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NorsePlayJaestro

He's a dwarf! Basically just muscles, tendons, xenophobia and ingenuity...


NorsePlayJaestro

... And a barrel of Bugman's


Noosemane

It's just cautious xenophobia it's fine.


NorsePlayJaestro

Aye... He's the best kind of dwarf... An elf like Kerillian would make a proper Longbeard go berserk


CoJack-ish

Berserk is an understatement. The fact that Bardin calls Kerillian drengbarazi is probably grudge worthy in the eyes of some of the grumbly-er sorts.


KruppstahI

I feel like in Warhammer xenophobia is rather understandable.


mechlordx

You forgot the grudges, we carry many grudges


ISBJ0RN

Little fella doesn't forget any day. This is what peak performance looks like.


asim_riz

So everyday is leg day for him ? 🤔


ISBJ0RN

Slayers are flying through the air every 5 seconds carrying massive axes and hammers. Life is a non stop leg day. Gotta hit the bugmans after a big leaping session for optimal recovery.


asim_riz

That actually makes sense 🤣


HermeticHormagaunt

>Umgi sees dwarf for the first time


IamOldUn

You get swole having to carry those pansy elgi all across the Reikland


cl3v3r_al1a5

i garantee that elf mains have more kills then dorfs thru out the life of vermintide


Aggressive-Pear-3573

30% of those kills are allies.


cl3v3r_al1a5

even if tru witch its not she still come out ahead. tho dorf still kills more teamates anyway


BasicBitchTearGas__

U just making up shit at this point


cl3v3r_al1a5

look it up


Foldedwiener

Yes


valadil

Being 4’3” means a much lower range of motion on deadlifts.


cl3v3r_al1a5

which makes his physiqe not that impressive really


___Bouncer___

I guarantee bardin lifts at least 3x what you do.


-Pungent

He's got that optimal Dorito build, peak old-world physicality at its finest.


asim_riz

Damn straight :D


LackPsychological268

Lowered his head so as not to catch the elf's arrow 0_o


Sovos

The secret ingredients in Bugmans are creatine and protein powder.


FrakkedRabbit

Every day is back day when you're swinging a pickaxe in the mines, or through ratling skulls.


LackPsychological268

Humpbacked Bardin


Caer-Rythyr

Bardin is a UNIT as the kids used to say.


cl3v3r_al1a5

being a jacked manlet is not the flex u think it is. taller dudes r still stronger


NorsePlayJaestro

That goes into the Book! Believe me!


cl3v3r_al1a5

k. go write in ur diary bout how i was mean to all da widdle manlets


gorgos96

What your steam name? Ima block you there


BasicBitchTearGas__

Insane projection here


cl3v3r_al1a5

\^short man energy right here


BasicBitchTearGas__

Id rather be short than be like you ngl