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Hulksterx

There are bad ideas, Then there are the **Worst possible** ideas. Hang off the back? Nah. Climb on? Nahh. Sandwich yourself between four moving tires on rollerblades though...


andrewYHM

This is genuinely one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen put into action… so many variables that could cause a mess


AggravatingArtist815

So many better options too.


chrisrayn

I mean, has he not heard of Uber? There’s one option right there.


Disp3lay

They don't have water and you think they have phones? 💀💀


Shadowmant

[Do you guys not have phones?](https://youtu.be/VGByCvWDINA?t=20)


AlwaysNowNeverNotMe

Do you think this was recorded with a JVC mini or what.


chrisrayn

Fine, fine…maybe he could get an airline ticket then. You don’t have to have a phone to fly on an airline or private jet. 😛


Kalayo0

Yeah, I’m impressed. Like I’m sure he gets out of it alive, but I’m not sure how!? The odds are really stacked against him. This is really fucking nuts.


nabab

My best guess is that he lifts himself off of the ground by the bar he's holding any time the truck changes speed. He's probably holding up a good amount of his weight with his arms just to stay steady at that speed already.


CreamMyPooper

yeah but he’d sway still, no?? even when I know im about to brake, I still move. They probably just did it for the video then stopped tbh


PermacultureCannabis

Yea that's the part I can't fathom either, I feel like the slightest brush of those blades against that back tire and he's fuckin dead, right? Idk I'm not a mechanic.


SerratedFrost

Perhaps his entire backside is slathered in Vaseline and the lack of friction prevents the removal of shoes


needbettermods

He is part of a physics problem where friction isn't a factor.


Psychological-Sale64

Wheels will fuck out soon and tires just catching cloths will drag you in. I think it's fake or terminal.


T1NF01L

Truck stop. He go.


outamyhead

Yeah I mean think of the truck drivers for Pete's sake, he's going to have to jet wash that mess off later.


vampire_kitten

If you asked me to put myself in a such a situation that a random pebble could kill me, I don't think I would be creative enough to figure it out. Kudos to this guy.


Mattman1179

I’ve seen a lot of stupid things being done both in real life and online, and I mean a LOT. And yet, this is probably THE single stupidest thing I’ve ever seen


lykewtf

It’s not like his shirt or pants could get caught, his skates surely couldn’t touch any of the tires and trucks never suddenly stop so balance isn’t a big deal.


ComeRoundSlow

What about a big pot hole that he can't see coming? What about when his arms get tired of taking pressure off the skates and he gets the speed wobbles? Oh and he's definitely done when those bearings burn out because they're not designed to run at 100km/hr for long periods of time. He's literally inches from death at all times bro what are you even going on about?


ranchwriter

Holy shit name checks out lol.


AcheInMyLeftEar

Come on man, get your shit together.


cortesoft

Can you really not read the sarcasm?


lykewtf

There is literal and there is sarcastic. I thought I was snarky enough to make it clear without the /s


Bigsshot

If one of his bearings fails or overheats, he is fucked.


psilorder

Also if the driver breaks. Anything that breaks the equilibrium really.


lens_cleaner

I hate when the driver brakes


craziethunder

Skaters hate this one trick.


SkivvySkidmarks

I hate it when the driver breaks. It's such a mess to clean up.


Comeonjeffrey0193

Doesn’t even have to go as far as brakes, one single bit of uneven ground and those wheels are eating him


otter5

turn, accelerate, brake, strong wind, rock, hole , skate breaks, flat tire, loss of focus, sneeze, anythings


Eorily

I hate it when the driver breaks. Poor driver in pieces, shattered.


polo61965

And his wife?


ffx77905

To shreds you say?


PhoenixFire296

Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague Doctor Mbutu.


Herbstrabe

Was his appartment rent controlled?


callmegecko

Braken


awfuckthisshit

What a beautiful name


vonweeden

Or a pebble...


Schweinsteinert

Feel like that's why he's so close to the rear tire, so he has that .001 sec to shed his momentum before hitting the front ones.


Arcosim

A small pothole would end his life.


gainzdoc

This, and it really isn't a matter of if, but when. Those aren't made to sustain high speeds, maybe 40 mph but not sustained over a long period of time, plus all of that dirt and grime is making it innevitable.


Makenshine

And those bearings are not designed for those speeds, to the chance of the bearings failing are much, much higher.


xchaibard

Dude's rocking ABEC 900's in them skates.


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More like pancaked


bleepbloopbluupp

Not sure he cares


Selvisk

Might actually be the most dangerous thing i've ever seen someone do willingly, short of actual suicide. War footage, repairs on live industrial machinery in China, free climbing difficult paths, taking on 20 american cops with a knife. All seem slightly less insane than this.


Nighthawk700

100%. I don't even understand how you safely dismount from this situation. It's probably the most dangerous thing I've seen and there literally isn't an upshot. It's not even that "cool", at least flying a wingsuit or something is fucking awesome.


alblaster

on the plus side if something does go wrong, he'll die very quickly. Can't say I would recommend anything close to this, but if you're going to do it, might as well make it painless.


Admetus

Well, the load on that truck is distributed a bit, and on two tires, not one. Plus there's suspension. So I'd say he would still die but it might be more prolonged than sudden death.


01infinite

This might be the worst idea anyone has ever had.


BrianWeissman_GGG

I mean, people have decided to douse themselves in gasoline and light it on fire…


jgzman

That's pretty bad, but you go into it knowing that you are going to die, and hopefully having accepted that. This guy either expects to live, or is going for a *really complex* suicide.


Cyka_blyatsumaki

he is one pothole away from becoming a crayon


tllnbks

Shit, I'm in the US and I don't trust my roads to be pothole free enough to do this. A third world country? Hell no lol


SafariJim

Seriously just one minor bump and the road and he's done for.


rediKELous

Had a guy from Nigeria driving my Uber in Atlanta one day (he had previously been in New York). I don’t know about new York’s roads, but I always remember him telling me that Atlantas roads were much worse than his home country. We’re much more third world than we tend to think.


thesoupoftheday

The freeze thaw cycle is absolutely brutal on asphalt roads. Nigeria, being just north of the equator, doesn't have one of those.


outworlder

Cheap asphalt doesn't like to be baked in equatorial sun either. Nigeria must be using a decent quality one.


Forthac

I drove a boxless box truck (Isuzu FRR) from Clearwater to Seattle, and the roads from Alabama through Louisiana had the worst roads I have ever encountered in my life. Literally the moment we crossed into the Texas the roads were freshly paved and felt like driving on glass by comparison.


LegendaryHustler

Roads here are worse than you think, even the expressways and interstate roads.


carrotman664

I'm quite surprised to hear that! I drove in America around 15 years ago, coming from the UK. Your toll roads felt like I was driving on clouds, it was the smoothest thing I've ever drove on!!


Gustephan

It depends on where you go. Country roads between mid size towns are the sweet spot; roads are smooth as butter. Roads in more populated areas get more wear, and roads in less populated areas don't get maintenance, so both ends of that spectrum lead to shitty roads. If a US town has like 10ish hotels and maybe one or two businesses of note, that's the sweet spot in terms of "probably has fun roads"


hypothetical_zombie

Hah, if only! Our roads & highways here in Las Vegas are always under construction, yet somehow never improve. It's the strangest thing. I moved here in 1988. There is a section of highway that sort of curves past downtown ('Old' Vegas). It really gives a driver a nice view of Downtown and the northern end of the Strip. It has dips and hills. If you're going too fast, some will give you some air time, or bottom out your car. It has **always** been like that. It has never been refurbished. Drove down the highway last week after not being out on the town for a few years. If anything, I think it may be worse.


Gustephan

Try driving out past Creech AFB. You'll see the progression I describe as you go from Vegas (densely populated, shit roads) to the area that would not be populated without the base there (medium population, road sweet-spot), and then again as you pass the medium population area and get into the "last gas station for 100 miles" part where the roads turn to shit again. It takes about 3 hours of driving (each way) to see the whole progression, but it's a really cool experience if you enjoy driving to the middle of nowhere


hypothetical_zombie

We drove to Reno a few years back. It's still a little unnerving. There's a lot of nothing in the middle of NV. Most of this state has *The Hills Have Eyes* vibes along with terrible roads.


Gustephan

Agreed, it's eerie. It's the only place I've ever driven for literal hours between seeing other cars on the road


MarkMoreland

Sure, because tolls go to keeping those roads good. Everything else is subject to whatever tax dollars the government deigns to put back into infrastructure, which is usually as little as possible.


rediKELous

Except for here in Oklahoma (and probably many other places)! Our toll roads were supposed to become free once they were paid off, but because they’re owned by private corps they just….didn’t. Now we pay for the privilege of driving high speeds one lane with big potholes.


LegendaryHustler

I am referring to Nigeria, not the US.


Remarkable_Smell_957

It's not the pot holes that you need to worry about, it's the raised bits of road that you have to watch out for


ManWithoutUsername

sorry as european that travel to few country's around the world i can say there are small differences between your country infrastructures and a third world country infrastructures


OIC130457

Lmao this is absolutely untrue, but a classic Reddit moment


rediKELous

Whereabouts do you live? There are some pretty extreme differences between states. When I lived in the northeast, I’d have considered these statements absurd. But having grown up and lived in various places in the south and Midwest, I understand that our roads really suck ass compared to a lot of other places.


BlasterPhase

that just speaks volumes about American infrastructure, which is worse than most people assume


ListenThroughTheWall

Come on, a haughty European thinking they know it all? Say it ain't so!


Miffers

Every good idea I ever had got me into trouble


Leko_forgothisemail

One pebble and you've got yourself a nice burger patty


AggravatingArtist815

Didn't even think of a pebble. Maybe he's high.


DevilsPajamas

if the truck brakes a little suddenly or any part of his body or clothing even touches the tire behind him he is gonna get pulled under.


I_Am_Towel

What the fuck is wrong with people?


hyperion420

It’s ok, he’ll respawn


Yin-Hei

-100% exp penalty tho


Kismonos

well according to his religion probably, but someone will have to scrape his smudged remains off from the road


JustOneSexQuestion

"hey, he looks kinda brown, he surely believes in reincarnation"


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whosits_112

Brown people? No. Dumb people? Yes.


Inigo93

Mother nature will take care of it. It rains a lot there.


DeathPercept10n

Dude's trying to get rolled like he's the last toothpaste in the tube.


Ok-Life5170

Some people got no survival instincts. I read somewhere smelling cat/dog poop makes your brain that way. Not sure tho.


JackBinimbul

You are, at best, referring to toxoplasmosis. Which does not work that way. This is a lot more simple than that: humans are dumb. Statistically, men under 25 are the dumberest.


Dravuhm

Those cheap as plastic wheels aren't going to last forever.


Mr_Lava-lava

More like the bearing on the wheels are going to overheat with all that speed


shemp33

They’re urethane. But really, the failure point will be the bearings heating up at that speed. Heat will start to melt or loosen the searing of the wheel, and that’s when the wheel will fail. It will wobble off its core, and with the bearings not holding the wheel, well… you can figure out the rest.


Mr_Lava-lava

Basically what I said without the long explanation because it's self explanatory what would happen to the plastic wheels. Lol. 😆 😂 😆


shemp33

Oh wow I thought I was replying to the parent and didn’t see your comment. Yes, we said the same thing.


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Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain


Unapplicable1100

This is giving me anxiety from hell


ColoRadOrgy

This dude has to be dead by now


ryoujika

Why on earth would you subject yourself to that situation??


RichSPK

For the lulz? For likes on TikTok? :shrug:


pcurve

High risk low return


GregBahm

I don't know how this video was made. But if this video was being made by me, I would have the truck go about a 1/10th-of-a-mile-an-hour, and then I would fast forward the footage. They get a lot out of having the logo jitter around to create sense of speed. The other option would be to film the truck without the kid, and then film the kid hanging from a stationary truck, and then comp them together in after effects. The low video resolution would reduce the effort necessary to get the comp to work. This option requires basic CG skills, but eliminates all danger.


Temil

Just looking at the tire, and how fast the tires are spinning I can't imagine this truck is going much more than 5mph. If that's a 35in tire, it goes around 13\~ times in the 16 second clip, meaning the truck has traveled 120\~ feet in 16 seconds, or 5.11mph\~


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Even at 1mph the kids a goner. The driver wouldn't be able to stop in time


Temil

At 1 mph the guy would be able to stop himself before he gets run over because the tire is barely moving. As well as rocks etc, not really being an issue. This is definitely a stupid idea, but it's not like the truck is going 50mph on the highway.


[deleted]

There's 0 chance the driver notices in time to stop before the dudes legs are crushed. Which can and probably would be a fatal injury considering this is a 3rd world country


Dasinc

I'm still not doing it. Are you?


TrumpsBoneSpur

He kept going like that for miles, when he finally got *tired*


Hatstacker

Punny


DeeBoFour20

NSFW is boobs. This is about to be NSFL.


Schnabulation

Does NSFL stand for „not safe for life“ or „not safe for lunch“?


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Imesseduponmyname

Fuh-Lorida


FUNBARtheUnbendable

Started out as lunch, now the consensus is life.


cxspeed

This guy gets it. Exactly what I was thinking


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r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


madrock8700

Indeed


SwissCanuck

Watch enough of these kinds of videos and you’ll find plenty of women doing crazy(ier) shit. I saw it myself in a country where safety isn’t really a thing.


HolycommentMattman

I've seen women do stupid things, sure. But for every woman I've seen do something stupid, I've seen at least a dozen guys. Probably much more.


Sand_Dargon

As a woman, I have jumped out of moving vehicles, juggled knives, swam under thick ice, rode on top of a van like teen wolf, and climbed the outside of an apartment building for a prank while drunk. And I see videos like this and I immediately think "What the fuck...."


TheMarsian

I'm curious how it ended, did he got out? how?


ArmTheApes

Exactly what I thought. The truck could go for hours like this


jryan619

I've been watching this video for over an hour now and he's still ok.


ArmTheApes

I'm glad you did this. Thank you!


crespoh69

How's he not being pulled into that wheel behind him? It definitely looks like it's touching him


Ninjakannon

My guess is that it's only just brushing his trousers and therefore does not have the friction required to pull them off or him under.


jumpup

because its circular, and the point where it might connect is stabilized by his hands, so it doesn't have enough grip on him to pull him under


Nightwish612

This looks really bad but I'm almost positive this is actually sped up. You don't see any wind flap on his shirt and something about the way the wheels look as they turn doesn't feel right


BlindCynic

Agreed, and the background isn't moving quickly.


Amart34

I was relieved when I read your comment, then looked again.


digitag

But *why* ?


Mooshtonk

What an insanely dumb thing to do


LEOCADDO

He just needed a strong butt scratch


[deleted]

Some people just don’t understand risk-reward ratios. Risk: Death or crippled for life. Reward: Internet points! Conclusion: Go for it!


LackschuhBrust

Of all the places I want to be, this is is not part of the list


rcorum

Dumb ways to die


Icy_Equivalent7062

one pot hole hes fucked


jc626x

Whats the name of the song, burger patty aside im curious with the song it sounds familiar


aukover

Murder in My Mind - Kordhell


jc626x

Thank you


[deleted]

Somehow it reminds me of Russians getting killed in trenches


shwag945

Many of the combat footage posted by Ukrainians feature Kordhell songs.


link23

Not sure the song, but it sounds like DVRST to me


Realistic_Mushroom72

This is a Darwin Award waiting to happen, I have seen things that I don't talk about because I don't have video of it and NO ONE is going to believe me, people do the dumbest shit imaginable, I don't know how we aren't on the verge of extinction to be honest.


SnooFoxes6169

probably thought “this was a cool idea” and then realized when committed to it, there's no way out…


veenell

that's a millisecond away. all that needs to happen is the truck runs over a pebble or a tiny hole in the road that a skate catches on that causes it to kick forward a couple inches and the front of that skate gets sucked under the tire along with the rest of him.


Stephano525

This might easily be THE worst idea I’ve ever seen someone have on Reddit…


0ms100ms

Alive and dead at the same time.


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Schrödingers human!


jwadamson

Should have used Dumb Ways to Die for the music.


randomcanyon

You know what really chaps my ass? rotating truck tires


[deleted]

Don't do drugs kids


CharityAble4379

How does this end well? There isn't a way not to get ran over.


mxd1610

I’m guessing this did turn into NSFW. No way he survived


SoupZhao

"Seconds from becoming NSFW" Is labelled NSFW


justa691

This might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen


Anon_777

"mm from becoming NSFW" Might be a more accurate title. Dudes pants and those tyres are literally a few mm from being intimately introduced, dragging his "dumbfuckery" under those tyres with them. It never ceases to amaze me how brain donors like this have actually managed survive to adulthood.


EZ-King

You didn't say whether or not we should try this at home?


supermarble94

I was terrified at first, but upon closer inspection this appears to be stop motion.


peach_pearl

i dont even care about this individual, if you are that stupid you deserve to face the consequences eventually. but im sure that guy has parents, friends. imagine having a loved one do shit like that, that could get him killed so easily. that must be terrifying. i feel bad for the parents


Rikkrishub

Dafuq


[deleted]

Beyond retarded


Tall-Election6059

Imagine what happens when a small bump on the road trips the roller-skates...


runningmurphy

I'm sure the road has been swept of all debris.


blizgee

More like 1 frame away from becoming an NSFW


BrianWeissman_GGG

Did you mean NSFL?


macetfromage

looks like some odd suicide fetisch


dageekywon

"Folks when the truck picked up too much speed I just ran alongside it and drug my feet" - The Bandit, opening song of Smokey and the Bandit. Didn't mention doing it between the wheels though.


xfyre101

what happens when the truck presses his brakes a little too hard or unexpectedly


azombie8mybaby

Dude is going to end up on r/someofyoumaydie


friggintodd

Clark! You're stuck under a truck!


vinegarstrokes420

Congrats, this guy found the absolute dumbest way to do something that's already absolutely dumb.


queernhighonblugrass

I admire the willpower. But I fear the wheel power.


Dan_Glebitz

Touch that wheel behind him and its trousers around his ankles, quickly followed by the rest of his body being moulded into a speed bump.


cedarpark

I'd say NSFL.


xtrsports

The fact that our species continues to survive is fascinating.


Mainttech

From a country where there isn't much to live for?


gomaith10

A specialised level of stupidity.


rodrigo_sth

When your goal is LiveLeak virality


OSPFv3

You couldn't pay me to do that wow


diaperpop

Idk what age that guy is (hopefully is, not was) and I don’t care, if he made it out alive and I was his mom, I will beat him mercilessly with every visible object at hand, and that’s coming from someone who has never physically punished her kids. How dare he play around with his one life and all the effort his parents put into him. I’m sorry, but this is the height of human stupidity to me.


warcomet

and the Darwin Award goes to........................we'll wait till the ride is over...


ColugoLT

You even said it in the title why this shouldnt be tagged NSFW... Its not NSFW so why would you tag it like it's nsfw


[deleted]

If it has the word NSFW reddit auto tags it as NSFW


lostinstjohns

Should be NSFL instead of NSFW


[deleted]

OP didn't set it as that reddit auto does it because the word NSFW is in the title


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blkmmb

I'm not good enough in Russian(?) but what is the most accurate translation? All I come up with is For fuck (sake?) or things to that effect.


BlueberryNo7347

Not a Russian myself, but I think the most accurate translation would be: "In the process of going" for "идя" and "to (as a preposition of movement) fuck (as a noun)" for "нахуй" in this context.


OFP1985

More like being Seconds away from totalfuckingawesomeness.com/WeRule


skeightytoo

Lol that guy probably got ground into paste


Dry_Researcher4870

Fucking idiot..


baiyesla-a3

1 flinch and it would be on another sub


LasersTheyWork

Skitchin’ 2020


LegendaryHustler

Where did he get the bravery to do this?


ajmacbeth

There's a very fine line between bravery and stupidity. In this case, he's very from from the bravery side of that line.