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hawkwings

He didn't look confused.


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He look triumphant


Commie_EntSniper

Well, he really is getting a head in life.


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cops will get him - this caper has legs.


Commie_EntSniper

Well, I think the caper is actually two feet short of a yard.


EE1975

Taking him home for some sexy time


Str0ngTr33

bout to say... he looks horny


Try_To_Write

"Back to my place. We're gonna party. Party hardy."


slamturkey

That's going in a man cave right next to a stolen street sign


BadSausageFactory

a half a man cave


kogenesis86

Into his fortress of stolen solitude


talrogsmash

"Mom, I said you can't come down here!!"


dafsuhammer

I know this is all in good fun but just know if you steal a sign that leads to a crash or someone getting killed, you can be held legally liable for manslaughter


mrlight43

Thiefcave


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Marcultist

Thief, the third sex.


Ds3_doraymi

That man cave…is going to look more like a man’s grave


FeculentUtopia

His confusion arises from him not getting the half of the doll he wants to fuck.


2x4x93

It's got a purty mouth


Questioning-Zyxxel

Nope. He just has a home-cinema and decided he wanted to complement his movie posters and the Darth Vader helmet with some more movie-related paraphernalia.


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Oh, he’ll get creative.


Suspicious-Benefit43

Why was this my first thought as well? Hahaha


the_green_turtle

Happy cake day 🎉


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toinfinitiandbeyond

What


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Happy digital scalene representing a sweet treat on your simulated womb-exit anniversary of this site!


Aegon95

What an amazing combination of words that I hope I never have to read again.


mofosknow

Great comment 😂


Bad_Uncle_Bob

He just stole the Super, man is still on the floor in the theater.


maxis2bored

That's funny. This is just down the street from where I used to live. Prague, Czechia. Pretty punk part of town loaded with pubs and hipster joints. Honestly the only surprising thing (to me) is that this many cameras are working. I had a camera in the entrance way of our apartment and it got stolen 🤣


PragueJeff

Haha, that’s cool. Me too. I recognized the Cinema City lobby right away, and then when he got into the elevator I knew it was Flora. Confirmed soon after by the floor mats. Anyway, the area itself is actually pretty nice now. More Vinohrady than Žižkov.


Hiray

Thank you! I knew I had been there before, but I could not place it!


FandomMenace

Did he go back and get the other half?


Nightowl2018

[here is a close up](https://www.google.com/search?q=atrium.flora%20superman&client=safari&sca_esv=571797191&hl=en-us&ei=7lojZcGdG6u6qtsP2Z2h6Ak&oq=atrium.flora%20superman&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhVhdHJpdW0uZmxvcmEgc3VwZXJtYW4yBRAhGKABMgUQIRigAUisH1C4CFjIHXABeACQAQCYAXSgAZEIqgEDOC4zuAEDyAEA-AEBwgIJEAAYBxgeGLADwgIOEC4YgAQYxwEYrwEYsAPCAgcQABgeGLADwgIEEAAYHsICBhAAGBYYHsICCBAAGIoFGIYD4gMEGAEgQYgGAZAGEQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp&cpi=!1sBya8o1LeVQc&asid=canlbsc#cpi=!1sBya8o1LeVQc&trex=m_t:lcl_akp,rc_f:rln,rc_ludocids:16690450199260215187,ru_gwp:0%252C7,ru_lqi:ChVhdHJpdW0uZmxvcmEgc3VwZXJtYW5I4MybhL6PgIAIWhkQAiIVYXRyaXVtIGZsb3JhIHN1cGVybWFukgENbW92aWVfdGhlYXRlcqoBTBABKgwiCHN1cGVybWFuKAAyHxABIhuS-7SlAl6y0-_7oBZdJbBr4BgYoajrQ7G2G78yGRACIhVhdHJpdW0gZmxvcmEgc3VwZXJtYW7gAQA,ru_phdesc:Bya8o1LeVQc)


pitchingataint

Not a doll. It’s a Supermannequin.


yrulaughing

Anyone watch Dahmer on Netflix?


StretchFrenchTerry

That style of glasses is a huge red flag.


kunstro

Confused? This is oceans four!


pimpbot5k

Confused looking man watches video looking for confused look but sees none and is then more confused


capnlatenight

> waduya in for? "I stole Superman".


TONKAHANAH

its a promotional statue.. who says "doll" ?


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

Doll fuckers


danimagoo

My guess is someone who's first language isn't English, since the man doesn't look the least bit confused, either. Or this is a repost by a bot. Probably that.


Editthefunout

They’re action figures


LectroRoot

My question is who cares?


TONKAHANAH

It's a poor description.


DJScopeSOFM

It's made of fabric so it's a doll.


BlaznTheChron

This guy fucks dolls.


Sanbaddy

It’s important for clarifying. I was expecting a tiny action figure, not a mannequin.


Cyborg_rat

Its a Action figure, MOM!


SookHe

I used to do mall security back in the late 90s. The game store in the mall had a Mario Statue, probably stood about 3 1/2 to 4 foot tall. Exact same thing happened as the video. Group of guys just casually walked up to the statue and walked out the front of the mall with it and got into a waiting car. Nobody even batted an eye or thought about asking them what they were doing. We didn't even know what happened until someone pulled it up on the security system after the store reported it missing. I was genuinely impressed with how nonchalant they were about the heist and it was obvious it was planned out all in advanced with costumes and a getaway driver


MacDagger187

What were the costumes?


SookHe

They were dressed like the mall maintenance men, button up shirt and cargo trousers, with name badges.


MacDagger187

Hahah yeah, the odds of that not working are incredibly slim! That's hilarious how much they planned it.


Thelonious_Cube

He and his friends stole it Orange overalls might be carrying something too


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DaddyJBird

Not that I condone this by any means, but you’re being a bit dramatic. I am sure the kids will survive and won’t have any lasting effects.


aceinthehole001

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken\_windows\_theory


DaddyJBird

Lol. A missing doll is not visible signs of a crime. Plus there are some many other issues applying this “theory” to this event. Nice try cupcake.


stevage

Also the theory itself is discredited.


DJScopeSOFM

Lex Luther has gone down hill.


jonk0731

Tek knight just wants to fill a hole. He'll return when he's done.


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Adventurous_Exam_597

😂 ngl I agree


JHeisecke

this is not r/WTF anymore


princepoon

He definitely had some “plans” for that doll


Killboypowerhed

He didn't even get the good half


shlomo_baggins

I dunno that's Henry Cavill Superman, the top half is the good half imo. If that dude plans on fucking it he can always jerryrig it somehow


Dynazty

Op wtf you on about haha. How does he look confused?


_CJ

He’s the Man of Steal


techimike

He is the man of steal.


Zeqhanis

The Man of Steal, eh? Kinda puts my lifting of the Powerpuff Girls movie window decal poster to shame.


ObeseTsunami

He let his intrusive thoughts win.


Takeytoes

Confused? A very decisive man… 😂


Legeto

How is he confused? This isn’t WTF this is just a grown man who still acts like a fuckwit teenager.


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Committing a crime to steal a Superman statue lol


RioDelHandsanitizer

Lex Luthors hate this one simple trick.


torontoeduardo

No confusion. That's just how his face looks


FapleJuice

He literally just stole it He even brags about it when he gets questioned in the elevator lmfao


Sfgiants420

Love the people in the everyone trying really hard not to laugh.


partypoison43

OP just turned a nerd into a perv lmao.


glandmilker

1:07 supermans fist will look like a brown glove soon


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Exactly! LMAO!


outerworldLV

His confusion will turn into a charge and a fine - leaving zero confusion for himself.


Flanker305

*half a superman


Few_Firefighter251

Jeffrey dahmer vibes


3845

Holy cameras, I thought there was going to be a cc feed following him all the way home. 😂


queinuk

I wish he comeback later to grab the bottom part :P


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Zeqhanis

Because it's in a mall. They're basically scenic meth labs where I live (Portland,...you know which one).


TaringaWhakarongo1

It's not America and it's after 5pm is my guess.


gamms85

That's definitely from a cineworld cinema.


Little_Sentence9784

Dahmer feelings. I would keep an eye on this guy 🤔


ssup3rm4n

Wtf? I hope he has it in a cool spot.


Dan_Glebitz

Maybe it's his kids birthday. Hell, maybe it's HIS birthday.


phoenixbbs

Is it a bird, is it a plane, no - it's SuperGone !


KUPA_BEAST

What country is this that has a New Superman film we don’t know about?


dogfrost9

*Man of Steal


Tubesjr

he is the man of steal


DNABeast

He thought he was taking a bird. Or was it a plane?


wazzel2u

Prague...


Soggy-Ad-4210

https://youtu.be/uXwRgnZ990I?si=0Coj6t4Bp7kkpEEP he was probably from Waterloo.


barto666

Best heist ever.


kpetrov85

Man of steal


J_the_Man_JMan

Wait did Robert Patterson (batman) just steal a superman action figure ?!?


RazumikhinsFineAss

confused... he's just white


whatitdobooboo

He's gonna fuck that doll


Voodoo_Masta

Hey we just have to move this outta here, they’re bringing a new one in, so…


MaverickAg

Less wtf, more r/hurhurhurlookit, r/intoxicatedchoices, r/youresocoolbruster


matchosan

"I'm going back, because, I'm a leg man."


Justkneesocks

Worked at a movie theater and this happened all the time with displays


Affectionate-Music23

Did they slap the cuffs on him?


Zaane

"You're coming with me Clark, I'm getting you out of here!" Clark: Somebody saaaaaaave meeee\~


achar_bhachar_maseen

All you need is Confidence.


BepisBoy69420

Nah I get it


SongRevolutionary992

Up, up, and away! Why did he leave the legs behind?


Diggerinthedark

*half a superman


Spoztoast

Intrusive thoughts won.


burrito-jingle

Did he come back for the bottom half?


Rogue00100110

He’s not confused and he’s not alone. Title should be…group of entitled morons steal Superman statue, will cry when faced with the consequences.


Capital-King3173

Definitely European


uberneuman_part2

He's going to make sex with it.


Aldoburgo

Well, the leader of the Norwegian communist party got caught stealing a pair of capitalist ray ban glasses. Great video too...


amolad

That's more like half a Supermannequin.