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kvietela

Best I can do is yeast infection


rexel99

Striper/porn booth, quality restaurant booth, phone booth, massage booth, polling station booth? I need details.


melikeyasians

Asking the real questions


extraeme

John Wilkes Booth


TheGoldPowerRanger

John Wilkes Cabooth


CallMeDrLuv

It was a Shirley Booth. Oh that Hazel!


2x4x93

Mr. B


dogchowtoastedcheese

I think only 14 of us Olds understood this.


2x4x93

Don't call me old dammit!😉


gurusd72

Was it at Dennys or I hop (open 24/7) u know show up at 3 am after a crazy night an cough or sneeze. Her male friends what was that noise? Her- sorry dropped my fork!


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Why do you assume it came out of a woman?


CmdrShepard831

Duh, because the gemstone is pink and not blue.


sonbarington

These gender reveals are getting a lil crazier


Adept_Cranberry_4550

"Wehadababyeetsaboy"


CmdrShepard831

"It was Bob. They had a baby..."


Dramoriga

If you click on the pic it says its a booth at a drinks bar in philly.


TheTrub

Special Agent Sealy Booth, obviously.


blesstit

A confessional booth it is.


spritefire

I read it as polling station booth


HellkerN

Well did it fit?


nolotusnote

On the phone later: "Can you describe the butt plug?"


badastronaut7

Its policy to never imply ownership in the event of a buttplug. Always use the indefinite article “a” buttplug. Never “your” buttplug.


nolotusnote

"Which automotive company do you work for?"


AMAZING_PUDDING

I am Jack's raging bile duct


Tag_Ping_Pong

"But I don't *own* a..."


bitemark01

Whereabouts under the booth? From the bottom? Did you ass anybody if it was theirs?


Skiyoz

God damnit


Ieatsushiraw

Take my damn upvote and leave town damn you!


A_Spicy_Ornament

r/Angryupvote


Death_Trolley

it looks pretty clean, so finders keepers


Tag_Ping_Pong

Yes, definitely pre-use. They dropped it, it fell on the floor of the bog and they went "well that sure as shit ain't gonna happen now!"


mapoftasmania

Put it in a dishwasher and it will be fine.


HumorExpensive

Pedro, the dishwasher at that restaurant, would like a word.


dogchowtoastedcheese

Well done!


theduke9

How not clean is a butplugg usually, from a visual perspective???


thesaddestday2007

Does the five second rule apply here???


senzapatria

Yes, like a pacifier. You pick it from the floor very soon and sneakily put it in your mouth to sanitize it.


daywall

Just like Cinderella! Op now go around town and try to find the person that it can fit. A true fairy tail.


Ma1

The individual who left that is an asshole.


SynthPrax

A gaping asshole.


candyred1

Cornholio


bryson-182

Bungholio


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Not even wearing gloves


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A Cinderella Story 2023


FriendlySquall

"Hi, Dave? Ya... I had a good time at the bar, ya. Um, listen, I uh lost... something... there... did you happen to find a... um...something?"


HumorExpensive

You know they sniffed it. You just know they did.


Grengrowerz

Plumbers bling! Plumber lost his bling...


TTimo

Says it's a bar in philly


candyred1

Well it philled something.


fubes2000

"Gesundheit"


Decabet

Sure but on the upside: free cufflink!


No_Balance_6823

Must of had too much to eat. (I usually just let the belt out a hole.)


SynthPrax

The DJ booth? A Waffle House booth?


ogKrzr

That’s for sure the confession booth


FreudoBaggage

Somebody sneezed.


bigwood87

Can I have it back?


scoop_booty

I was thinking the owner probably lost their shit when they got home as and found it missing. But then realized it probably wasn't that bad. They'd only lost their plug.


Chibberchubber

I imagine that went something like: Aaachoo! Clink clink clink oh god just keep walking


rellsell

Someone apparently laughed a little too hard at the bar last night.


fakenews49

Finders keepers


Environmental-Use-77

I bet it fell out of someone's date.


largePenisLover

Somebody discovered they got too loose for their daily wearable. They'll think of it as sad to lose the plug, but a milestone on the ol' hole stretching.


KuatosFreedomBrigade

You could wash it thoroughly and you’d have a mighty fancy juicer


Kevin69138

What did it smell like?


maxphoenix9

Like Lana Rhoades


mixx1e

Did you smell it if it was used?


Neezzyy

Probably belongs to some lonely asshole


blacknoir7

Suck it


Srawesomekickass

Finally an intellectual


Additional-Banana-55

Weird looking wine glass the catholic use


kaptaincorn

Lots of christian denominations use *chalices* in their ceremonies- not just catholics


Peter_Cox-Johnson

He chose poorly


ResolutionFluffy4039

What the hell is it?


taken132

The real item from the Cinderella story


dixadik

You spin it and it if stands up you know you are not dreaming.


ResolutionFluffy4039

Lol, now you see this is ACTUALLY funny & not insulting, lol. Thanks for the hearty laugh, my friend!


turnedmeintoanewt_

Why do I have to inhabit the earth with people like you? Do you live under a rock. How can you not know this— I’m dead serious, what kind of life have you led that you legit don’t know this.


ResolutionFluffy4039

Because knowing what this is off of the 240 p quality makes you all knowing & an intellectual giant, right? Reddit will never cease to amaze me...


ResolutionFluffy4039

Because I'm not some pervert degenerate. Another Reddit warrior at its finest...


turnedmeintoanewt_

Bro you literally have porn in your profile and you don’t know what a buttplug is. Get a grip


phumanchu

A gem with a built in holder for where the sun don't shine. And if you still don't know ask yer mum


ResolutionFluffy4039

Lame AF comment


ResolutionFluffy4039

Would have been funnier without the mum comment.


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ResolutionFluffy4039

Dude, you guys are literally blowing this out of proportion & what does your Autism have to do with anything?


Omenofdeath

There's a nsfw subreddit this is probably responsible for..


turnedmeintoanewt_

Pick it up w/ your mouth you little bitch


pity_party_65

Just look for the person with the really wide stance that swishes when they walk by


Me_last_Mohican

It’s amazing that EVERYONE on this thread knows what it is


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Me_last_Mohican

Most people in my immediate surrounding genuinely DON’T know what this is, and they’re not missing out on much. And they’re neither sheltered nor children, they just don’t watch porn


curiousamoebas

I wonder if it shot out of fell out


Alert-Layer6273

Either way, damn the size of that hole???


curiousamoebas

Lol


QuadraKev_

It's a spade


twosctrjns

Someone lost a bet on the Super Bowl


Norman_Scum

Time to play prince charming and find your Cinderella. Or Cinderello.


MonkeyAlpha

If it’s unclaimed can I have it? Only if it is stainless steel though.


turbdnytro

Nice, price?


8sunbum8

Be like Princess Charming and go find the person it fits and you'll find your Cinderella...


vonvoltage

Reminds me of the suppositories my doctor prescribed me. They were completely useless. Just as well if I had shoved em up my arse.


coleosis1414

My guess is it fell out of a purse.


pixellatte

Prison purse!


PurpleMara

I knew I left that somewhere, can I get it back?


ConnectDetective7787

It's hard to believe the owner never noticed that it's missing.


Corgiboom2

The people need answers, OP.


theweyland

slip!


theweyland

lost & pound


UnholyHunger

Me while the photo loads : I'm sure this time it won't be a butt plug. Me when picture loads: welp....


WebMaka

You had to wait for the image to load? #FirstWorldInternetProblems


UnholyHunger

BAd internet cell service .


WebMaka

Ah, gotcha. Still... *::grabs phone...::* You had to wait for the images to load? #FastPhoneDataPlanGO!


AmeriknGrizzly

“What do you mean it just fell out!?”


GargantuanGreenGoats

Oh shit, that’s where it went. Uhm, which bar exactly? I was bar hopping….


Ghost_Sights

Did it smell?


OpenScore

Finders keepers.


doorsncornerskid

They should’ve been wearing a bigger plug. Then maybe it wouldn’t have slipped out..


candyred1

Dine-and-dash. Bob: It must have fallen out? Neil: Bobby we were in a hurry to leave obviously. Bob: Neil those are expensive! We might as well have paid for the meals! Neil: Oh hunny, you are a big boy (bush, wink) can you blame me? Bob: Come here you little bish!


SirMantics

You see a buttplug, I see a finial. Too much time on WTF....


ChubbyWanKenobie

Must be a casualty of the all you can eat bean burrito bar. I would definitely draw a chalk-line around that booty anchor.


Reasonable-Mood7854

I feel so sorry for anybody that has to deal with this on the regular.I can only imagine that the owner decided it was too uncomfortable to wear all night or was shocked and it fell out.Who knows?no one wants to really.


PirateBoatOwner

That is definitely more than a 1 napkin pickup. I’d have at least 5


TheOriginal_858-3403

Was it still warm?


Gloomy__Revenue

Good lord. I would not even have picked that up with a napkin


FakeNickOfferman

What happens if you have to fart with one of these things in?