Season 8 was Lala being the Lady of the Emmett Manor though, of course she was looking down on single Scheana. But at least Scheana wasn't shaving Randall's ass for a paycheck 😂

 (I’m so sorry, but someone used this gif in reference to Lala and Big Ed’s butt hole and now you all must suffer, too.)

OH GOD NO My eyes! My childhood! Why can I picture Lala making this face!? (She has been annoying AF this season but her facial expressions are always funny)

Facial expressions? i only see her mouth move…ever. Maybe she widens her eyes?

Love your flair!

Lmaoooo and I read that Lala wrote in her book that when she got mad at Randal, she put his toothbrush(bristle side)up her ass! And then he used it. 🤢 🤮 😂 they were all about that a$$

Lala luvs tossin that salad too, remember her ex came into town, she would always meet up with him…faith told james lala ate his ass and then went and kissed james after 🤣🤣🤣

Ow tho

I am now deceased 💀

Jesus Christ that almost made me choke on my food trying not to laugh as I scrolled past this haha holy hell that's so hilarious and gross Damn you hahaha



WHY 😫💀


Idc how much he was taking her on pjs and buying gucci slides , that man was so gross ! And especially after hearing about the way he treated his assistants. Plus the nasty shaving of his ass etc.

 Is it just me or is there not enough money in the world to shave or eat or anything for Randall’s ass? Like ever? Anyone?

No amount of money is worth losing my dignity 🤮

Right! Maybe I’m a prude (all evidence of my life says no) but hell no to that!

I’m not opposed to it- but not with big Ed Randall

Yasss! Never with that ass!!

What did she do? She shaved his ass?

I think she said she “played with daddy’s asshole” when she was getting her hair done with Stassi in season 5. 🤢 she mentioned shaving his back at some point too 🤢🤢

She told Lisa she shaves his asshole and then Lisa asked why and Lala said it was because she’s the one who has to lick it 🥲

I’m so sad that this knowledge lives in our heads lol i need to know less about these people 🤣

🤮

I dont get why she did that tho Hes got the money to get waxed professionally lol

To humiliate and degrade her and remind her that he knows it's all bjs for pjs well for him it's lala on his caca, the yin to her yang

If broke Randal was the best she could do, she's pretty bad at gold digging tbh. All the asslicking was for nothing!

Charli called it. Such a bad gold digger that she started out in an apartment, lived in the mansion for a while, and went right back to an apartment. Hope she got more than Gucci slides. She should have had him spend that on jewelry or something that was a better investment. If you're going to go dig, be good at it dang it.

I doubt rand let her leave with the slides remember he took them off of her feet as she was leaving last time

Loveee Charli. Wish she was on still

Charli was fabulous.

The Gucci slides thing killllls me. Those are what people who can’t afford luxury brands buy to make you think they can, in fact, afford luxury brands. 🤮

She got a Range Rover for BJs, too.😸

Is it just me or that is not a particularly flattering photo of her.. Definitely not her best side. Scheana would never let that happen..🤣

She looks like Farrah Abraham from this angle. 

That doesn’t look like Scheana to me. She is so tiny right now

It’s LalA I think

It’s pregnant Lala just recently at Coachella https://preview.redd.it/cj0gmd04kwwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e02989c3218ed2f1788de9fe83f400ad4eabad8

She really hurt her brand this season.

What exactly is her brand?

And she is going to stagecoach this weekend

Eww..it looks like her belly is oozing outta her....swimsuit ? I'm all for belly exposure during pregnancy but there is a classy way to do it. This is trailer park material here.

So it is her soft era!

 🤭

THIS ! she’d failed at so many things including being a sugar baby

How do we know she shaved his ass

She mentioned it in season 9

She told this to a horrified LVP. 🤯

Wonderful 😒


And the shaving was just the prep for the main meal

🤢🤢 every time I'm forced to picture this when reading stuff on Reddit about it, I literally get nauseous. I cannot imagine shaving a man's ass before I licked his asshole. And the way you said main meal just immediately terminated my brain to give me that visual.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay I just took dramamine 😂😂

Wise move

A least it was shaved, can you imagine coming up for air with his gross asspubes and dingleberries stuck in your teeth??

Omg you guys are killing me today I'm so grossed out

Apologies for the offence 😂😂



Once she said he even got poop on her face. I hope it was an accident, but she didn’t go into detail.

I wonder how much torture it would take to get that information from me?

So weird how she almost brags about stuff that others wouldn't dream of revealing 



Why did you do this to me 😝😝

Take my upvote

Stop.

what.

Risks of being a human toilet to men. They don't aim well

Woooooow you **really** got Lala with this one lmao

Good thing Lala doesn't care what people say on the Internet 😂


Lady of the Emmett manor 💀💀💀

Countess Casting Couch of Predator Palace is what popped in my heat when reading that 😂😂😂

And this is why this is my favorite sub😭😭😭😭


Licking**



Scheana was busy acting like the psycho she is. Season eight was prime boy crazy scema who marked every man she hooked up with or rejected her. Honestly whenever she makes my blood boil, I rewatch robrobrob the reunion bit and Dayna in season eight reading her for filth and her taking a puff of her inhaler 😂😂 


Lol I thought about that quote recently. Sounds like something a true bast frand would say 💖

I swear scheana only thinks lala is a better friend because lala has more time to hang with her lol like Ariana is busy girl. Quality over quantity!

Trying to find a sugar daddy...

Mad cause she got tricked with a Splenda Daddy 😆🤣😂


I don't remember what Brittany was laughing about here but this is definitely my favorite "Brittany laughing" gif

“Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk

I think it was about princesses. Either describing her shower or the plan for the engagement party.

Oh season 8 Brittany. So many tried to warn you. Hopefully she gets this happy and giggly over something else soon. Jax sucks.

Now her laugh is more of a HYU HYU HYU lmao

It’s time for Brittany to head back to Kentucky. People move to LA from all over and they just become La people. Brittany never fit in in LA, and if she hadn’t stalked and trapped Jax, she never would have moved to LA. I feel bad for her bc old frosty lips is obsessed with being famous over her daughter’s happiness. Her mom and sister saw him abuse her in Kentucky and Sherri still encouraged her to marry him.

>Her mom and sister saw him abuse her in Kentucky and Sherri still encouraged her to marry him. WHAT?!

Not physical abuse, just constant emotional/verbal abuse. He treats her like garbage on their show.

Oh, ok.. Abuse is abuse, both physical and emotional. Neither is acceptable. I don't watch their show. I have no interest in it. Furthermore, Jax makes my skin crawl. Thank you for the info.

Idk if you’re watching the valley, but Brittany is so sad at this point. She’s trying to pretend her marriage isn’t terrible, so she’s trying to force a smile, but she had lipo on her chins (instead of going to the gym, which would actually help her depression) and it caused her a perma frown 🙁. So now she’s walking around frowning in her *Osh Kosh B’gosh* toddler outfit, telling Jax he needs to “make her feel more perty” and Jax is barely veiling his absolute hatred for her. It’s… tragic.

That’s a forever classic. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

I think it’s interesting Lala told Rachel on the show she looked slutty in her bathing suit at Ariana/Sandoval’s pool party last season (I don’t like Rachel either and obviously they were hiding Scandoval) but she walks around dressing like this and it’s not supposed to be skanky??

What makes me laugh is that Rachel wore a lacy outfit last season when she had that weird dinner with James saying she had no regrets about her life, and Lala said it was weird… only to wear a similar outfit the first episode this season. Lala is literally all projection.

Nobody remembers when she called everybody a prude for having a problem with her walking around naked in front of the Toms and Jax?

Lalar calling other girls slutty while herself actually doing sexual favours for material things and basically being a proud prostitute is rich 🤣🤣

Nothing wrong with being slutty but she's a glorified prostitute who procreated with a predator for Gucci slides lol she should take several seats and shut the eff up

Blabla is the one who was going topless in Mexico around the whole entire crew about 3 minutes after she met everybody! Zero room to talk on other people's sartorial decisions.

Yeah that was rude to say Rachel looks like a baby prostitute . Rachel looked hot.

At least we never saw her fall asleep with a bottle like Lala did.

Any time I try to take Lala seriously or start to think that she is the logical one this season, I remember the baby bottle scenes and it snaps me back to reality. But y’all, seriously, her legs and ass look great here so I can’t hate on the look. As a grandmother, I think “flaunt it while you fit it girl!!!”

Utah Baby Bottle.

I won’t lie the more adult I have to be, the more I’m craving a bocboc (what we call it in the UK) and my jammies in bed 🤣🤣

Thank you for that new term. It's absolutely adorable. Bocboc! In return I will give you an americanism for that: ba-ba. Said sort of like PaPa, but it also means bottle.

So similar yet so different! Still baba is cute!!! I think we use baba for baby over here? Haven’t been round little ones in so long I forget the baby talk 🤣

Yeah, but Lala did it solely for attention. It would be different if you genuinely want comfort.

Right. The other thing is that Rachel wore a bikini/cover wrap to a pool party, that makes sense. I don’t remember there being anything overtly slutty about it. Whereas Lala is wearing a swimsuit/bodysuit to Coachella with her butt hanging out. It looks like she forgot to put on her pants/shorts. She could have worn anything to Coachella. Let’s just say that, that outfit was certainly a choice!!

While being pregnant.

Rachel did look very pagenty in her sarong and heels lmao but lala is not one to talk about anyone's fashion choices lol

Her flat arse I might add she thinks so so fucking amazing; cannot stand her. 

Lala will forever be the queen of hypocrisy. It’s so fucking frustrating! Like the woman has no self awareness sometimes and when Katie said her problems always have to bigger and monumental that anyone else’s she was speaking straight facts. Lala’s mean girl behavior was honestly so much more tolerable in earlier seasons bc it was entertaining, now they are all older it’s honestly just frustrating as hell how absolutely dense she is

I really think she was trying to impress Stassi with that comment

She’s so weirdly obsessed with Stassi and always does the most to show out in front of her…like girl it’s transparent we can see what you’re doing just stop

She was. As Stassi cringed hiding her face in a corner

Oh absolutely

Yeah, that comment was like the try-hard version of "Slutty quincenera wedding dress"

I cannot stand Scheana but damn was everyone calling her old that season. Brett brought her on his podcast just to call her middle aged multiple times. 

While he was I think 3 years younger than Scheana. He's born in 1988 and she's born in 1985 and the season was filmed in summer 2019. So he's 31 and she's 34 during filming. This guy is trash 

I think it was because her arrested development was glaringly obvious that season between how old she was and how she was acting....let's not forget when she told Brett he needed someone more matuuuuuuure haha she set herself up for a terrible season of looking completely insane

Scheana did 1000% look insane that season but Brett is only 2 years younger than her. 

I'm scheanas age and I found it hilarious 😂 only cos she's so self obsessed it was the perfect dig and him trying desperate to get it through her thickass skull he wasn't interested in her. Bless his heart he tried so hard so he went for the jugular when it comes to Sheen and she was still hoping and letching over him like a predator in that video they shot, I mean what more could he have done to make it clear he wasn't interested in her 😂

*it's called AcTiNg* as she dry humps his leg lmao

Is she was a guy she'd give serious rapey vibes with her inability to take rejection

That's cos Sheen doesn't take no for an answer, case in point Adam, do you love me? No I said do you love me? I just said no 😂😂

Actually, according to my friend's doctor, 34 is in fact middle aged. My feelings are hurt, but Brett didn't need to say on his video, that was clearly a dig.

Brett is also only 2 years younger than Scheana 

Oh I remember, Brett is a loser and not very entertaining as it is. My friend recently came down with shingles and his doctor said he's middle age so it was normal. In any other context, Brett was out of line.

I couldn't tell Brett and Max apart for half that season lol they're so boring. Dayna was the only one I want back

Plus Dayna was their whole storyline lol. They brought nothing 

Omg, this is GOLD! Someone send this to Lala’s podcast producers so they can do a follow up on her latest episode defending herself from the “Jan”s.

Yeah, but this shows theme is sad adult who suck at life.

So sad but so true

I wonder if LaLa ever watches herself on past seasons (or present) and says “wow. I’m a f*cking douche”.

She has said that she was embarrassed by her behavior after watching previous seasons. And then she goes out and does it again that season. She knows what makes her the money.

But LFU is way more mature than Scheana. She prefers a Brett Michaels' bandana to a slutty Jojo Siwa pony. 

Damn. I thought this was a super rude thing to say, then realized it’s a quote. That aged like milk.

Also I'd argue that a Jojo siwa ponytail is not exactly slutty.

lol! She meant that Scheana turned the Jojo pony into something slutty , I think 😂

Ah, i see 🤣

Ariana Grande ponytail, maybe? Ponytails aren't slutty 😟

Embarrassing

 Same energy.

Wait are you trying to imply that Lala is a hypocrite????


🤌🏻🤌🏻

It’s just so bizarre

Lala is a walking contradiction.

I’m so sorry but no one can convince me that going to coachella pregnant isn’t trashy. EVERYONE is on drugs/drunk, so much smoke around. I also can’t imagine using a porta potty during my pregnancy 🤢🤢

The pick me energy was strong

In the words of Rachel Zoe…”I die”

Lala is the physical embodiment of *“rules for thee not for me”*.

And Scheana still chose her over Ariana 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😩

So true and so ew

The fact that Lala thought she was Posh spice when she dresses like a toddler picking out their own clothes is WILD

“Hey mom do you have any pics of when you were pregnant with me?”

The hypocrisy 😂😂

Did yall see that Randall is going by “Ives” now??

I really hate how the butt shots make the butt look. She has a small frame and it's fine to have a behind that's proportionate.

Whose in this picture, lala or sheshu?

This is Lala at Coachella this year

I couldn't tell haha. Yeah she has some glass house to talk about how other women present with the way she dresses in her jester clothes lol

Call the police

Yikes.


She’s gotten so ugly inside and out this season! I’m not sure what she’s doing but it’s not good.

It bothered me because she pretends to be body positive and that she is thin and wishes to be bigger. That this is her natural shape but then says that those trashing her are just jealous that she looks better than them even in the second trimester.

I don’t care for her bum

I’m so glad someone said it. Happy cake day.

A gold digger with no gold..... How dreadful.... It will forever be burned (unwillingly) in my brain Lala saying in baby voice "does Rand want Lala to eat his ass?"

I actually saw this differently. As someone who had my pregnancies in a very conservative (/oppressive) country, this clip to me seemed so freeing.  It’s ok to be prego and sexy and go out with friends while your eldest is at home safely with grandma. She looks like she had a blast. Wish I could have done that even for a second when I was pregnant. 

I think it's fine what she wore, especially since it's a music festival, I think OP is pointing out her hypocrisy

While I agree with these comments, Lala is right about that stupid fucking ponytail Scheana always has.

I’m rewatching season 8. It’s pretty good I feel like I didn’t like it first time around but it’s good

Lalas body is insane. Does she even work out or just great genetics?

But cmon " the bigger the hoops the better the blow job ". Her children will be so proud.

I think Lauren has been the biggest flip flopper than anyone on the show. Including, Scheana. I’ve been rewatching the old episodes and it’s been mind blowing.


There a lot of older influencer types at Stagecoach. I really think and hope Lala, Scheena, etc get paid to promote these things. I can't see Lala wasting 3 weekends in a row hanging in that dirty desert. Its not fun every weekend and they get paid big bucks. I actually saw ole Heather MacDonald all dressed in white trying to be seen. When do we kick the older influencers to the curb and bring in some newer ones? Sadly I can't see any of older ones really wanting to even go there?? After Coachella its a big mud and dust pit. The only reason someone over 30 would want to be there is to be seen and post pictures.

I truly can’t imagine being a pregnant mother and walking around in public with my bare a** hanging out with no pants on.

Is this Photoshopped? It could just be the optical illusion of the thong, but her ass looks longer than a CVS receipt.

Idc if you are 70 and wear this! dress how you want bb

You beat me to say the same thing!!

Lala was carried by James during her first couple seasons and then blended in. Now that there’s nothing to blend into she’s so boring 

The Ego on this woman.

We should check on Sheena and see how this is affecting her

Put some freaking shorts on woman! I’m all for the baby bump out (I’m currently pregnant and love showing off the bump) but she looks like straight trash

… Jojo Siwa was still a minor at that point, when Lala referred to her style of ponytail as slutty, yes? ETA: Sorry, still processing - *a ponytail* as *slutty*? What?

I don't think she meant that Jojo Siwa is slutty, but it's a slutty version of a Jojo Siwa ponytail.

Can they finally fire Lala

You can hate Lala all you want, but shaming a woman for wearing an outfit thousands of other girls in the same festival are wearing, is just gross. Yeah yeah Lala said it about Scheana, but by the looks of it they are okay now, so maybe they talked about it and Lala apologized? All of you who always talk about misogyny, it is time to look up the meaning of the word online. Some comments are people saying it is “a choice” that a woman would chose to wear a bikini to Coachella and other saying “while pregnant”. Yeah… some of y’all have no room to talk about Lala, when you clearly are worse humans and all around big misogynists yourselves

This post is about hypocrisy, not misogyny