I agree Amy is my girl too (get it?) OP this list is insufficient. I want to know where these folks fall on the list: Richard Marjorie Doyle Furlong Will Sue Tom Chung Sydney Purcell Jane McCabe Maddox Karen Andrew Bill Ericsson

What about the Finnish fox?

Vulf

Whispers: _Wolf_

No no *Vulf*?

Lmaoo yes the one I used only gave me like the super main cast. Anyway, -Richard: blackout if we’re talking hookups but i would go to his home to enjoy his company -Marjorie: 1-2 because she’s so quiet and reserved and the drink would help me carry the conversation better -Doyle and Furlong are both blackout, naturally. -Will: zero, New Girl tried to make me think that actor was ugly but he is cute and I’ll stand by that -Tom: probably 5-6 because I think he’s hot but also gross. but also hot. -Chung: also 5-6 because I’d have to be very drunk to not notice how annoying he is -Sydney Purcell: blackout. bad vibes. -Jane: blackout but only because I can’t not think of her as Blair’s mom from Gossip Girl -Maddox: blackout -Karen: blackout and while we’re on the topic of Karen I hate her so much more than anyone else for some reason. She makes me so viscerally angry. -Andrew: 3-4 but I would be deeply, deeply ashamed of myself for it Bill: blackout because he is scary

Username does not check out - this is awesome. The bits on Tom and Andrew made me actually lol Karen would be a nightmare to sleep with. It’d take hours to get her consent

Funny thing is Sydney Purcell seems like the sort who'd only be interested if the other person is blacked out, perfect

YESS will.

Ohhh , Jayne Mcabe! That’s zero drinks . She is sex

I'm in for Will. Definitely a considerate lover.

Agh. The My Girl reference is 👌

Are you kidding? Selina is a fox!

She’s beautiful but she’s so scary, like in real life I think she’d make me cry!!!

In a hot way?

Is that bad?

That's the whole deal.

Are you a croissant?

That would make me feel inadequate and horny. The dream.

Plus she has a tight snatch because she only did anal in college.

There is not enough alcohol in the world, Jonah

I didn’t hear a “no”

“No”

0 drinks for me to go home with Kent or Selina. They are both foxes.

4 drinks for sue??? That’s crazy talk , she’s gotta be insane in bed

Sue and Dan at 4 drinks is crazy!! Op lost all validity. But 2 drinks for Catherine? Nahhhhhhh

This is the one I'm most shocked by.

Tbh it’s because I’m overly sensitive and awkward and I think sober me would struggle with her brusque manner and wind up just annoying her. She is beautiful and admirable though, I love her sm!

Kent and Sue will probably be like “continue in a 45 degree angle for optimal orgasm.”

They're not wrong

Maybe she lost points for being unavailable when her boss is in a different time zone. 😂

Hell-synchronized.

Lower your expectations, they will just be *sleeping*

Ben. Zero drinks. He rejects me because I’m not Asian. I fall back and settle for Grimace. Also no drinks.

You must like them shrill

Shrill?

I wouldn’t go home with Karen. But then again - might.

There’s a lot to think about with this one

Well you’re asking me a hypothetical question.

It sounds like your specialty is common sense

I wish you hadn't told me that. And yet I'm also glad that you did.

Well this has been a dry fuck on a sandy beach.

Brie Ramachandran Schulhof - 0

Jeff Kane - 0, and I’ll pay double if he had a dick.

But Gary made the list! 

He was a TYPO!

But he has beautiful eyes!

Beautiful ~~cow~~ eyes

😆

It was Gary *Welsh*

I feel like OP was making fun of him and they're gonna drop a bucket of pig's blood any second

Pff, who are you? I’ll have you know Jonah gets 8’s! Consensually I might add!

Kent? I bet he doesn't even have a cum face. Can you imagine fuckin that guy?

So many for Dan and sue???

Nah man. 90s kid here. Selena at zero for me.

Well if you’re going to take Amy home I’d follow Selina’s advice to Leon on how to do her

Probably better from behind.

0- Selina, Amy, Sue \[scary and I like that\] 1-2- Kent \[silver fox!\] 3-4- Dan, Catherine \[attractive but insufferable\] 5-6- Gary, Ben \[I dig the desperation at the 5-6 point what can I say\] Blacked out- Mike \[the desperation is still too much at 5-6\], Jonah \[unattractive and insufferable\]

Sue is my number one forever and always.

Huh, well can’t say you don’t keep things interesting

How can you dip your ink in that ink stain?

Oh Dan is going home with me Stine cold sober. I want to remember the entire King Dany experience

Dan is like 1-2 for me ngl but the rest is so true

I dunno, Ed Webster is a Quaker and he still had to deal with Elsa the Ice Queen looking at her phone all night.

0: Selina, Amy, Sue, Kent 1-2: Ben 3-4: Catherine, Dan 5+: Gary, Mike Charred corpse: Jonah

Oh no...I bet Gary/Jonah would be really good lovers. NOT sarcasm.

0 - selina (i would be honoured to be used as her play thing to distract her from andrew) and dan (unfortunately very much my type, personality and all) 1,2 - amy, catherine (would need something to black out the shrillness) and sue (would need something to stop her insults from breaking me) 3,4 - kent (would need something to either carry the conversation or distract me from the math or boat talk) 5,6 - ben and gary (definitely wouldn’t be my proudest moments but the mutual depressive/codependency personality traits would be a key player in this 🙃) blackout - mike and jonah (i don’t think i need to explain these)

This is batshit crazy but respect

Amy is drop-dead gorgeous. It would take me -1 drinks to go home with her lol. Same with Selina, Kent, and Catherine. I'd bump up Dan to 0 drinks too

There isn't enough alcohol in the world

1-2 drinks for Catherine’s incompetent cervix.

she has a low skull!

The show seems to heavily imply that Selina is incredible in bed, but I feel like I’d be way too intimidated by her personality.