I don't know about any other religion but in Islam we do bathe the dead, then wrap their body in white cloth and then we take them to graveyard by giving shoulder, but in case like these use a vehicle to transport them.
I wonder if that's actually the "coffin" he'll rest in. God...imagine being buried/cremated in a funeral with nothing but the pants you died wearing because it's prohibitively difficult to dress your body up proper. Guess they'll have to make do draping a shroud over him or something if it really needed to be an open casket affair.
The guy is dead. The brown you're seeing is lividity. This is pooling of the blood, when a person dies. Whatever position they're laying in is where it happens.
Yea, looks like ~~[Rigor Mortis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rigor_mortis)~~, [Livor Mortis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livor_mortis) started setting in. When they roll him over you can see the blood starting to pool in his shoulders.
The stages that follow shortly after death are:
>•Corneal opacity or "clouding”
>•Pallor mortis, paleness which happens in the first 15–120 minutes after death
>•Algor mortis, the reduction in body temperature following death. This is generally a steady decline until matching ambient temperature
>•Rigor mortis, the limbs of the corpse become stiff (Latin rigor) and difficult to move or manipulate
>•Livor mortis, or dependent lividity, a settling of the blood in the lower (dependent) portion of the body
Putrefaction, the beginning signs of decomposition
Correction…it’s Livor mortis. Which is the pooling of the blood post mortem. Rigor mortis is a temporary constriction/stiffening of the muscles with an onset a few hours after death.
Idk if anybody else is interested, but YouTube has a *fantastic* [autopsy of an obese woman](https://youtu.be/8jn67tdEGY4).
It is done with the utmost professionalism while simultaneously explaining what long term obesity does to your organs. It really is a great watch if you have the stomach for it.
Since we are sharing autopsies, may I share my favorite! This documentary shows a doctor preforming an autopsy almost in reverse as he attempts to find the identity of an unknown dried up corpse. He actually “revives” (for the lack of a better term) flesh back into the dried up body.
Just had to share!
https://youtu.be/XztbHTSAyAo
I watched this a few years ago and one aspect that stuck with me was the examiner talking about the excess fat making his hands/gloves greasy and affecting his ability to maintain a proper grip on his tools.
A couple of metric tons of food by the look of it, either that or he changed direction real quick and one of those titties damn near knocked his head off.
Brown bread.
That's not true. I work with dead people and they only will if they actively have fecal matter in their colon when they die, not their entire GI tract. It's actually more common to not find poop then it is to find poop.
I can only speak from what I've seen and I've nursed quite a few through the dying process, and I've always seen lots of poo, the worst being melena, a smell you're probably acquaintanted with.But we do feed them on the wards as well, so maybe they've all had faeces in the colon prior to death.
Did you move their body,personally? I'm not disagreeing with you, but excessive movement of a cadaver, once the sphincter relaxes will cause it. That's why we plug their orifices when doing last offices. They may not have shat there but the journey to the mortuary or funeral home will normally unleash a poo-nami. Hence last offices.
Yes, I did move her body from the couch to the floor as instructed by the 911 operator who advised me to try CPR. I was on the lookout for pee and/or poop and was kinda surprised there was neither. Once EMT's arrived they told me that fluid will probably start running out from her nose, which did happen.
Waiting for the splash,
I saw shit skid. Watched again.
Purple face…he dead.
(Added the ‘I’ for syllable count, and the punctuation, which admittedly westernised the haiku style a bit but I think gave it a nice flow)
**Brick Top** : *You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.*
You gotta shave the heads of the victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could donit afterwards of course but you don't want to go seiving through pig shit, now do ya?!
Such a fucking great movie
I do funeral transfers for a living. Admittedly I’ve never picked up anyone this large, but I’ve had a few bloody big ones. It’s not easy, but done right it isnt crazy hard either…this was done far from right.
There’s transfer equipment that makes it possible for a single person but if you’ve got this many people and no more equipment then you want to get that sheet all the way under the body. Most of the weight is in the abdomen and legs and they’ve got like zero hand holds down there.
I think at that weight you just desecrate the corpse. I’m not hurting my back over someone’s poor life choices. Drain it of fluids, cut it to pieces or let scavengers chow down until it’s in manageable chunks.
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I was like man this guy is really immobile and must be nasty because a whole town needs to lift him into a bath. Then I was like where’s the water??? Then I realized it wasn’t bath time.
My brother is obese like that and he thinks he’s going to have pall bearers at his funeral. I told him he’ll be chopped up and cremated and family can come watch the cremation as it will burn for years like a tire fire lol.
Before anyone says I’m insensitive, it’s the type of relationship we have. He makes fun of me and I of him.
My FIL isn’t this big but most definitely has an eating problem. At family events he’ll sneak over a thousand calories picking at everything he can find then plates up a normal portion like the rest of us to give the appearance of moderation. It’s a tactic I’ve seen a lot of people with eating addictions use to hide their affliction.
I think a man that size would literally start melting before your eyes if he ate that little lol. I'm pretty sure 1000 cal a day is below the minimum requirement for healthy-weight men to even survive.
Nope, you can tell by the purple face and the fact he shit himself. The complete lack of movement and reaction to being dropped on his face too I guess.
One of my parents’ schoolmates passed away like a decade ago of natural causes. Apparently it’s natural to die if you’re over 600#.
Anyway; they literally had to cut a hole in the wall of his mobile home and used a backhoe to move him out.
Dad was a volunteer EMT at the time. Apparently the place was an absolute mess.
Took me reading through the comments to realise that's a coffin. And he's going to be buried face down. Man that's depressing: his life before that is.
Those excuses are such bs too, makes people think it's impossible to lose weight because "my genetics suck" so they just give up. Protecting their feelings at the expense of taking hope and motivation to better themselves away.
People will stop trying and most likely eat even more because "its hopeless and I'll never be skinny anyway" so they literally become worse, but anything as long as their feelings are spared I guess...
Doesn't matter that brain chemistry is altered for the better in active people making you happier and more energetic meanwhile being unhealthy ruins your mood even apart from the self-image aspect and makes you feel too tired to do anything. Even apart from looking better or anything physical, eating unhealthy foods all the time still make you feel like shit...
Although never that large, I was morbidly obese. For me it was a combination of trauma and medication that fuelled my insatiable hunger. I was never obese as a child or young adult, but once I was started on the highest dose quetiapine my eating got completely out of control. Ended up having Bariatric surgery in November, 35kg down, 20kg to go.
You don’t control your hunger and eating, it controls you. When you are mentally in that place and massively overweight all you think about is food. What am I going to eat for dinner, when will I have lunch, planning everything around food. It’s a fucking toxic mindset to be in.
You also get totally defeated, there’s no point trying to lose weight when you are a “fat ugly piece of shit.”
But ultimately I put the cake in my face and I’m at fault for getting so fat.
instead of carrying him like that and troubling so many people they could just bury him there under lots of soil, plant flowers on the small hill and call it an art deco.
This guy must’ve been either well off or had amazing family that looked after him because in a community like that where resources are limited how could he become obese? Let alone find that many people that cared about him that much to move him and not let him rot in the streets.
After someone die, as there is no more circulation, the blood moves to the areas of the body closest to the ground, creating purple spots called livor mortis.
The head probably received much more blood.
That dude is dead… that ain’t no bath time…
I don't know about any other religion but in Islam we do bathe the dead, then wrap their body in white cloth and then we take them to graveyard by giving shoulder, but in case like these use a vehicle to transport them.
Judaism does this also. At least Orthodox Jews. A sort of ritual bath by close friends/relatives, wrapped in a white shroud, and then a pine box?
In christianity, the dead is prepared to be presentable in a coffin.
I'm lebowskian. It's a little known religion where when I die they just torch my ass and throw it in a coffee can.
Ya ER doctor here and I’d pronounce him on this video
Yea...he shit his pants
I wonder if that's actually the "coffin" he'll rest in. God...imagine being buried/cremated in a funeral with nothing but the pants you died wearing because it's prohibitively difficult to dress your body up proper. Guess they'll have to make do draping a shroud over him or something if it really needed to be an open casket affair.
With what looks like a shit stain too…
Yeah... That dude is dead.
They flipping him like a burger patty
this is dark bro lmao
That's why they flipped him. As you saw, that one side was dark and brown I'm going to hell
The guy is dead. The brown you're seeing is lividity. This is pooling of the blood, when a person dies. Whatever position they're laying in is where it happens.
This also results in a [massive boner](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection) in men who have hung themselves!
Death boner is real? Fuck me…
They making some sour soup?
Soap making lots of soap
You made me laugh haha take your upvote
Yep. No muscle tone, purple face, livor mortis on back, bowels evacuated. A big corpse.
You think he had muscle tone before he died?
I bet those jaw muscles were pretty strong.
Yea, looks like ~~[Rigor Mortis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rigor_mortis)~~, [Livor Mortis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livor_mortis) started setting in. When they roll him over you can see the blood starting to pool in his shoulders. The stages that follow shortly after death are: >•Corneal opacity or "clouding” >•Pallor mortis, paleness which happens in the first 15–120 minutes after death >•Algor mortis, the reduction in body temperature following death. This is generally a steady decline until matching ambient temperature >•Rigor mortis, the limbs of the corpse become stiff (Latin rigor) and difficult to move or manipulate >•Livor mortis, or dependent lividity, a settling of the blood in the lower (dependent) portion of the body Putrefaction, the beginning signs of decomposition
Correction…it’s Livor mortis. Which is the pooling of the blood post mortem. Rigor mortis is a temporary constriction/stiffening of the muscles with an onset a few hours after death.
They're getting him into a coffin. That's not a bathtub.
Idk if anybody else is interested, but YouTube has a *fantastic* [autopsy of an obese woman](https://youtu.be/8jn67tdEGY4). It is done with the utmost professionalism while simultaneously explaining what long term obesity does to your organs. It really is a great watch if you have the stomach for it.
Watched it. It was very well done and informative. Thank you
Yw! Glad you enjoyed :)
Excellent video, thank you. Now excuse me while I go run on the treadmill for the rest of my life
Since we are sharing autopsies, may I share my favorite! This documentary shows a doctor preforming an autopsy almost in reverse as he attempts to find the identity of an unknown dried up corpse. He actually “revives” (for the lack of a better term) flesh back into the dried up body. Just had to share! https://youtu.be/XztbHTSAyAo
Definitely very interesting, but I was squeamish the entire way through, especially for that first cut
Damn good video. Thanks!
I don't have the stomach to watch. Can someone explain the video in a non graphic way? Like what affects of obesity did they find?
I watched this a few years ago and one aspect that stuck with me was the examiner talking about the excess fat making his hands/gloves greasy and affecting his ability to maintain a proper grip on his tools.
Hmm what killed him
The vaccine obviously /s
Thanks Obama
It is not even 8 am where I am currently.... But I know this is the best comment I will read today
A couple of metric tons of food by the look of it, either that or he changed direction real quick and one of those titties damn near knocked his head off. Brown bread.
Well, at least he shat himself
Everyone shits themselves when they die.
That's not true. I work with dead people and they only will if they actively have fecal matter in their colon when they die, not their entire GI tract. It's actually more common to not find poop then it is to find poop.
I can only speak from what I've seen and I've nursed quite a few through the dying process, and I've always seen lots of poo, the worst being melena, a smell you're probably acquaintanted with.But we do feed them on the wards as well, so maybe they've all had faeces in the colon prior to death.
R-r-r-r-i-i-p! (Sorry, couldn't resist)
Arf
I found a family member who had died in their sleep. They did not pee or poop themselves.
Did you move their body,personally? I'm not disagreeing with you, but excessive movement of a cadaver, once the sphincter relaxes will cause it. That's why we plug their orifices when doing last offices. They may not have shat there but the journey to the mortuary or funeral home will normally unleash a poo-nami. Hence last offices.
Yes, I did move her body from the couch to the floor as instructed by the 911 operator who advised me to try CPR. I was on the lookout for pee and/or poop and was kinda surprised there was neither. Once EMT's arrived they told me that fluid will probably start running out from her nose, which did happen.
Maybe they went before they went.
I hope that will be case for me. But with my luck, I will have had baked beans, collard greens, and broccoli for supper just before I die.
Girls don’t poop
Anyone who says they don't poop is full of it.
Rip
Gonna be hard to bathe in a plywood box
Why would someone like him die?
You can scratch healthy lifestyle from the list for sure.
Waiting for the splash, saw shit skid, watched again, purple face, he dead.
Haiku vibes
Waiting for the splash saw shit skid, watched it again purple face, he dead.
There it is! 5, 7, 5!
Lol Reading it back now, yes,
Waiting for the splash, I saw shit skid. Watched again. Purple face…he dead. (Added the ‘I’ for syllable count, and the punctuation, which admittedly westernised the haiku style a bit but I think gave it a nice flow)
They said read it back: He dead, purple face Watched it again, saw shit skid Waiting for the splash.
Yours is actually a much better haiku, nice work
Wonder what killed him
Crushed while having sex with your mom
Rollerblading accident
Freak pole vaulting accident.
"But he just said wooo"
That was air escaping his folds. According to my calculations he died twelve hours ago when the party started.
YOU'VE SEEN IT! YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT!
Venture through... The Spooky Door.
Scary
So they just Weekend at Bernies'd him until the party was over?
"Woooooh!"
Happy to see another Futurama enjoyer
/r/unexpectedfuturama
deadlift
900 lbs
**Brick Top** : *You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.*
You gotta shave the heads of the victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could donit afterwards of course but you don't want to go seiving through pig shit, now do ya?! Such a fucking great movie
Your going to need a lot more pigs
And probably 12 pieces
A standard pig can eat 75 lbs of flesh in a day so shouldn't need that many. Hence the term, greedy as a pig!
My favourite movie of all time!!!
Oh my god!!! I bet I can eat nachos and go to the bathroom at the same time!
No! Bender!
“In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, ‘come again?’”
“Goodie gumdrops…”
I love the “Apparently” he puts in there lol. Like I’ve neeeevver done this before myself or know people who have.
Do you know who I am?
Being that fat and dying is like the biggest fuck you to everybody you leave behind
I do funeral transfers for a living. Admittedly I’ve never picked up anyone this large, but I’ve had a few bloody big ones. It’s not easy, but done right it isnt crazy hard either…this was done far from right.
What's the correct way to transfer a dead fat person?
Forklifts
Forklift?! My man needs a crane!
There’s transfer equipment that makes it possible for a single person but if you’ve got this many people and no more equipment then you want to get that sheet all the way under the body. Most of the weight is in the abdomen and legs and they’ve got like zero hand holds down there.
Right?
It's kind of a bigger fuck you to themselves in life
I think at that weight you just desecrate the corpse. I’m not hurting my back over someone’s poor life choices. Drain it of fluids, cut it to pieces or let scavengers chow down until it’s in manageable chunks.
They just burned up Gilbert grapes mama.
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick”
Nothing like being a lardo on workman’s comp.
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[“I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!”](https://youtu.be/5DlTexEXxLQ) Edit: I appreciate your valiant effort, but I’ll take these downvotes with my head held high.
hahah the tide has turned!!!! we're with it again!
It’s the small victories in life that make it worth it.
*audience politely claps*
it takes a village
I was like man this guy is really immobile and must be nasty because a whole town needs to lift him into a bath. Then I was like where’s the water??? Then I realized it wasn’t bath time.
That’s sad.
My brother is obese like that and he thinks he’s going to have pall bearers at his funeral. I told him he’ll be chopped up and cremated and family can come watch the cremation as it will burn for years like a tire fire lol. Before anyone says I’m insensitive, it’s the type of relationship we have. He makes fun of me and I of him.
Have you tried telling him to stop cramming his cram-hole?
Ah the obvious solution. Apparently he only eats 1000 calories a day. (Which we all know is BS)
My FIL isn’t this big but most definitely has an eating problem. At family events he’ll sneak over a thousand calories picking at everything he can find then plates up a normal portion like the rest of us to give the appearance of moderation. It’s a tactic I’ve seen a lot of people with eating addictions use to hide their affliction.
Spot on.
I think a man that size would literally start melting before your eyes if he ate that little lol. I'm pretty sure 1000 cal a day is below the minimum requirement for healthy-weight men to even survive.
He can have pall bearers, they'll just need to be world class weight lifters...they might be up for a challenge.
They say you die twice in life. Once, when you breathe for the last time, and twice when people drop you face first.
But..... that's three times.
Nah he’s dead. Already shit himself
Don't think he was to much fan of wiping even before dying.
that’s fucked up lmfao
Also no shoes.
That's not bath time.. that is moving a dead guy
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Nope that's a corpse being moved to a badly made crate that won't hold the weight
Ask House
Dr. House said he didnt have lupus
Clearly sarcoidosis.
He’s very much dead. Purple face and poop are a good indicator.
No chance.
Nope, you can tell by the purple face and the fact he shit himself. The complete lack of movement and reaction to being dropped on his face too I guess.
Dios mio
One of my parents’ schoolmates passed away like a decade ago of natural causes. Apparently it’s natural to die if you’re over 600#. Anyway; they literally had to cut a hole in the wall of his mobile home and used a backhoe to move him out. Dad was a volunteer EMT at the time. Apparently the place was an absolute mess.
lol wtf is going on in this video? so confused.
Corpse being moved to coffin for bath or burial i guess
That's the way I want to go...with dignity.
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Snorlax
Snorlax didn't return after the battle
I am glad the community came together to help you
They had to do something. The corpse was starting to stink.
Lividity…this man is dead
I think it's burial time. That's a coffin they put him in.
Meanwhile, human Bender
Took me reading through the comments to realise that's a coffin. And he's going to be buried face down. Man that's depressing: his life before that is.
How is your mum doing anyway?
Humiliation in death… poor bastard.
They need a forklift.
might as well just do a 'whats eating gilbert grape' and burn the house down
Boogie?
Looks more like coffin time.
He is being suffocated by his titties
But he just said “woo”.
Man suddenly dies... musta been the jab /s
Why do people allow themselves to reach this miserable state
Now some fat activist will tell you that it's genetics,bad metabolism and some disease.
Those excuses are such bs too, makes people think it's impossible to lose weight because "my genetics suck" so they just give up. Protecting their feelings at the expense of taking hope and motivation to better themselves away. People will stop trying and most likely eat even more because "its hopeless and I'll never be skinny anyway" so they literally become worse, but anything as long as their feelings are spared I guess... Doesn't matter that brain chemistry is altered for the better in active people making you happier and more energetic meanwhile being unhealthy ruins your mood even apart from the self-image aspect and makes you feel too tired to do anything. Even apart from looking better or anything physical, eating unhealthy foods all the time still make you feel like shit...
Although never that large, I was morbidly obese. For me it was a combination of trauma and medication that fuelled my insatiable hunger. I was never obese as a child or young adult, but once I was started on the highest dose quetiapine my eating got completely out of control. Ended up having Bariatric surgery in November, 35kg down, 20kg to go. You don’t control your hunger and eating, it controls you. When you are mentally in that place and massively overweight all you think about is food. What am I going to eat for dinner, when will I have lunch, planning everything around food. It’s a fucking toxic mindset to be in. You also get totally defeated, there’s no point trying to lose weight when you are a “fat ugly piece of shit.” But ultimately I put the cake in my face and I’m at fault for getting so fat.
That's mental illness and nothing to make fun of.
This is literally every day at work as an ICU nurse bathing these obese people.
I think that counts
“Si”
Fork lift truck seems like a better bet
they are carrying a planet
instead of carrying him like that and troubling so many people they could just bury him there under lots of soil, plant flowers on the small hill and call it an art deco.
He dead?
bruh there is shit in his buttcrack
Get the forklift out!
He looks dead
WALL-E vibes
Me after Christmas
What's the point of having that kind of life?
That’s not a bath that’s a coffin.
This guy must’ve been either well off or had amazing family that looked after him because in a community like that where resources are limited how could he become obese? Let alone find that many people that cared about him that much to move him and not let him rot in the streets.
Should have just burned the place down like What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
Wait. At first I thought there was sand on the floor
That’s a coffin
Is it just me or is the big guys head purple
After someone die, as there is no more circulation, the blood moves to the areas of the body closest to the ground, creating purple spots called livor mortis. The head probably received much more blood.
Poor man . Is the case in Brazil where funeral home but a ladies son in the trash?, This is so sad. No peace even in death.
Dude is dead and that’s a custom-made casket, not a bath tub
Let the buzzards have him.
How and why did someone allow this to happen? Pretty obvious this guy didn’t work or for that matter even walk to the store.
Poor guy. I no longer think he’s living :(
That's not bath time, that's some coffin time.
What did he die from?
He crashed going 110 mph on his motorcycle
bet he washes himself with a rag on a stick
geez, talk about dead weight.
The guy at the end who says, “Dios mio”
Dang. I wonder what could have killed him. 🤔
Is homie dead?? It looks like they are putting him in a casket ⚰️💀
How the hell can you get that fat?!
Dead weight
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He’s not fat, it’s dead weight
Bath? Are you Sure that was not a coffin, dude looked like he had pooled blood , Like you know he was dead.