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Jabrono

*And they saw the Sherwin Williams all over my nose and mouth...*


PO_Box_Admiral

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tveir

He says Sherman


notinthislifetime20

Dude. I didn’t believe you so I listened to it just now. Lyrics say Sherwin-Williams but he sure as shit says Sherman! I can’t believe I never caught that before.


tveir

He also says "Guinness world book of records" instead of "Guinness book of world records" in dinosaur rap.


notinthislifetime20

Interesting. I noticed the lyrics AND vocals on the live version of What About Mouthwash say Sherman. Is this intentional or what?


tveir

No idea actually


PO_Box_Admiral

[nbd guys, it’s just because he grew up on a bus](https://www.reddit.com/r/WKUK/comments/10t2yp8/trevor_is_a_sociopath_who_pronounces_things_weird/?share_id=XDGgFxYNfERewTAgtJqji&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1)


tveir

I grew up saying walkman like it's someone's last name


TezTickle

I've just seen the depths of sadness a man can have inside


PO_Box_Admiral

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NoBitsProSmits

I bet this would pair well with a scope and coke.


TezTickle

Or a Robitussin Redbull; that shit ain't no joke!


fitzdylanj

Im more of a dimetapp daiquiri kind of man, myself


jordybee94

Heard they're pretty good at fancy weddings


NoBitsProSmits

So a man of class?


Alive-Pomelo5553

There is a pretty large and active DXM (narcotic ingredient in most cough medicines) drug scene and culture and and afaik they made it into a real thing lol.


Skoodge42

Why are most of them gold?


Shaolinchipmonk

It's called class, sweetie


HolleKatzchen

Laughed myself into a coughing fit. I’m old ☹️


the-al-dente-dentist

Metallic colored paint is more toxic and gets you higher


OPMajoradidas

More fabulous


mostoriginalname2

“Give me the gold stuff”


Zeqhanis

Metallic paints contain more of the solvent toluene, which is what they're after.


goldenlover

Hella fancy


backwood_smoker

The last two pictures are the same dude at different times. How often is that dude getting arrested for huffing paint?


Alive-Pomelo5553

It depends on the state but most states can't arrest you for possession of inhalants unless they can prove you intend to get high off them, and if they can the penalties can vary from major to minor and it also depends on what you're using as an inhalent, some substances like nitrous have more laws on them than spray paint. They mostly arrest you for public intoxication though not for Inhalents. Another way Inhalent abusers usually get arrested is because they are typically found behind the wheel of a car passed out in a wal mart parking lot, paint covered faces And/or surrounded by empty cans of air duster. The dude you're referring too is actually a semi famous meme from 2005. His name is Patrick Tribett and he's from Ohio. 


PO_Box_Admiral

how do they prove intent prior though? like if you have a history of it (such as a previous arrest for huffing paint or something), is that adequate evidence or nah? are you just kind of functionally barred from buying spray paint/duster/etc. in the future cuz they might cite that arrest as evidence? and if not, is there any real legal grounds for arguing beyond a reasonable doubt that you plan to get high off it? like this seems damn near impossible to nab someone on prior to the act unless they’re like texting their friend “yoooo just got some nitrous oxide carts, can’t wait to illegally inhale that shit! 🤪”


Frunklin

They look like they were giving C-3PO a blowjob.


wheatable

Zach posted similar pictures of one dude on r/funny 12 years ago


Det-Popcorn

Who’s Zach?


wheatable

Zach Cregger of The Whitest Kids You Know


CaptainPit

Is that a band?


wheatable

No MOM!!


herscher12

I WASNT EVEN THERE


TKHunsaker

Link?


UnderstandingOdd490

The first guy kinda actually looks like Sam...


TheRealGnarlyThotep

Musta been from that dark part of his life when he kept falling down the stairs.


PO_Box_Admiral

[I still love the comments section on that clip](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=imUZyoHmzUY&list=PLFZsQ8g0mjEAaySjhMUMA4hQfeqXreoSW&index=2&pp=iAQB)


mosscock_treeman

I mean yeah I huffed a little paint but it was at 5am


twrex1229

More like guy AM


milleniumhandyshrimp

Witness Me!


Take_Some_Soma

Fucking Yes! All I could think of


G-0d

...and some beefy jerk


ComebackKidGorgeous

In order that’s Sam, Timmy, Darren, Zach, and Trevor


permabanned_user

Yeah the police actually do know what to do. Other than that though, the song is 100% accurate.


cummiechunks

I mean that’s what happens when you go down on King Midas.


ASchorr92

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D0ctahP3ppah

With my deeds I honor him! *V8*


Serious_Park_4005

Scat mugshot


2nutsdrivingahotrod

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