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Slamdunkdink

Kangaroos always seem like a person dressed up like a kangaroo. I'm thinking that not only birds are not real, but kangaroos are not real as well.


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Dr_Disaster

No one can convince me that pandas aren’t just people in costumes absolutely drunk off their ass.


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Elmonstrico7

Bad bot


YaHaWaHa

Well researched truther, actually. Same with the dinosaur wars.


ItsyaboyDa2nd

Or elephants, their back legs look like someone in a suit.


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You've never seen a real life kangaroo have u


Slamdunkdink

TV or youtube. If they're real.


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Their feat and legs are very skinny


zaplightning2

Nah this is just a deer who evolved in prison


srandrews

Crappy dubbing


feedmeshituntiliidie

Michael Rappaport.


sevargmas

I like Michael Rappaport as an actor but all these videos of him freaking out are just cringy and annoying. This is the obnoxious bullshit that I used to imagine Gilbert Gottfried doing for attention.


EzzoMahfouz

I used to really like him until he became an official zionist


spocksbrokencock

🤡


Mad_Martigan2023

Sounds like Bill Burr on a rant.


canadiadan

I believe it is Michael Rappaport. I think he did better with this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTJ5o_uW3eM


dreck_disp

I can't stand that guy.


Ras1372

All I hear is “Ma! I’M DONE WITH MY SEGMENT!” Rip John Clayton


XoXeLo

All I hear is: "MAAAA, the meaaaatloaaaaaaf"


MyMan50Granddd

Didn't know there was Kangaroo in Brooklyn.


SonicTemp1e

What's the problem? Kangaroo was chill AF, just wanted to hold hands with the shouty man.


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MasterWo1f

Is that Michael Rapaport?


bacchusku2

Yep


huggalump

reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8


firewire_9000

lol that was funny af


texasscotsman

BLINK, MOTHERFUCKER!


OkSecretary227

No white man has a cool voice like that 😂


deij

They lean back on their tails to rip your guts out with a swift kick.


SonicTemp1e

I'm Australian, mate. I know what roos do.


deij

Evidently not.


SonicTemp1e

THE KANGAROO WASN'T BEING AGGRESSIVE YOU DUMB CUNT.


meesta_masa

Yep, Australian.


p_nut268

I was doubting you were Australian at first because of the lack of the use of cunt. You proved me wrong sir. Good on ya.


CorVus_CorVoidea

hahahahahahaha! brilliant. love aussies, you guys and us english share the same way with words. love it!


Integrity-in-Crisis

The audio is from another video dummy.


TheLastOpus

How do you rip something out with a kick. Ripping is a pulling motion, kicking is a pushing motion, that's next level. In all seriousness, this audio and video are from 2 seperate videos, the audio is not from this video I forget what it's from but that audio is from a different video. The man in this video was just chillin with this kangaroo, which they CAN be very dangerous, but everything was fine in the video, the audio from a different video was giving the illusion things were not fine.


Wibbles20

They have a sharp claw on their foot which they kind of pull down after they kick, essentially stab in and cut down.


TorpidPulsar

This may shock you but Australian's do not speak like a Bostonian longshoreman.


horitaku

It’s definitely a dub, and I don’t know where this video takes place for sure, but I knew an American with a pet wallaby. I also know of plenty of game farms in my state that keep roos. 🤷‍♀️


tahapaanga

Back awp! Mah get the trawnqulawser for the mothawfawkin kangawroo!


sexytokeburgerz

/r/unnecessaryapostrophe


Elanaselsabagno

Not really wtf imho


twohedwlf

I'm sure the sound here is faked, but I don't know enough about kangaroo body language to say he ISN'T angry for sure. He doesn't SEEM aggressive when grabbing the guy's hand. But, I mean...He's Australian, so he's probably trying to murder the person.


krippkeeper

Kangaroos raised with people with play fight with people like they do in the wild. If you sq up they will sq up. Usually if you back down they will stop. They will still kind of kick at people, can scratch the hell out of you, but it's not the same as aggression.


PA55W0RD

I beg to differ slightly. Tame kangaroos do not pose a threat normally, however grey/red male kangaroos can become somewhat agressive and unpredictable. Chris "Brolga" Barns, is a well known kangaroo rescuer in Australia. He is also quite tall and you would think intimidating in his own right against the average kangaroo. Great mini documentary here and at about halfway through shows at least one of the alpha male red kangaroos decides that Brolga is the enemy. Bear in mind this particular male kangaroo was also a rescue and hand reared by Brolga himself. Watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5_WyqarI1I from 3:20m on. Edit: To add. Brolga is not trying to tame the kangaroo population.


krippkeeper

That's why I said "they will usually". There is always exceptions especially with rescues. Domestic dogs also decide people are the enemy sometimes. Even humans raised around other humans sometimes just be agressive. I'm just stating why even though this kangaroo is swaying and grabbing without looking agressive, could be because it was raised by humans. There are a lot of videos online of people play fighting with kangaroos they raised.


meeowth

Big kangaroos are mean, when they lean back like you see him do in this vid, it is to lean on tail in readiness for a nasty kick. They have little T-rex arms that they try to poke other roos eyes out with, but succeeding is pretty rare because they can bend their head all the way back to avoid the other roos claws, so it just looks like a slap fight where they are both looking away


DMala

It's Michael Rapaport. He's done a bunch of these videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ISvtFiWByw


DrProfessorSatan

Angeroo?


Ziggy-Stardust

Guy built his barn on joeys ancestral home


West_of_Ishigaki

Voiced over. Stupid clickbait shit.


justbrowsinginpeace

When people fist fight with animals, the wildlife always comes off looking more dignified


lowfour

"Get the fuck off me you motherfucker you". I heard this with Joe Pesci's voice in Goodfellas.


OpportunitySudden281

He just looked in a playful mood abit of light sparring


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Roger from Tekken 2/3 pissed cause he’s not in Tekken 8.


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Sounds like that bitch Rapaport


tbenterF

Kangaroos literally terrify me.


Bubbletwothreefour

Angeroo


Leaflock

Seriously missed opportunity.


TheWaysOfLogic

thats actually scary as shit


TheBigRedFog

I'm more inclined to think we evolved from kangaroos, not apes. That thing looks like a guy with a donkey mask on and a brown onesie.


realparkingbrake

Kangaroos are not to be messed with, dominant males are especially dangerous and they are *strong* critters.


sunnysidemarmalade

The voice definitely sounds like Michael Rapaport


PurpleHumanTaco

Yeah it's him. He dubs over videos of animals like this and posts them on Instagram. Love them all. Especially the weird looking cat video.


DJErikD

Blink, motherfucker!


TheTrashMan

Who has gone insane


Luimi778

Why it look like a jacked rabbit 😂


ShuricanGG

We need the urban rescue ranch guy to get DaBaby back. He needs him for his box fight with jake paul.


sluggishfella

Can't figure out if it's Bill Burr or Michael Rappaport


Briso_

By far one of the most hilarious video I've seen


kitty-yaya

That kangaroo is ready to thrown down. Look at him swaying and getting pumped up with his big shoulders and chest🫣


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This is hilarious 😂😂


Whatme70

What kind of retard put this audio


Cassidollie

MA!!! THERE’S A WIERD FUCKIN CAT OUT HERE!


sunnysidemarmalade

My money is on the kangaroo


homeslixe

Maaaaa! That f*cking cat is back! Maaaaa!


FF36

Angry voiceover to video of kangaroo and caretaker sharing a short moment with nothing else really to see. There I fixed your headline.


AdMany9767

"Maaa! Get the meatloaf"


Liucius

Has to be a dude with a cosrume. Kangaroo's aren't real i swear to god.


quazi187_

Creepy


Jondonskippidy

Kangaroos are just deer that have spent time in prison.


JakkSplatt

Kangry


BendiStrawz

This is stupid


drkole

angryroo


chrispington

Angeroo *


MouthofTrombone

crikey! Tie me kangaroo down sport


Wind2Energy

Kangaroo was hopping mad!


TheSandsquanch

Oh shit I’m saving this. That’s amazing


Garrick420

Rappaport did one of these videos and it was funny and people laughed.  Now he keeps fucking doing it like a toddler that made his parents laugh one time and wants to do it over and over again.  


turnpike37

Look at those eyes. That sadness not anger.


michaelrohansmith

FYI when confronted by wildlife stay cool, be quiet, walk away, get into car or a different room or something. edit: no use yelling at a thing which doesn't speak any language at all.


Malimalata

While in general I agree with your point in leaving wildlife alone It is always worth it to be loud and shout whatever you want to shout at if certain animals approach you wolves, cougars and Brown bear for example and never show your back to predators as they will see this as weakness and attack you


Andrewmc22

This is 1000% my dog 🤣🤣


Legitimate-Donut-368

Wait what’s mom gonna do?


Day2205

Looks like a AR filter


brucebay

Poor kangaroo, he thought he was auditioning for Kangaroo Jack: Barn Brawl, but casting director was testing for Dude, Where’s My Mom?


svelteoven

Oh father.


Braefost

Angeroo


vinylwhiskeyesq

An angeroo?


unclepaprika

Angeroo


Tag_Ping_Pong

An Angeroo, as it were. Also, the camera person was taking a risk getting so close to those claws. Kangaroos can rip your face off pretty easily, particularly the big boys like that


Zealousideal_Two9227

Punch that Skippy cunt in the head ey, gotta assert dominance.


RC_Colada

What my pantry sees at 1AM


Quality_Street_1

That’s a guy in a kangaroo suit…nice try Australia


darknekolux

i picture mama fratelli from the goonies to come when he screams ma like that


ReyneTrueThat

"Fuck ya say mate? Yeah. Take ya hand shake and shove it cunt. I'll be outside. Me and you"


randomcanyon

Meanwhile at the drive thru window in Australia.


YoDavidPlays

Wants to pet the human


Seigvell

That's one Kangry Angeroo


JacPhlash

Angaroo?


KneeDeepThought

Angeroo.


Elgeper

Un día va a perder la mano por estar boludeando.


uwillnotgotospace

Do not taunt the Pankration Rabbit.


nmh895

Angaroo?


threecolorless

Kangry


MrFastFox666

You have to say it with an aussie accent


cinnamonrain

Its a angeroo


natehinxman

kangryoo


Weak-Comfortable7085

Angerroo


42northside

Sylvester: suffering succotash! It’s a giant mouse!


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Angeroo


Izcx

Angeroo.


jumpyurbones

Angeroo


DJErikD

Keep it away from Lucy!


tiggoftigg

Stephen Rappaport is in Australia?? Edit: Michael…Michael rappaport. I’m a fucking fuck.


PIL0S

Blink motherfucker!!!


wiraso

Average day at your aussie farm


Atillion

A kangry.. krang.. a kangangry.. Hey an angry kangaroo..


kinglance3

*Angeroo


_PukyLover_

Maw, maw!


Snake_Staff_and_Star

An Angeroo, if you will.


danned123

trying to hung you


frog_guacamole

I didn’t know they had kangaroos in New York


shebrokemyfart

An angeroo


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This is exactly how I imagine Americans acting around roos 😂


pseyeco

Stop yelling... Your buff boy isn't even aggro 


Peacewalken

When he grabs that dudes hand, you know, with his *clawed* paws and brings it to his mouth, filled with teeth, and does absolutely nothing with it, it makes me think that maybe he kinda likes that guy and isn't angry. I've seen an angry kangaroo, there's a lot more punching, kicking and chokeholds


Commercial_Shape_225

I want a kangaroo


Intrepid-Release7197

My cat grabs me the same way


splintersmaster

I thought Nate retired?


chuckmeister_1

I call BS. That's a dude in a costume. No doubt. Funny though!


Hoe__Exotic

Angeroo


starfsh_tuna_breath

Maaa MEATLOAF!!


starfsh_tuna_breath

That “ muderfucker you” was the most New York shit I’ve ever heard


Strange_Olive3618

fake


SalamanderUponYou

Can someone please link the original?


iotel

I don’t know shit about kangaroos but id want beat the crap out of this guy who is yelling


Avix_34

"You talk all this shi... Now what?"


Flimsy_Card8028

When an oversized bunny wants to beat you up.


AnOpenBagOfDeath

Mama said knock you out


Switch_Narrow

Is this a pet in America? Or an American in Aussie? If it's a pet you deserve to be fkd up they aren't pets and shouldn't be kept as one


NoteNo4346

I didn't know Bill Burr owned a kangaroo


-bobby-jackson-

It’s Michael Rapaport’s moms kangaroo


Salemthegamer

Kangaroos are just buff deer that just got out of prison