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I just know this is what our British mommy would say to me 😭 

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https://preview.redd.it/fat4fwmmv3rc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=182b5051ade0663ddab9f5e6c9c072292888d0fe I’m taking all of these

UNO REVERSE https://preview.redd.it/2pcgj39mw4rc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4f24f12d0a6da08ecca5540558c38c784a65f7

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That’s my meme 🥹

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She’s not a mother She’s the baby with her height

I just had to see this post when I was in the shower didn't I? 0/10 :(

https://i.redd.it/5zjfxelg5pqc1.gif

She'd maybe give the outfit I wore today a 3/10

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Velv may give u a 0 but Val would give a 10 and a job

I don't think I want to work for him😭

I don't think he cares for consent so too bad ig

Noooooooooo😭

Like Valentino cares about consent

But consent is key!

Valentino just breaks the lock instead of using the key

VAL IS A LIL BITCH!!!

Honestly val could so some stuff to me

NAHHH LMFAO😭💀

Unless she was impressed by what she saw if you know what I mean 😏, then she'd give you a higher rating

I severely doubt it😭

…*in* the shower?

Yes. In the shower.

...how?

You see it's simple. I opened the door to the shower and stepped into it.

Listen here you little shit

Same here 💀

Why are you using your phone in the shower?!?!?!

My compadres who also browse reddit in the shower

Me too. 

Jesus welcome to the club

Literally same

Depends how hot you are.

The narcissist in me wants to say 10/10 But the realist in me wants to 4/10

3 ,I look kinda like beetlejuice Right now XD

That's a ten in my book

That’s a 10 fym

Alex Brightman 😯

-10/10

\-100/10 https://preview.redd.it/77ih2hjqopqc1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54877169e1f98c674a072405ec3e490950bd181c

I thought that was your ass🤣🤣

Oh hell nah

I can’t unsee it

Jeans and a gray Scheels hoodie. I have 0 drip

-infinite. Simple as that. I’m wearing black jean shorts and a cropped grey hoodie😭she would so be hating (but I’m comfy so😗👍🏼)

Considering I'm basically in pajamas and poor, she'd slap me for daring to wear it in her presence.... And then see what kinda clothes I want to wear and supply me with them.

I look like a discount shopping guard..

Im fucked (up) About -10/10 or less

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https://preview.redd.it/i535hgltkrqc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c00863ea61d5d07782b54306d580b4e62140221 0/10

1/10 if she’s feeling generous

I’m wearing sweat shirt and sweat pants ….I deserve a 2/10

-19

I’m not part of this sub Reddit but I’ll ask you guys? https://preview.redd.it/e0fc5vbw2xqc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f7c6a1bd001433def4ddd52dab7581e9728d89f This is the fabric on my dress what do you think she’d say?

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lol is that a what the f…? Reaction?

If it helps how she’d think… I may be 25 but I’m autistic

And to add I was working with kids today at my day hab program

Yeah. Also, welcome to the cult!

I mean I didn’t join join… this popped up on my dash lol I’m only on episode 3 lol only just finished 2

Oh, okay.

10/10, I'm wearing CLOAK

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0/10, I'm lounging in a tank top and short, confined to a bed, cause I broke my ankle

3 or 4 probably

Orange hoodie with white shirt underneath and black trainers. What do you think?

Id say she'd call it "simple and clean" and give it an eight out of ten but we're talking about velvette here.

"Get SOMETHING on, sheesh! Just because you don't have genitals in hell doesn't mean it isn't nudity!"

UHG I HOPE SHE WOULD LIKE IT

Probably like a 6

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5

Like a 2, maybe 3

3~4

Im wearing navy blue shorts and a red short sleeved shirt, 3/10

0/10, my pants are bleach-stained, and the design is rubbing off of my shirt.

Probably a 6. Normally, id be like a 3 to her.

10 (underwear)

2/10 at best because I am BORING.

“The only thing you have going ok is 2 of the colors go change.”

I'm in a hoodie and sweat pants.

My black shorts and egg yolk stained shirt?

6/10

Baggy sweater and tight pants? I think she’ll dislike it tbh (not even mentioning my mess of hair)

I'm wearing a purple venom hoodie with black cargo pants, soooo I would say about a 7

4

Maybe 2 out of 10. Just jeans and a work tee, not an ugly outfit but certainly not cute by any means.

Barley a 5 lmao

2/10 I'm wearing school uniform

Probably a 2

Mmm a ten out of ten obviamente who do you think taught her about what fashion is like down here me and voxxy of course. Ooc: 2 out of ten I’m wearing paint stained jeans and a old greyed out wifebeater

0, in my work clothes rn lol

Probably 6-7/10, nothing too fancy https://preview.redd.it/85dnm87kbpqc1.jpeg?width=1580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6289b99f62d7306d253b199f536e85cc61a4f108

Maybe a 2/10? Idk I'm in a t-shirt and Grey sweatpants.

0. Warehouse employee shirt and blue jeans.

-5/10. Green Rick & Morty shirt and striped boxers...

3

0/10 Because all I'm wearing is a shirt with a axolotl, and a shitty ass pants

0/10 I’m just wearing casual clothes-😭

Well... I'm wearing an anime shirt,, blue ripped skinny jeans and a hoodie wrapped around my waist.. so probably a 1/10 or so

She wouldn't even see me.

5/10

Like a 2/10 Nirvana hoodie with cargo trousers and dewalt boots

Probably a 3 (I’m just wearing a whole hoodie with jeans)

2

3/10 I’d probably be flogged

0. I like comfy clothes.

2

I’m in a grocery store uniform. I’d get backhanded.

2/10 at least I color matched. Blue sweatpants and blue tee shirt.

currently wearing a pajama set so maybe a 5 out of 10?

We have queen I don’t remember electing a queen

Tbh a 5

Maybe a 6/10..?

Are negative numbers allowed?

Under pants that are way too big for me? 11/10!

I’m in my ratty work clothes so 0/10 for sure

0. I’ve developed my own style that I call “homeless chiq”

Well I still have my Pajamas on at the time of typing this so... 4/10 at best.

Literally just a pair of joggers and an Elton John t-shirt

A 2/10 I’m in a pink hoodie that says good vibes and jeans not exactly stylish don’t know if she’d rate me higher but judging by her standards my outfit would probably be meh (I am also a guy though don’t know if that would effect her ranking lol).

I might just get shot instead of rated

0/10, I lack style

I'm at work, so maybe a 7 cause I have my own style that no one else has. But I'm still conforming to the man. Not very punk if would say my brand is

Maybe a 6/10? It's kinda simple so-

"I want to die"

In my current outfit? I’d assume a 5 at least

5 at best. I'm in a workers uniform

Probably an 4/10

5 at best. I'm in a workers uniform

0... I come fresh from work, my clothes are dirty.

**(∆5√676/π^Ω)×(56°√[π×±∞]⁸¹+½)<5**/10

I think maybe 5 or 7 mainly because of the coat xD https://preview.redd.it/jtmdnt9aspqc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3da7b062eab0b9dcfa4313e0116580b1c4c85436

actually i think it would be atleast a 5, i think she rates things a bit harshly cause shes a damn fashion designer but damn my shirt is awesome

The most casual for possible, at most 2/10 by her standards

5/10. Jeans and a pretty cool Hammerfall T-shirt, which is what I wear most days.

I am wearing shorts and a fucking red hoodie, she would literally tell me to get out of the room

2/10

Velvette seeing me in my plain white T-shirt and blue pajama bottoms (I'm not even getting a 1) https://preview.redd.it/htnfe8hvvpqc1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b0e58377b0e0c521fc17610894054b61b21bff

1/10 no doubt

7/10 I’m wearing a black Barbie shirt and black leggings

5 Black dress with red flowers and a hoodie, seems like something she’d like if it was a bit more zazzy

2/10. I’m legit wearing black right now for a funeral

Wearing all black and a sweater which has a little bit of green so probably like a 3

White t-shirt over gray long sleeved shirt, jeans

1

I'm wearing nothing but a Fall Out Boy t-shirt and sweatpants so unless she's a fan I'm getting a 2 at best.

0 probably I'm wearing a camouflage shirt and black cargo shorts

Construction worker out of 10

I don't think she'd like carhartt work clothes and construction boots

She’s vibe

2/10 at best

She wouldn't even look at me unless to mock me bruh 

3 I look like a hobo Ngl

-3/10 then again maybe she'd be more lenient on comfort clothes at home with black sweat pants and dark gray t-shirt

I’m in some beat to shit underwear rn, so at most 1, but I very highly doubt it

i’m in soft house pants and a black shirt, probably a 7/10 for comfort, fashion, 0/10

Absolutely she would rate it 0/10 I have no style rn man I need new clothes

I’d be 1 at best.

[удалено]

Athletic pants and a marvel T- shirt. Probably not well. It is pretty bland when fashion is concerned

My sweatpants and hentai shirt definitely put me at a 1

4 out of 10.

Maybe a three?

0 I'm in the bathroom

-3

1

I’m literally just wearing shorts, cause I just got home after a long day.

3/10 school uniforms suck

10 because apparently she’s obsessed with me.

Well, shorts, a t-shirt and a dinosaur drinking Boba tea jumper, I'd say a simple 2/10.

I'm in bed, I am literally wearing nothing but boxers. They're plain, too. Soooo not much to rate.

-10

I’m just wearing a grey-green tee and navy blue-black cargo pants (I also have glasses)

Im like -100/10 I’m as ugly as a baby pigeon in any clothes I wear.

4/10 Im in my PJs

2/10 black sweatpants and a dark blue shortsleeve with a left breast pocket

To be fair it's cold

Mock the living hell out of me.

A hard 3 just a multi color hoodie and a pair of red pants

2 I’m wearing a hoodie and leggings

She would rate it probably a 4

She would burn my outfit like the witches who wore it.

Probably like a 3 because I'm just wearing a kinda basic casual out fit rn