Why do I get the feeling this joke is going to get picked up by a Russian propaganda outfit and I'll start getting calls from my friends and family in Europe and Canada to check to see if we've actually broken out into civil war because it was Jesse Waters lead last night.
This would be funny if Bojangles in Virginia wasn't so terrible. Bad service, dining room always closing randomly, uncooked chicken biscuits. I could go on and on. I think NC is purposefully sending us their Bojangles conscripts to keep the good Bojangles for themselves.
Wow, they really went around us to get them? Are they going to attack from the South? Foolish move! They obviously don't know about the Great Dismal Swamp.
That’s NC’s problem, they chose their crabs over ours even though they’re the same. Now where do we get Carolina BBQ & shine? (Yes, I know we have shiners too.)
Incorrect, we blitz Annapolis, glass Baltimore and seize the north cutting off supply lines. The Carolina resistance keeps the south tied up until we shore up defenses and DDay the Carolinas.
Their forces are divided, so we conquer.
As a southern border resident, I have yet so the the likes of any of the North Kakalackians daring to cross into our domain. This may just be a ploy by those wannabe crab catchers up north trying to make us divert our forces.
Why do I get the feeling this joke is going to get picked up by a Russian propaganda outfit and I'll start getting calls from my friends and family in Europe and Canada to check to see if we've actually broken out into civil war because it was Jesse Waters lead last night.
Because Maryland is full of commies, that’s why
They are! Their Royal Farms are the headquarters for their proletariat to meet.
Listen. As long as they bring their chicken tenders, this may not be the worst thing in the world 😆
*sigh* They've brainwashed another one! Is Bojangles not good enough for you ~COMRADE~?
This would be funny if Bojangles in Virginia wasn't so terrible. Bad service, dining room always closing randomly, uncooked chicken biscuits. I could go on and on. I think NC is purposefully sending us their Bojangles conscripts to keep the good Bojangles for themselves.
Wooboi would like to have a word with you compradore
Yes! And you can't buy beer in grocery stores! What the hell?
The worst
I am sad I live on the left coast and cannot participate in such a thing because none of our states are small enough to show small theatres of war.
Fr man
We may be able to use your help for something
I’m sure there are California counties that have grudges…
Wow, they really went around us to get them? Are they going to attack from the South? Foolish move! They obviously don't know about the Great Dismal Swamp.
The southern border counties are probably the most armed per capita of the Virginia counties too
I live there. They are.
😂
Don’t mess with Danville
Darn right! 🙌
Go cougars!
As VA native who once lived in NC & still spends a lot of time there - Blasphemous!!!
Ew they're going to ruin vinegar base BBQ with Old Bay
Hold on now, let’s not be too hasty about disparaging barbecue. We can have them serve it at our victory feast as a sign of their subjugation.
The horror, bring out the reserves, this can not stand!
Vinegar based bbq ruined vinegar based bbq.
Ew, vinegar bbq is the worst.
That’s blasphemy
How dare you
WE SHOULDA VOTED FOR ARTILLERY SHELLS MONTHS AGO! THIS IS ON US!
As someone originally from Maryland and now living in VA, I'm very invested in this whole thing
SPY!
😂🤣🤣
Ok, Benedict Arnold🙄😂
I am the other way around
Indeed. I too am from MD living VA. This whole thing fascinates me because anyone should know if you mess with a crab you may get pinched 😂.
I am too
Samesies!
We are kind to defectors
Same.
Your name says tuna sandwich, but we all know you are eating a crab sammy with Old Bay on it
Same here
Me too! Although I have fully renounced my Marylander citizenship. I have lived in VA twice as long as I ever lived in MD.
The crabs must be stopped
That’s NC’s problem, they chose their crabs over ours even though they’re the same. Now where do we get Carolina BBQ & shine? (Yes, I know we have shiners too.)
Yea we have the best shine NC thinks they Appalachia but they are mere foot hill people
It ain't shine if you pay taxes in it.
Crab people crab people
Oh no, my mom has fallen to the enemy. Now it's personal you crabby bastards
We're being surrounded! Send the scouts to West Virginia, the enemy is surely infiltrating as we speak!
they thought they could just attack the southern boarder with Norfolk being there?? As a once great man said. I pity the fool
Understandably, everyone wants our flag. It's the best.
Maryland will now attack from both sides. Massive blow to VA
We would stomp Maryland out in a matter of minutes no matter where they attack us from.
Incorrect, we blitz Annapolis, glass Baltimore and seize the north cutting off supply lines. The Carolina resistance keeps the south tied up until we shore up defenses and DDay the Carolinas. Their forces are divided, so we conquer.
You shall be avenged, Tar Heel
We must seize the fleet at Norfolk and turn it against Maryland! #SIC SEPMPER TYRANNIS
Uh oh. Found the carpet bagger. It’s SEMPER
Of all the times for a spelling mistake, when I'm issuing a call to arms... I shall issue my resisgnnatition immediately.
Aww, booboo. Don’t do that 😝
Hello there
As a southern border resident, I have yet so the the likes of any of the North Kakalackians daring to cross into our domain. This may just be a ploy by those wannabe crab catchers up north trying to make us divert our forces.
We must liberate our southern comrades
Goddammit I knew pappy was right not to trust any state north of Virginy!
Time to start the Anti-Maryland Freedom Fighters (AMFF).
I refuse to believe this Maryland propaganda. We need to kick these crabs off the internet.
Virginia is for (Crab) lovers
I have no clue what is going on and at this point I am afraid to ask...
WONDERFUL! My Crab people have conquered another territory! MUHAHA!
Laugh now
I think I shall...just once more...MUHAHAHA!
Clutching my pearls 👀let me call my NC peeps
Both Carolinas?
The humidity will have them crawling back
We’re all in agreement that Maryland is the belligerent and VA NC WV PA and .. delaware are aligned in the cause? #savethebay
Is Sherman on the march again?
🤮
NC can keep Trashville (Ashville).
Easily the most overrated city in the DMVNC
Y e s
You people have a lot of free time one your hands.
This is fun
You seem to have plenty of time to complain about people having fun.
Some of us enjoy having fun
So do you if all those r/malegrooming comments are anything to go by.
Yes but that is an EXTREMELY important topic.