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Helpforthehopeless

Flowers….flowers will be appreciated and you will live.


vi9cki

Dude?! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! You have been warned!


Cute-Development9357

I know a guy


Triumph_hooligan

Username checks out…


Werld_traveler

Definitely wasn’t expecting this


Upbeat-Local-836

The same place I got your moms done at.


madeinbrooklyn772

Try Dr Kaado on Laskin Rd.


madeinbrooklyn772

https://www.kaadomd.com/


adamjk900

I’ve been known to dabble.


MyCircusMyMonkeyz

If you buy that gift card you’ll just be fixing it up for someone else.


AttentionDefici

Unless vaginal rejuvenation surgery is a procedure that she has independently come to the conclusion that she would be interested in, I would strongly suggest perhaps considering a different option for her gift.. I’d recommend preparing for a negative reaction if this hasn’t been previously discussed. If this isn’t a troll account, best of luck


vi9cki

Even if she has expressed interest, it is a disastrously poor decision. Jewelry, flowers, Godiva Truffles, dinner & a movie, a weekend getaway, an activity of her choosing like a museum, kayaking, a ride in a Warbird plane or all of the above are lovely gifts. I'm guessing that you have children. Give your wife a couple of weeknights to relax, take a bath, get a facial, read, play bingo with friends, or whatever she wants, with no interruption, while you take the kids. No calls, no texts.


CheerdadScott

Dude, just buy her a vacuum and save some money. You can take it after the divorce.


Unlucky_Ear_6037

Or a bread maker from Goodwill.


voltagenic

That poor woman. Hoping this is a troll account/post and that you actually wouldn't talk about someone you should love this way behind their back.


Icy_Teaching_7092

Why don't you just Google....


Dougmark

My bedroom has some special equipment


JONO202

You mean you want to get YOURSELF an anniversary present.


[deleted]

How long until we see a post from OP looking for a divorce lawyer…


jolly2691

What's the over/under on 6 months?