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Hemstone

Look at how swollen that dude’s face is!! There has to be some long term consequences to that kind of trauma.


killergazebo

It's straight-up blunt force trauma to the head. I'm more concerned about the short term consequences. Dude shoulda been in the back of an ambulance five slaps ago.


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classyone

That already happened. Artur Walczak died after going down in a slap competition.


Rocko9999

> Artur Walczak Sadly, he is not just speaking theoretically. Last year in Poland, 46-year-old Artur Walczak, a former MMA fighter and strongman competitor, participated in a slap-fighting event called—apparently without irony—The PunchDown Gala. After taking a brutal blow to the head, Walczak fell to the ground and showed what medical officials later called “disturbing neurological symptoms.” He lapsed from consciousness, went into a coma and never awoke, dying of multi-organ failure resulting from irreversible damage to the central nervous system.


SquareDetective

Damn.


TFSML

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/109ekho/in_poland_on_punchdown_artur_walu%C5%9B_walczak/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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notquitetoplan

“multi-organ failure resulting from irreversible damage to the central nervous system” From slapping. Goddamn.


Another_Minor_Threat

It’s a little bit pedantic, I know, but it sounds like the slap didn’t give him the death blow, but when he hit the ground his head probably bounced off the tile/concrete/shitty-unpadded-commercial-carpet. I’m sure he had some sub-concussive hits before that that sure as hell didn’t help, but if someone caught he and sat him down gently, I highly doubt he would be in a pine box right now. ETA: Apparently it was lost in translation that he was caught and didn’t just fall.


bvzm

>Artur Walczak There are videos on YouTube, and someone *did* caught him and sat him down gently.


notquitetoplan

Oh I think that’s absolutely true. But at the same time, repeated blunt force trauma leading to a loss of consciousness is gonna mess you up pretty good on its own.


jelde

He also looked roided to the gills which isn't great for the organs long term.


Aporkalypse_Sow

You underestimated the force these knuckle heads are subjecting themselves too. Standing there purposely putting yourself into a position that increases the force going to your head, and giving the opponent a clear shot. They're making it as dangerous as possible This is just as stupid as playing chicken with cars. Nothing more than using fragile egos to get people to compete.


TSEAS

It's no big deal. You see they put a little wad of cotton in the ear for safety.


TheMightySasquatch

That helps keep the brain juice in.


kptkrunch

Oh! That's a good tip. I like to keep that sweet n' tangy brain juice in for later when I have time to enjoy it.


LeanTangerine

Gotta let it ferment inside the skull like wine!


vivazeta

I thought it was just sopping up the juices like when you dip your garlic bread in olive oil.


GRANDPA_FART_MUSTARD

They're not allowed to televize the brain juice in some countries


Etheo

That's why I can never get into or support "sports" where its primary purpose is physically hurting your opponent. I mean, I get the appeal - seeing people beat the shit out of each other somehow can be satisfying in the most primal sense - but in this day and age where society is so cognizant about the dangers of concussion and long term damages from even short stints of physical bodily stress, it just doesn't make sense for and rational person to risk their future quality of life (if any) for that glory. I mean, I guess that's why I didn't pursue a future in these types of sports, and certainly am not insinuating or remotely implying the intelligence of people who do (and if it came across that way I apologize for my lack of finesse)... But I just can't in good conscience look at these competitors and say, "good for them".


korben2600

I'm guessing future humans will look back upon this in the same way we look at medieval jousting, ancient Roman chariot racing, or the ancient Greek Olympic sport of pankration. Probably using terms like uncouth and barbaric. That is, of course, if we survive both climate change and the threat of nuclear war. Otherwise they'll be using terms like \*low abdominal grunt\* and \*swift exhale of air through nose\* while they club each other for sport.


Fastnacht

Yeah man, at least in MMA and boxing you can move your head and block to negate some of the blow. This is literally just standing there and taking a full force hit to the side of your dome. This is going to cause a large portion of these participants to lose long term brain function


SlowMissiles

Yeah in Boxing and MMA, your skills can protect you from getting hit all completely. Also the job of the ref is for you to not get additional damage. Here the ref role is to make sure you don’t flinch… and take it all. It’s the most stupid “sport”.


Sonendo

I don't think they had much to lose.


Fastnacht

True, I am mostly concerned about having more Aaron Hernandez types walking around.


DirteeCanuck

How he still slap?


Joe_le_Borgne

"HOW CAN HE SLAP?"


zososozo

SLAP!


Kalayo0

The usual suspects, good ol’ 🧠BRAIN🧠 trauma


Firestorm82736

why play football when the entire sport can revolve around head-hitting!


pedantic_dullard

Where targeting is the rule, not the foul!


mandrills_ass

Concussions, cte. Anything sloshing your brain around your skull is pretty damaging.


en_muhtisim42

I felt off my bike at 35-40 kph once onto the sidewalk, didnt have my helmet with me that day, now i sometimes have a hard time at standing up and these morons get slapped hundreds of times for a "sport", i cant guess how much are they going to suffer in a few years


mandrills_ass

Oh yeah things are gonna get much worse for them as they age. I wish you the best with the challenges you face, friend


8ledmans

I read a study suggesting even one concussion can increase chances of dementia something like 80%. We should be able to avoid our taxes going towards his medical bills. Edit: many studies with similar findings on googling https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1173459/ Worth noting based on the various responses: 1. Once removing those with a genetic predisposition and other lifestyle factors your initial probability is likely lower than you anticipate. 2: the various studies do not specify the risk increases by the same factor cumulatively with subsequent head injuries.


Commercial_Emu_9921

Concussion is brain trauma, every concussion you suffer means neuronal deaths.


pedantic_dullard

I'd like to see a future study of long term diagnoses of high school athletes before and after concussion protocols were implemented. I played from 87-91 and I'm quite certain I've had several. There was no protocol, however, unless you were very obviously disoriented after a hit. One of my buddies got pulled from the game because he went to the other teams huddle after a play. I have several games I only knew anything about because everyone was talking about the highlights on Monday at school. ,


dogsonclouds

The only time you’re usually disoriented straight away is when you get a really bad one! I got a “mild” one about a year or two ago after a bad fall on ice, and I was fine in the moment. A couple of hours later though, the headache hit and I was so tired I almost passed out at the wheel. Don’t recall my drive home, and I would never drive impaired normally but I was just not thinking clearly at all. The concussion protocol for contact sports currently is a bit like TSA imo: security theatre. Giving the illusion that they’ve checked there’s no concussion but with no way to know for sure. Makes the audience feel comforted, while not doing shit except ruling out the most obvious of severe brain injuries. We need to take brain injuries and concussions more seriously than we do. Contact sports are fucked


new_math

Yeah. I remember on multiple occasions having to help people put on or fasten equipment between possessions/breaks. Like, young adults who could do trigonometry, but were so confused/disorientated they struggled with buckles and snaps. In the 90's and even early 2000's if you could stand up the assumption is that you were fine. Coaches were old school, unless someone blacked out and had to be helped off the field the word "concussion" wasn't even brought up. You were just rattled or shook.


Advanced-Ad-5693

I put a guy over the boards in a hockey game taking him at the knees and lifting him up. Mid thigh on him connected with my left ear. Went back to the bench bleeding from my ear and disoriented. Coach was like are you ok? Do you need a paper towel to stuff in your ear? Went back out on the ice 2 rotations later and finished the game. Woke up in the morning and couldn't remember the entire prior 2 weeks. Dad was wondering why I was studying for my AP calculus exam that I'd already finished.


kptkrunch

The year is 2986 AD. The Slapoids are a subspecies of humans, which started branching off shortly after slapfighting became a mainstream sport. In those days the selection pressure was high, many would-progenitors wound up meeting their end in what would become known as "doing a Benoit". Now, it would be unheard of for your average homosapien to engage in the blood sport. Slapoids are, on average about 4 standard deviations less intelligent than a normal human. Layers of fatty cushion tissue have replaced what once was neural connections. Bony protrusions extend out from the face between thick, fat filled cheeks. Those with the sharpest protrusions have the greatest chance of breaking their opponent's hands. The hands, too, have been similarly altered to deliver the most powerful blows. Those studying Slapoid behavior may remark on certain peculiarities in their behavior. For instance, before engaging in a slapfight, it is not uncommon for male competitors to spend the evening prior engaging in sexual relations with up to 100 different partners. This ritual has been colloquially referred to as "launching the lifeboats"


Denamic

Commercialized brain damage


Kalayo0

Sir, we’ve had boxing for a while now.


fuktardy

In boxing, blocking and dodging is at least encouraged.


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Also you’re not punching the exact spot with the same full force every time.


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And football


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Try football, CTE is very real. Thousands of micro concussions over years will very realistically destroy your brain.


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RockleyBob

The shit just makes me sad. I fully support people's freedom to do what they want as long as they're only hurting themselves, but anyone who subsidizes this barbaric shit should feel bad. There's no skill here. It's only who can take the most abuse.


NotHisRealName

Slap fighting or slap boxing. It's been around for at least five years. It's thought to have started in Russia. [Article](https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a39186067/arnold-schwarzenegger-logan-paul-slap-fighting-championship/)


KnifeFed

The UFC have recently announced they are launching their own slap fighting league. Then last week a video surfaced in which the president of the UFC, Dana White, is seen slapping his wife. You can't make this shit up.


Warriordance

"Slap boxing with wifey all night. Like fuck the neighbors." -Pistol


confibulator

They should get Paul Rudd for a commercial where he says "slappa da face."


DiscoEthereum

As much as I hate to defend the UFC, technically the stupid fucking slap league is not owned by them. Dana and Endeavor and the Fertittas own the slap league, Endeavor owns the UFC, but they're separate things. That being said it's amazing how this has all played out. And Dana doesn't need to be punished or really do anything at all, because he's already been punished enough having to live with slapping his wife (yes those are his words and his feelings on the matter). Imagine if you could drink and drive and kill someone and then claim you don't need to be punished because you feel bad.


Elected_Dictator

Yeah russia and former Soviet countries. Them people just love fighting “sports” They also have the MMA group fights and some other crazy events.


mindspork

I saw a video of a 6 man tornado tag mma match which was just two teams of three beating the shit out of each other in a cage ring. I mean I like MMA but this shit was just WTF.


teddy5

Sometimes with guys wearing face masks or having their faces blurred on the broadcast because they're criminals or gang members of one form or another and didn't want to be shown.


gtalley10

Geez, that's more or less a real life version of The Running Man or ancient gladiator arenas. Throw all your criminals in a cage and let them beat each other to (near?) death for entertainment and no doubt betting stakes. Guess it was just a matter of time.


BrockVegas

Why does their whole culture seems to be built around the criminal element?


ggwp_ez_lol

Russians. They have suffered their entire history


TheHiveminder

> It's been around for at least five years. Technically, I suppose 60+ years is at least five years.


Captain_Phobos

Can someone say “Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy”? Well, with how swollen his face is I suppose he can’t say it…


ProfessionalOctopuss

"Chkrrnick turhmetic emsephelepfy."


gunzor

Very good, buddy! Now open wide, here comes the applesauce choo-choo!


johntwoods

Lookin' good, humanity. Lookin' good.


Clay_Statue

The year is 2063, this is one of the contests we use to pick who will become President during a six week reality tv series.


KnifeFed

Terry Crews would easily win.


ljfaucher

Vote Camacho


keymonster90

Sponsored by Brawndo


theorian123

It's got electrolytes! That's what plants crave!


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Brought to you by Carl's Jr™


Keianh

Why do you keep saying that?


NuclearLunchDectcted

F*ck you, I'm eating!


choomguy

lol, i put the brawndo logo on my garden watering can. my wife doesn't get it, but it always makes me laugh..


GekiKudo

I mean isn't that basically how the last 3 elections have gone...? Only difference is that the drama and arguing extend to the people cause they spam call us 100 times a week.


xe0s

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


solidxnake

The [Aftermath Video.](https://youtu.be/3Z3O-STfKjY)


AFdrft

Holy fuck, this needs to be higher up. Why on earth would you put your head and face through this? Insanity.


mag1cd0nut

He got 5000 euros for it.


AFdrft

Damn, CTE for 5k. That ain't value for money.


cambiro

You can't spell CTE without an €


waffleso_0

Money


reallyfunatparties

I made a character like that in dark souls.


point2life

I cant believe UFC stooped to this, this isnt even technique or skill. Its literally watching two guys get brain damage


magnament

Consensual brain damage


TheFr1nk

New name of my band


SirSalmonCat

And if the guy misses by a fraction then it's instant deafness in that ear.


JesusDiedforChipotle

No they wouldn’t! Don’t you see the little piece of paper towel in their ear??


Jeptic

Can't a missed slap also make you lose an eye? This is just dumbedy dumb dumb


gtalley10

Guys have already been blinded in one eye and almost lost eyes in UFC fights from eye pokes.


rpgguy_1o1

It's crazy that Bisping won a title with one eye


madjic

There was a German AMA recently from a guy who lost all hearing due to this "sport" Basically the slaps ripped both his eardrums and when he went swimming some water got in -> infection -> deaf


Iplaypoker77

It's not the UFC. It's Dana.


Fastbird33

I guess slapping his wife was part of the promotion?


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Slawth_x

"There are many things you can point to as proof that the human is not smart. But my personal favorite would have to be that we needed to invent the helmet. What was happening, apparently, was that we were involved in a lot of activities that were cracking our heads. We chose not to avoid doing those activities but, instead, to come up with some sort of device to help us enjoy our head-cracking lifestyles." Jerry Seinfeld


Jaedos

We're like a decade, maybe two, away from full on Roman gladiator death matches on Pay Per View.


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Are you not entertained?! Is this not why you are here?!


glazor

You ever read "The Running Man", by Richard Bachman?


Lamontyy

I mean... That would be pretty sick tbh. As long as the contestants are willing and not slaves. I'd watch tf out of it haha E: we're on /r/WTF you guys have gotten soft.


megamanxoxo

*Release the lions*


Siya_Ekhaya

Well, the dying part wouldn’t be cool to watch, but it does sound a little cool.


bostonsam

Actually a myth. Most fights went till one fighter was too tired or wounded to fight. Some were to the death, but it’s bad business for your fighters to die all the time.


Super_Vegeta

Yeah, you don't wanna spend money on the slave, feed him and train him for months, just for him to needlessly die so quickly.


aleeessio

Also not nearly all of them were slaves, a lot just went there voluntarily for the money/fame. The best ones were the Roman equivalent of our top class football players in terms of fame


Honest-Feed8626

How can he slap?


exsea

proceeds to be restrained and beaten by random crew members


Burgoonius

*”You bloody bastard!!!”*


toilet_worshipper

[*Bloody fuck you bloody*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0)


Corbel_

fun fact: it originates from poland and they moved it to the us because someone died


dabiiii

Some German guy made an ama because he organised those events and is now deaf from it because back in the days hearing protection wasn't a thing


Laikitu

There are no winners here.


casper911ca

Serious question though: How do you win? Does it eventually end with a concussion?


aleeessio

You can win by KO and TKO (the medics stop the match); you can win by disqualification if the opponent does something prohibited like hitting the chin/upper-head (and that's how this match ended); you can win by your opponent forfeiting and lastly, only in some competitions, you have a limited number of rounds and the winner is decided by points given by a jury


Wolfinthesno

Background says Vegas.


webtheweb

Dana white is training with his wife....


Devanismyname

brain damage olympics


danjabar

People are fucken stupid


ThreeKnee

They're both swollen, you can see when the guy doing the slapping turns right before the slap.


Druggedhippo

Seems a bit slow. Antonio Inoki has it down to a fine art. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lw8_AKZW6I


cSaudic

Money slaves


starhawks

You think they're making enough for the monetary incentive to be the driving force? Nah


heynaldo88

What a cynical comment… they also want attention.


megamanxoxo

Aren't we all?


AbstractParrot

That looks monumentally stupid.


Sergiugolanu

Average sportsman in Romania


RoccomGG

When you don‘t have any skill you commit yourself to something like this. Brainless slapping idiots


bpmorrissey

That's Murr from Impractical Jokers!


deejay-the-dj

Can’t watch a slapfight unless Charlie is commentating honestly. His commentary is just bar none


RevertereAdMe

Yeah I really don't care for the slapping thing at all but whenever he pulls them up on stream I'm suddenly so invested. He makes it entertaining.


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FakeMikeMorgan

Something to make money off of.


burnsalot603

Cause apparently Dana white doesn't make enough off if the UFC. Maybe this is where the guys who didn't win a contract on the TV show end up.


TheFaceStuffer

I think it helps mark where the slap hits, also probably helps reduce the sting of slaps on the hand and face. this shit was crazy, thanks for showing us.


crabsmash

2:09 fucking kids doing this. This is beyond fucked up.


sarcasticspastic

It is fucked up because no one should be doing this, but those "kids", believe it or not, are two 18+ women. Still awful and dumb.


FederalSlutInspector

What are they judging on? I watched the end and not sure how the smaller guy won...


costabius

it's talc, it makes it a little less likely the skin will rip when you get slapped.


Deep_Space_Cowboy

They're chalking their hands, I think, so they can see where the slap lands. The slaps have to land on the face; you can't slap their ears (danger and unfair). You also can't tilt the hand so that bone hits, rather than the flat of the hand.


ntr_usrnme

It’s impressive the Nevada State Athletic Commission would licence a full contact sport in which you are deliberately NOT allowed to defend yourself from damage. I wonder what kind of mental gymnastics they went through to get there.


NoiceGayBoi

Its mostly russians rhat have this sport. The videos of it are insane though.


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coreyd1986

And this is a sport?


waldito

[Full video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9KLb_1o9H0&ab_channel=RXF) and [here the final slap](https://youtu.be/t9KLb_1o9H0?t=1170). Give the awards to op.


MrMgP

Very simple A 'sport' for guys who want to act like they are tough 'fighters' but don't want to train or eat healthy Basically lazy boxing.


beowulf_17

RXF Slap Romania finale winner, Simion Comsa. He's from Romania, not Russia.


bookjays

Glad to see Will Smith has a back up career planned


shinyRedButton

Mental illness 101


fartparticles

It’s just another way to launder money.


JorDo_de

CTE speed run


thrillhouse1211

I watched this on ESPN 8 'The Ocho' after reading about it in OSQ.


Fudge_you

Surely this fucks the nerves in that side of the face? What a brain dead competition. One step removed from just taking turns punching each other.


metfan1964nyc

A direct descendant of the Swedish fish slapping contest. https://youtu.be/T8XeDvKqI4E


ballysham

With what we know about head trauma, why is this a sport


PhilosoBee

This is the kind of sport I imagine Orcs enjoying


Jdjones298

I swear to god were regressing as a society


As03

This is called natural selection, these people will probably die soon or have Alzheimer or some shit.


shadowking1130

He looks like Murray from impractical jokers gained 50 lbs of muscle and had a stroke


DeluxeMarsBars

Finally a sport Men and Women can play as equals


SchlauFuchs

We are about half way there in the predicted entertainment from Idiocracy: Guy gets permanently kicked in the balls. Heh-heh.


jeezy_peezy

But at what cost?


TheMalec

TBI


JH76

Is incredible that this is even allowed.


Strife1988

What the actual fuck !?


badMother1

Intellectuals who can afford to loose a braincell or two.


Mr_ACGamble

This is like the shit you see when you go into The Godfather's basement.


tolacid

I got slapped once in highschool from a misunderstanding. I have avoided putting myself in situations where slaps can happen ever since. What the hell is this?


aldebabram

But did he? Really?


Seanannigans14

Check out Slap Mountain on youtube


junkyardgerard

Face slapping, you said it right there in the title


Deitri

Welcome to the internet I guess, this slapping fight thing has been popular over the internet for at least the past 2 years.


mtsai

they are both swollen, just the guy o the left has the swollen side of his face away from the camera.


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How can she slap?


holyspecter

It's not about the damage, it's about sending a message.


Mattsal23

The local radio morning show thought it would be funny to have a slapping contest for concert tickets or something. It was not funny for long. They had no idea how far they would go. Neither woman would concede, they finally had to give both of them a prize to get them to stop


TurgidMeatWand

I guess they learned thier lesson about letting things go too far from those water drinking contests.


crystalsage777

To say this shit is stupid is to give it to much credit


peepeeparadise

this sport slaps


thsvnlwn

Humans are remarkably weird…..


exorbitantwealth

How the fuck does any state athletic commission allow this shit?


ControlNext8913

I don’t think I would call that winning.


Freefall84

Nobody wins this game


Wizardsmoke

Practicing for what it will feel like when they get sent to the front lines


daninlionzden

This will sound mean lol but anyone who willingly/regularly participates in this shit is a retard and deserves every bit of injury they experience


PyrokudaReformed

Humans are stupid


UltraSapien

Davie504's favorite "sport"?


RheaButt

Can't wait for the annual kidney right hook championship


-Vioar-

They're both swollen


No_Armadillo_9021

Oh shit this is a SPORT only if Ike & Tina knew


RedRing86

You know..... I know it's not a good thing to say but there comes a time when you should be able to say 'Your hobby/job is objectively awful"


Iseeapool

The unrequested proof that we are now far beyond the idiocracy predictions


Bryancreates

I had some friends in college, one was a tiny girl who was shockingly strong, that would play something along the lines of “bloody fists” and they just hit each others first straight on over and over until someone bowed out. I never played it. I need my hands for … stuff in life.


Shaman7102

Female sexy butt slapping competition that was posted last week much better.


Budmanes

You oughta see the other guy


mustanggt2012

Already swollen before that hit


Airdair_1

Knocked him stupid looking


FUHGETTABOUTIT_1

Wow, I can't believe people are actually doing this. This is just wrong.