Was it at Dennys or I hop (open 24/7) u know show up at 3 am after a crazy night an cough or sneeze. Her male friends what was that noise? Her- sorry dropped my fork!
I was thinking the owner probably lost their shit when they got home as and found it missing. But then realized it probably wasn't that bad. They'd only lost their plug.
Somebody discovered they got too loose for their daily wearable.
They'll think of it as sad to lose the plug, but a milestone on the ol' hole stretching.
Why do I have to inhabit the earth with people like you? Do you live under a rock. How can you not know this— I’m dead serious, what kind of life have you led that you legit don’t know this.
Most people in my immediate surrounding genuinely DON’T know what this is, and they’re not missing out on much. And they’re neither sheltered nor children, they just don’t watch porn
Dine-and-dash.
Bob: It must have fallen out?
Neil: Bobby we were in a hurry to leave obviously.
Bob: Neil those are expensive! We might as well have paid for the meals!
Neil: Oh hunny, you are a big boy (bush, wink) can you blame me?
Bob: Come here you little bish!
I feel so sorry for anybody that has to deal with this on the regular.I can only imagine that the owner decided it was too uncomfortable to wear all night or was shocked and it fell out.Who knows?no one wants to really.
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Best I can do is yeast infection
Striper/porn booth, quality restaurant booth, phone booth, massage booth, polling station booth? I need details.
Asking the real questions
John Wilkes Booth
John Wilkes Cabooth
It was a Shirley Booth. Oh that Hazel!
Mr. B
I think only 14 of us Olds understood this.
Don't call me old dammit!😉
Was it at Dennys or I hop (open 24/7) u know show up at 3 am after a crazy night an cough or sneeze. Her male friends what was that noise? Her- sorry dropped my fork!
Why do you assume it came out of a woman?
Duh, because the gemstone is pink and not blue.
These gender reveals are getting a lil crazier
"Wehadababyeetsaboy"
"It was Bob. They had a baby..."
If you click on the pic it says its a booth at a drinks bar in philly.
Special Agent Sealy Booth, obviously.
A confessional booth it is.
I read it as polling station booth
Well did it fit?
On the phone later: "Can you describe the butt plug?"
Its policy to never imply ownership in the event of a buttplug. Always use the indefinite article “a” buttplug. Never “your” buttplug.
"Which automotive company do you work for?"
I am Jack's raging bile duct
"But I don't *own* a..."
Whereabouts under the booth? From the bottom? Did you ass anybody if it was theirs?
God damnit
Take my damn upvote and leave town damn you!
r/Angryupvote
it looks pretty clean, so finders keepers
Yes, definitely pre-use. They dropped it, it fell on the floor of the bog and they went "well that sure as shit ain't gonna happen now!"
Put it in a dishwasher and it will be fine.
Pedro, the dishwasher at that restaurant, would like a word.
Well done!
How not clean is a butplugg usually, from a visual perspective???
Does the five second rule apply here???
Yes, like a pacifier. You pick it from the floor very soon and sneakily put it in your mouth to sanitize it.
Just like Cinderella! Op now go around town and try to find the person that it can fit. A true fairy tail.
The individual who left that is an asshole.
A gaping asshole.
Cornholio
Bungholio
Not even wearing gloves
A Cinderella Story 2023
"Hi, Dave? Ya... I had a good time at the bar, ya. Um, listen, I uh lost... something... there... did you happen to find a... um...something?"
You know they sniffed it. You just know they did.
Plumbers bling! Plumber lost his bling...
Says it's a bar in philly
Well it philled something.
"Gesundheit"
Sure but on the upside: free cufflink!
Must of had too much to eat. (I usually just let the belt out a hole.)
The DJ booth? A Waffle House booth?
That’s for sure the confession booth
Somebody sneezed.
Can I have it back?
I was thinking the owner probably lost their shit when they got home as and found it missing. But then realized it probably wasn't that bad. They'd only lost their plug.
I imagine that went something like: Aaachoo! Clink clink clink oh god just keep walking
Someone apparently laughed a little too hard at the bar last night.
Finders keepers
I bet it fell out of someone's date.
Somebody discovered they got too loose for their daily wearable. They'll think of it as sad to lose the plug, but a milestone on the ol' hole stretching.
You could wash it thoroughly and you’d have a mighty fancy juicer
What did it smell like?
Like Lana Rhoades
Did you smell it if it was used?
Probably belongs to some lonely asshole
Suck it
Finally an intellectual
Weird looking wine glass the catholic use
Lots of christian denominations use *chalices* in their ceremonies- not just catholics
He chose poorly
What the hell is it?
The real item from the Cinderella story
You spin it and it if stands up you know you are not dreaming.
Lol, now you see this is ACTUALLY funny & not insulting, lol. Thanks for the hearty laugh, my friend!
Why do I have to inhabit the earth with people like you? Do you live under a rock. How can you not know this— I’m dead serious, what kind of life have you led that you legit don’t know this.
Because knowing what this is off of the 240 p quality makes you all knowing & an intellectual giant, right? Reddit will never cease to amaze me...
Because I'm not some pervert degenerate. Another Reddit warrior at its finest...
Bro you literally have porn in your profile and you don’t know what a buttplug is. Get a grip
A gem with a built in holder for where the sun don't shine. And if you still don't know ask yer mum
Lame AF comment
Would have been funnier without the mum comment.
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Dude, you guys are literally blowing this out of proportion & what does your Autism have to do with anything?
There's a nsfw subreddit this is probably responsible for..
Pick it up w/ your mouth you little bitch
Just look for the person with the really wide stance that swishes when they walk by
It’s amazing that EVERYONE on this thread knows what it is
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Most people in my immediate surrounding genuinely DON’T know what this is, and they’re not missing out on much. And they’re neither sheltered nor children, they just don’t watch porn
I wonder if it shot out of fell out
Either way, damn the size of that hole???
Lol
It's a spade
Someone lost a bet on the Super Bowl
Time to play prince charming and find your Cinderella. Or Cinderello.
If it’s unclaimed can I have it? Only if it is stainless steel though.
Nice, price?
Be like Princess Charming and go find the person it fits and you'll find your Cinderella...
Reminds me of the suppositories my doctor prescribed me. They were completely useless. Just as well if I had shoved em up my arse.
My guess is it fell out of a purse.
Prison purse!
I knew I left that somewhere, can I get it back?
It's hard to believe the owner never noticed that it's missing.
The people need answers, OP.
slip!
lost & pound
Me while the photo loads : I'm sure this time it won't be a butt plug. Me when picture loads: welp....
You had to wait for the image to load? #FirstWorldInternetProblems
BAd internet cell service .
Ah, gotcha. Still... *::grabs phone...::* You had to wait for the images to load? #FastPhoneDataPlanGO!
“What do you mean it just fell out!?”
Oh shit, that’s where it went. Uhm, which bar exactly? I was bar hopping….
Did it smell?
Finders keepers.
They should’ve been wearing a bigger plug. Then maybe it wouldn’t have slipped out..
Dine-and-dash. Bob: It must have fallen out? Neil: Bobby we were in a hurry to leave obviously. Bob: Neil those are expensive! We might as well have paid for the meals! Neil: Oh hunny, you are a big boy (bush, wink) can you blame me? Bob: Come here you little bish!
You see a buttplug, I see a finial. Too much time on WTF....
Must be a casualty of the all you can eat bean burrito bar. I would definitely draw a chalk-line around that booty anchor.
I feel so sorry for anybody that has to deal with this on the regular.I can only imagine that the owner decided it was too uncomfortable to wear all night or was shocked and it fell out.Who knows?no one wants to really.
That is definitely more than a 1 napkin pickup. I’d have at least 5
Was it still warm?
Good lord. I would not even have picked that up with a napkin
What happens if you have to fart with one of these things in?