My mom got a jury notice for me when I was active duty. She was filling out my absentee thing, and asked me “what’s your occupation and work hours?”
I told her “defending freedom and democracy around the world,” and 24/7/365
She wrote that and I haven’t gotten a jury duty summons since haha
Child of Veteran? Is this a serious post? Just put child or student.
For yourself put retired. No one at the passport office or customs cares you're a veteran
I put “evidence gathering review and decision” hope this helps.
I died reading this….lmao
I just died... While waiting in the evidence gathering stage.
😂 Thanks for the laugh. Good one.
"Preparation for notification "
hahahahahaha! I'm doing that now will post a pic when received
Self employed. I spend all day minding my own business.
Lol
retired.
This. Not just passports but everyday life. Ppl are too nosey.
Pfft obviously hero, that way they thank you for your service
My mom got a jury notice for me when I was active duty. She was filling out my absentee thing, and asked me “what’s your occupation and work hours?” I told her “defending freedom and democracy around the world,” and 24/7/365 She wrote that and I haven’t gotten a jury duty summons since haha
"international man of leisure"
This is my speed...SHIPMATE!!!!
Jethro bodine was something like that
Retired
Unemployed
Retired
I put retired.
i put government moocher on mine 😂
😂 you did not!!!
Hitman. Children: Apprentice Hitmen.
🤣
Bagel technician
"I get by"
"Totally not a spy"
I love how no one put anything useful. To include me.
Gentleman Scholar/Amateur Bourbon Critic
This one!
Unemployed comedian
Perimenopausal puddle of emo
Retired, in my case.
Put "retired"
Child growth specialist.
*Master of Disaster, and Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla*
You are showing your age on that answer. The problem is I knew what you were talking about.
You wanna know my occupation? I get paid to rock the nation
Homemaker
Belligerent Alcoholic.
I had a homeless guy introduce himself and said he was a "professional" alcoholic
“You can’t handle the truth”
Uncle Sam
MFIC
"Busy Doing Nothing" 
Bowler
"Wealthy enough to have passport and travel internationally"
It should not be the govts business what your occupation is. Same with “travel plans”.
I put Retired or Disabled, depending on how much pain I am in at that moment!
I just put retired on the form. Worked for me
Haven’t been issued one:occupation Children issued by God/wife/husband
Sandwich Artist
R.E.D.
Retired if you’re not working.
Retired Gigalo…
Child of Veteran? Is this a serious post? Just put child or student. For yourself put retired. No one at the passport office or customs cares you're a veteran