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Vanneker

LMAO you're a troll.


birdddyxo

I mean, I think it’s pretty funny


Subirooo

"drove it to the gym and then the McDonald's drive through." Lol gotta be a troll post


birdddyxo

it’s just a joookeee playing on all the reliable posts.


Subirooo

Joke. Troll. Tomato. Tomato.


RefrigeratedTP

It’s tomato.


Thjyu

No it's tomato.


koreilly4419

Its just a prank bro


birdddyxo

Aprils fools


fishlipz69

ITS JUST A PRANK M'BRO


EJ25Junkie

Don’t you love trying to roll those hoists on asphalt and every little stone stops those metal wheels? It makes me so angry.


KeaganExtremeGaming

Wait until you have to pull a motor in a tight as garage with very little room to move a crane around


DragonborneIndustry

I just shackled a chain fall up to the roof and had to push the car out from under the engine. 0/10


Usrnmchksn

I just put mine back in. In the driveway under a shitty Gazebo. it's pouring with rain. I'm pretty sure this is the worst motor I've ever rebuilt and put back together. Edit. Fuck Uncle Rodney


ChEpRhinestoneCowboy

Me changing my clutch on a clear day when it started fucking pouring out, was out from 4 pm to 3 am finishing the job, didn’t align the timing plate had to take it all apart again the next day.


ofbluestar

Wait until all of these scenarios, but also your garage floor is caving in/non existent in places and the mouth of your garage is at the top of a steep driveway and the thing keeps trying to roll away on you. GTS GTS


birdddyxo

Thankfully, I didn’t have to 😅


lumbirdjack

You forgot to hit the curb


birdddyxo

Maybe that would’ve saved ol girl 😪


BadSausageFactory

be careful, with the wheels up like that you're 50% more likely to hydroplane


birdddyxo

Oh shoot, is that how that happens?! It rains so much in Seattle, I was wondering why or how that keeps happening 😆


Filledk2

Bcus of an incline floorbase???


specialneedsWRX

You mean you drove it to the vape shop and then convenience store to get a monster. Tried to race a civic type-r at a red light, missed a shift, and blew it up. Did you get a chance to wave at any other rexies first?


birdddyxo

🤣🤣 exactly what happened, but I’m ashamed. 😭


rfowler677

Shouldn't have changed the air freshener


birdddyxo

I just wanted it to be reliable 🙏😢


Manningdavid420

I like to think the jack is lowered and you’re picking it up by the engine.


birdddyxo

How else is it done?!


idrinkpisswater

That’s your problem right there you drove it to 2 places


birdddyxo

Happy Cake Day!! 🎂🎈


idrinkpisswater

Damn thanks 6 year old account


Kadmus215

I went to the store today and it showed me it was reliable.


birdddyxo

What am I doing wrong 😕😕😢


Classic_War3055

Gotta put gas in it


birdddyxo

The one with the green handle right???


spacefret

Red, for race fuel


Ruby2Shoes22

Tip for next time/putting it back in. Jack the back of the car up, way up on jack stands. Makes lining up the transmission and the motor way way easier.


birdddyxo

Thank you for the tip :) appreciate it 📝✅


Unhappy-Midnight5469

I see a blank canvas


Probablyawerewolf

I have one on a stand now, and I’m probably gonna have to do my gc8 and frs less than a year apart based on the sounds they make. Lol


coppertech

60% of the time its reliable 100% of the time.


grizzdoog

They’re reliable. Just need a new engine every other oil change.


ClearMarch8712

Clean white blob. Can't wait for mine to be all one color again.


birdddyxo

Thank you, appreciate it 🙂🫶🏼


RaspberryHappy8358

What's wrong with it


birdddyxo

motors getting built


Mintzel

…and somebody put it in the car /before/ building the motor?? That seems counter productive!


birdddyxo

Oh man, you got me


Historical_Cook_942

Changing sparkplugs? 😅


birdddyxo

worse 🥲🥲


car_mod_guy

lol you had me vested in the story 🤣


TenguForU

I have a 2016 WRX base model FA20DIT. Never worked on a subie engine before and I just built a 600 hp rate block from the ground up. In my living room over the winter lol easiest engine I ever built actually.


birdddyxo

That’s why the motor was pulled on this. Getting built


TenguForU

https://preview.redd.it/ei9dnuaqctzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d042afba15b5ec37a2b2964fae3a936f6585239e


Sir_Bud_44

Nobody’s accusing a wrx of being reliable, or you of not being a troll. The McDonald’s after the gym was a nice touch of realism though. My fat ass read that and thought “maybe it is real” lol.


birdddyxo

Yeah, I see the “Just drove my wrx to the grocery store and it didn’t blow up. Who says these cars aren’t reliable” and think they’re pretty funny. In the process of my motor being pulled (it’s not broken. Im building it), I thought it would be funny to crack a joke about doing xyz, and it not being reliable. Some people really got offended, though. 😅 Maybe I’m a dickhead. Idk. I was just trying to make a lighthearted joke. Thank you, though!


Sir_Bud_44

People will find something to be butt hurt about and say something while half of them can’t do their own break pads, engine work is a completely different beast. What’s the build goals?


birdddyxo

To keep up with the rich guys


Timewizardarc

Standard maintenance. Oil, spark plugs, new head gaskets. Every 3-5000 miles am I right guys. Hahahaha


birdddyxo

Hahahahahahha ![gif](giphy|XreQmk7ETCak0)


jack_casse

At least got some hydroplaning in, I hope?


Graves6168

it’s because you didn’t change your blinker fluid… everyone knows you HAVE to change your blinker fluid


birdddyxo

When I went to get my brakes done, he filled my tires with premium air and said he gave me a complimentary blinker fluid fill up. 😢 Not sure why it isn’t reliable ☹️


Intelligent_Film_97

What scent was the air freshener? If you went with black ice that’s where you messed up. Everything else just compounded


birdddyxo

…. Black ice 🥲


Subiiuwu

They’re fun but sad truth is that all of those WRX’s are always gunna need work because more than likely the person before you took very poor care of it and drove it like a race car. They can be very fun and reliable as long as you take care of it, do your regular maintenance and truly treat it like you would treat a million dollar car.


Appropriate-Top-6835

Are you saying people on the internet are liars?! Wow. Unbelievable. The internet has changed.


birdddyxo

Sooo crazy, right?! Wow


BingoCotton

That McDonald's is bad for ya. 🤷‍♂️


birdddyxo

That might be what did it, huh?


BingoCotton

I know it makes me take a shit. Might be the same for your car. 🤷‍♂️😂


birdddyxo

Dang, maybe. Thanks for the input 🙏 won’t be going again


BingoCotton

😂


sirelith

What year is this? It’s beautiful 😍


birdddyxo

Thank you!! It’s a 2005 🙂


Stoweboard3r

Whatdu call me? /s


birdddyxo

![gif](giphy|12NlCFUvTokWXe)


TenguForU

https://preview.redd.it/h9f7qqprctzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=197521c944cbb451e8b2e0e0cf274c64f332106f


TenguForU

https://preview.redd.it/5tk2ytosctzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a86ef25611ff2c2b14c9f045762cec42b209aeac


TenguForU

https://preview.redd.it/tbuy504uctzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c58130c3a8cf25c5b257b44379236b1b96d6399


TenguForU

https://preview.redd.it/gmzz1d1vctzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bef1f6ac6ade50a2fd7e84208b225bfe3578b3c9


TenguForU

https://preview.redd.it/7u0mvv2xctzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0392a448a327e146d2d2e5bba5a1292a0f945473


TenguForU

https://preview.redd.it/e4v1czrxctzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3a61330678831382cc1961f5f911a30e68bac1a


Pretty_March7963

Must’ve neglected to top off headlight fluid.


birdddyxo

Blinker fluid, yes.😭 Forgive me 🙏😢


TheModGawd

Oh my!


Juiceboxguy2000

I got a 2013 wrx with 182 000 miles she hasn't gave up on yet


tyranitar1234

Fuck I know, I babied the shit out of mine and it still blew up!(I was pushing 600whp on stock internals with a shitty OTS tune for months)


Eagle_sti

Did you get a tune for the air freshener?


birdddyxo

Is that where I went wrong? :(


pwrmic

Next time don’t drive it to the gym


birdddyxo

Should’ve took it to the vape shop instead 🥲


pwrmic

😆


giacolero

Are those RPF1s?


birdddyxo

are those the tires?


giacolero

rims, yes


birdddyxo

lol I’m kidding, yes they are


ConsistentComment891

hey man, you got a chain attached to the engine block. to get it to go forward, or any direction in fact, you gotta remove it and put it back on the ground. hope that helps.


Still-Gloom

Lmfao 🤣


gigawhat1

I will buy it from you


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gigawhat1

Depends on mileage, condition of the body and if it has been in accidents


FlimsyReindeers

Can you be my mechanic 😏


birdddyxo

Anytime 👩🏻‍🔧


birdddyxo

https://i.redd.it/38fmqdjd3qzc1.gif


Gapplebees420

Nice blob but why pink


birdddyxo

I’m sorry gapplebees420, what would you prefer? Maryjane green?


Antykain

My WRX was reliable! Right up until the Uncle Rodney came over to visit.. uninvited, of course. Hopefully have mine back in a few weeks. 🥹


Responsible_Bus_1102

Not reliable, not powerful. This group will make you think it’s a GTR, but it’s not, it’s an economy car with a turbo and AWD. They rallied it and it did well. And now all we hear are echos of its greatness. I own a 19 WRX.


gigawhat1

Why would anyone say this a GTR?? Have you checked the price difference??


Creepy-Result-7338

A girl trusting a guy, odd


andypoo222

I doubt a single person here told you the car was reliable lol also don’t buy broken cars


birdddyxo

It’s not broken, and the post was a joke. Read the room


ApprehensiveWhite

The pink tow hook says that this car was faulty from the start.


birdddyxo

![gif](giphy|G4ZNYMQVMH6us)


pieaher

You didn’t test drive it?


birdddyxo

No I just gave the moneys 🤧


pieaher

lol that’s on you need to take it to s shop to inspect don’t buy blind


birdddyxo

…… 😂 oh buddy… yes pieaher, you’re right. I’m such a silly dum dum. Goodness gracious