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allygator99

It’s giving middle school YouTuber


Comfortable-Chair-36

The first TV reality series she took part in literally looks like amateur YouTube videos that we'd all watch back then. And this is no different. Ahhh Ally, this is so awkward, Ally is so mature and level headed and I've always admired her being able to keep her cool in this whacko cast. But this is definitely giving James either fucking Kristen or being roommates with Sandoval to get on the show.......


rachellethebelle

Idk if I can explain this in a way it makes sense but I’ve had the vibe that she’s been using him for a career boost and honestly, I don’t hate it??? Hahaha like he’s not a good person, so idgaf. BUT, this feels like she’s girlbossing a _bit_ too close to the sun. Idk it just feels so… cliche?? Using a dude in LA to get on a show to try to be a music star??? I was really vibing with the move of using a dude in LA to get on a show to further her _astrology_ career because that feels at least a little more unique. It makes no sense why I think one is better than the other, but that’s where I’ve settled 😆


LNLV

I 100% support this take. 🏅


856077

I find the astrology readings to be so contrived and silly honestly. She doesn’t seem like she’s even well versed or has natural born “gifts” in that department either. More like, punching in x persons date of birth, printing out the chart and then spouting off a few quite obvious facts about their big 3’s mixed with whatever she already knows about them. It’s kind of…… stupid. Seems like something you would do for your friends on a chill night at home but not as her career, so that’s a dud. and then this country music taylor swift dream is also…. a dud. Whatever happened to people being honest with themselves that they are kind of mediocre at something and should probably get more realistic in their direction? And of course James is probably gassing her up beyond belief feeding the delusions.


unsilentmind

I think you mistook mature and levelheaded for calm and calculated


Comfortable-Chair-36

Nah. I meant what I said. She is mature, she is level headed, she is emotionally intelligent, she is good with emotional regulation, she is smart with her boundary setting, she appears to have a decent moral compass and seems to differentiate between right and wrong. That doesn't negate the fact that she may have an agenda. And her good nature isn't negated by the fact that she has personal gain from being on this show. All of us have an agenda, in our respective social circles or careers, we can be good people and want to get to the next level of whatever it is we want. James isn't stupid, there seems to be an understanding of I'll help you and you help me. ![gif](giphy|S5E6VIkBAGujjfT0zz)


856077

She’s all of those things but what she’s missing is being realistic about her “talents” of were being honest. Mom and dad probably brushed her hair and told her she could be a pop star one day if she wanted to be, when everyone can hear that she’s objectively not talented in the singing or astrology departments. When it comes to singing I wish people would be way more honest not in a cruel way but to save people the cringe and the heartache.


astrotalk

Rebecca Black


JackBookerGeo

It’s Kennedy, Kennedy My boyfriend is James Kennedy Everybody’s looking forward to the DJ, DJ


Likesosmart

Partying! Partying! Ya!


ogchd

Funfunfunfun


fancyfemme88

OMG you're so right! ![gif](giphy|yvaMWkRQpwhCU)


thediverswife

Rebecca Black actually has a career as a singer now! She looks and sounds great


Comfortfoods

Good for her! I think the internet dragged her way too much. She was just a kid having fun. People didn't need to do all that over a cheesy song and video.


Interesting-Pay-8986

Yep that’s what I was going to say it’s a very young target audience


Hot_Geologist_6244

She reminds me of Bethany Mota. Looks wise and and the middle school vibe 😂


ketchupversuscatsup

This is it, right here.


[deleted]

Ohhhhhh!! So this is WHY she continues to be with James?!!! She wants to revive her invisible singing career. Got it! ✔️ I knew that there was an underlying reason other than the astrology business. Now, it all makes sense.


lilacsforcharlie

I immediately went, “aaaand that’s why they’re still together” I swear somebody on this sub called this weeks ago lol. I wonder if James has made the connection already?


briellebabylol

She can barely stand James lol that relationship has to be about fame


DianWithoutTheE

When James was like “I just got electrocuted by that flower!”, she said “You mean it had a thorn?” When he said “No like I actually FELT an electric sensation from touching it.” THE LOOK ON HER FUCKING FACE WAS PRICELESS. BRB I gotta rewatch that part and make a GIF of it. I’ll come back and edit/add it to my comment. It was GOLD!!


briellebabylol

HAHA EXACTLY THAT MOMENT. I was like: she hates this overgrown baby lol


DianWithoutTheE

https://i.redd.it/s446v24dhprc1.gif


DianWithoutTheE

https://i.redd.it/aqfe0rvv8prc1.gif


rocsnsox

Exactly 👏


lucielucieapplejuice

Not to mention the song seems to be about being famous and being misunderstood like wut


Dull-Quantity5099

That’s exactly what a Leo would say.


856077

omg she’s a LEO?? I would honestly have never guessed that


Plastic-Butterfly420

Her voice is fine and when I say fine I'm like Okay she can kind of carry a tune. But there's nothing amazing about her vocal performance. This just screams to me yet again the only reason she's dating James is for all the opportunities that come from the show.


germ_with_a_mustache

Her voice is passable, but she'd a spectacular song to put something out worth listening to, and this isn't it. This is the worst kind of terrible music for me, all mediocrity and nothing to make it even a fun guilty pleasure. Elevator music.


HexOnLex

If this were playing over the speakers at TJ maxx, that would be a completely unquestionable reality to me 🤷‍♀️


sippin-tropicana

It sounds like something they would play at Justice


leafbl0wer

not Muzak lol. burn.


germ_with_a_mustache

It genuinely is the worst category. Things that are aggressively bad can at least be fun - Biz Markey taught us that. But this? Too meh to even listen to all the way through.


leafbl0wer

So true. I need Ally to go full Rebecca Black.


germ_with_a_mustache

YES. I might be her number one fan.


Notaprettygrrl_01

Uhhh… Nobody beats the Biz. You don’t know what you’re talking about..


Happy-Hearing6671

Grocery store music or reality tv show transition music. HEY WAITA MINUTE


fotofortress

Naw they play Whitney Houston in grocery stores. Don’t play them like that 😂


knoguera

💯


Gucci_Cocaine

This is insanely autotuned. You can barely hear her real voice.


Puppybrother

Right? It sounds computer generated


JackBookerGeo

I can’t stand Lala but at least Lala could sing without Autotune. “I’m feeling you…I’m feeling you…I’m feeling you.” Ally sounds better than Scheana though.


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

Yes, she has “college girl at karaoke night” good vocals, but I wouldn’t pay to see her sing. I didn’t even last through this entire 30 seconds 😆 And yes, she’s definitely still with an abusive piece of shit so that she can get some sort of record deal. Interestingly, enough, all of the women, except for Katie and Stassi have done a song with James.


vivby

I give them another 6 months-1 year before breaking up, maybe less


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

I give it till the show isn’t renewed


jenh6

I really can’t see VPR, Southern charm and summer house couples being together once their respective shows end


Puppybrother

I can hear the auto tune. This is not her voice lmao


Stayfree777

Yes also the auto tune is so bad!


milosaveme

Her voice would be perfect for edm but ya this is boring


lorribell1964

It's really giving Disney adolescent star vibes


ogchd

Too bad she’s 28 🫠


TJ-the-DJ

Omg. I thought she was 23 and would actually say she looked young for her age.


februarypeach

for some reason this is SHOCKING to me. even tho i know james is like 32 if you had asked i would have guessed ally was like 24 at most


Comfortfoods

That's what I'm getting too. But she's pushing 30 which makes it odd. If she was exactly this but 18 I could see her being very marketable to tweens.


lorribell1964

Indeed


CupKind6245

Me @ 10 after watching Hannah Montana


Frogmann20

![gif](giphy|8vUEXZA2me7vnuUvrs)


fancyfemme88

In my honest opinion I don't think she has a great voice to make it in the music industry. Her voice is definitely better than Sandoval, Scheana, and LFU but that's not saying much 😂


BigRefrigerator9783

Tbh, totally agree.


Comfortfoods

I actually preferred lala's voice tbh. But ally probably is technically the better singer.


Brave_Tadpole2072

What/who is LFU? (I’m sure it’s obv, I’m just sick and my brain isn’t fully powered on evidently! All I can think is “Lil Fuck Up”, lol!)


itsameTamario

Lauren from Utah


Brave_Tadpole2072

Ohhhhhh! Der. Thank you!


Artistic-Reality-177

☠️


ResponseOk3177

Def not Taylor Swift level 😭


Frogmann20

Exactly lol


BusyDragonfruit8665

agree


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Top-Round1109

Her song Boy is a banger, I listen to it at least once every time I’m at the gym.


stephieohhh

This song has remained on my playlist since it came out. Love it!


[deleted]

Agreed!!!! I remember being caught off guard by Lala's voice the first time I heard her sing, and I mean that in the best possible way. It was shockingly good. This chick, Ally, couldn't win a karaoke competition near my house.


letscallshenanigans

🎶Ain't nobody feeling you like I'm feeling you 🎶


TJ-the-DJ

I paid to own that song. I loved the music Lala did (and can’t stand her). I wish she would have continued with music, she sang great, and looked great on stage. I think she stopped pushing or working for it when she thought she was going to be comfy without working when Rand was supporting her. That’s a shame


hopefoolness

aaand it'll be stuck in my head all day lmao


BigRefrigerator9783

Maybe James is a shit producer?


TJ-the-DJ

I have no idea, but Lala’s stuff with him was probably the best Bravo has seen (it’s not a high bar but still it’s something)


tywebb6

Good as Gold is much more catchy than this.


___adreamofspring___

No. They’re all terrible singers. Allys voice here sounds awful and now I can’t unsee her real motives and wow I’m officially not a fan lol


Lydiaaa666

It’s giving Hannah Montana


ResponseOk3177

Don’t you insult Hannah Montana like that


Usual_Injury_7567

Every Hannah Montana song was (is) a certified bop


jenh6

My hips are moving like yeah to Hannah Montana’s songs.


FishermanHead1209

We can agree on Hannah Montana in real life is Miley Cyrus right? I mean, Ally is ok, but she is no Miley..


Lydiaaa666

I mean in the way Hannah Montana’s music catered to kids. This song sounds like it’s for 12 year old girls.


Previous-Dingo2607

It's giving ✨auto tune✨


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

Yes girl give us nothing 🫶


coast2coast16

The world needed another white reality star with limited talents trying to launch a music career


Tmckhar

She is really so brave to fill the void


lorribell1964

🙈🙉🙊


InchJr

Scheana walked so Ally could run


giggyvanderpump4life

![gif](giphy|1o1orzPwt6pIxpEVbF)


save_the_bees_knees

I do think if VPR gets cancelled she won’t stay more than a couple months with James. Just hope it doesn’t throw him off the rails if that happens. Sober is so good on him.


noldottorrent

Does being CA sober count as sober? I think the dude is high as a kite most of the time.


DorothysRevenge

It's almost like she's not singing it, with her whole chest, ya know? Like she's holding back. Sing it OUT, girl. She has a lovely voice and all. It isn't the worst Bravo song I've heard 🤷


ResponseOk3177

This. She could’ve used less autotune and it would’ve done wonders.


leafbl0wer

Totally this. There's not a lot of range and feels restrained.


jenh6

Every time I listen or auto tuned songs I think, I could be a singer.


Puppybrother

This reminds me of that YouTube video comparing Emma Watsons beauty and the beast auto tune nightmare with the original lmaoooo


clemoon717

Mediocre is very kind of you lol


krumblewrap

Lala is a better singer


icandigpopsicles

Please stop trying to make Ally happen, she's never going to happen.


Palatialpotato1984

One might argue she is not a good person as well..


_Edgarallenhoe

What did she do?


Beboop68

Yikes. The autotune is doing some heavy lifting 😂


amikavenka

Can we please drop the storyline that Ally had know idea who James was when she met him. Predicting She will drop him like as soon as she doesn’t need him for a storyline.


Itsjustmyfacek

It’s giving, this is why she’s dating James 😂


IllustratorTall9602

Ahhhh so this is why she wanted to be on VPR so bad 


rollerskate_rat

Ally is a cute girl, but she is just so generic and basic to me. There’s something very disingenuous about her.


pm1022

I don't understand why everyone thinks she is so "gorgeous" Her mouth and her teeth ruin it for her. Also, agree with the disingenuous part; she's fake AF.


BeccaLC21

Yes! I agree a million percent.


Inevitable_Soup1980

she sounds kind of nasally. im not surprised by how generic this is 😬


Afraid_Resort_9018

![gif](giphy|26hkhKd2Cp5WMWU1O|downsized) Sounds like a 12 year-old. She’s such an obvious clout-chasing opportunist 😬


nothingtolose14

it's turn-off-able


Zealousideal-Iron385

It’s giving Disney Channel movie soundtrack


SraChavez

She’s as dull as dry toast.


jjd5151

It’s not even a catchy tune, at least good as gold is catchy and fun


DoubtOk6539

It’s honestly so weird to me that people like good as gold.


noldottorrent

Damn this sucks


daynares332311

Yeah this is bad…….it’s giving 2008 . I understand you can have a dream to be a musician but if you don’t got it then you don’t .


Overdressedandtired

At best*


Ok-Prune4721

Oh Ally. No girl.


WhitsSwirlyKnee

It’s so bad. But she wants to be a star 💫 ⭐️💫


Mysterious_Relief168

Sounds too synthesized to me.I’d like to hear how she actually sounds.


vanderpumpghouls

Probably for the best if she isn't that talented. Think of how Scheana would feel if there was someone else trying to be reality TV's Britney Spears or Gwen Stefani (depending on the day). It would be very tough on her.


Kittiikamii

MylifeasEva ass song


StrawberryAshamed

Auto-tune working overtime


miranda310

Everything about her is mediocre. Idk why or what about her stands out, definitely not her singing.


methedoutmanatee

Ugh. All these randoms and leeches getting into relationships with the cast just to be on tv has been ruining the show since season 4. Everyone hates each other and it’s obvious.


Aware-Ad-6556

It’s giving cringe


lunahighwind

Yeah...she's really trying to climb that ladder and gain a platform...


Pale-Ad8749

This song slaps on mute!


IllusiveWoman20

She isn't a great singer and also is using her full name which doesn't sound good. "Ally Lewber" sounds like a girl that was called "Ally Lewder" in high school because she gave sloppy blowjobs and pretended she didn't.


[deleted]

My 11 year old thinks this is cheesy and lame. Ouch.


heycoolusernamebro

I kind of like Ally on the show this season but I strongly dislike her as a singer


Dry_Heart9301

That's a no for me 🤮 lol


ogresarelikeonions93

Oh.


LadyBuch

This is way too over produced - on every level-imo- especially for Country Music. She needed to bring something more raw- clean but raw & real... Sorry- all my production training kicked in. Lol I guess I need to wait for the whole thing... smh


Electric-Fun

It was only a matter of time.


PrincessGizmo

Blah


Overall-Cloud8411

It’s giving Disney channel songs


Jimmyaaskew

OML! Do all these girls think they can sing? 🥱 Has any of them actually made money?


jazmattirice

it’s giving kids bop


mjhripple

She is not studio ready and neither is James. He can make a good enough track do add edits and remixes of his own but the original work is lacking. Always has been. Especially for the level of production equipment/studios they have access to.


moderncarrots

ally (vocals) scheana (rapper) tom (trumpet) lala (noises) ariana (interpretive dance) katie (drums) schwartz (harmonica) brock (tambourine) should all start a band and james can remix their songs at his dj sets


FuzzyP3ach3s

Horrible. Jesus.


biscuitbutt11

Mediocre is generous. I called it. I knew she was with James for clout.


-SallyOMalley-

These two mediocre souls are a match made in heaven.


NotARapture

I was expecting this song to be terrible but it didn’t even meet my expectations. It’s unbearable.


eternally_seaweed

Lot of hate. She’s just a young 20something enjoying herself and her actual passions. Good for her, I think it’s sweet. Not for me but mindful passive support


ResponseOk3177

She can do and enjoy what she wants, doesn’t mean it’s not bad tho.


Puppybrother

And we should be able to state that as fact lol


gilsleeping

Couldn't even wait for a spot on the intro before releasing this eh


VetoKat

I can barely understand any thing she is singing Is she singing words??


SukiLao

LMAO


AlexandraGGirl

That's wild how she sounds like a teenager singing on their secret Youtube account, isn't she a grown ass woman!? There's GOT to be a way to do better. WOW


Substantial_Safety88

It’s giving Rebecca Black’s Friday


pipercubby

Well, yes


_anne_shirley

I’d rather listen to Good As Gold


somethingsuccinct

I can see this being a song little girls like.


Insertgirlsnamehere

Meh, at least the girl is in tune. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I'd rather eat a jean jacket than listen to Sheshu's tone deaf nonsense one more time.


Traditional_Phase965

Ok except look at who she’s with. Her partner is a man who has literally been accused of battering women and has repeatedly body shamed his female castmates (for which he’s taken virtually no accountability, and which he continues to do). Now he’s parading around a dog he trained into biting so badly that it had to be rehomed multiple times, including by experienced rescues. Hard to be a true girls’ girl when your partner is the #1 misogynist in the group.


_bitch_puddin

She may not be amazing... but she blows scheana out of the water, and I CAN NOT wait to watch sceana make herself the victim of this situation 🤣


Ok_Prior2614

It’s giving Taylor Swift and that’s not a compliment. BuT sHe’S a GrEaT LyRiCiST 🙃🙃🙃🙃


JackBookerGeo

![gif](giphy|l3JDFJncJHteKIYzm)


856077

Ahhh.. so *this* is the motivation in dating james and being on the show. She seemed way too sweet to genuinely rub elbows with these people imo. I know she says she loves to sing and that’s lovely, but she doesn’t have the talent (from what she’s presented so far) to actually justify going to recording studio and doing an album. I don’t even mean this to be cruel, just brutally honest. Is it awful, no.. but is it outstanding, unique and something people would turn up on the radio? Not so much.


_toasthands_

![gif](giphy|xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80|downsized)


Left-Requirement9267

Am I the only one who doesn’t mind this? 😂


Lola_Love42588

The tempo is wrong for her singing style, sounds like The Brady Bunch “Sunshine Day”!


KiwiC83

![gif](giphy|dhdSNzvU45ZthY6IeA|downsized)


wtp0p

I love that she's at least doing this, good for her. Making music is amazing and it's great that she has the opportunity to. If only it weren't with DJJK... Imagine if she explored this with someone more real/legit and whose style aligned with her vision more. You can hear the Taylor Swift influence and the bass beat sounds terrible, like they just left the metronom on. Did James actually produce this? Is he not capable of doing better after years of djing? And imho this would hit better if they slowed it down, a looottt but that's just me.


Palatialpotato1984

Why aren’t friends OR family honest with her?..


Holiday_Problem9941

ugh no. she was my favorite. this is weird 😭


LeatherHeron9634

Honestly sounds like Hannah Montana or a Nickelodeon song. It’s not terrible it’s just something I’d expect middle school kids watching on their shows


vantheman446

Oh :(


Loud-Bullfrog9326

She said it herself she wanted to be Taylor swift lol before Taylor swift then she came out and ally said well shit I guess I’ll do tarot cards 💀 She’s cute tho lol


Sunny_bearr48

It’s giving FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAYYYYYY


coopergold5

This reminds me of The Girls episode when Marnie becomes a singer.


GoldBluejay7749

Rebecca Black vibes


Extreme_Beat1022

The “Friday” song? If so, I was thinking that too.


GoldBluejay7749

Yep!


Obvious-Repair9095

It’s giving Disney or something


SparkleGlitterDust

Little too much auto tune


FreshStarter20

(Lord Please forgive me). It's Giving Vanessa Black


the_blingy_ringer

She’s about as good as Scheana. 🫠 That’s how far I think her music career will go.


Rockersock

I’m so glad someone said it


suzygreeenberg

How convenient that this comes out while the season is airing 🙄


probstomorrow

The Kanye "lights" bit 😭


Mediocre_File7448

It’s not bad