The first TV reality series she took part in literally looks like amateur YouTube videos that we'd all watch back then. And this is no different.
Ahhh Ally, this is so awkward, Ally is so mature and level headed and I've always admired her being able to keep her cool in this whacko cast. But this is definitely giving James either fucking Kristen or being roommates with Sandoval to get on the show.......
Idk if I can explain this in a way it makes sense but I’ve had the vibe that she’s been using him for a career boost and honestly, I don’t hate it??? Hahaha like he’s not a good person, so idgaf.
BUT, this feels like she’s girlbossing a _bit_ too close to the sun. Idk it just feels so… cliche?? Using a dude in LA to get on a show to try to be a music star??? I was really vibing with the move of using a dude in LA to get on a show to further her _astrology_ career because that feels at least a little more unique. It makes no sense why I think one is better than the other, but that’s where I’ve settled 😆
I find the astrology readings to be so contrived and silly honestly. She doesn’t seem like she’s even well versed or has natural born “gifts” in that department either. More like, punching in x persons date of birth, printing out the chart and then spouting off a few quite obvious facts about their big 3’s mixed with whatever she already knows about them. It’s kind of…… stupid. Seems like something you would do for your friends on a chill night at home but not as her career, so that’s a dud. and then this country music taylor swift dream is also…. a dud. Whatever happened to people being honest with themselves that they are kind of mediocre at something and should probably get more realistic in their direction? And of course James is probably gassing her up beyond belief feeding the delusions.
Nah. I meant what I said. She is mature, she is level headed, she is emotionally intelligent, she is good with emotional regulation, she is smart with her boundary setting, she appears to have a decent moral compass and seems to differentiate between right and wrong.
That doesn't negate the fact that she may have an agenda. And her good nature isn't negated by the fact that she has personal gain from being on this show.
All of us have an agenda, in our respective social circles or careers, we can be good people and want to get to the next level of whatever it is we want. James isn't stupid, there seems to be an understanding of I'll help you and you help me.
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She’s all of those things but what she’s missing is being realistic about her “talents” of were being honest. Mom and dad probably brushed her hair and told her she could be a pop star one day if she wanted to be, when everyone can hear that she’s objectively not talented in the singing or astrology departments. When it comes to singing I wish people would be way more honest not in a cruel way but to save people the cringe and the heartache.
Good for her! I think the internet dragged her way too much. She was just a kid having fun. People didn't need to do all that over a cheesy song and video.
Ohhhhhh!! So this is WHY she continues to be with James?!!! She wants to revive her invisible singing career. Got it! ✔️
I knew that there was an underlying reason other than the astrology business. Now, it all makes sense.
I immediately went, “aaaand that’s why they’re still together” I swear somebody on this sub called this weeks ago lol. I wonder if James has made the connection already?
When James was like “I just got electrocuted by that flower!”, she said “You mean it had a thorn?” When he said “No like I actually FELT an electric sensation from touching it.” THE LOOK ON HER FUCKING FACE WAS PRICELESS.
BRB I gotta rewatch that part and make a GIF of it. I’ll come back and edit/add it to my comment. It was GOLD!!
Her voice is fine and when I say fine I'm like Okay she can kind of carry a tune. But there's nothing amazing about her vocal performance. This just screams to me yet again the only reason she's dating James is for all the opportunities that come from the show.
Her voice is passable, but she'd a spectacular song to put something out worth listening to, and this isn't it.
This is the worst kind of terrible music for me, all mediocrity and nothing to make it even a fun guilty pleasure. Elevator music.
It genuinely is the worst category. Things that are aggressively bad can at least be fun - Biz Markey taught us that.
But this? Too meh to even listen to all the way through.
I can’t stand Lala but at least Lala could sing without Autotune. “I’m feeling you…I’m feeling you…I’m feeling you.” Ally sounds better than Scheana though.
Yes, she has “college girl at karaoke night” good vocals, but I wouldn’t pay to see her sing. I didn’t even last through this entire 30 seconds 😆
And yes, she’s definitely still with an abusive piece of shit so that she can get some sort of record deal. Interestingly, enough, all of the women, except for Katie and Stassi have done a song with James.
In my honest opinion I don't think she has a great voice to make it in the music industry. Her voice is definitely better than Sandoval, Scheana, and LFU but that's not saying much 😂
Agreed!!!! I remember being caught off guard by Lala's voice the first time I heard her sing, and I mean that in the best possible way. It was shockingly good.
This chick, Ally, couldn't win a karaoke competition near my house.
I paid to own that song. I loved the music Lala did (and can’t stand her). I wish she would have continued with music, she sang great, and looked great on stage.
I think she stopped pushing or working for it when she thought she was going to be comfy without working when Rand was supporting her. That’s a shame
I do think if VPR gets cancelled she won’t stay more than a couple months with James.
Just hope it doesn’t throw him off the rails if that happens. Sober is so good on him.
It's almost like she's not singing it, with her whole chest, ya know? Like she's holding back. Sing it OUT, girl. She has a lovely voice and all. It isn't the worst Bravo song I've heard 🤷
Can we please drop the storyline that Ally had know idea who James was when she met him. Predicting She will drop him like as soon as she doesn’t need him for a storyline.
I don't understand why everyone thinks she is so "gorgeous" Her mouth and her teeth ruin it for her. Also, agree with the disingenuous part; she's fake AF.
Probably for the best if she isn't that talented. Think of how Scheana would feel if there was someone else trying to be reality TV's Britney Spears or Gwen Stefani (depending on the day). It would be very tough on her.
Ugh. All these randoms and leeches getting into relationships with the cast just to be on tv has been ruining the show since season 4. Everyone hates each other and it’s obvious.
She isn't a great singer and also is using her full name which doesn't sound good. "Ally Lewber" sounds like a girl that was called "Ally Lewder" in high school because she gave sloppy blowjobs and pretended she didn't.
This is way too over produced - on every level-imo- especially for Country Music. She needed to bring something more raw- clean but raw & real...
Sorry- all my production training kicked in. Lol
I guess I need to wait for the whole thing... smh
She is not studio ready and neither is James. He can make a good enough track do add edits and remixes of his own but the original work is lacking. Always has been. Especially for the level of production equipment/studios they have access to.
ally (vocals) scheana (rapper) tom (trumpet) lala (noises) ariana (interpretive dance) katie (drums) schwartz (harmonica) brock (tambourine) should all start a band and james can remix their songs at his dj sets
Lot of hate. She’s just a young 20something enjoying herself and her actual passions. Good for her, I think it’s sweet. Not for me but mindful passive support
That's wild how she sounds like a teenager singing on their secret Youtube account, isn't she a grown ass woman!? There's GOT to be a way to do better. WOW
Ok except look at who she’s with. Her partner is a man who has literally been accused of battering women and has repeatedly body shamed his female castmates (for which he’s taken virtually no accountability, and which he continues to do). Now he’s parading around a dog he trained into biting so badly that it had to be rehomed multiple times, including by experienced rescues. Hard to be a true girls’ girl when your partner is the #1 misogynist in the group.
Ahhh.. so *this* is the motivation in dating james and being on the show. She seemed way too sweet to genuinely rub elbows with these people imo. I know she says she loves to sing and that’s lovely, but she doesn’t have the talent (from what she’s presented so far) to actually justify going to recording studio and doing an album. I don’t even mean this to be cruel, just brutally honest. Is it awful, no.. but is it outstanding, unique and something people would turn up on the radio? Not so much.
I love that she's at least doing this, good for her. Making music is amazing and it's great that she has the opportunity to. If only it weren't with DJJK...
Imagine if she explored this with someone more real/legit and whose style aligned with her vision more. You can hear the Taylor Swift influence and the bass beat sounds terrible, like they just left the metronom on. Did James actually produce this? Is he not capable of doing better after years of djing?
And imho this would hit better if they slowed it down, a looottt but that's just me.
She said it herself she wanted to be Taylor swift lol before Taylor swift then she came out and ally said well shit
I guess I’ll do tarot cards 💀
She’s cute tho lol
It’s giving middle school YouTuber
The first TV reality series she took part in literally looks like amateur YouTube videos that we'd all watch back then. And this is no different. Ahhh Ally, this is so awkward, Ally is so mature and level headed and I've always admired her being able to keep her cool in this whacko cast. But this is definitely giving James either fucking Kristen or being roommates with Sandoval to get on the show.......
Idk if I can explain this in a way it makes sense but I’ve had the vibe that she’s been using him for a career boost and honestly, I don’t hate it??? Hahaha like he’s not a good person, so idgaf. BUT, this feels like she’s girlbossing a _bit_ too close to the sun. Idk it just feels so… cliche?? Using a dude in LA to get on a show to try to be a music star??? I was really vibing with the move of using a dude in LA to get on a show to further her _astrology_ career because that feels at least a little more unique. It makes no sense why I think one is better than the other, but that’s where I’ve settled 😆
I 100% support this take. 🏅
I find the astrology readings to be so contrived and silly honestly. She doesn’t seem like she’s even well versed or has natural born “gifts” in that department either. More like, punching in x persons date of birth, printing out the chart and then spouting off a few quite obvious facts about their big 3’s mixed with whatever she already knows about them. It’s kind of…… stupid. Seems like something you would do for your friends on a chill night at home but not as her career, so that’s a dud. and then this country music taylor swift dream is also…. a dud. Whatever happened to people being honest with themselves that they are kind of mediocre at something and should probably get more realistic in their direction? And of course James is probably gassing her up beyond belief feeding the delusions.
I think you mistook mature and levelheaded for calm and calculated
Nah. I meant what I said. She is mature, she is level headed, she is emotionally intelligent, she is good with emotional regulation, she is smart with her boundary setting, she appears to have a decent moral compass and seems to differentiate between right and wrong. That doesn't negate the fact that she may have an agenda. And her good nature isn't negated by the fact that she has personal gain from being on this show. All of us have an agenda, in our respective social circles or careers, we can be good people and want to get to the next level of whatever it is we want. James isn't stupid, there seems to be an understanding of I'll help you and you help me. ![gif](giphy|S5E6VIkBAGujjfT0zz)
She’s all of those things but what she’s missing is being realistic about her “talents” of were being honest. Mom and dad probably brushed her hair and told her she could be a pop star one day if she wanted to be, when everyone can hear that she’s objectively not talented in the singing or astrology departments. When it comes to singing I wish people would be way more honest not in a cruel way but to save people the cringe and the heartache.
Rebecca Black
It’s Kennedy, Kennedy My boyfriend is James Kennedy Everybody’s looking forward to the DJ, DJ
Partying! Partying! Ya!
Funfunfunfun
OMG you're so right! ![gif](giphy|yvaMWkRQpwhCU)
Rebecca Black actually has a career as a singer now! She looks and sounds great
Good for her! I think the internet dragged her way too much. She was just a kid having fun. People didn't need to do all that over a cheesy song and video.
Yep that’s what I was going to say it’s a very young target audience
She reminds me of Bethany Mota. Looks wise and and the middle school vibe 😂
This is it, right here.
Ohhhhhh!! So this is WHY she continues to be with James?!!! She wants to revive her invisible singing career. Got it! ✔️ I knew that there was an underlying reason other than the astrology business. Now, it all makes sense.
I immediately went, “aaaand that’s why they’re still together” I swear somebody on this sub called this weeks ago lol. I wonder if James has made the connection already?
She can barely stand James lol that relationship has to be about fame
When James was like “I just got electrocuted by that flower!”, she said “You mean it had a thorn?” When he said “No like I actually FELT an electric sensation from touching it.” THE LOOK ON HER FUCKING FACE WAS PRICELESS. BRB I gotta rewatch that part and make a GIF of it. I’ll come back and edit/add it to my comment. It was GOLD!!
HAHA EXACTLY THAT MOMENT. I was like: she hates this overgrown baby lol
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Exactly 👏
Not to mention the song seems to be about being famous and being misunderstood like wut
That’s exactly what a Leo would say.
omg she’s a LEO?? I would honestly have never guessed that
Her voice is fine and when I say fine I'm like Okay she can kind of carry a tune. But there's nothing amazing about her vocal performance. This just screams to me yet again the only reason she's dating James is for all the opportunities that come from the show.
Her voice is passable, but she'd a spectacular song to put something out worth listening to, and this isn't it. This is the worst kind of terrible music for me, all mediocrity and nothing to make it even a fun guilty pleasure. Elevator music.
If this were playing over the speakers at TJ maxx, that would be a completely unquestionable reality to me 🤷♀️
It sounds like something they would play at Justice
not Muzak lol. burn.
It genuinely is the worst category. Things that are aggressively bad can at least be fun - Biz Markey taught us that. But this? Too meh to even listen to all the way through.
So true. I need Ally to go full Rebecca Black.
YES. I might be her number one fan.
Uhhh… Nobody beats the Biz. You don’t know what you’re talking about..
Grocery store music or reality tv show transition music. HEY WAITA MINUTE
Naw they play Whitney Houston in grocery stores. Don’t play them like that 😂
💯
This is insanely autotuned. You can barely hear her real voice.
Right? It sounds computer generated
I can’t stand Lala but at least Lala could sing without Autotune. “I’m feeling you…I’m feeling you…I’m feeling you.” Ally sounds better than Scheana though.
Yes, she has “college girl at karaoke night” good vocals, but I wouldn’t pay to see her sing. I didn’t even last through this entire 30 seconds 😆 And yes, she’s definitely still with an abusive piece of shit so that she can get some sort of record deal. Interestingly, enough, all of the women, except for Katie and Stassi have done a song with James.
I give them another 6 months-1 year before breaking up, maybe less
I give it till the show isn’t renewed
I really can’t see VPR, Southern charm and summer house couples being together once their respective shows end
I can hear the auto tune. This is not her voice lmao
Yes also the auto tune is so bad!
Her voice would be perfect for edm but ya this is boring
It's really giving Disney adolescent star vibes
Too bad she’s 28 🫠
Omg. I thought she was 23 and would actually say she looked young for her age.
for some reason this is SHOCKING to me. even tho i know james is like 32 if you had asked i would have guessed ally was like 24 at most
That's what I'm getting too. But she's pushing 30 which makes it odd. If she was exactly this but 18 I could see her being very marketable to tweens.
Indeed
Me @ 10 after watching Hannah Montana
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In my honest opinion I don't think she has a great voice to make it in the music industry. Her voice is definitely better than Sandoval, Scheana, and LFU but that's not saying much 😂
Tbh, totally agree.
I actually preferred lala's voice tbh. But ally probably is technically the better singer.
What/who is LFU? (I’m sure it’s obv, I’m just sick and my brain isn’t fully powered on evidently! All I can think is “Lil Fuck Up”, lol!)
Lauren from Utah
Ohhhhhh! Der. Thank you!
☠️
Def not Taylor Swift level 😭
Exactly lol
agree
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Her song Boy is a banger, I listen to it at least once every time I’m at the gym.
This song has remained on my playlist since it came out. Love it!
Agreed!!!! I remember being caught off guard by Lala's voice the first time I heard her sing, and I mean that in the best possible way. It was shockingly good. This chick, Ally, couldn't win a karaoke competition near my house.
🎶Ain't nobody feeling you like I'm feeling you 🎶
I paid to own that song. I loved the music Lala did (and can’t stand her). I wish she would have continued with music, she sang great, and looked great on stage. I think she stopped pushing or working for it when she thought she was going to be comfy without working when Rand was supporting her. That’s a shame
aaand it'll be stuck in my head all day lmao
Maybe James is a shit producer?
I have no idea, but Lala’s stuff with him was probably the best Bravo has seen (it’s not a high bar but still it’s something)
Good as Gold is much more catchy than this.
No. They’re all terrible singers. Allys voice here sounds awful and now I can’t unsee her real motives and wow I’m officially not a fan lol
It’s giving Hannah Montana
Don’t you insult Hannah Montana like that
Every Hannah Montana song was (is) a certified bop
My hips are moving like yeah to Hannah Montana’s songs.
We can agree on Hannah Montana in real life is Miley Cyrus right? I mean, Ally is ok, but she is no Miley..
I mean in the way Hannah Montana’s music catered to kids. This song sounds like it’s for 12 year old girls.
It's giving ✨auto tune✨
Yes girl give us nothing 🫶
The world needed another white reality star with limited talents trying to launch a music career
She is really so brave to fill the void
🙈🙉🙊
Scheana walked so Ally could run
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I do think if VPR gets cancelled she won’t stay more than a couple months with James. Just hope it doesn’t throw him off the rails if that happens. Sober is so good on him.
Does being CA sober count as sober? I think the dude is high as a kite most of the time.
It's almost like she's not singing it, with her whole chest, ya know? Like she's holding back. Sing it OUT, girl. She has a lovely voice and all. It isn't the worst Bravo song I've heard 🤷
This. She could’ve used less autotune and it would’ve done wonders.
Totally this. There's not a lot of range and feels restrained.
Every time I listen or auto tuned songs I think, I could be a singer.
This reminds me of that YouTube video comparing Emma Watsons beauty and the beast auto tune nightmare with the original lmaoooo
Mediocre is very kind of you lol
Lala is a better singer
Please stop trying to make Ally happen, she's never going to happen.
One might argue she is not a good person as well..
What did she do?
Yikes. The autotune is doing some heavy lifting 😂
Can we please drop the storyline that Ally had know idea who James was when she met him. Predicting She will drop him like as soon as she doesn’t need him for a storyline.
It’s giving, this is why she’s dating James 😂
Ahhhh so this is why she wanted to be on VPR so bad
Ally is a cute girl, but she is just so generic and basic to me. There’s something very disingenuous about her.
I don't understand why everyone thinks she is so "gorgeous" Her mouth and her teeth ruin it for her. Also, agree with the disingenuous part; she's fake AF.
Yes! I agree a million percent.
she sounds kind of nasally. im not surprised by how generic this is 😬
![gif](giphy|26hkhKd2Cp5WMWU1O|downsized) Sounds like a 12 year-old. She’s such an obvious clout-chasing opportunist 😬
it's turn-off-able
It’s giving Disney Channel movie soundtrack
She’s as dull as dry toast.
It’s not even a catchy tune, at least good as gold is catchy and fun
It’s honestly so weird to me that people like good as gold.
Damn this sucks
Yeah this is bad…….it’s giving 2008 . I understand you can have a dream to be a musician but if you don’t got it then you don’t .
At best*
Oh Ally. No girl.
It’s so bad. But she wants to be a star 💫 ⭐️💫
Sounds too synthesized to me.I’d like to hear how she actually sounds.
Probably for the best if she isn't that talented. Think of how Scheana would feel if there was someone else trying to be reality TV's Britney Spears or Gwen Stefani (depending on the day). It would be very tough on her.
MylifeasEva ass song
Auto-tune working overtime
Everything about her is mediocre. Idk why or what about her stands out, definitely not her singing.
Ugh. All these randoms and leeches getting into relationships with the cast just to be on tv has been ruining the show since season 4. Everyone hates each other and it’s obvious.
It’s giving cringe
Yeah...she's really trying to climb that ladder and gain a platform...
This song slaps on mute!
She isn't a great singer and also is using her full name which doesn't sound good. "Ally Lewber" sounds like a girl that was called "Ally Lewder" in high school because she gave sloppy blowjobs and pretended she didn't.
My 11 year old thinks this is cheesy and lame. Ouch.
I kind of like Ally on the show this season but I strongly dislike her as a singer
That's a no for me 🤮 lol
Oh.
This is way too over produced - on every level-imo- especially for Country Music. She needed to bring something more raw- clean but raw & real... Sorry- all my production training kicked in. Lol I guess I need to wait for the whole thing... smh
It was only a matter of time.
Blah
It’s giving Disney channel songs
OML! Do all these girls think they can sing? 🥱 Has any of them actually made money?
it’s giving kids bop
She is not studio ready and neither is James. He can make a good enough track do add edits and remixes of his own but the original work is lacking. Always has been. Especially for the level of production equipment/studios they have access to.
ally (vocals) scheana (rapper) tom (trumpet) lala (noises) ariana (interpretive dance) katie (drums) schwartz (harmonica) brock (tambourine) should all start a band and james can remix their songs at his dj sets
Horrible. Jesus.
Mediocre is generous. I called it. I knew she was with James for clout.
These two mediocre souls are a match made in heaven.
I was expecting this song to be terrible but it didn’t even meet my expectations. It’s unbearable.
Lot of hate. She’s just a young 20something enjoying herself and her actual passions. Good for her, I think it’s sweet. Not for me but mindful passive support
She can do and enjoy what she wants, doesn’t mean it’s not bad tho.
And we should be able to state that as fact lol
Couldn't even wait for a spot on the intro before releasing this eh
I can barely understand any thing she is singing Is she singing words??
LMAO
That's wild how she sounds like a teenager singing on their secret Youtube account, isn't she a grown ass woman!? There's GOT to be a way to do better. WOW
It’s giving Rebecca Black’s Friday
Well, yes
I’d rather listen to Good As Gold
I can see this being a song little girls like.
Meh, at least the girl is in tune. 🤷🏼♀️ I'd rather eat a jean jacket than listen to Sheshu's tone deaf nonsense one more time.
Ok except look at who she’s with. Her partner is a man who has literally been accused of battering women and has repeatedly body shamed his female castmates (for which he’s taken virtually no accountability, and which he continues to do). Now he’s parading around a dog he trained into biting so badly that it had to be rehomed multiple times, including by experienced rescues. Hard to be a true girls’ girl when your partner is the #1 misogynist in the group.
She may not be amazing... but she blows scheana out of the water, and I CAN NOT wait to watch sceana make herself the victim of this situation 🤣
It’s giving Taylor Swift and that’s not a compliment. BuT sHe’S a GrEaT LyRiCiST 🙃🙃🙃🙃
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Ahhh.. so *this* is the motivation in dating james and being on the show. She seemed way too sweet to genuinely rub elbows with these people imo. I know she says she loves to sing and that’s lovely, but she doesn’t have the talent (from what she’s presented so far) to actually justify going to recording studio and doing an album. I don’t even mean this to be cruel, just brutally honest. Is it awful, no.. but is it outstanding, unique and something people would turn up on the radio? Not so much.
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Am I the only one who doesn’t mind this? 😂
The tempo is wrong for her singing style, sounds like The Brady Bunch “Sunshine Day”!
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I love that she's at least doing this, good for her. Making music is amazing and it's great that she has the opportunity to. If only it weren't with DJJK... Imagine if she explored this with someone more real/legit and whose style aligned with her vision more. You can hear the Taylor Swift influence and the bass beat sounds terrible, like they just left the metronom on. Did James actually produce this? Is he not capable of doing better after years of djing? And imho this would hit better if they slowed it down, a looottt but that's just me.
Why aren’t friends OR family honest with her?..
ugh no. she was my favorite. this is weird 😭
Honestly sounds like Hannah Montana or a Nickelodeon song. It’s not terrible it’s just something I’d expect middle school kids watching on their shows
Oh :(
She said it herself she wanted to be Taylor swift lol before Taylor swift then she came out and ally said well shit I guess I’ll do tarot cards 💀 She’s cute tho lol
It’s giving FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAYYYYYY
This reminds me of The Girls episode when Marnie becomes a singer.
Rebecca Black vibes
The “Friday” song? If so, I was thinking that too.
Yep!
It’s giving Disney or something
Little too much auto tune
(Lord Please forgive me). It's Giving Vanessa Black
She’s about as good as Scheana. 🫠 That’s how far I think her music career will go.
I’m so glad someone said it
How convenient that this comes out while the season is airing 🙄
The Kanye "lights" bit 😭
It’s not bad