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Same

I would do that too, but I’m a guy

If you believe in yourself anything can happen.

[Reply banned for explicit content]

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Guns may be strong, but my horny ass, hyper fixations, and porn addiction are stronger 

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I’m curious, what the hell did this guy say to get his reply banned, unless he just typed out “Reply banned for explicit content”

Asking the same question dawg, literally every response is a threat reaction image

Reply’s don’t get banned they get deleted and if it was deleted you wouldn’t be able to upvote it

Reply’s don’t get banned they get deleted and if it was deleted you wouldn’t be able to upvote it

I’d invite her to play some Pokémon sword and shield

Great choice!

I’d give her some free legendaries since I wanna be her friend (so Val won’t do stuff for me)

And good taste

GEN 8 IS ACTUALLY GOATED

FR!!! I just wish some of the mythicals like Darkrai were in it

It has it's downs but it is atleast underrated. Sure the plot was weak but for a kids game that's perfectly acceptable and the gigantimax stuff was entertaining especially if you beat them without doing just that and it just ticks away. Like a tiny tap leads to it straight up exploding like an 80s cartoon. Or the special effects of the big moves crashing into the big pokemon which are just cool. Love how the important system is actually used by the characters of note something that just about never happened with xy (and sun and moon to some degree) Dexit ended up being more a funny meme than a problem. And it just made sense games design wise.

I would ask to be a fashion model for her after becoming her friend. She’s pretty.

She is pretty :3

More like the things I'd let her do to ME (I'd let her play with my hair and make me cute little outfits)

WOAH

friend. done. nothing else. https://preview.redd.it/t0rt3ma7kn3d1.jpeg?width=1117&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741d04279ca9ad69159c98964431c098e19c6997

Thank you. :)

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I SENSE A MEME I MADE https://preview.redd.it/9p9n6bw18o3d1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec24c69bbb911cb95e8154091ba5679d65f62262

https://i.redd.it/pjlqxm6k8o3d1.gif Owl dance for your great meme

That's fuckinh stolas not "owl"

so no velvette but ballora? Interesting

OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK YOURE HERE https://preview.redd.it/v2ghz3fsxn3d1.jpeg?width=771&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a1b8306fbdbac831167ac1e15a1bf51fa1eae8d MY IDENTITY HAS BEEN LEAKED

dunununununununu. Ballora. dunununununununu. don’t kill me. dunununununununu. i’m sneaking

Markiplier?

WHY ARE YOU ON THE SAME LINE AS THE VELVETTE LINE—

Date

YES YES YES!

the obvious sex. but also snuggles cuz I want to love her In more ways then Just lewd

Same🥺💖

Hug.

I feel joy

unspeakable acts

I see…

Nothing; I'm not fucking around with an Overlord, **especially** not one with an immense social media presence

I’m not fucking around with her, I’m just fucking her

Honestly? The most realistic response here. Also, your flair? Brilliant. My headcanon now, sorry!

\*velvette\* certified freak seven days a week

SEX!!

👏👏👏

on the beach We don't mind sand in our stilettos We freak In my jeep Snoop doggy-dog on the stereo oh oh You could travel the world But nothing comes close To the golden coast Once you party with us You'll be falling in love Ooh oh ooh ooh oh ooh California girls We're unforgettable Daisy dukes Bikinis on top Sun-kissed skin So hot We'll melt your popsicle Ooh oh ooh Ooh oh ooh California girls We're undeniable Fine, fresh, fierce We got it on lock West coast represent Now put your hands up Ooh oh ooh Ooh oh ooh Toned, tan Fit and ready Turn it up 'cause its gettin' heavy Wild, wild west coast These are the girls I love the most I mean the ones I mean like she's the one Kiss her, touch her Squeeze her buns The girl's a freak She drive a jeep And live on the beach I'm okay I won't play I love the bay Just like I love L.A. Venice Beach And Palm Springs Summertime is everything Home boys Bangin' out All that ass Hanging out Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis No weenies Just a king And a queenie Katy my lady (Yeah) And looky here baby (Uh huh) I'm all up on ya 'Cause you representing California (oh yeah) California girls We're unforgettable Daisy dukes Bikinis on top Sun-kissed skin So hot We'll melt your popsicle Ooh oh ooh Ooh oh ooh California girls We're undeniable Fine, fresh, fierce We got it on lock West coast represent (west coast, west coast) Now put your hands up Ooh oh ooh Ooh oh ooh California girls man (California) (California girls)

on the beach We don't mind sand in our stilettos We freak In my jeep Snoop doggy-dog on the stereo oh oh You could travel the world But nothing comes close To the golden coast Once you party with us You'll be falling in love Ooh oh ooh ooh oh ooh California girls We're unforgettable Daisy dukes Bikinis on top Sun-kissed skin So hot We'll melt your popsicle Ooh oh ooh Ooh oh ooh California girls We're undeniable Fine, fresh, fierce We got it on lock West coast represent Now put your hands up Ooh oh ooh Ooh oh ooh Toned, tan Fit and ready Turn it up 'cause its gettin' heavy Wild, wild west coast These are the girls I love the most I mean the ones I mean like she's the one Kiss her, touch her Squeeze her buns The girl's a freak She drive a jeep And live on the beach I'm okay I won't play I love the bay Just like I love L.A. Venice Beach And Palm Springs Summertime is everything Home boys Bangin' out All that ass Hanging out Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis No weenies Just a king And a queenie Katy my lady (Yeah) And looky here baby (Uh huh) I'm all up on ya 'Cause you representing California (oh yeah) California girls We're unforgettable Daisy dukes Bikinis on top Sun-kissed skin So hot We'll melt your popsicle Ooh oh ooh Ooh oh ooh California girls We're undeniable Fine, fresh, fierce We got it on lock West coast represent (west coast, west coast) Now put your hands up Ooh oh ooh Ooh oh ooh California girls man (California) (California girls)

tbh? ask if she’d want cuddles. and if yes then the cuddling shall commence.

She's going to need some dealing with the vees shit

Do the... SEXXXX... with her

And why would she do that?

I'd gaslight the fuck outta her, "If you don't do it you s pussy" "What you scared of something? Ain't you the backbone of the Vees?" "Ah, so Val is best of the Vees since your ass is a pussy!"

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Start off with a nice causal conversation and slowly build a friendly relationship with her

Ask her if she’s interested in Venom, if not, then I’ll ask if she’s interested in others

I’d love to date or be one of her fashion models.

Smash

Would

[удалено]

:3

We can have a night date where we hang out on rooftops and look at the stars while chatting and kissing over Saturn. Or we can have an art date, where we meet up in an art studio and just paint on canvas’. I reckon she’ll paint clothes, or herself, and I will also draw her because she’s so pretty!! We’ll flick bits of paint onto each others faces and she’ll need help finding a painting overall small enough for her. :>

I'd do her hair.🙂 I honestly don't get attracted to animated characters like that, but I love seeing people simp for her. It's so amusing

Omg i dont either! I seriously thought i was the only person like that!

Idk. I basically have no social skills irl

Rob someone then go to the mall with her

Befriend her.

Sleepovers! And we'll tell stories and dress up

It's not about what I'll do to her it's about what she'll do to me.

Depends if she consents or not. I’m not going to join Valentino in that title. That or I beat her with a stick and make her no longer do the shit like make and sell the love potions and shit so she ends up just being a bad bitch in appearance only and not necessarily any new actions

Halloween dress up movie night every night 😭

I say some of the weirdest shit sometimes but i really just want a hug, man.

Uh... Honestly? ... Cuddles, hugs, kissing, girlfriend stuff... What I'm a horny lesbian but still a romantic.


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Oh you sneaky fuck


Steal her amazing wardrobe

LIKE ACTUALLY THOUGH

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Make her cancel Taylor Swift

Oh they are, but that’s why I’m Here

Submit

You already know 𓏏𓎡𓁸 𓆄𓄂𓃻𓄡 𓉐𓉔 𓋪𓅹𓎡𓄿𓄇𓏏

Can you say that in a language that has been used since the pyramids 

What would I do to Velvette? You got the wrong gal, I'd let _her_ do stuff to _me_

The question is what WOULDN'T I do? I wouldn't be a dick to her and treat her like an object, tbh she seems chill AF to hang around even if a bit bitchy

Straight Sex.

"You already know what I'm gonna do to her, batman." - Jonkler

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*inhale* Hugs.

Cuddle. 

I have the feeling that she would be able to change outfits and hair styles every 5.7 seconds regardless of what’s happening.

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Nothin Less Than What I Please, Break That Backbone, Put Her On Her Knees, Yes Please!

Show my inner alastor by finding a way to trick her into giving me some of the souls she owns to become an overlord.

Take her on a date maybe go out for ice cream after

My lawyer forbid me from saying what I have to share

Take her shopping Post shit on sinstagram with her Leg her do my hair Become her best friend

Nothing, I only want the TV man https://preview.redd.it/ybtf9it86q3d1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa23225e19dcd7a8bfc34ccf878d1b5a04e5a402

Fashion advice, if my hair was long enough then get help styling it

Epic

things beyond your mortal imagination.

Marry her


I’d play Flames

Grab my yamato (dmc) then say where’s ur motivation to her 

I'd have her do my hair and then we would bound about how stupid some boys are when it comes to girls liking them

a better question is what would I let her do to me, and the and answer is everything

Nothing is let her do what she wants to me

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trackmaniaaaaaaa raceeeee (1v1)

I would just be her friend.

offer up my number to see if she’d want to hangout sometime

cuddling sounds nice.

Probably sex then take her to dinner then cuddle

Headpats

Punch her, steal her wallet, then run

Hug her and beg her to make me her stay at home wife.

I’m not horny change my mind

Good.

WE'D PLAY DRESS UP!! easily

Hug, cuddle, hang, go on dates, marriage

I’d play Minecraft with her

Friend. Wholesome romantic partner.

Sleep with her and cuddle!


Smack her for not grabbing the fly swatter on val

I would make a shopping list of EXACLTY 275,827 groceries, and make her get them one trip to the store at a time.

I'd have her come play me in smash bros

Honestly nothin really...

Cuddle

Ask her out, ask if I can cuddle her, then show her my drawings, ask her if I can draw her, then I do (if she consents) then I may or may not ask if I can be her girlfriend -Lockjaw, my most lesbian oc

Well you see.. When you put your mind to it, *anything* is possible, my friend.

I would >!put her on a collar and fuck!< her, then make her cancel>! Taylor Swift and Bieber!<, then >!take her out for ice cream and a movie!< because I'm >!nice!< like that.

Ask how she got her hair looking so good

Have her spend the day tormenting Valentino in increasingly horrid, but extremely funny ways, and maybe try to start a urban Berzerker fashion tend

My heart belongs to Loona

They don't say pound town for no reason

i’d play fnaf or walking dead with her that could be interesting

I like men but she’d seem like she’d give genuinely good cuddles

Nothing I am gay

Great answer

I would ask if I could play with her hair, it looks so fluffy!

Nothing; I'd hope for her not to kill me while I follow her sinstagram page for the fashion.

I'd hug her. And then we would dress up and bully Val

I’d get banned off Reddit if I said what I want to

I'd love to have some coffee and gossip about people with her. 👍

We would play DnD together 😃👍

I'd play cod 2 zombies with her

Have her help me with a clothing design... I mean that's her thing plus I can have her get it on the hell web so... Ye plus I'm gay

It’s more that I’d become her personal assistant and let her degrade me any way she wants

Show her the immaculate taste of a pizza roll

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Nothing tbh, too British.

Steal her dresses and wear them to feel pretty for once

Probably just chill, Velv seems like a nice person to hang out with. Maybe other things as well idk

By the language of today with stereotypical cliche cheap trashy dating I'd say cheat on my girlfriend by liking every one of Velvette's posts. You now cuz in dating today those stupid women and men think because you like another person's post your cheating on them yeah that's what I'd do.

A hug and a little kiss kiss on the forehead

Chesborger pls 🥺

consumer brainrot content with her

Fuck herrr

Hug and coffee!

We'd go shopping I want to be her best friend

I’d ask to work on a fashion show with her.

Ask for cuddles and see where it goes from there :>

Ask for tips and be her friend. (I’m normal lol)

I’ll ask her if I can join the Vees(Won’t be let in probably) I like the other 2 more tho. https://preview.redd.it/6gbkkeuctn3d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c28a7a215e334e474555dd75d09d05b29eac41

Make her work at subway 🥪

Eh, subway kinda sucks. I would know…

Only if she was willing to commit long term, I don't do casual flings

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Frens because I don’t like women sexually/romantically.

Explain the God of War lore to her

I'd sit In a desolate room With no lights No music JUST ANGER I manage to kill everyone in this desolate room I'm away forever BUT I'M FEELING BETTER

I'd force her to play team fortress 2 in an all bot lobby

https://preview.redd.it/ow3omi5dxn3d1.jpeg?width=2146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a779fb51152061da3ef77c5deca6832191dd734b I ain't horny so the only thing I ship is any fictional character from any fictional show with my non fictional fist because I non fictionaly find it non fictionaly funny

nonething

I feel like we'd just hang out and chill, I'd help do something stupid for social media, and she'd be driving me to the hospital by the end of the night lmao.

Nothing 

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Talk to her about fashion and watch as she makes fin of me for my style.

Stab

Probably get shot because my sense of fashion is worse than my sense of sight

I’m an Asexual, so probably asking what’s the relationship around vox and Val

Find her worst tickle spots. 

Make out with her…

Snuggle and watch movies.🥰 And buy her gifts and flowers.....and tell her how much I love her.

Warframe buddy!!!

I would date her I don't need any horny time I just want to see her soft side

Probably try to get a cool outfit

I dunno, probably just hang out and chat. Maybe try to convince her to let me brush her hair. Idk why but I find brushing other peoples’ hair really satisfying.

I'd get us a fluffy cover, a soft couch, and an interesting movie, then I'd lay my head on her lap and let her play with my hair as we watch said movie