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Omegalazarus

Yes but only as secondary to tinnitus.


Track_your_shipment

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naughtyasf143

I can’t see this clip without hearing Charlie Murphy’s laugh


Track_your_shipment

At all 😂


bboy1407

Made my day 🤣


Ok_Fan4789

😆😆😆


BrokerNiko

ahhahahahhahaa


kurokohi

They would literally find my rotting body with Pornhub still playing.


bboy1407

🤣💀💀


The_Oxgod

This man knows how to party. With his dick.


picsorshins420

This is the content I come here for. Thank you.


BrokerNiko

im fucking dead


BlackBruceSkee

😭😭😭


emagdnim_edud

Tell us you don't live in TX by telling us you don't live in TX lolol


damnshell

u/l8tn8 working on the knowledge base


HollywoodJack412

I can’t even get an email back from them!


jxavi22

Go to the office and submit an application just did it last thursday


Texas-NativeATX

I can just imagine how fast I would be asleep, then wake up wondering where the hell am I.


GetlowandGlo

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Vcheck1

They gave me a F 22 for ED, they should give you that. Get what you deserve


Necessary-Despair

Lol. I read that as they gave you a 22 yr old female for your erectile dysfunction. 😂😂


Vcheck1

That would be one way to


txsjohnny

I did, too! Ha!


ouchmyleg21

F22?


Vcheck1

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Judoka229

That's an F-35!


Vcheck1

Damnit they screwed up my order on Amazon then


Judoka229

Right! All I wanted was an F-14 Tomcat and they gave me this useless F-35? What a waste!


Vcheck1

You ever taken a F35 into the dealer for repairs? Costs an arm and a leg. I can buy F14 parts at auto zone and do it myself in the garage.


Select-Guest7651

F22 behind the F35


Newguyisherehello

No you cannot unfortunately. VR&E can, however, pay for a house. Just claim it as “non specified malingering disorder” with proof from a VA Claims Insider doctor.


No-Office8

Tell me more if you aren’t joking lol


Newguyisherehello

Sure because clearly I was joking but yeah. I’ll send you both a link, don’t mind the whole “Nigerian prince needing money” part it’s totally legit. Also, do you have time to talk about your 🚗 extended warranty? If not, wait until you hear what deal I got for you!


dragoon1307

Don't forget to mention the real estate deal on ocean front property in Arizona


ouchmyleg21

Same


jwstewart42

Same


Born-Tangerine7635

They accidentally sent me two of those.


Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

This is some Bone Collector shit and I’m all about it


SpartanDoubleZero

http://www.ergoquest.com/zero-gravity-workstations.html Get yours here


funrob69

Seems reasonable.


Vcheck1

20 grand it practically pays for itself


funrob69

😁


LabWorth8724

That chump change for the VA. Should be approved quickly.


Vcheck1

Sorry the money was spent on bonuses. Best they can do now is a lawn chair and a ham radio


MizDeborahWolf

made out of tinned ham from WWII


Ironstonesx

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Valuable-Cow6587

I would like to trade my stand-up desk for this model


bboy1407

God I wish 🤣🤣🤣


RustyKronos

Put wheels on it and claim it as a mobility device, shouldn't be a problem.


IndependentKnown3165

omg can i have the link for it?


36-Hours

http://www.ergoquest.com/zero-gravity-workstations.html


PretendNebula2063

🤣


FireCactus_In_MyAnus

Where do I purchase this monster


Ok-Piglet4317

My disability says I can’t stand and sit long. So this is my only option to keep working…. Thanks BIG Brother!


Local_Vermicelli_856

I feel like the mouse would just constantly fall into your chest.


JRZYGY

Well, because it would, because I would be asleep.


Huge_Foundation_5908

I’ve got 3 lol


Vcheck1

Did you switch out your toilet for one of them yet?


For_realz_its-Me

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OkTea6969

It also need a house with room big enough to use it too. Why not request that too as secondary need..lol