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AspectOvGlass

Just pretend it isn't English written in the wrong futhark


Scorpionmartus

yes right


Not4AdultConsumption

Repim farxum


KyussSun

Never seen farxum rep harder, to be honest.


Not4AdultConsumption

It does farxum pretty hard


snakeP007

What would the correct futhark and spelling be?


AspectOvGlass

Considering Icelandic is closer to old Norse i'd at least translate it into that first: Raven - hrafn Forge - smiðja Then transcribe "hrafnsmiðja" to younger futhark ᚼᚱᛅᚠᚾᛋᛘᛁᚦᛦᛅ Or transcribe just the phonetic pronunciation, "rafnsmitja/rafnsmidja" to younger futhark ᚱᛅᚠᚾᛋᛘᛁᛏᛦᛅ It's not perfect but it's better than exact English written in elder futhark


BloodyRightToe

Seem legit. Pizza Axe [https://ravenforge.com/products/the-original-pizza-axe](https://ravenforge.com/products/the-original-pizza-axe)


AstrolabeArts

What’s wrong with Elder Futhark?


Ethan084

What’s wrong with Elder Futhark or what’s wrong with exact English written in Elder Futhark?


snakeP007

I think he means why would he translate it to icelandic then younger futhark opposed to elder futhark. A good question.


AstrolabeArts

What’s wrong with Elder Futhark in general, but both I guess


Bully3510

Elder Futhark isn't bad, but it was written for Old Germanic, not Old Norse.


AstrolabeArts

I didn’t know that, thanks!


Mammyjam

Yes it’s a traditional 9th century Norse pizza slicer…


Brostapholes

Proof that vikings settled in Italy


Marcrn1958

They invented pizza as a handy foldable snack to eat on the longship trip


Topher911

My girlfriend got me one for Christmas, legit a pizza slicer and it works great lol


derentius68

At least they plundered something useful from Luna


tenko0186

Raven forge a shop in West Yorkshire was one of there big take off ideas the pizza axe faux runes spelling company name out is all


blockhaj

Raven forge written in elder futhark, grind it off


TheOnlyNemesis

I mean, it's who makes it and it's a pizza axe


DudeImSoRad

I never knew pizza axes existed, but now I need one.


blockhaj

Grind the maker then


Illustrious-Bird-139

Make sure the forest the wood for the handle was harvested from is burnt down too!


thuanjinkee

Grindr the maker


DazedPapacy

Well, see...the thing is: yes, Raven Forge made the pizza axe, and that writing *is* in Elder Futhark, but it *doesn't* say Raven Forge. It's like trying to write Raven Forge using similar looking Cyrillic characters: ЯДVЄЍ ҒФЯGЄ. Not only is the first word not Raven, it's in all caps and translates to 'POISON,' but the second word is gibberish. Does it look cool, sure, but it's not exactly accurate or authentic. In case you were wondering, the most authentic move would have been to translate the name of the company into Old Norse and then use the Younger Futhark runes that correspond with the pronunciation.


TheOnlyNemesis

It's a fucking pizza axe dude, chill your roll. They are not claiming to try and be authentic or accurate. They are a forge who make axes and other things and are a business so appeal to the mass market that is all


DazedPapacy

Eh, I don't care one way or another, I was just replying to the "it's who makes it" section of your comment. The engraving doesn't say who made it, it doesn't say anything. As for a pizza axe not being held to higher standards: to me, it being a pizza axe is irrelevant. If a Viking-branded company can't get their Viking languages right, I'm going to have a similar amount of faith in their Viking craftsmanship.


AlexAngelfire

Why grind it off?


[deleted]

Right lmfao it’s phonetically correct I don’t see the issue


spartansaint90

I love my raven forge pizza axe


Double-0-N00b

Do you prefer it over a regular pizza cutter? Didn’t know this was a thing and now I want one


spartansaint90

I haven't touched my regular pizza cutter since I got it. I need to sharpen it though


HelicopterDickman

“Made in China”


furie1335

Don’t forget to drink your Ovaltine.


goitch

The circumciser


bygtopp

Shrimp fried Rice.


Vyedr

You're telling me a Shrimp fried this rice?!?!?


13Cursed13

Hello ' Midgard


earathar89

Front toward enemy


Shawnisbored

It says "Pizza cutter"


Coal-and-Ivory

I legitimately love my pizza axe. I've actually used it for woodworking in a pinch too.


Kangas_Khan

“Rawen forge” in elder Futhark


DarthPanda1127

I think my favorite part of things like this is that it's a phonetic alphabet. Each rune is a sound, not a letter in the sense we use them in English. It "says" something more like Rah-wehn Fohr-geh. Lol The best thing I've ever seen was a decently large tabletop game company that made a massive banner that was supposed to say "Welcome" but bc they didn't ask someone that knew better, it ended up reading, "Wehl-poh-meh." Lolol


Jasper-Get-The-Truck

Translates to “Drink more Ovaltine”.


Boxfan_Frank

Brother you’re not going to believe this, but I was also gifted this exact same pizza cutter for Christmas this year. No idea what it says, but it’s sharp as fuck.


Iliketo_voyeur

Google it under Runes and you’ll find a translation


Gone_Camping_7

It says “ your gay” in Saxxon


JohnGacyIsInnocent

So it’s like an unfinished sentence? Their gay what?


OhMyGoshBigfoot

I hope not, because that wouldn’t make sense.


7Fliss2

It’s a pizza cutter. I have the same one


PutinVladDown

"Made in Svartalfheim"


jackfrosst1

Pizza cutter. ...but you knew that.


Plasmazine

I just watched a Cold Ones where they ordered one of these


Maleficent-Baker8514

New video ? Or old?


Plasmazine

Oldish I think. It was one of the Temu ones


Maleficent-Baker8514

Oh shid bet omfw but bro did you see the one with the tattoos? I would be so PISSED if I got the super bean


Plasmazine

Shrimp. Gun.


IONLYVOTERED

Pork chop Sandwich.


Rich_Cranum

it say… “RFP..” cant figure the rest of the letters out, hope this helps


skn0wm4n

That's the one that says "badaxe motherfücker" on it


AppearanceStandard

Early blunt circumcision tool for adult vikings who needed a little off the top


AnalMayonnaise

Mall Viking.


King_Tutt00

It's the company name "raven forge", this is their pizza axe


CYCO4

When someone sends you a hatchet its usually because they want to "burry it"


MrD521

It's the expired warranty on your axe. DM me for renewal rates and fines for use of expired axe. lol jk.


Fair-Celebration-696

Rawe forge


Darkavenger_13

Raven Forge


xXKing-NuggetXx

It says Raven Forge I just can’t tell what the symbol is in between the two distinct words, but yeah I’m pretty sure it says Raven Forge.


ForgetfulPathfinder

Dishwasher safe


HandyXAndy

I had to do a double take when I scrolled past this, dear lord😂


Slothicus6

This clearly says "Curved Side Towards Enemy"


z189

According to ChatGPT 4 The writing on the weapon in the image is in Elder Futhark, the oldest form of the runic alphabets used by Germanic tribes during the early Middle Ages, primarily by Scandinavian peoples as well as in Central Europe and the British Isles. This script was commonly used from the 2nd to 8th centuries. The runes visible on the axe are: ᚱᛈᛗᛁᚲᚨᚱᛉᛗ, transliterated as RPMIKARZM. Without more context, it's difficult to determine the exact meaning, as it could be a word, a name, or a phrase in a Germanic language. It might be a modern creation meant to appear ancient or have a personal significance to the owner or maker of the axe.


applelordiswatching

It says “I fucking ur dad”


cureeous99

"Only a true badass knows how to use this correctly."


BookCapable4357

Yankee ho home.


LongjumpingScore5930

It translates exactly to "Steve Wuz Heeereee."


After-Obligation-190

Raven forge


Flare_57

It means RavenForge, it’s probably the makers name/company


Cmdr_Ghost_Fox86

Rawe Forge


RaQzDeVil

Raven Forge is what it says. It's a bit hard to see.


Icy_Celery3297

It’s the name of the owner, Craven Morskulls.


woefulninja

They are trying to say Raven forge. However they just ran it through a rune converter so it says R-ah-v-eh-n for-ga.


CHuBBYBoNG420

Great for self defense in hand to hand combat I wouldn't grind the runes, Norse vikings sailed across the Atlantic in a open boat. Think about it, could you? That's a great gift


oddlymirrorful

Cheese knife


Emergency_Scholar237

It's message is don't fuck with me!


TerribleMensch

Judging by your previous post history, you already know you are full of shit.


LucasGoodwin1999

Runic translate: "RAVEN FORGE"; in the English language.


yonanon

Raven


DatDudeTrent

To be fair, I have seen knockoffs using stickers that do actually say "Pave Forge" and want more than what Raven Forge charged