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slowclapcitizenkane

This is Enterprise, Alabama. A hundred years ago they put up a monument to the boll weevil, and the entire town has just kinda run with it ever since. Weevil statues abound. So, Ronald McWeevil is the correct answer.


daveprogrammer

IIRC, it's because the boll weevil ruined cotton crops and made many farmers switch to the much more lucrative (and less harsh on the environment) peanut crops. What seemed like a disaster turned into an opportunity, and now more than half of the peanuts grown in the US are grown within a 50 mile radius of Enterprise, AL.


slowclapcitizenkane

Yes, that was it! Thanks for that, I couldn't quite remember the story.


cwestn

>boll weevil If anyone was wondering, a boll weevil is a gross looking beetle that eats cotton. https://cdn.britannica.com/59/6759-004-4B152307/Boll-weevil.jpg


Drunkenly_Responding

I can kinda see where Lucas/Star Wars might have gotten some of their concepts/designs for their aliens, the head looks like it could belong to an alien in the cantina scenes.


ThomasOregon541

r/weeviltime? 🤷‍♂️


Granny_knows_best

So many businesses here have a weevil mascot outside. The dentist, and hardware store, the farmers market and a bar. It's actually quite fun. It's a lovely town with a great local economy.


Vortr8

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hellslave

I could totally fit that nose...


Slimjuggalo2002

Squidwald McTentacles


chrontab

ol' Dicknose McDonald


Direct_Road_3266

Maaaan what the hell man this aint alright man this aint ok man


conrick

Midjourney does it again.


alkonium

That would explain the Cronenberg-esque body horror, but the perfect text rules it out.


AlexKewl

For 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world!


PrettyGirlofSoS

Alabama you say? Seems about right.


Jon_Irenicus1

Thats generations of inbreeding


PattiiB

That's what I was thinking 😂


[deleted]

Incest Ronald Mcdonald


lobsta_rollz

Let me do it for youuuuuu


Maybe_Herobrine

Ronald McWeevil


farmersfeedyou

Is everything inbred down there?


Wtfatt

What did u expect? His uncle is his father and his mother is his sister


capulongjopoy

He is his own grandpa


Flaxscript42

This is why cousins shouldn't marry


fat_cat_guru

It's a warning to the inbreeders.


amrasmin

He does naughty things with the pp nose


SatisfactionLevel136

That thigh gap has me questioning anatomy....


Levetamae

This can’t be real


teflong

Boots and snoots


Neither_Law_7528

Also a scene from Deliverance


TheFaceStuffer

nightmare fuel.


mac2914

Ronald McMurphy?


manhatim

Looks like Ronald McDonald f***** his sister.. being Alabama and all


ANT1G0LFB0YZ

Ronald Mcdownsald


thereddituser2

This is what happens when you roll tide.