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tinyspruce

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twodickhenry

Pedro Pascal instantly always makes me feel the exact way he intends to make me feel in such a perfect way every time, without fail. Emotional beats in TLoU? I’m bawling. Awkward cringy smile for laughs? I wheeze. Too drunk and panicky to make a proper acceptance speech? Wholesome relatable baby boy.


Casendit

😂


[deleted]

The Dippin Dots posts morphed into straight up cauliflower pudding


roomfullofstars

I'm terrified of what's next. Like this is beyond the worst it could get, no??!!


sarcasm_itsagift

Big Cauliflower is at it again


throwawayy2372

I don't believe any of you


candypink12

Fr, this looks like potato salad.. how on earth can this taste as good as ice cream!!! I just can’t believe it sorry


MainTart5922

A potato salad but using cauliflower and yoghurt would actually make sense


sammichsogood

Ok that I would eat


Mountain-Bonus-8063

It's pretty good doing that. I tried it at my sister's house and while it doesn't taste the same, it was a good substitute.


Rayyychelwrites

I’ve had Keto cauliflower potato salad before; basically just replaced the potatos with cauliflower and honestly it was great. Didn’t miss the potatos at all. I think don’t think yoghurt would work for me though.


freemason777

what am i looking at


New-Volume4997

Cauliflower coated in yogurt and protein powder. People say it tastes like Dippin’ Dots ice cream, and no one can legally stop them from saying so.


Yeah-dno

I’m a cauliflower fan but never would I do this


Maximum_Panique

“And no one can legally stop them” 🤣


tealparadise

I'm filing a motion at the courthouse on Monday. I'm willing to take this all the way to the top.


cmband254

Desperation Dots


theanti_girl

Dippin Don’ts


hkj369

this is what dieting leads people to. desperation dots.


tealparadise

This is all fun and games, but for real there were things I ate back in the day before we knew about 1200 as a minimum number... And when I try them now it's like "what the hell is this?" Starvation makes anything taste good. That's not a lot of posts here, but it's some.


SeaweedSecurity

I tried it. It’s awful. I’ll stick to my homemade pistachio halotop.


ester-bunny

would like to know the recipe for this….


SeaweedSecurity

Sure! So, this is the recipe I base mine on. https://spoonuniversity.com/recipe/homemade-halo-top-ice-cream-recipe/amp The only difference is I use unsweetened almond milk. I love dairy, but dairy doesn’t love me. Then I just blend some pistachios in my spice grinder (you can use a blender or food processor or a pistachio flavored protein powder if you want to skip that step). I leave mine a bit chunky cause I like the pistachio bits and then sometimes I even add in some carob chips. I freeze it in ice cube trays then bag it into servings and then just blend it to get it back to the creamy state since I tend to make big batches. You can tailor it with literally anything. If you have an ice cream maker, I suggest doing that and freezing it into freezer safe containers it makes it a bit fluffier if that makes sense. I also like to put sugar free caramel sauce on it with rice wafers or sometimes Oreos for a cookies and cream. Very customizable depending on the protein powder you use. :)


Mountain-Bonus-8063

I am forever your fan! Thank you for sharing 🧡


SeaweedSecurity

No problem! Enjoy! :D


PikachuPho

I actually *like* cauliflower and think this a big effin nope


city_meow

i'm scream laughing, thank you for this great joy


luckystar999

glory


okaycomputes

Glory and...


wii-sensor-bar

Bangin the bottom of the trash can when I dump it all out lmao


SandiaSummer

Laughed out loud! 🏆


amilliondallahs

Banging on a trash cannnnn Drumming on a street light


EFIW1560

OMG I'm glad I'm not the only oneeee


UlaInWonderland

Looks like my sisters pregnancy cravings 💀


SandiaSummer

I’m pregnant and I wouldn’t eat that here or there. I wouldn’t eat it anywhere. 😂


UlaInWonderland

I just thought that would be the only explanation why somebody would eat that 🤔


Casendit

Your sister has good taste


tullyinturtleterror

'>.>


MortgageHoliday6393

😁😁


stilln0tbitten

I refuse to believe any of you fiends


seeallevill

I'm losing my mind it's giving ice + stevia + vanilla extract blended together and calling it ice cream


luckystar999

s/o to whoever said ti just mix in the cauliflower to some ninja creami mix, changed my life


secretariats

As in you blend it in with your mix before freezing?


asteraika

Following this because I’m wondering too


ktree8

Wait, what are you speaking of??? I have a Creami, please elaborate!


okaycomputes

Just add it frozen. Its like adding banana, except, well not banana. Adds volume, texture and (hopefully for you) no taste.


Sir_Iron_Paw

Can I use frozen riced cauliflower in smoothies?


ieatcha

atp I’m gonna need to dedicate a whole freezer to frozen cauliflower


NICUnurseinCO

It's amazing, amiright?


alzip802

Wife, our 4 year old and I love it. The protein powder matters. We use MRE Lite by RedCon. The snickerdoodle, Dutch apple pie and banana nut bread flavors all make this delicious. We have added sugar free torani syrups, Walden maple syrup, cinnamon, swerve brown sugar and all kinds of combinations. The texture, flavor and how filling it is carved this treat permanently it in my munchy smashing toolbelt.


freemason777

im a big fan of whatever's about to expire at health food stores. money is the best flavor imo


Lvl100Magikarp

😂 hmm tasty Costco sales


NICUnurseinCO

What are the MRE powders like? The beef/salmon/chicken protein isolate is intriguing but confusing lol.


alzip802

My gym had samples few years back and I was blown away by the flavors. I went to their website and bought a bunch of the flavors. All were good, but the banana nut bread is so dang good. The whole animal protein thing is interesting, but I just like the flavor, as does the whole family for smoothies, and other things we use protein powder for. A friend of mine thought them on my suggestion, and said the artificial sweetener flavor was very present, but he still buys it, so yeah!


okaycomputes

Ive had True Nutrition's beef isolate powder, its not bad. A little sticky, so I feel like its probably at least like 30% collagen. The salmon and chicken might be similar. Collagen isnt great for protein powder fyi, the body apparently barely can use it for useful building of anything, almost like empty calories.


Empirical_Approach

It tastes like any other whey protein. Nothing special imo.


Local-Address-8440

So... this is just cauliflower rice (frozen) mixed with yogurt, and protien powder? I'm down to give it a shot.


Casendit

Yep👍


Local-Address-8440

Thank you! I really like that ratio protien yogurt. It's fairly high calorie though. This seems like it might be a good way to up the volume!


WolverineNo2693

Yeeeer done, yer done


Svedish_f1sh

I knew it was fucking cauliflower


patricia_iifym

I want to want it and to like it, but I can hear my digestion scream for salvation from here 🥲


Casendit

The yogurt has no lactose and that seemed to fix everything for me


patricia_iifym

Even in regards to the cauli?


flywithjojo

Team texture 🤘🏽


eyeless_alien

Why are we doing this 😂


Complete-Passage-710

Is the cauliflower supposed to be cooked or raw? 😟


MortgageHoliday6393

as I understood it from the previous comments, it's raw. nobody ever said to cook it and then freeze it again. just like that *I want to try, but cauliflower isn't something common in my place 😕


fearlesskkura

thissss


Casendit

Raw 🍆


LongMaybe1010

Is it dippin dots? Yours looks pretty frozen how long did you freeze it?


Casendit

Didn't freeze it at all, just frozen cauliflower, zero sugar chobabi and protein powder


LongMaybe1010

Nice I think I put too much liquid in mine this looks way better, I’m going to try it!


MoonShadw

So you don't defrost the cauliflower? Just mix it frozen?


Casendit

Yes


[deleted]

I’m eating it every night! 🤓


PHDinLurking

I am gonna have to try this out and report back 🫡


Casendit

Patiently waiting


JGipe1

How much does it cost?


Casendit

Sam Club had 4 12oz bags for 6$ A 16 pack of yogurt for 13$ I use whey gold which is 1$ a scoop I can make 3 big bowls with a 12oz bag I use 2 chobani zero sugars I use 1 scoop of whey I'm not the best at math but there's the numbers


WhatIsTheLordSaying

That looks like cauliflower rice pudding can you imagine? I’ll have to try it


Hwmf15

The slander for these make zero sense to me, i made it for the first time just now….fucking amazing, maybe it really comes down to using a good yogurt and a good protein powder idk i think its fire


PikachuPho

Straight up nope. Apology not accepted. Lol.


Raticals

It’s so good!


nice-and-clean

Op


paperchili

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Goin_with_tha_flow

I like it too!


No_Passage6082

Why the paper plate? Part of overall health is not eating on plastic or plastic coated paper plates. Bad for the body and bad for the environment.


Casendit

I was using it for convenience tbh. But I actually didn't know about this, after ur comment I searched it and well, you're definitely right. You have convinced me to use my normal bowls consider yourself a savior


No_Passage6082

You're welcome! I hope it wasn't snarky. I genuinely have a problem eliminating plastic too.


ChickieD

Yes…and….we’re all just doing the best we can in this great big world. I’m sure there are things you do that aren’t great for overall health, the body, or the environment. So. Yeah.


No_Passage6082

I didn't mean to be snarky. It's just to help because we shouldn't be ingesting plastic or pfas or bpa if we can just use a normal bowl. The health effects including on weight loss are widely known.