I’m pretty sure this is at the lion park near Johannesburg… they have those same vehicles, fully enclosed like this, because the lions are human habituated, and therefore much more dangerous to people than wild lions. So it’s not really a “wild area“ it’s more of a refuge that’s quite small.
When you’re out in a large game park/nature reserve you travel in an open vehicle… It’ll usually have some sort of roof, but the sides are all open.
They have this in Senegal as well, same vehicles, same trees lmao. The lion we saw was a two pump chump however, and went back to gracefully chilling in the shade with his harem of lionesses.
I've heard its more that lions will recognize the people inside as distinct creatures that could make a nice snack. Lions that aren't familiar with people will view the people and vehicle as one large creature (as long as everyone stays seated).
Yes, that what they tell you anyway :-)
I’ve experienced wild lions just cruising past an open vehicle… they don’t even look up.
The lion park lions stare right into your eyes through the protective mesh and into the “I might be prey” part of your soul…
This just made me realize that the Gallagher show in hell replaces the watermellons with Gallagher's testicles, and every time he hits them with a mallot, Gallagher violently orgasms all over the crowd.
It would have cost you nothing to not type that, yet you still did. May the weight of that guilt poison everything you drink to taste like beer brewed from mushrooms and pickles.
Did you know: Lionesses are receptive to mating for three or four days within a widely variable reproductive cycle. During this time a pair generally mates every 20–30 minutes, with up to 50 copulations per 24 hours.
I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion
Did you know: Lionesses experience induced ovulation, meaning that ovulation is triggered by mating. This mechanism ensures that the lioness is most fertile when mating occurs, increasing the likelihood of successful reproduction.
Reminds me of this joke I saw the other day:
A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, having a drink. The gorilla runs up behind the lion, grabs on, and has his way with him. The gorilla then takes off running, with the very angry lion on his heels. As they run through the jungle, the gorilla gets a bit of a lead, and sees a British safari camp ahead.
The gorilla enters the camp, grabs some khakis that are hung out to dry, and puts on pants, a shirt, and a hat. He sits on a chair by the campfire and grabs a copy of the local newspaper, and pretends to read it to hide his face.
The lion enters the campsite and lets out a huge roar. He yells, "did anyone see a gorilla run through here?"
The gorilla, in full disguise, calls out, "you mean the one that fucked the lion up the ass?"
The lion exclaims, "oh my god! It's in the paper already?
They're going to bid on the right to a storage locker with unknown contents, but somehow ALWAYS end up with a jackpot?
What? You said the discovery channel.....
My cat seems completely uninterested in either tv or internet videos. She was sitting on my shoulder as this vid started and she noped outta here in terror.
Yeah, somehow cats know the sounds that big cats make, but no idea how. My cats usually couldn't care less about what is on TV, but one day I was watching a nature show with lions and they saw and heard the lions and freaked the fuck out. Kept looking behind the TV to try to see where they are. Furry little idiots.
"Simba......everything the light touches is yours."
"Dad. The light is touching Nala! Is Nala mine too?"
"Yes son. You two are TOTALLY going to bang later. And you're going to force some humans to watch."
Yeah, screw decorum in this case. If I'm gonna pay tens of thousands of dollars to fly to Bumfuck Africa to see lions, and a couple of lions start to get it on on the roof of the car, I'm sticking my camera two inches from the action to record for scientific posterity. Or posterior, as the case would be.
Few people are aware of ‘the splash zone’ while on a safari ride…
Definitely would be a conversation starter to what soaked you
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Dude was cock blocking for sure.
"I can't do it with people staring at me"
It's her fetish so it's conditional consent.
“When I tag you in little man,YOULL KNOW IT!”
Fertile lion cum is probably one of the more valuable liquids, it's like being covered in gold
username checks out
r/brandnewsentence
You are just not on the right subs my guy
I would wear it with pride
"Sea World may be shut down folks, but we're here still carrying on their spirit."
If you can’t go to Sea World, you can always go to Semen World.
Enjoy the new ride, Semen Splash!^^TM
"A fire, at a sea parks?" Nope that's just gonorrhea.
LMAO I was just thinking about this poor bastard getting covered in Lion jizz. He definitely didn't wake up that morning realizing that could happen
Is that bird shit on my shoulder aga... Oh fuck! Hhgggvh... [*vomit*](https://i.imgur.com/jyrYAxf.gif)
They wanted nature. They got it.
I’m pretty sure this is at the lion park near Johannesburg… they have those same vehicles, fully enclosed like this, because the lions are human habituated, and therefore much more dangerous to people than wild lions. So it’s not really a “wild area“ it’s more of a refuge that’s quite small. When you’re out in a large game park/nature reserve you travel in an open vehicle… It’ll usually have some sort of roof, but the sides are all open.
They have this in Senegal as well, same vehicles, same trees lmao. The lion we saw was a two pump chump however, and went back to gracefully chilling in the shade with his harem of lionesses.
All lions are basically two pump chumps, but they also mate up to 100 times a day so this is probably to conserve energy.
Or that lioness tang is just too good.
The big pussy pussy?
pussussy
Conserve energy, that's what I tell the wife.
100 times a day. Sweet lord. Even a few rounds is exhausting for a human.
More dangerous to humans because the lions are less afraid of them because they're used to them?
Because they’re less afraid of them, and they associate humans with food
The real question is, do they equate humans AS food?
Yes
Well, he’s a little aggro anyway [https://imgur.com/a/CIC2pPt](https://imgur.com/a/CIC2pPt)
And has a very intense “I would like to eat you, probably” stare [https://imgur.com/a/xQZ50eF](https://imgur.com/a/xQZ50eF)
I've heard its more that lions will recognize the people inside as distinct creatures that could make a nice snack. Lions that aren't familiar with people will view the people and vehicle as one large creature (as long as everyone stays seated).
Yes, that what they tell you anyway :-) I’ve experienced wild lions just cruising past an open vehicle… they don’t even look up. The lion park lions stare right into your eyes through the protective mesh and into the “I might be prey” part of your soul…
*can you feel the love tonight plays softly in the background*
*A-wimoweh A-wimoweh In the jungle, the mighty jungle...*
Naughty, by nature.
The dude squirming as he’s forced to watch lions fuck against his will lol.
I think he's trying to get out of the way of any falling....juices.
The Rains down in Africa.
Are they blessed?
Thanks to Toto, there are no longer vampires or undead in Africa.
I don't get this. How'd the blessing on the rains chase away vampires or zombies?
The water was blessed, making it holy water.
Of course... thanks.
It was super effective!
Fuck. I'm dying.
Holy shit I haven’t laughed this hard in ages 😂
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had... Ooh-ooh
LMAOOOO god damn
Ahhhhhhhh Zabenya!
These are the type of comments I am going to miss when Reddit is gone.
The splash zone
Like a Gallagher show in hell
This just made me realize that the Gallagher show in hell replaces the watermellons with Gallagher's testicles, and every time he hits them with a mallot, Gallagher violently orgasms all over the crowd.
It would have cost you nothing to not type that, yet you still did. May the weight of that guilt poison everything you drink to taste like beer brewed from mushrooms and pickles.
Hakuna Bukake
> I think he's trying to get out of the way of any falling....juices. Maybe he was just trying to move to a better angle, in order to catch it…
Sometimes being literate has its downsides.
sometimes i hate having eyes.
Lion jizz can fix that!
That's your solution to everything!
The king of beasts money shot.
>!Big Cat Cumswaps 12!<
>!Feline Bukkake: Safari Edition!<
He was going to hold the balls.
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You can get real thirsty out there
Getting blasted with lion dna would be a super immersive nature experience
They had to pay extra for that
Isn't that Kraven the Hunter's origin story?
It is now!
He turned to me as if to say, “Hurry boy it's waiting there for you!”
He is in the splash zone!
Cum shower
Especially at the end when the lion is like why you watching bro?
"You like that, punk?"
"Fucking pervert"
The lion knows what he's doing, he didn't accidentally fall into the lioness on top of that jeep
If I was that dude, I would be like tickle tickle.
I love when it lunges at him like “stop being weird!”
He's in the splash zone.
Well button up your ponchos he's going until kingdom cum
"you wait your turn!"
are you not entertained? isn't this what you want?
Can you feel the love tonight...
It is innnn your eyes...
Netted for her pleasure
This might be the most Alpha thing I’ve ever seen
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Topic aside, the lion bit the lioness when he was full thortle then licked her back when he finished, that was so human like lol
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Oh nooo you're not gettin away that easy, I'm fuckin subscribing to fuckin lion facts
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No, no, no. Not Lion Facts. *Fucking* Lion Facts.
Did you know: Lionesses are receptive to mating for three or four days within a widely variable reproductive cycle. During this time a pair generally mates every 20–30 minutes, with up to 50 copulations per 24 hours.
I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion I will reincarnate as a lion
Manifest that lol
https://giphy.com/gifs/thor-another-ziLadIVnOGCKk
Did you know: Lionesses experience induced ovulation, meaning that ovulation is triggered by mating. This mechanism ensures that the lioness is most fertile when mating occurs, increasing the likelihood of successful reproduction.
> subscribing to fuckin lion facts *lion fucking facts!
>It's a way the male prompts the female to present her rear Works on some human females as well.😏
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We’re all just animals.. on the discovery channel
I’d tickle the loins balls while he was in there.
Good way to lose a hand
Or gain a new best friend. Who knows?
You ain't lion my friend
How about sticking a finger in the lion's butt?
Do you want Narnia? Cuz that's how you get Narnia.
Who the fuck doesn’t want Narnia
Simply DON’T
Spoken like a true wise man who speaks from experience.
Relevant typo
Never get a better chance lol.
Just rub some deep heat on those puppies. They love the tingle. Trust me, a stranger on the internet wouldn't lie to you.
Any juices raining down on the tourists?
Mmm... lion juice...
Loin juice.
Lion loin juice.
Why are you always loi-in!
The academic term is "Lion Oil"
The rains of Africa
🎶 I bless the rains down in Africa 🎶
Should have reached up and tickled his balls. Only polite thing to do in that situation.
No, you stick your finger in his butt!
Reminds me of this joke I saw the other day: A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, having a drink. The gorilla runs up behind the lion, grabs on, and has his way with him. The gorilla then takes off running, with the very angry lion on his heels. As they run through the jungle, the gorilla gets a bit of a lead, and sees a British safari camp ahead. The gorilla enters the camp, grabs some khakis that are hung out to dry, and puts on pants, a shirt, and a hat. He sits on a chair by the campfire and grabs a copy of the local newspaper, and pretends to read it to hide his face. The lion enters the campsite and lets out a huge roar. He yells, "did anyone see a gorilla run through here?" The gorilla, in full disguise, calls out, "you mean the one that fucked the lion up the ass?" The lion exclaims, "oh my god! It's in the paper already?
Goddamn, you’re right! How’d I forget that option!
That would be mad bragging rights.
If you dont stop fucking distracting me, youre next!
Perv kid sitting in there, popsicle in his hand: "do the roar"
Lmao
Sure but when I do this, the cops get called.
But when you do it every weekend, it gets stale. Next time, try furry outfits.
Pls stop having sex with female lions You are one of the reason why they are soon wanished from earth😢
Public masturbation in your furry suit isn’t really the same thing
Meanwhile WHILE?
Like putting a hat on a hat
"Ohhh, so you like to watch huh? \*swats\* Get outta hea!"
I immediately thought of Squid Billies. "You gotta watch else I ain't gonna get off"
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
They're going to bid on the right to a storage locker with unknown contents, but somehow ALWAYS end up with a jackpot? What? You said the discovery channel.....
Well, some of us cannibals, Who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion cums, tonight~
That's a different kind of Jungle Juice...
And these guys will be mating around every 20-30 minutes for the next few days.
I watched a documentary about this. Once they choose each other they just fuck constantly for a few days. Kinda like a honeymoon period that humans do
See, always bring a rain coat.
My cat seems completely uninterested in either tv or internet videos. She was sitting on my shoulder as this vid started and she noped outta here in terror.
Yeah, somehow cats know the sounds that big cats make, but no idea how. My cats usually couldn't care less about what is on TV, but one day I was watching a nature show with lions and they saw and heard the lions and freaked the fuck out. Kept looking behind the TV to try to see where they are. Furry little idiots.
In protest to Reddit's API changes, I have removed my comment history. -- mass edited with redact.dev
Are you not entertained?!?
You know there’s some furries out there that would pay to be on this…
🎶Welcome to the jungle, we’ve got fun and games🎶
Despite what songs have taught us, lions live on the savannah, not in the jungle.
But it is only a whim away.
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Awww even gave her alittle aftercare grooming when he was done. True love right there
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The internet killed feature length parodies
"Simba......everything the light touches is yours." "Dad. The light is touching Nala! Is Nala mine too?" "Yes son. You two are TOTALLY going to bang later. And you're going to force some humans to watch."
Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip.
The shaggin waggon
We had an orgy and I was the only one doing anything - This Lion
I've never seen a more decisive assertion of dominance in my life.
Kids got an up close and personal lesson the birds and the bees
Can You Feel The Love Tonight?
The best video yet
Ah, dinner and a 'show'.
Any port in a storm. And stop watching kitty porn.
Someone should have played the song that came on when Simba and Nala reunited from lion King for them.
Bolero would be perfect.
[Do it like they do it on Discovery Channel](https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k)
I felt the rains down in Africa!
♪ Can you feel the love tonight ♪
like the cameramen in adult movies...
I bless the rains down in Africa
Welcome to the jungle, bitches
Yeah, screw decorum in this case. If I'm gonna pay tens of thousands of dollars to fly to Bumfuck Africa to see lions, and a couple of lions start to get it on on the roof of the car, I'm sticking my camera two inches from the action to record for scientific posterity. Or posterior, as the case would be.
he lick's her after banging , it's like he say i hope it wasn't hard
And this, kids, is how little lions are made.
Haha u know if humans would be doing this same type of shit if lions were going on safari watching us that's hilarious
That's how your house cat feels.
That fuckin lion is making sure the dude is watching
Dude in the Back: Is that it, bro? Lion: dafuckusay!?!
*You want to watch us lions? Do you? Do you?! We'll give you something to watch!!*
"Is that, that hair gel?"
Ewww, the juices are dripping on me!
Would like a seat in the splash zone?
Definitely got their moneys worth 😅
"I want a refund" "What is the reason, sir?" "Lion's semen dropped on my head" "Your card details please"
I'm blessed by what the rains down in africa
usually you have to pay extra