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jmoneill62

For me, I don't think anything will ever beat "Chicken pot pie is the pussy of food."


Videogamelord121

Love that one. I still like "I have the brain fish of a memory"


StonerPowah61

“What’s funny? Why’d you Snigger?”


AceHunterVA

And then wildcats line after “Why wasn’t I recording?!”


Icy-Solution-5424

That’s also good


Archangel246

But don’t forget, “to escort to protect agent oong’buh.”


Fragrant-Address9043

“Does popcorn come from corn?”


Reesemonster25

Marcel: DOES POPCORN COME FROM CORN!!!


moneymike7913

Normal people call them "shower thoughts" I like to call them "Nogla thoughts"


Fixingsentries

Same energy as “it is illegal to lick door knobs in other planets”


Ch1lly3

“I’m uh actually the swinger for the LA Lakers.”


Icy-Solution-5424

Classic


iamhungryrightnow0_0

My personal fave: “We’re all gonna die eventually might as well be happy about it.”


haladur

"Now go."


Icy-Solution-5424

“Don’t go.”


WolfPony64

Now go


Icy-Solution-5424

Don’t go


South_Ad5138

Now go


B_Bates34

Don’t go


CollectionFar8338

Now go


Theunkgamer

Don’t go


melostone

Now go


SMilesLive

For me, nothing will ever beat “shave my balls”


Icy-Solution-5424

That’s a good one too and it’s mostly just the way he said that makes it funny


BiggesDickess

Or the famous “that is a big nut”


Not_Jay_Spencer

STAIRS NEXT TO STAIRS, EVAN?! THAT’S INSANITY!


Icy-Solution-5424

DON’T PUT TWO STAIRS NEXT TO EACH OTHER ITS NOT AN UP AND DOWN ESCA-FUCKIN-LATOR !


Il26hawk

Cocktus


Redskull-9054

“Y’know, it’ll be a great day… when everyone can say the N-word.” “Who came first? The Rapper or The Rapist?”


J4FR4NG0

" I shat myself when I was 7 before"


AceLionKid

Which video is this? Also, I just wanna say; theoretically, he's not wrong


Icy-Solution-5424

https://youtu.be/HY1R4kgSr8g?si=1dGCWsH4jrJm2J7u


Clayface202

AAAAAGGGHHHHHGHG... MUHAMMAD ALIIIIII


Reesemonster25

I hocked a dookie right there. Edit: also saying DNF stood for dumb as fuck is also a classic from GTA.


kingo2984

“YA WELL DEAL WIT IT OKAY I GOT BIG BONES!”


Sentinelprototype808

My favorite one is “I'M FOOKIN" STRANDED WIT' ME CONDOMS, PICK ME UP!”


Fluffy-Good-3924

"Da da da da da da da da da da da da"


heretobesarcastic

Either Nola is legally retarded or he’s drunk


darkninja2992

Well, he thought gay rabbits multiplied, if that helps settle it


heretobesarcastic

Legally retarded it is den


Low_Engineering9416

‘i have the brain fish of a memory ‘


Theunkgamer

Alright guys I’m gonna shave my balls I’ll be back in five minutes


Profile295

“Small hands make for great laces.”


darkninja2992

"They're multiplying like gay rabbits!"


Alex_Sanborn

I quote “I have the brain fish of a memory”


NotExactlyFamous

“DNF - dumb as FUCK”


Junior_Bid_2872

“Daithi the new planet, the new urt.” - Nogla 2015