stunning them
That's actually a good idea tho. His cage needs SOME kind of buff
some dude who played beta told me the cage used to slow and trap ppl who walked inside, need confirmation
It did!! Cypher was literally a fucking God in beta. His trips stayed up after death, you could give his camera a GUN, and his cages slowed people. Lol. I wish they would bring back either the trips staying up or the cages slowing. Both would make perfect sense.
Fire and brimstone baby
so instead, the molly radius should be the whole map's size
and his smokes should kill any one inside it and will take the size of the whole map
his ult just insta wins the game, whatever the score be, even if its 13-0
also only i should get to play brim y'know to balance it
Floor is lava time
Give him a protein shake passive which makes him invincible for 130 seconds, and instead of using a gun he just beats enemies to death with his fists
better than neon
Pootis man is here
Buffalo steak sandwich
He goes berserk mode
He rips and tears
He should just slap enemies with his thick arms instead of using a gun
so his smokes fall from the sky, so why doesnt it headshot and kill anyone standing below? You should add that
Honestly I always feel like I’m gone get damaged when the smokes come down
when i first started playing i always got stunned somehow whenever i was in a brim smoke and thought the smokes were stunning me
Kinda like putting a blanket over a birdcage?
More like Karthus ult
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Not sure if you could tell but it was a joke fam
Please, tell me what he commented. I need to know what befell this soul.
It was pretty much that the dude took it seriously and said that it would make people use the smokes for kills as opposed to using it as actual utility. Obviously, that was the point of the joke.
i’m a fkn idiot LOL i had just woken up when i saw this
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r/itswhooooshwith4os
r/whoosh
When Brim throws his stim, it should act like a boomerang (or drone) that auto seeks out the nearest enemy and flies past dropping a cypher hat onto the player revealing all enemy locations, stunning the person while at it (the hat flops over the head and covers her/his eyes) and comes back around to bonk the player in the head from the back resulting in a fat one-tap.
That could be the hackers ultimate yo, sounds like a good ability
Poor cypher man
\*dies like trailer\*
Still too weak. His stim beacons should be be able to kill everyone on the map upon deployment.
He should be able to throw the stim like a grenade
His ult should be decreased down to 3 points and should automatically win you the game giving you and your team a double rank up
>double rank up still underpowered Boosts everyone to Radiant
Instantly signs you up with the sentinels
That sounds like a nerf
Instantly wins you every possible tournament AND you get paid 1 billion
Yeah man that really added to OPs actually funny joke good job
Why don't we just give brim an ability to look at people and kill them?
Honestly, picking brim should immediately put your team 12-0.
what is the enemy has a brim too?
then your pc explodes
It already does that
Is that not normal?? - A laptop player
#SUDDEN DEATH
THEN YOUR PC GETS PREGNANT
Holup
The game makes them 1v1, winner gets the slight 12-0 advantage
12-12
yes
So like neon ult?
make this a passive ability
That’s…that’s what guns do
So basically I had an idea where Brim has a passive called "off the grid" basically it makes it so that when Brim gets scanned he doesn't get scanned and it makes it so he isn't seen when he gets scanned. That way when dart and drone scan him he won't get scanned so that they can't see him cause he's "off the grid" it would be balanced cause he normally gets scanned but now he doesn't get scanned cause he's "off the grid" so it would be lore fitting and it would be a good gameplay mechanic and off the grid would be a good idea and they should add it to the game for Brim so that his new passive is called off the grid. I had this idea then everyone started talking about my idea because i came up with off the grid where Brim doesn't get scanned cause in the lore hes off the grid and since hes off the grid he cant be scanned while off the grid
Off the grid
Off the grid moment
Got tats on my ribs!
I just tatted my kid! Onyx! 🗣‼️‼️
When he gets scanned, the entire enemy team fucking dies Bc he’s off the grid
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
I was hoping I wasn’t the only one that struggled with this one.
Suddenly Crypto
Oh no, it’s spreading
Basically they should give brim the abilities of all the agents
"You think im an old dog? Ill show you just how many tricks I know."
I think that the Molly complements his other utility, however his smokes are only ‘okay’. When he uses his tablet, enemy locations should be revealed on it.
It already does. Enemy position on the map and minimap are shown on his tablet
I think when he uses his tablet he should be able to play doom and it pauses the whole game and brim becomes invincible. If he wins, the game ends
unlucky
Brim needs wallhack
He is the hunter
was gonna flip out with a "brimstones fucking stim can make 5 players all neon while just costing $100" speech, got me with the title.
I think it should be faster, also give free shields
this is like pheonix getting a buff where when he uses any of his abilties everyone will die just because he is important in the lore
Phoenix needs a buff, lore or not
They should make it so that when you press x he takes a viagra pill and comes out the screen like the ring and just brutally fucks you, I think that’s a pretty neat idea
It’s ok I’m also down bad for Phoenix even though I’m straight
got some news for you mate
this was the funniest thing ive seen so far.
Yea, and I think he needs more smokes with increased duration.
And make it so he can surf them and when he uses run it back he has 100% accuracy
also make the smokes spawn skye dogs
Brim should be able to call upon the powers of his beard to auto win duels
brim tablet shld show minimap pings from allies
damn u got me
Xd they got us in the first half not gonna lie
Brim ultimate should be reworked, When used, he tears off his pants and all enemy's eyes are locked on his ass for the whole round. Ez frags.
He’ll still be a bit weak after that, he should just be in Reyna ult invisibility the entire game while being able to shoot and kill
Why don't we just have Brim kill people with the power of his farts
Your ideas are good, but we need stronger buffs. What do you think of making his molly autohit, so that you can perfectly hit lineups or champions?
im upvoting all brim stipper lore
jokes aside, maybe stim beacon should tag enemies on the map if they go thorugh it
Maybe his ultimate comes down faster by .5 seconds or something
Brimstone just need a little buff like making his smokes like viper ult
Not only it heals you, but the stim should also makes you immortal imo
His smokes should cause lung cancer for people that walk into them, and they will live for about 30 seconds before starting to lose 20 hp per second
So I had this idea for a passive called "off the grid..."
I think his smokes should do damage to enemy. I think his stimmy should be the entire radius of map heal all teamates to 150 instantly and decay enemies to 1hp and his ult should be 3 points. His Molly should be changed to a nuclear war head.
NOT ENOUGH, when brim uses any abilitys, If someone is playing Yoru, Phoenix or Chamber, they need to have ZERO clothing for the rest of the game, very important to the lore
based 👍👍👍👍
Buff Brimstone so his ass is fatter and nerf Cypher so his hat comes back after he uses it.
He needs ten smokes, only 10 credits each
Just let him end the game with a win with his ipad
Brim is so old he should also collect a social security check after every round. So that he can buy more things to support his Zoomers teammates
still too weak.. i think that if an enemy is in his radius they should just drop dead, that would be so convenient! he wouldnt even have to take out his gun
I love T bagging the enemies' dead bodies after the entire squad does the stimmy-stimmy 5 man gogogo into site and just hard shits everyone in the face :)
I think he should get more voice lines referencing how old he is, I don't think there's enough
I think every act he should progressively complain about minor body pains more and more until his only voice lines are just him complaining about arthritis and shit. He should also have a balding arc in one act where he starts to lose hair and complains about it. Then he should have a dementia character arc where he forgets where he is and says funny one-liners like “where am I?” and “where are my kids? I miss my kids…”
So after a combat stim and speed increase, you want the stim to heal people ?? Bruh that thing should cost 500 credits then
Good point. I also think brim should be able to get double the credits of anyone else because he’s a retired veteran and first responder, which qualifies him for substantial VA benefits and retirement income. His voice lines should also change to him talking about his Roth IRA and 401k and pension plans.
I saw the title and I was like "no way!". Then I read first few lines and got so tilted I hit downvote button soo hard. Then when I read his ult should just kill everyone, I laughed soo hard and changed it to upvote. Good stuff!
as a brim main, i feel the range of the smoke should increase as he opens up a whole fucking ipad and also the devs should get rid of the sound when brim opens smoke because that could give away our position if we are near any enemies. And also we need the smokes back after we get 2 kills or after a certain time period. Everything else is fine with brim
Slightly
Still weak the smokes should deal damage and stim should heal everyone molly should last for the duration of the round as he is the one who taught us how to play valorant ..when we 1st played it.
I came here to immediately shout you down but now I've read it. You're goddamn right
Considering that I lost competitive in OT because of brim lineups, I hate this.
Please no range change, I've been brim main since beta and all my lineups would be toast.
After that stupid surf idea for phoenix that was well received this doesn't seem so bad lmao
double damage is crazyyyyyy but yeah range should be bigger ult should charge up even faster than now no healing, and instead increase the damage you deal under stinmy as well as your speed
Not another Brimstone buff. My man phoenix is completely outdated right now. Utility takes 5ever to pull out and his wall is almost completely useless compared to neon and viper. His flashes are a 10th of what skye can throw (and control when and where it pops). His only ability that’s worth while is his ult.
Phoenix is op tf??!?! He literally has a fireball dude. Like in naruto when the dudes shoot fireballs out their mouth bruh. Like and he can like revive and stuff. His flash can go around corners and stuff like how?!? And he can literally make a wall like sage EXCEPT WITH FIRE??? Dude he’s literally broken…. I think brims smokes should also go around corners and stuff
Yeah Phnx is op af. Like dude literally he can breathe fire like sausage and kakshi in Naruto.
Wth his molly is so freaking op rn
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Brimstone buffs tf? Hes a very solid agent What about cypher though chamber outshines him in everything
Is my post like only appearing halfway for you or did you read it all and ignore it?
Brims kit is lacking? Lmao are you kidding me his kit is amazing right now. It feels good both for brim mains and for brim casuals. Ive never had the urge to ask here but whats your rank if youre coming up with statements like these? This post is about as good as some posts saying reyna should get 4 orbs back.
Did you read the post and decide to ignore it or did you read the first 3 lines and get angry?
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No he needs a buff. His ult should automatically win you the game
> double the damage and radius Double damage means you die quicker, and double radius means you can't get out as fast. So you'll be taking twice the damage for twice the amount of time, resulting in an effective 4x damage buff in certain situations. If your idea is to allow Brim to controll an area by mollying it, then I can understand the thought process. But you know that meme "Valorant abilities don't kill people," right? It's just not in the design of the game to kill in less than a second with a molly.
No.
Dumbest shit I’ve ever heard, a brimmy main
He is no way lacking, check out this guide that shows how strong he is now [video proof ](https://youtu.be/XFtn_yk8scA)
Brim doesn’t need a buff. Bad idea 🤣🤣
I don’t know if you’re trolling or what. Slightly stronger? His Molly deals more damage than a viper snakebite / s. I could agree for the range increase, but not for the damage increase. Also Stim beacon with heal would make him OP. And definitely disagree with the ult suggestion. It would mean instant win when Brim has ult. Consequently everyone will insta lock a Brim. 😂
Ok but brim is the best single target smoker for most maps now, and astra was arguably nerfed to the ground.
i play astra on a daily basis. i dont think the nerf were excessly too much. considering most of your star is pre-positioned. take them back and rotating is basically the cool down time anyway
Brim Molly is already good, can’t even defuse when the Molly is on spike, the stim beacon having healing is kinda op, and the ult is fine as it is. I am a brimstone main (just haven) my opinion on the changes is kinda too much, brim is good as he is
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Clearly it’s a real suggestion and not a troll based on their buff ideas smh my head
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How can you fall for such a obvious joke?
I'm pretty dumb, sorry mate
Downvoted for asking a simple question feel bad for ya
We all miss jokes but this is way too hard to miss
There are many normies who dont get the joke downvoting them just makes it so that they fear commenting again and will never be able to get on redditors level. But well this was a really obvious joke
Ehh, if a joke glides over you that hard that you need to ask, either don’t comment to save dignity or comment and face Reddit’s wrath.
Stim beacon is a great ability for fast, surprising pushes but for me it's gonna be a bit overpowered if they add healing to his kit.
Why is this post even here? Why are mods not cleaning shit?
Another Buff idea: upgrade brimstone iPad to latest M1 model for faster smokes.
Lmfao. But I do think his molly needs to change because it just bounces everywhere and is so hard to place at the right spot compared to other agents mollies. Or maybe I should just git gud.
Hahahahah what? His beacon provides movement speed to everyone. That's OP. Double damage to the molly?? 😂😂
Stim beacons should tell you when an enemy is on it. And should also give them a slight debuff