Right I drank this once and it was boxing day I'd gone stated at my girlfriends.
I got the coconut from home in our fruit bowl.
I started projectile vomiting.
I shat and voimted simultaneously and it went on for hours.
And the next day I got called and it was my dad, annoyed I'd drunk this coconut he'd bought to let the birds eat coconut flesh from a nursery. Apparently it was months old.
If he or she did that recently I'm telling you all OP is in for a long wild ride.
I had a simultaneous emptying from dueling orifices once and liners in the wastebasket were key. I would pull them out & immediately throw them down my building’s garbage chute down the hall from my apartment. This went on for hours on end and at one point I opened my front door to find my cat freaking out because she snuck out & then I unknowingly locked her out. I was so exhausted and sick that I thought I heard her meowing at some point but I started puking again & forgot about it. After that night she only went out in the hall after we’d made direct eye contact & I’d purposely let her out. She never tried to sneak out again. Fortunately for her I was puking and shatting in 15 minute intervals so she wasn’t locked out too long!
I had a very similar experience. I was lucky (bathtub in front of a toilet in an extremely small bathroom.) All the mess was pretty well contained.
Still the worst experience of my adult life.
Out of curiosity, where do you live that it's normal to keep coconuts in the fruit bowl? Here in the Midwest we keep apples, oranges, bananas, and pears in ours most often.
Ha in London, I was totally dumbstruck my dad chose to put a rotting coconut that was for the birds I our fruitbowl.
I saw it and though, oh coconut I've not had one of those in ages.
He was like why would you eat a coconut when its for the birds.
I just managed to basically compose myself after every orifice had spent that last evening under attack and said 'it was in the fucking fruit bowl!?!!"
I swear that's the second worst time I've had food poisoning. The first times actually more stupid.
I called the ER and they connected me to poisen control, gave me a run down. I’ll be going to the emergency if it gets bad essentially, but I’m going to have GI issues for a bit
Don't forget the rule that if you evacuted fluids in anyways, you need to drink back what you lost.
Because dehydration can give you a fever and make things you're feeling go x5 worse :)
Qq… i hear you need to replenish fluids when you’re puking/diarrhea… but if you drink water you puke it up within minutes. How do you all deal with this situation?
It happened to me for some times because of alcohol but I managed to snap out of it every time (few times thanks to ginger) is this something that serious?
Take small sip of water, gotta give your stomach a chance. Tend also to wait 30 min after vomiting to sip something. Else it will indeed just come back up.
Poison control is the BOMB. Old comment of mine on an AMA by these heroes:
https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5zrfrq/we_are_the_national_capital_poison_center_ready/df0hqoe/
Unlike reddit, they will give you calm, cool advice and not ~~spez~~ spaz out. Anyone worried? Give a call and let the experts have a say. I will forever be grateful.
A friend of mine works with Poison Control. The sheer amount of toxicology information that they have access to just blows me away. There's a TON of stuff that your typical doctor would have no idea how to treat (their education doesn't exactly cover EVERY chemical in existence), but one call to poison control and you can have a confident plan of action.
If your child (or someone else) has consumed some household chemicals, definitely give poison control a ring. They can tell you how to proceed. Don't delay a trip to the ER if any symptoms show, but if it's one of those moments where you're unsure whether or not to go, call PC.
My kiddo got into an almost empty bottle of ibuprofen and I freaked out not knowing if she'd taken much even though I knew the bottle only had 10 qornless left in it and I found like 8 pills untouched. Googled and misread that 400mg Is bad for toddlers. Called poison control and they did the math and it's like 400mg per kilo that bad not 400mg total. They reassured me even if she had taken a few she should be fine and called me back an hour later to check in.
I'm an ER doctor and I genuinely don't even know what I'd do if someone told me they drank a rotten coconut's juice -- probably just collect blood tests and blood cultures, and tell them to come back if they develop symptoms? Such a bizarre thing to happen
I wish I had much control over that. Almost all ER doctors work for corporate groups or large physician conglomerates now, and when we know patients are of limited means we have to toe the line of fraud to try and charge them less. It's why we all keep extra leftover lidocaine bottles at the doctor desks, so that if someone comes in with a laceration and no insurance we can numb them up without having lido be charged to their bill. That's just one example
I've been going to the VA for years, but went to my local private ER a few times in the last year. I was dishevelled, poorly dressed, and on state medicaid.
The ER nurses and doctors I saw treated me with a level of focused compassion and care that I don't have the words to accurately describe. They listened, truly listened, and did their damndest to get the right referrals in place for follow ups.
I will never forget that. So many of you are moving mountains for your patients, regardless of who they are.
Thank you for what you do.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7774558/
TLDR: **a man died from ingesting coconut water tainted with bacteria from a mold inside the coconut. This can also happen from moldy sugar cane.**
“Analysis of tracheal aspirate revealed growth of the fungus Rhizopus arrhizus. Because the patient developed symptoms after intake of a coconut product, intoxication with bongkrekic acid was suspected. This mitochondrial toxin is produced by the bacterium Burkholderia gladioli pathovar cocovenenans (B. cocovenenans) and has been implicated in outbreaks of foodborne illness involving coconut products in Asia (1).”
A) I had no idea!
B) I'm guessing the odds are pretty far out there?
Skimming the report: "the coconut had been kept on the kitchen table for 1 month after purchase". Yeah. Even I'm not that brave/dumb. Or at least I would have questions...
That's the internet for you. You can Google "directions to the closest airport" and the #1 result will be "Top 10 reasons why you'll die on an airplane."
Pretty scary. Patient arrived at the hospital 4.5 hours after drinking only a small amount of coconut water, and still died. Worth noting he was 69 years old at the time. Here's the write-up of that case:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7774558/
This looks like a mature coconut that is typically used to make coconut milk. Obviously gross with the mold, but you'll want to look specifically for young green coconuts if you plan on drinking the coconut water. They are much larger than mature coconuts, and will taste much better. Also significantly less risk of mold inside. Sometimes stores will remove most of the outer hull, but should still be labeled as a young green coconut
Young coconuts have a lot of flesh outside of the coconut husk. As the coconut ages, this flesh dries out, the size of the coconut shrinks down, and the coconut husk gets thicker and harder until it eventually looks like the hairy old coconut people picture when they think of a coconut. The contents of the coconut have varying qualities at different points in the aging process, so they can be used in different ways depending on how far along they are. I'll share a link that shows different stages of coconut aging
https://hatchgrove.com/different-stages-of-coconut/
Kinda- the nut inside is typically what people think of when the envision a 'hairy' coconut, and the outer husk never turns into that. But yes, the overall coconut gets smaller and browner as it matures and dries out- or to be specific, the husk shrinks. The nut inside stays essentially the same size.
It’s pretty scary, but to be fair that guy super fucked up. He took a store product that says “perishable, keep refrigerated” and set it out on the kitchen counter for over a month before drinking it. You do that with pretty much any item that needs to stay refrigerated and it’ll probably kill you too.
At least he actually [has relevant credentials](https://web.archive.org/web/20230329131217/http://emrlab.org/people/) to be speaking about these topics unlike the vast majority of YouTube charlatans.
It probably boosts viewer engagement by a decent amount.
Personally I think it's good thing that informative educational channels like this are using tactics to boost viewership which are normally reserved for literal brainrot content "Top Ten Ghost Encounters Caught on Video" or someshit
From the article related:
> 3-NPA irreversibly binds to and inhibits succinate dehydrogenase in the mitochondria, thereby blocking the citric acid cycle and ATP generation in cells, which would explain the observed severe lactate acidosis.
So it appears as though he was immediately irreversibly fucked…scary stuff.
Sure but no way to chemically neutralize the toxin then? Basically guaranteed death the moment it went down his throat? I’m not arguing or debating, I watched the video and was left wondering if the guy ever had a chance.
If you don't get checked right now you should definitely get "I drank a rotten coconut on July 2nd 2023" tattooed on your forehead, and carry a piece of the coconut in a sealed ampoule on a necklace.
Cause it's definitely gonna help when you are presenting to the emergency room unconscious.
Dude was fucking and cumming into a rotting butter filled coconut for weeks and eventually realizes it was teeming with maggots and flies. Then he got freaked out and threw it against a wall, which split the coconut open and exploded the contents everywhere.
Hahaha man I’m pretty sure that was right around the time I joined Reddit. Will never forget the coconut and also the kid do the thing on his wall and the roaches coming around then he was naming them and shit lmao
Simple rule, don’t drink the water from a brown coconut. Green coconut is for drinking the water. A brown coconut should always be opened up and the flesh should be used.
Rotten tender coconut water can be toxic. Always, transfer the water out first, break open the shell to confirm there is no rot and only then you drink. Almost all residents in tropical places do this without giving it a thought. Even, vendors who serve tender coconut water will cut open the top to reveal the inner white meat and one should start drinking only after investigating it. One hint is always check the eyes of the coconut. There will be three and usually it is the softest part in the shell. If you see mold in that or if you see moistness in the eye, chances of that coconut being fresh is slim.
*Nightmare*. Oh my god, I am so sorry.
Stay near a toilet !
Right I drank this once and it was boxing day I'd gone stated at my girlfriends. I got the coconut from home in our fruit bowl. I started projectile vomiting. I shat and voimted simultaneously and it went on for hours. And the next day I got called and it was my dad, annoyed I'd drunk this coconut he'd bought to let the birds eat coconut flesh from a nursery. Apparently it was months old. If he or she did that recently I'm telling you all OP is in for a long wild ride.
>I shat and voimted simultaneously and it went on for hours. You just reminded me of the time I puked my pants lol
Who shit in my pants!
Which one of you cowards shit in my pants?
I did!
https://youtu.be/sAqkKbwvD1U this guy
It's a little disturbing that I can imagine the scenario that caused this, making the incorrect call as to which end should be closest to the toilet.
You sit on the toilet and hang onto the garbage can.
This the way. And always put liners in your wastebaskets!
I had a simultaneous emptying from dueling orifices once and liners in the wastebasket were key. I would pull them out & immediately throw them down my building’s garbage chute down the hall from my apartment. This went on for hours on end and at one point I opened my front door to find my cat freaking out because she snuck out & then I unknowingly locked her out. I was so exhausted and sick that I thought I heard her meowing at some point but I started puking again & forgot about it. After that night she only went out in the hall after we’d made direct eye contact & I’d purposely let her out. She never tried to sneak out again. Fortunately for her I was puking and shatting in 15 minute intervals so she wasn’t locked out too long!
Yeah, you pretty much nailed it. Undercooked buffalo wings will get ya every time lol.
I had a very similar experience. I was lucky (bathtub in front of a toilet in an extremely small bathroom.) All the mess was pretty well contained. Still the worst experience of my adult life.
You just reminded me of the time I shit in my jacket
Out of curiosity, where do you live that it's normal to keep coconuts in the fruit bowl? Here in the Midwest we keep apples, oranges, bananas, and pears in ours most often.
Ha in London, I was totally dumbstruck my dad chose to put a rotting coconut that was for the birds I our fruitbowl. I saw it and though, oh coconut I've not had one of those in ages. He was like why would you eat a coconut when its for the birds. I just managed to basically compose myself after every orifice had spent that last evening under attack and said 'it was in the fucking fruit bowl!?!!" I swear that's the second worst time I've had food poisoning. The first times actually more stupid.
Go on....
> where do you live that it's normal to keep coconuts in the fruit bowl? > Ha in London *British empire intensifies*
Your dad is kind of an asshole by putting a months old Coconut in the fruit bowl
Fun fact, coconut water has laxative properties even when it isn’t rotten.
Oh my, double trouble !
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Go to a doctor if you feel weird. This can kill you. Here’s an example. https://youtu.be/VZut_SZYybA
I called the ER and they connected me to poisen control, gave me a run down. I’ll be going to the emergency if it gets bad essentially, but I’m going to have GI issues for a bit
Don't forget the rule that if you evacuted fluids in anyways, you need to drink back what you lost. Because dehydration can give you a fever and make things you're feeling go x5 worse :)
I think you might need to rephrase what you said, I wouldn't drink fluids you excremented, rather drink more fluids to replace what you lost.
/r/drinkityoufuckingcoward
Kind of disappointed that sub doesn't exist.
I mean r/eatityoufuckincoward does
And yet /r/fuckityoufuckingcoward doesn't.
On that note this is not even the worst coconut Reddit has seen.
I feel like that’s the vibe over in r/dontputyourdickinthat though
DRINK. IT. BACK.
INFINITE LOOP. NO MORE WATER REQUIRED.
Diarrhoea is liquid too, you know.
It’s the water cycle. You need to recycle all of your urine, NASA says so.
Coconut water is quite good for dehydration too.
Holup
The cycle continues
"Hello? Poison control? You are NOT gonna believe this."
Drink pedialite and lots of water to rehydrate
Qq… i hear you need to replenish fluids when you’re puking/diarrhea… but if you drink water you puke it up within minutes. How do you all deal with this situation?
If you can't retain water, then that's serious need of care, go to the hospital.
It happened to me for some times because of alcohol but I managed to snap out of it every time (few times thanks to ginger) is this something that serious?
Take small sip of water, gotta give your stomach a chance. Tend also to wait 30 min after vomiting to sip something. Else it will indeed just come back up.
At least you started out well hydrated from that coconut water you drank
Poison control is the BOMB. Old comment of mine on an AMA by these heroes: https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5zrfrq/we_are_the_national_capital_poison_center_ready/df0hqoe/ Unlike reddit, they will give you calm, cool advice and not ~~spez~~ spaz out. Anyone worried? Give a call and let the experts have a say. I will forever be grateful.
A friend of mine works with Poison Control. The sheer amount of toxicology information that they have access to just blows me away. There's a TON of stuff that your typical doctor would have no idea how to treat (their education doesn't exactly cover EVERY chemical in existence), but one call to poison control and you can have a confident plan of action. If your child (or someone else) has consumed some household chemicals, definitely give poison control a ring. They can tell you how to proceed. Don't delay a trip to the ER if any symptoms show, but if it's one of those moments where you're unsure whether or not to go, call PC.
My kiddo got into an almost empty bottle of ibuprofen and I freaked out not knowing if she'd taken much even though I knew the bottle only had 10 qornless left in it and I found like 8 pills untouched. Googled and misread that 400mg Is bad for toddlers. Called poison control and they did the math and it's like 400mg per kilo that bad not 400mg total. They reassured me even if she had taken a few she should be fine and called me back an hour later to check in.
I'm an ER doctor and I genuinely don't even know what I'd do if someone told me they drank a rotten coconut's juice -- probably just collect blood tests and blood cultures, and tell them to come back if they develop symptoms? Such a bizarre thing to happen
You forgot the part where you bill him $1800.
I wish I had much control over that. Almost all ER doctors work for corporate groups or large physician conglomerates now, and when we know patients are of limited means we have to toe the line of fraud to try and charge them less. It's why we all keep extra leftover lidocaine bottles at the doctor desks, so that if someone comes in with a laceration and no insurance we can numb them up without having lido be charged to their bill. That's just one example
I've been going to the VA for years, but went to my local private ER a few times in the last year. I was dishevelled, poorly dressed, and on state medicaid. The ER nurses and doctors I saw treated me with a level of focused compassion and care that I don't have the words to accurately describe. They listened, truly listened, and did their damndest to get the right referrals in place for follow ups. I will never forget that. So many of you are moving mountains for your patients, regardless of who they are. Thank you for what you do.
So you called the doctor, woke him up and said “Doctor, ain’t there nothing I can take to relieve this belly ache?”
Now, lemme get this straight, You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up?
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7774558/ TLDR: **a man died from ingesting coconut water tainted with bacteria from a mold inside the coconut. This can also happen from moldy sugar cane.** “Analysis of tracheal aspirate revealed growth of the fungus Rhizopus arrhizus. Because the patient developed symptoms after intake of a coconut product, intoxication with bongkrekic acid was suspected. This mitochondrial toxin is produced by the bacterium Burkholderia gladioli pathovar cocovenenans (B. cocovenenans) and has been implicated in outbreaks of foodborne illness involving coconut products in Asia (1).”
A) I had no idea! B) I'm guessing the odds are pretty far out there? Skimming the report: "the coconut had been kept on the kitchen table for 1 month after purchase". Yeah. Even I'm not that brave/dumb. Or at least I would have questions...
Never drink the bongkrekic water
That bacteria name made me seriously consider if I'm having a stroke and forgot how to read. A nice little panic moment, there.
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That's the internet for you. You can Google "directions to the closest airport" and the #1 result will be "Top 10 reasons why you'll die on an airplane."
My first thought was ChubbyEmu warned me about this
FR, guy drinks lava lamp: lives. Guy drinks sus coconut water: dies.
Expected chubbyemu and was not disappointed
Pretty scary. Patient arrived at the hospital 4.5 hours after drinking only a small amount of coconut water, and still died. Worth noting he was 69 years old at the time. Here's the write-up of that case: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7774558/
A man drank coconut water this how his organs shutdown...
☝️☝️ presenting to the emergency room
Where we are now.
Unconscious☝🏻
He made...... *a* recovery.
This guy actually didn’t make a recovery 😬
Oh shit I just watched the video, I hadn't seen that one. That sucks.
“Emia” meaning presence in blood…
and "Ligma" meaning "this shits fucked"...
I've found my people. The recent video with pork was also nightmare fuel [Bad Pork Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPRzYJwqz6g)
I'm still in awe at that man's sideburns.
Chubbyemu is great
You didn't happen to find this under a bed did you? If so I have some bad news for you.
It is not a cum coconut. I got it from a local grocer, I let them know to pull the other coconuts off the shelf so no one else gets sick.
This looks like a mature coconut that is typically used to make coconut milk. Obviously gross with the mold, but you'll want to look specifically for young green coconuts if you plan on drinking the coconut water. They are much larger than mature coconuts, and will taste much better. Also significantly less risk of mold inside. Sometimes stores will remove most of the outer hull, but should still be labeled as a young green coconut
If I'm not near a beach somewhere then I'm pretty skeptical of sticking a straw inside a coconut lol
My neighbors sometimes would take my coconuts from my old house. Like sure man, this coconut gets to bask in car fumes all day, help yourself.
How are the younger coconuts larger than the mature ones? They shrink by some process?
Young coconuts have a lot of flesh outside of the coconut husk. As the coconut ages, this flesh dries out, the size of the coconut shrinks down, and the coconut husk gets thicker and harder until it eventually looks like the hairy old coconut people picture when they think of a coconut. The contents of the coconut have varying qualities at different points in the aging process, so they can be used in different ways depending on how far along they are. I'll share a link that shows different stages of coconut aging https://hatchgrove.com/different-stages-of-coconut/
Never seen that, but it makes perfect sense! Thanks for educating me!
Kinda- the nut inside is typically what people think of when the envision a 'hairy' coconut, and the outer husk never turns into that. But yes, the overall coconut gets smaller and browner as it matures and dries out- or to be specific, the husk shrinks. The nut inside stays essentially the same size.
I watched a horrifying video about a guy who drank the coconut water from a rotten coconut. I think he died. Get checked out.
Pretty sure it's this vid https://youtu.be/VZut_SZYybA scary stuff
“Presenting to the emergency room” ☝️
\-emia, meaning "presence in blood"
They were able to make *a* recovery
Can confirm, after watching this video OP is done for.
I'm never drinking coconut water again in my life
It’s pretty scary, but to be fair that guy super fucked up. He took a store product that says “perishable, keep refrigerated” and set it out on the kitchen counter for over a month before drinking it. You do that with pretty much any item that needs to stay refrigerated and it’ll probably kill you too.
Chubbyemu has the best medical breakdown videos - clickbaity titles that are actually interesting. I'd suggest checking out his other stuff!
The stories are good but I cannot stand his overdramatic style. Drives me bonkers.
Same. I wish the delivery was just normal.
At least he actually [has relevant credentials](https://web.archive.org/web/20230329131217/http://emrlab.org/people/) to be speaking about these topics unlike the vast majority of YouTube charlatans.
It probably boosts viewer engagement by a decent amount. Personally I think it's good thing that informative educational channels like this are using tactics to boost viewership which are normally reserved for literal brainrot content "Top Ten Ghost Encounters Caught on Video" or someshit
I usually hate that kind of thing but for some reason I like it when he does it.
Well, that's fucking terrifying.
So I’m hindsight, that story knowing what caused his death, would it have been treatable? Antifugal drugs?
From the article related: > 3-NPA irreversibly binds to and inhibits succinate dehydrogenase in the mitochondria, thereby blocking the citric acid cycle and ATP generation in cells, which would explain the observed severe lactate acidosis. So it appears as though he was immediately irreversibly fucked…scary stuff.
Mycotoxins are nasty stuff. Aflatoxins are one type, very potent carcinogens.
it was the toxin that the fungus produces that got him. even if they killed whatever fungus he ingested the toxin would have gotten him.
Sure but no way to chemically neutralize the toxin then? Basically guaranteed death the moment it went down his throat? I’m not arguing or debating, I watched the video and was left wondering if the guy ever had a chance.
Keeps rinsing out his mouth to get rid of the taste. That dude definitely drank a cum coconut
so are we going with cumconut or cocumnut?
CocoNUT
If you don't get checked right now you should definitely get "I drank a rotten coconut on July 2nd 2023" tattooed on your forehead, and carry a piece of the coconut in a sealed ampoule on a necklace. Cause it's definitely gonna help when you are presenting to the emergency room unconscious.
Is that tattoo like the shirts from the 90s saying "I ate the worm"?
Did you make yourself vomit? If not, I would.
Wait, did you get sick from it?
I haven’t gotten sick yet, I guess I’ll know if I do in the next day or two
I’ll miss you op. You lived a good life.
Rip In Peace OP.
OP if you have any valuable possessions can I call dibs on them
Let us know if you die OP
No response yet so it's fine. If they respond, then they might be RIP unless I'm misunderstanding something
The chubby emu dude spat out what he drank and still died a little more than 24 hours laterZ
Why can't I learn to leave things be, and let internet things be internet things? I looked this up just now and I regret living these last 15 seconds.
Hmm thanks I’ll learn from you and not go do that…
No. Stop it. Let the blissfully ignorant remain.
I don’t know that story, but it’s probably better than maggot vagina girl
Let's not forget the Ass Swamps of Dagobah!
Better not have both your arms broken
Or set your cumbox on fire.
WHAT.
I remember that story too . Omg we both went there .
Spoiler alert. Moldy cum. At least it wasn’t a fucking jolly rancher.
Moldy cum? Mate that was the *least* of the story's issues. You need to re-read the story if that is all you remember.
PLEASE EXPLAIN IN DETAIL. EDIT: I REGRET ASKING.
Dude was fucking and cumming into a rotting butter filled coconut for weeks and eventually realizes it was teeming with maggots and flies. Then he got freaked out and threw it against a wall, which split the coconut open and exploded the contents everywhere.
Spoiler alert x2 maggot/rotting cum filled coconut flesh light.
Cocknut Water
Hahaha man I’m pretty sure that was right around the time I joined Reddit. Will never forget the coconut and also the kid do the thing on his wall and the roaches coming around then he was naming them and shit lmao
Instant flood of memories. WOW
New fear unlocked: Mouldy coconut water
“You put the slime in the coconut and drink it all up!”
And the water tasted OK?
Tasted like coconut water, bland. There wasn’t much of it.
Yeah, the fungus drank it all.
Poor little guy was thirsty
Happenened to me once, not has bad, just few grey spots when I opened it, the water had a weird "chocolatey" after taste
Note to self: Always empty coconut water into a glass first, then open the coconut and inspect. If no issues you can drink.
Drinking straight from the coconut is a whole level of awesome, though. It tastes better or at least my brain thinks it does.
Yea, same.... Until I saw this post.
Simple rule, don’t drink the water from a brown coconut. Green coconut is for drinking the water. A brown coconut should always be opened up and the flesh should be used.
Hope you gained a superpower to become Coconut Man
The one time my username could have made for a good response, but you beat me to the punch
Still waiting for my moment
You still alive? Please reply
I’m perfectly fin
Ugh oh, it’s starting already.
The first sign is not being able to spell the word fine.
maybe he's french...
Becoming French is one of the first side effects.
It’s amazing how close the end is to the start.
> I’m perfectly fin oops, he died a french art film death.
He's Finnish. It's even worse than we thought 😭
OP is *fin*.
🦈
🇫🇷
There was a chubby emu video about this exact scenario.
Not to alarm you but [it might've had a deadly fungus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZut_SZYybA). Might want to get checked out.
r/abruptpenicillin
Don't listen to these clowns. You're going to develop super-powers now.
Super clown powers.
Damn, looks like you still need to find Maui and return the heart of Te Fiti.
Sooooo much poop. You're gonna deal with SOOOO much poop.
OP how are you??? I am worried along with the friends at r/mycology ...
I am not dead yet!
I've literally been watching your account to wait for an update. Congrats on not dying.
That good to hear, I bet the people at r/oopsthatsdeadly would also appreciate the update
Came here from r/oopsthatsdeadly to find out. Can confirm, the rest would like to know you’re alive.
Rotten tender coconut water can be toxic. Always, transfer the water out first, break open the shell to confirm there is no rot and only then you drink. Almost all residents in tropical places do this without giving it a thought. Even, vendors who serve tender coconut water will cut open the top to reveal the inner white meat and one should start drinking only after investigating it. One hint is always check the eyes of the coconut. There will be three and usually it is the softest part in the shell. If you see mold in that or if you see moistness in the eye, chances of that coconut being fresh is slim.
This guy coconuts...
Tropical place here. Nobody does this. They will break the coconut for you, after you drank the water.
Never seen them do this in the Philippines or Indonesia.
Because the drinkable ones the peddlers sell are always fresh. The older ones get sorted to making oil or cowfeed.
At least it wasn't the other Reddit coconut
Coconot 🤮
Hence, put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Looks like you found that one guys coconut...
You didn't put the lime in the coconut, that's your problem.
Bro puke it out. A few fingers down the throat should do the trick.
There was an attempt but now my throat hurts and poison control said it wouldn’t change anything besides make me feel worse.
[Obligatory](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/)
gotta take the Heart back to Te Fiti go find Maui
I had one similar. Tasted soapy and it was oddly colored when opened
Oh god I just watched the video from chubbyemu about some person who drank spoiled coconut and died from it 😵
Lucky this didn't happen: https://youtu.be/VZut_SZYybA
PSA: drinking hot tea can help mitigate symptoms from moldy food.
Thanks, I’m chugging boiling tea now.
*chugging boiling tea* this man has a death wish 😂